Part 2: Your Ultimate Survival Guide

[m7tajk909]

هههههههههه أحسسن شيء يوم شمرت ودخلت البحر ذكرتني في آيآم حلوه

[MegaEgyptology]

Dear female survival

no problem for you at all

as the camel chews the food of its own cyme

you also can chew the food of your lovely breast

also i can survive with you on the same breast ;)

[20folker]

fooooooooooooooooooooool



[KINGOFTOWING]

you have juce pussy

[KurdishSniperr]

1:48 here u go

[711dhim]

ريحتها خايسة

[matrixyoda]

Kelly Hu says she can kick your ass!!

[ShameOnYou95]

OMG baby we belong togather

[asslover890]

i need smell of her ass

[MyYousef2011]

good sex bb



[tspirit99]

You can hit me with a rock and take me to your cave anydayyy darling!

[BenjaminLarnerVideo]

Your survival tips are amazing. Bar none.

[fly66963]

please i waaaaant to seee his tit

[MASNSEN10]

With you bb, I will survive any where !

[kidblaze101]

Omg!!! I want her!!!!!!!

[abelvolksabel]

quem veio aqui so porque viu a fotinha da joinha

[nakbaat]

فري سيكسي

[paradox294]

dumbass....

[xxALBooSxx]

يا شباب متى تفنقص ؟

[hamdyws]

تمام التمام يلا المزيد

[paradox294]

your ass is awesome!!! i can give you some food if you let me fuck you hard.....

[sumthin5]

@paradox294 loooooooool

[neverquit1299]

hahaha she is fucking great at the awkward moment thing lol

[colbert2oulbert]

i fuck you and die

[mrbluenun]

I know this is joking but try digging on the water-line and you will get Raysor-Shells Crabs and other stuff!

Take care

Oh, and you do not have the option of eating the 'correct' dairy and carbohydrates etc. Very nice but would have been better if you had gone on to dig as I say near the water-line. Makes for a better video and is funny and useful. Mind you, your not exactly hard on the eyes, you know!

mrbluenun

[Adeel2k11]

I want big booty bitches big big booty bitches

[TheMaystro09]

hahaha

[georgemansalsa11]

If she smokes pot she would make the perfect girlfriend, she has everything else

[arivas713]

Damn gravity has failed us yet again!

[bennyhappening]

Hehe... On the funny side, but NOT good survival tips. Live on seawater? Lady: I'm glad you were not my instructor when I was in the Army... I'd be dead now.

[ChadBurk4420]

I seriouly jus ate that lunch and watched this.

[MickeyLove01]

yeah don't forget your sunglasses when stranded on a desert island

[Burdock007]

She is a beautiful woman.

[spikeman316]

poor, poor crazy bitch....

[purokulichy65]

this is a fucking bullshittttt!!

[MrNik671]

Olivia vs wild yeah I learned a lot thank u yeah

[11mrjarjar]

i will tell you how i m suppose to survive! it starts with you going to the kitchen and cooking my dinner ! then u will get butt naked and give me a lap dance >:O

[Davidmay303]

I wish that was shorter

[007cheesey007]

This isnt man vs wild?

[xspartanX3x]

Thumbs up if you clicked to see her bend over.

[themoorish1]

waaaaaaaaaaw i love ur sexy butt

[kiloblo44]

doesnt look like theres any good sources of protein to be found there.. I guess if i was stuck on that island wit u would have to blow me constantly and swallow my loads to survive

[WolfmanDan2012]

So no food for 15-20 months sounds easy enough.

[unspeakablething]

So if I'm ever marooned and starving, all I need to do is look around for a bag of Cheetos.  Noted. Thanks.

[Searchanddeastroy]

Olivia you are fucking retard! Let's bring a fucking sack lunch out of nowhere. If you want a sack lunch talk to your camera man he's got a meat sandwich for you. Learn some actual survival tips then make a fucking video. You fucking retarded bitch.

[czoe2011]

i watched this vieo coz we thought that ur gonna go naked... i was disappointed...guess all of us do...

[MrDanny151]

camer man go behind her at 1:37 :P

[2AdryAnna2]

you are crazy ! :)))))))))))

lol

[MGoodbar]

Smokin HOT!!

[alexlaies]

do like bear grils dose eat all the bugs around and you will be fine

[khmerraps]

You idiot. You have to bend over sexier to attract fish.

[rockstarJDP]

haha this is the first man vs wild parody iv actually found funny.

[staphinfection]

I want to stab the camera man for not giving us the greatest view of probably one of the best asses ever... You douchebag fuck.

[staphinfection]

I would give my left nut to be shipwrecked on an island with Olivia.

[TheBaconlaser]

If I found myself stranded on an island with Olivia Munn I'd immediately start walking in the opposite direction for fear of degenerating into a base creature hellbent on satisfying it's primal urges.

