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  • he removed her helmet yet we didnt even see wht she looks like

  • first custom character on youtube waht isnt ugly as fucking hell

  • Can anyone help? I waited till i beat the game to romance and I already have her loyal. Also, I've already begun the first stage of her romance. But when I go to talk to her again, all she says is "I'm busy but maybe later. Oh and I won't forget what we talked about" That's it. I'm I screwed and now I can't romance her? (Also I havent romanced anyone else) Plz reply for a solution :)

  • @bigmacORwhopper Oh ok, well, you don't wait till you've beaten it. This scene above is set right before doing the suicide misison, like you've just told joker to set the course. So you get her loyality, then keep going to talk her (I think it is after missons, like talk to her, do a mission, talk to her, because I'm not sure if you can keeping talking her constantly) then when you've run out of talking options this scene will occur after heading to the Omega 4 Relay. c:

  • @D4rkch0c0l4t3 OMG thank you so so so so....SO much for that info! I would have never known and just keep talking to her forever. Thanks! :D Well, looks like i have to play it again....for the third time...

  • oh snap, hes an old man

  • That's what I like. An innocent girl until you hit the right button and then... /pounce.

  • For a weird purple alien tali has a nice ass and tits......so I f**** her and went on to kelly (like a boss B-))

  • Miranda just wants u in bed (or rather the engineering floor) but Tali actually has feelings for you. I'm sticking with Tali.

  • I only got with her to see her face but all I saw was the back of her head. Should of stuck with humans and left the aliens alone :/

  • Your Shepard looks like Mess Sergeant Gardner =P

  • I read the Mass Effect wiki. it says Quarians are almost exactly like humans. They have a endoskelaton and similar facial construction (the same nose,eyes,and ears). So think of humans when you see a quarian.

  • I think she has the head model of a ant eater but i know it isnt xD

  • can you do it with her if your a girl

  • Doesnt antibiotics cancel out birth control? (like a boss)

  • @Coolreaction198 Can Quarians and Humans even breed together? If not, it's not an issue. If so, then I assume the Quarian birth-control was made to be fine with antibiotics.

  • So um... I did the Tali romance again last night and a thought occurred to me. I can't remember exactly why but I wondered if Tali and Shepard actually have sex or if they just make-out.

  • TALI = Better with Kinect :)

  • 1:10 so Tali's face is a radio? hot.

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  • @stfuplzzzz That part never happened to most of us, as we aren't dicks.

  • whoever animated all of these romance cinematics definitely prefers girl-on-top. im totally for that of course, but damn it miranda really needs from the back IMO......

  • must see face! also i love tali and garrus...glad they finally had them romanceable in this game.

  • Romance with a quarian? Heavy risk... BUT THE PRIIIIIIIZE

  • cute i remember when i played mass effect 2 i felt tali was special but when it came to this scene my house was so damn cold i accidently skipped it when i shivered fucking ice cude house

  • mass effect 2 was a bit dissapointing in terms of the romance scenes compared to the first mass effect. I mean i don't need to watch porn or something but the scenes in ME1 went just as far as it needed to go.

  • ...why use tinted visors anyway?

  • Well... I guess it doesn't matter that much. We can almost see her whole face through the glass anyway and maybe seeing the entire thing could ruin a few peoples opinion of her.

    That was a failed justification attempt. Damnit! I wanna see Talis face!

  • OMG!!! Tali it's so fast..... :P

  • I like Tali for her shyness and her understanding of the world. It makes her lovable.

  • WOW I've never persued that path. Stuck with Ashley on my Paragon and di Ashley then Miranda on my Renegade. But after watching that, I'm tempted to make a new career from ME1 purely for the consequences in ME3

  • Everyone seems to love Tali but I always found her dull and boring, I love the Quarian species but hate Tali

  • All the good characters are only available for the male shepard and I'm not even gay in real life pfft. Mind you, I do love me my Garrus!

  • who want romance with female darth vader?

  • @TITANAS84 Alot of people, you'd be surprised.

  • @GameMaster2525 The dark side are with them.

  • off goes mask on goes Tali

  • you see that smirk on sheps face, she must be beautiful

  • hey i got all the dialogue right to romance tali, but i did lair of the shadow broker, ended my relationship with tali, and i still didn't get the sex scene. wtf happened?

  • @NinjaRed5000 I think it's stupid because in the first game they explained that Quarians sync their suits environments together to be close and I guess have sex in some kind of protective environment. They can't just take a couple of antibiotics and some herbs to sleep with a dirty, germy human.