[VideoGamesGalaxy]

The best survival advice ever , forget your laptop and portable devices , pack a lot of food in your suitcase lol

[weaponsdrawn]

Damn girl. You are fuckin hot. If you ended up stranded on an island with me you'd get pregnant in an hour.

[simian455]

I've lost count of how many videos of Olivia Munn I've seen over the past week.

[Miniel65]

Being extra careful not to get her dress wet Olivia goes to kill a minnow with a "25-30" pound rock. But don't do that just bring a lunch the next time your plane crashes. Ha gotta love Munn

[bonkersblock]

bendover much?

[dgbuzzsaw]

ha i'd pay money to watch olivia eat a crab right off the beach

[18181818man]

@dgbuzzsaw I'd pay money to watch her poop.

[beautywomantoadore]

you are so cute!

[Jsoovestakz]

does she ever get nude of any of these videos

[EdwardMarshall1982]

wow I am totally prepared for any survival situation....no wait I'm out of turkey, luckily Wal-marts are everywhere, so if i get stranded in the middle of nowhere I'll just map-quest the nearest Wal-mart and BAM! I'm a survival expert. Eat it Bear Grylls.

[Exziron99]

lololol I had a feeling she would magically take out a bag filled with food

[chopao11]

If you want to get the average intelligence of youtube commenters, you need look no further than right here. Most of these comments are either some variation of "you are hot and i would like you to do things to my penis" though put a lot less eloquently (which is saying a lot) or "you aren't funny just shut up and be attractive" though again, in a much more boorish way. I think this was quite funny, and dumb people probably think it's too low brow for them, which is ironic.

[MrUntouchable2010]

how can you survive on beachwater?

[abbo02]

@MrUntouchable2010

if you separate the salt and water (boiling it and transferring it into another holder) but not by drinking the water as its found

[fibreoptik]

Thumbs up for Olivia bending over in a sundress! :D

[surfs1man]

should i put aviators in my survivor bag

[585skippy]

i dont care what island i get stranded on as long as its with her :D

[94tehseen]

hahahahaa i love you...

[MrALBanger]

she too fine...

[Acsmitte5]

she is so funny gotta love her

[killinemfast]

bitch, you're hot... but u are in no way humorous or interesting whatsoever, so please stop fuckin trying. just stand there and be hot and keep ur fucking annoying mouth shut

[masterjoejoe]

these tips Saved my LIFE! Thank you Olivia  You're the Best! :D

[Harleywalden]

great ass on you girl

[BryanFR]

wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

is that a brazilian flag in 2:12?!

*___*

[CheezyChewbacca]

you look like a lesbian in this video

[L0v3Namine]

@CheezyChewbacca y u watching hur videos when u putt shit on it?

[KuhWristChin]

Omg fail I thought she was gonna catch something.

Five stars why? She brought the cheetos...

[shhhhus]

AISHITERU ; HOSHII OMAE ; NO MO WHALE MEAT ,NO MO WHALE ....SAVE D PANDAS NECESSITIES N WHALE NESSA CITIES...zai jian...*snickers*

[mido8686it]

lah il3an taboun mokkkkkk l9a7ba makawazti ma ta9alwaaa tfooo 3la tarmat mok a lpofyassaa al3atouga yalah 9albi 3liha

[IvoOtRila]

smart gurl :) like blond :) but i like brunet :)

[NMTDAH]

ppl will die if they use your methods you noob lollll

[67goldtops]

I'd like to base my survival on eating her ass every morning before I roll outa bed.

[OptimusPrimeribs]

how hot would it be if she knew REAL survival tactics?

[Beg2Live4Life]

"surviving tits" that's what I heard

[Seraku15]

You don't look so hot in this video.

[LittleBigLegoStudios]

DID THE CRAB DIE??

[gazchamberrr]

suck lunch

[queensden]

she makes survival look real good though.

[savagedias]

I bet she had a pie hidden under that dress. That's why she didn't want to get it wet.

[dzhotdog]

yeah, hid that pie right in her pussy

[hacker1462]

and plenty of condoms

[RealPeepsComInc]

LoL I thought this was going to be a real survival video.  FAIL

[thesouthsidex3NBD]

lol

[Terminatorjedi]

ooooo white cheddar cheetoes yum yum

[twiztidfoo]

White cheddar cheetohs ftw :D

[3320105]

@twiztidfoo wats ftw?

[twiztidfoo]

ftw = for the win

[3320105]

@twiztidfoo oh thanks

[dpbrazil]

you are sexy enough but the jokes just aren't good enough baby

[idkyoo]

...i wanna run up and pull that top down mhmm

[yoma6565]

give me that sandwich, I need it to survive =] lol

[atollado]

1:59 100% Anal.

[pedcie]

hey JUNGLE BOOK!! =D

[KirbyOnCronic]

"25...30 pounds right here" XD

[GateKeeperKeyMaster]

Wow,You're really insecure BROWNYODA. Thanks for sharing.