  • @ShayLee0501 yeah hopefully this will be fixed in mass effect 3. like some kind of vaccine that permanently boosts their immune systems by mordin or something predicatable -_- they should be creative with how they show off tali's face

  • Very nice music ! It gets on well with the video :D

  • Garrus walks in...

    Garrus: Shepard, I'm finally done with my calibrations

    Shepard: Can it wait a bit

    Garrus: Aw man...

  • @Shuffles91

    Shepard: Im in the middle of some Talibration.

  • I like how you just threw music in there. Nice very nice. Shout out to Shepard for getting tali to come out of her shell... literally

  • Why did I choose jack? -__-

  • I like tali cause she is not trying to be hot if ur a freak and a perv got to mirandas if you like shy cute girls got tali which I did.

  • How is your Tali have like a white helmet and suit and not the purple one? :O

  • @SlyNos Tali gets a new suit after completing her loyalty mission, just like every other henchman

  • @Greeksexpop says the guy called GREEK SEX POP

  • I never Go on a mission without Tali

  • i always liked tali :3

    shes cute and shes my favorite type of alien.

    dude you deserve five stars :D

  • Garrus: Shepard! There's a reaper attacking us!

    Shepard: Can it wait? I'm in the middle of TALI brations :p

  • @chrisNBFK2836 Garrus: Damn it, why couldn't they have played female Shepard?

  • @Greeksexpop

    Dude, the music is awesome.

  • To bad i managed to let her and jack, die in the suicide mission, aw well at least i got miranda :P

  • @CRAZYmcDIV Everybody should survive - make it right damnit, you'll need everyone in ME 3 count on it :P

  • What an old ASS

  • did this romance last night!

  • wat was the song?

  • shepard has one amazing dick. it seems theres no hole it can't fill.

  • The music. FTW.

  • Then after you save the galaxy and you go talk to her she says "Just to let you know, I'm running a fever, I have a nasty cough, and my sinuses are filled with something I can't describe, but it was totally worth it." SCORE!!!

  • Imagine if that Tali was actually a dominatrix in disguise and that her Shy behaviour around Shepard is an act (IT WOULD BE AWESOME)

  • Words cannot describe how badass your Shepard looks.

  • @GarrettP130 I totally agree with you. I can never make my Shepard(s) that badass.

  • GOD DAMNIT!!!!!! CAN"T BELIEVE THEY CHEATED ME LIKE THAT!!!

  • *Takes off mask*

    "Ewwwww!"

    *Puts mask back on"

  • actually you probably dont see her face cause shes supposed to be in the next game.. maybe.. thats just a rumor i heard

  • Wtf how do i get the room part

  • I'm gonna laugh if Tali turns out to be a space ostrich.... She's my favorite and i romance her every time... but apart from a human nose the only shape i could think of that makes sense with the glow is a beak..

  • @dragonking322 According to ME wiki Quarians have lips. In fact the only real radical difference between humans and Quarians (besides all of the DNA/immune system shit) are the ears. Supposedly, that is. Hopefully, we'll know for sure in ME3 (which, according to rumors, we will).

  • @FuckinBowDown1 I'm still laughing, that if in any way she has feathers

  • @dragonking322 Agreed.

  • Nothing worse than people playing unrelated, crap music to go along with a video.

  • Whenever I see Tali, I think: sexy Protoss Assassin

  • You don't see much

  • And then she died...

  • I don't understand what people saw in Tali that made them romance her instead of Miranda or Jack sure she has the best personality of the three and a fine body but she is not human, gets ill when you romance her and could not be good looking under that mask of hers

  • Bruce Willis gets his Intergalactic groove on if you know what im sayin' ;D

  • SHEPARD NOOOOO!!

    HE WAS THE ONLY PERSON TO SEE HER FACE SO SHE LEAPT ON HIM AND ATE HIM!!!

    Nah just kidding lol, never had a romance with Tali so this was a good watch.

  • WHAT IS SHE THE MASTER CHIEF!?!? XD

  • Lucky Shepard! He's the only guy who knows how does Tali really looks like under the helmet!

  • I watched this hoping to see her face

  • garrus: shepard we need you in the cockpit its an emergency

    shepard: cant it wait a bit im in the middle of some tali-brations

  • @empireofmatt That's fucking hilarious.

  • They don't want to show her face DEAL WITH IT because guess what there is another game coming put the final one is when they are showing her face

  • Not good at all I am fine with no nudity or adult footage but we didn't even get to see her face disappointing even the casual sex scene with Jack was better than this.