[GateKeeperKeyMaster]

I 'm not really able to focus on what she's saying, I keep looking at her perfect ass.

[Kninznznastop]

haha

[cpshenanigan]

how bout i take a huge mother fucking dump and u eat it aight?

[xEffrumx]

wow you are perverted. why would someone do that. you make me sick

[asadzz]

i dnt want to sound rude but how on earth the dress didn't fell OFF !! :)

[cpshenanigan]

why hasnt ur sack dropped? sum questions will remain unanswered

[asadzz]

mine did...a couple times over :0

[alexiology]

@asadzz haha i was wondering myself.i keep tuned in to see if that dress would somehow slip.disappointing.haha

[dragnstyle]

looks like an episode of lost.....umm...yeah...

[biz4two]

Awesome! Might also be a good idea to take that wrap off...and use it for shelter? Of course...I could see myself stranded with Olivia any day! Great job...

[paintsuxs]

that was coral

[johanneck22]

if all else fails bring chhetos haha man that made my day

[brantbkr]

lol that dress is smushing ur boobs

[ryand843]

After watching this Man vs. Wild and Survivorman aint go nothing on me . I think i just might try to go get ship recked on a island .

[if133573]

hahah you're such a dork xD

[Blastaar7]

wonderfull ass.

[chess1993]

see if more people just listened to you and brought a packed lunch when being stranded for months the world would be better

[555MARCUS666]

hey were is the meet for the OMFG in san diego? i cant my password from her website so i cant knoe.

[DarkZxion]

I was wishing for her to fall into the water and then she would have to take her dress off because she wouldn't want to get pneumonia. That would be tip #3

[ramkraken]

oh poor crab.. i feel sorry for you miss olivia..

[MrVento13]

Wow Miss Munn i will never go hungry! Thank you!!!

[ismaryedgar]

she is so sexy...i want to marry her now..and give her whatever she wants...

[PJtheGroovyKid]

my dream woman is Lisa Olivia Munn!

smart, funny, and nerdy! lol

[xbreathlessemogirlx]

perfect survival guide!

[iTeriyakid]

LOL at the 25 30 pound rock....

along with the step 1 phailure....

but step 2 was amazing GO OLIVIA! =p

[nepalihercules]

wow at 1:58 i would like to doggy her

[jessicasyntax]

lol perfect survival plan.

[TvirusTakeOver]

Sweet! I definitely know who I want to be beached on an island with!

[WSLAOK3]

olivia munn is half asian and either half cuban or white i forgot

[WSLAOK3]

lol

[sbflash311]

It also pays to have your hair nicely coiffed to show off your lovely cheek bones.

[JacKn1feSugarTrucK]

Those White Cheddar Cheetos she pulls out at the end fucking rule.

[chainoclone]

if your sinking you wounldnt think to bring your own lunch

[elsupercagao]

i would never forget food

[DijakJumper]

you woulnd't take it with you to water, right?

[AttackOfTheCrackas]

lolz its meant to comedy, and anybody for realz would be like "wait!!!! what should i get just incase???"....."OH I KNOW DELICIOUS TURKEYZZ YUMZZZ!!!"

[CrakaJaKs]

die

[thebigbuu]

tsk aww she tries so hard.... =7

[publicdrunkeness]

Olivia is better than 3 jesuses, and a fresh baked chocolate chip cookie

[tharbk01]

i hope u are joking, if so, then you should say so, just in case someone believes your comment is serious and decides to shoot themselves in the head for witnessing such a retarded comment.

[staticsarge]

ahahahahahaha you fucking bag o tools nah your a tool shed ...wait you are home depot my friend go dave carradine yourself

[fullflo91]

I LOVE YOU OLIVIA Munn You are too beautiful

[ROckaBok]

is she even part asian?

[Coboler]

I don't know if she's part Asian, but I do know that she's 100% fine as hell!

[boomlightsout]

i believe her mom is a daughter of a chinese immigrant to vietnam (like my parents :) )

[VeggieChick77]

She's half Korean on her mother's side.

[VeggieChick77]

Wait, scratch that. Not Korean. I dunno, but there's asian in there somewhere. Mom's side I think.. according to the ever reliable Wikipedia. :)

[gabrielsarango]

chinese

[endo191]

I'm sorry but i could watch olivia stay bent over like that all day long.Daaaaaaammmmmnnnnnn she's hot!!! SORRY KEVIN!

KEVIN IS TAPPING THAT,RIGHT? anybody knows???

[bigzzzdog]

when u gonna let me fuck you olivia?

[samuraix27]

Why do asian women have such nice breasts?

[SamiDullard10]

haha 25, 30 pound rock! damn she's strong

[usouljah297]

i know right

thats what i was thinking

so small but so heavy lol

[ThereRLG2006]

Are you saying she's fat?

[usouljah297]

hahaha no im talking about the rock she picked up

she said it weighed like 30 lbs lol