  • Though this scene doesn't have what most people want out of a Mass Effect romance scene the sexual stuff, this one made me feel something other than a feeling in my pants" GIGGITY" Tali's character (Srry if misspelled doing this of my phone) is the most interesting and made me feel for her though this is just my opinion some people could like the sex crazy scene's(PERV'S)

  • Scene leaves a little to be desired. Leaves plenty to the imagination though. Tali is by far, my favorite.

  • @jeffreysmith22

    Tali's romance is the best in the series IMO. Miranda's romance was more of one-night stand and Jack's romance just made it feel like Shepard was taking advantage of an unstable psychopath.

  • So let me get this straight. You never see her face? Bugger

  • This was awfull,

    I hated it

    I was expecting to see her face, or at least some sexy stuff,

    Miranda's scene humiliates this one, even Liara's scene from the first game, damn it

  • @CarlosAvilla Miranda's scene, was dry humping. lol 

  • @YorkJonhson at least you got to see her taking of her shirt, with hot bras, plus the dry humping, and the whole enginering room instead of bed, that was, nevertheless, better than the other scenes.

    The whole expectation for Tali was broken,

  • I chose Tali as well, actually finished the game a few moments ago

  • ughhhh I'm conflicted between Liara and Tali... and now there's going to be even more romance interests in mass effect 3.. OMG

  • I liked for Tali.

    to bad we dont see her face :(

    How the fuck do u do this by the way? ive only made it with miranda.

  • @RollerBall21007 talk to her

    ok after her main mission talk to her

    then after anothr mission talk to her

    should be the suit life one

    then hit on her

    then mission then she pushes you away saying she wants you to be happy i told her ill be happy if you make me a sandwich and spread your legs

    and then suicde mission TIME TO GET LAID

    the steps you need to do to get laid with tali ten bucks pls

  • OMG i just thought of something i play a ton of starcraft2 and i think that the quarian race is similar to the protoss just body shape and anatomy, also if you know who Selendis is then you know where im getting at

  • @cod7zombies "My life for the Flotilla" doesn't have the same ring as "My life for Aiur!"

  • @Time2DieF00 but body shape is similar and over all appearance just take away the mask

  • tali is abit like me when it comes to love (allways nervous {loveshy}) thumbs up if u r aswell

  • the nervous good girls are always the best in bed

  • That's the one I picked, main reason because she was also in the crew Mass Effect 1. Was kinda disappointed not to see her face though, the game teases.

  • Ah she is sooo cute...

  • i always find inter species romance more romantic in a way.

  • Your music is annoying.

  • And an 'H', in case some 'erbs come along.

  • O_O

     damn lucky shepard

  • 2 sites i thought i would never see in any sort of reality....galactic ass given to an old man

  • What is the name of this song? I need lyrics and TAB...

  • Tali reminds me of merrill, because merrill talks to much and so does Tali. So in a way their kinda alike.

  • Tali reminds me of merrill, because merrill talks to much and so does Tali. So in a way their kinda alike.

  • Anyone who has read Ascension book knows what quarians look like under the helmet... (at least partially)

    And let's just say: They are more like turians then humans

  • @Warhamer116 I need to buy those novels. I absolutely LOVE the Mass Effect universe.

    But that definitely makes sense, since their DNA is the same.

  • OMG ITS MASTER CHIEF

  • lol 5 stars, that doesn't exist anymore man, still I would give 'em to you, just because of Tali :)

  • if they play that music or little light of love from fith element in the next mass effect sex scene for part 3, it will be awesome, plus im clinging on to the idea that its megan foxs face under that. i mean come, theyre not gonna hide her face and not make it prettier than the other female characters

  • augh. why do people say tali is hot when you never even get to see her face?

  • @SameronShowsInc it's her personality lol, her voice is adorable. Don't need to see her face in my opinion. Everything else about her is great.

  • @Hamptoncltn yeah, you got a good point there.

  • @SameronShowsInc thats y i romanced her in ME2 so hopefully it carries over toME3 and you get to actually see her. reading about her in the novels only does so much. i have a feeling if u dont romance her you never get to see her.

  • @GMCman82 hahaa, yeah i romanced kelly... that was a fail

  • @SameronShowsInc lol so did i but i never got the dance like i was supposed to

  • @GMCman82 - Of course you didn't because you're retarded.

  • @GMCman82 lol.

  • @GMCman82 - You're in love with a video game character? Seriously, quit sucking off your mom's clit and go get a life.

  • @ToiletBomberAlpha what, i think your a bit confused. your probably one of those kids or teen virgins who likes to play bikini samuri squad or DOA beach vollyball because in real life you wouldnt be so lucky to see a real woman tits, so you get your jollies on the animated ones. I was talking about all the variables in the game and seeing her face would be one only if u romance her, i just dont want to start all over again to do so, that is why i did it now. u need to troll future gamer,not me

  • If you get close enough to Tali to look inside of her helmet covering, the outline of her face is really cute. Not to mention her voice is a combination of adoreable, and sexy :P I'd fuck her, cus I bet she is this really hot chick inside a suit :P

  • Honestly, I was really disappointed with this scene. I like Tali the most but the other romance scenes are way better. This one's so short and you don't see ANYTHING... Guess I'm glad they left the face a mystery but I was expecting a lot more skin.

  • Tali- best personality

    Miranda- Well, just look at her body and especially her ass

    Jack- definitly hard to get close too and undestand, but under that hardcore thug exterior is a girl that just wants to feel loved by some one else, so she's definintly the most intresting

  • @Metalhead15712 yeah, well, the best part about the jack romance scene is that she's so uncharacteristically vulnerable. The running makeup was a nice touch :)

  • @Erilis666 agreed. Personally I like tali the best

  • @Metalhead15712 yeah, I wish they let you do a lesbian scene with Tali & female shepherd ;D

  • @Metalhead15712 You definitely have the same ideas I did when i was deciding which romance I wanted to pick, the only difference is, I found Tali to be interesting as well because of the fact that she's an enigma. No idea what she looks like, don't really need to know, the game wouldn't have been better if you did know.

  • @Metalhead15712 Mehh... I stayed faithful to Liara. She's the best.

  • Damn she's so freaking cute love how she goes wild lol I wish I was Shepard...

  • yeab but i wanna see her face ? three fingers ? umm Fucking alien is wierd tho O_o

  • She sounds Dutch. Is'nt she like a robot, so it's like fucking your washing machine. Nah, gimme DAT ASS anytime over muslim girl.

  • First ME2 playthourgh, stayed loyal to Liara but shutting down Tali was like having to put down your dog that you've had since it was a puppy :(

  • Love Tali. This video could of done without the music thou.

  • she is so cuute ^^)

  • if tali was real i would fuck her all night long

  • Tali= awsome 23 ye old chick

  • Aww, Tali's so cute with her self-aware nervous babblin-HOLY JEBUS xeno-pounce!

  • @Furyberserk Why you lyin'? You're a female and you're gay. What do you get from telling these LIES!?!?

  • ah, i always wanted to fuck a nerdy muslim chick from outer space.

  • I fucked an alien once too.

  • @jabba12000 lol :D

  • too bad i wont be seeing her in mass effect 3 considering she was the 2nd to die even before i killed a collector in the suicide mission sniff...she just blew up with the reactor :D

  • Tali is hot. I believe all of the Quarians are attractive... though I'm a guy and not gay therefore not hitting on guys or anything... I'm just saying, Quarians can die from the air... but the Vorcha are immune to everything...

    If you don't understand, I'm saying Quarians would pretty much make you cum from the site of their face. Commander Shepard however, he could drink Ryncol.

  • @furyberserk what the hell r u trying say, lol what does you being gay or not have to do with this hahaha, any way i have theory that its megan fox's face under that helmet.

  • And in a crazy seemingly unrelated note, Miranda is unable to have children due to her genetic alterations. Those who have the Lair of the Shadow Broker DLC and read the terminals should already know this though.

    Oh, and Tali FTW and for ME3!!!!!!!!!

  • everybody loves....JUST LOVES Tali!!!!

    well.....too bad she's not human

    and tht she has 3 fingers only in each hand, not 5

  • @24promil, you said it xJ @themrojk that joke sucked ass

  • this video has made me sick wait hang on! (throws up) ok im better now

  • WTF DOES HER FACE LOOK LIKE?? and jacks was the best

  • fav romances

    1.) Tali

    2.) Jack

    3.) Miranda

  • i wonder what the fuck her face looked like lol

  • Haha, that voice is definitely Kai Hansen, but what song?

  • Is this the music they play in the game? Fucking awsome!

  • Bruise Willis? ...Bruise?? Hahahahahahahahahah that is genious! Really

  • If we dont see her face in ME3, i'm hunting people down !

  • tali have greay body

    miranda have hot body

    jack bodys looks like boy's body

    samara have a hot body

  • lol thats not shepard its Bruise Willis...

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  • I hope I can romance Tali' again in Mass Effect 3.

  • @MrSpasMaster apparentkly you can. And liara gets pissed.