Another Cakeist Liar...

[guildpactminish]

Why did frisbessANDflipflops take down her videos? I miss them :(

[guitarbilly48]

I chose to follow pie.

[CecoBg3]

the cake is a lie

[TheImperialNinjA]

Cake is nice

[T2DarIantan]

If pie can be filled with infinite possibilities, then pie crust can be filled WITH cake and still be a pie. So how then can cake be a lie? And if pancake is a pie, and you put pancake in a pie crush, is it therefore a "pie" pie or a "cake" pie?

[12monkeys5]

I want to know why the creator of pie didn't know how to create a perfect pie?

[eddygoombah]

your suggesting that pie is unperfect... It is completely unfalable.

[12monkeys5]

He created a pie called, "satan pie" lol

[jbooks888]

funny as a fart

[Ibitsae]

All praise pie! This video reminds me of Weebl and Bob.

[luckystrike83]

Pie is the holy grail!!!

[wytnise1]

Omg. You two are so silly and clever. Great video!

[Cubanatheist]

Preach it, Brother!

[leadedhypercurve]

i didn't realise andre agassi was a youtubist... lol

[lb10128]

The cake is a lie!!!!

[saxmanchiro]

Eddy

Pie man, Pie for sure. Pecan, Key Lime, Apple crumble, Lemon, Chocolate puddin, I could go on. Frisbee is missin out, my brotha.

[deathcard86]

An argument over cake and pie?!

I had to laugh my ass off... German chocolate cake... *Falls over laughing*

This argument about confections... All this cake vs pie talk... Now I'm hungry for both.

But here's an equation for you.

Cake = Pie

And by equal, I mean equivalent.

[SWEETCH3RRYBLOSSOM]

I find this amusing, cake is so better and you know it!

[stringX90]

Wow. This was actually quite funny. But here we have another ignorant pie fanatic blind to the glories of cake. May the great baker in the sky have mercy on your soul.

[purpleguy319]

OVEN, Brother!

Variety is the Spice of life!

The only way to the pastry is through the pie!

[luca82]

Gastronomy > Theology

[JordanSmilovic]

Brilliantly done.

[Domzdream]

I LOVE pie! Or is that PAAA...

[HijodeNeton]

The cake is a lie!

[Denamic]

Another victim of the pie delusion.. Why can you go against science? More importantly, HOW can you do it? Do you actively reject mathematics?

pie < cake

It baffles me that people can behave like this.

I am an apieist, and I reject your delusion.

[bloodyinkpen]

I refer to the Holy Book of Valve,  Newell chapter 20 verse 11: "The fool has said in his heart, the cake is a lie."

It is advisable that you accept GladOS into your heart and report at once to the nearest Aperture Communion Center for guidance and consider volunteering for a research position. Many rewards will be provided.

[Odanrot]

lol what a funny joke.

[Rahab111222]

Praise Piesus

[idontbelievereligion]

i was once under the spell that pie had me under, pie is but a lie.

i went to pie school, but no matter how much i lied to myself, my heart was with cake.

pie is mere propoganda, to trick us pure cakists away from the sweet sponge.

pie is an infinite regression.

pie a greek invention (pi), so, now that all greek mythology has been shown to be wrong, why oh why, do you chose that sinful pie?

how can your morality come from pie? if it has an infinite range, everyone disagrees.

[idontbelievereligion]

pie has clogged your heart, may cake be with you.

[HitchensFanatic]

I don't know, cake IS pretty damn good, unless it's pecan pie, sweet potato pie, or chocolate pie.

[Bloodmook]

PRAISE THE PIE!!!

[soulsdontburn]

Eddy,

Have you brought up the fact that Pie also has it's own mathematical equation, 3.14~? Perhaps you can battle her fancy mathematical ways with this proof.

[Bloodmook]

Brilliant! Yes! Eddy! Use this!!

[frisbeesANDflipflops]

666 views, eh?

... interesting.

[Kunado]

Just broke it, there goes your theory.

CAKE > PIE!!!

[frisbeesANDflipflops]

... well, i don't know about breaking any theories... but i agree that cake > pie! muahahaha!

silly pie-stians, not knowing mathmatical symbols. it breaks my heart.

[deBeuk]

frisbeesANDflipflops has been corrupted by the anti-pie.

[CHEEMA1990AJ]

most pious, most noble, most puissant pie

[soulsdontburn]

I am sick and tired of all you Pastry believers! Don't you realize that both of your beliefs stem from a preposition that both Pie and Cake actually exist? I am, myself, a Pastriest. There is no proof that pastries actually exist! Sure, you will say that pie and cake exist in your hearts, so it doesn't matter what I think. I ask you this. Out of all of the nutritional casualties that your so called pastries have created, what harm have us Pastriests caused? Your words are full of calories!

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

Go turnover, ya flaky.

[ravenlaughs]

You two rule!

Thank you for this exchange!

:D

[nonreligionist]

Nah, says I!

cake = pie < candy

May Candy help you see the truth in that equation!

[NemoUtopian]

there is cheesecake,and then there are things that are eaten in order to remind one how much better cheesecake is then anything else out there.praise of cheesecake is all that matters,all else is but the noise of children fighting over toys.

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

Although the cake vs. pie argument is a baked goods reductionist illusion, I must, however, make the observation that:

Cheesecake is a Cakeist lie

For Cheesecake is

in truth

Cheespie

[G4sM4sk]

Fuck Pie Eddy, fuck pie! CAKE IS FTW CAKE IS FTW CAKE IS FTW!!

But on a serious note, Do it.

[KingLoser66]

These Cakeist can't refute brother eddy,AMEN!

Bless you brother eddy for preaching the word of the ALMIGHTY PIE.

[smalltownatheist]

Oh, surely pies and cakes compliment each other?

lol XD

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

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[spunkeez]

You rock eddy!

[aZeroGodist]

May the word of pizzus bless you brother.

[frisbeesANDflipflops]

just thought i'd point out:

nikki:

#20 - Most Discussed (Today) - People & Blogs

#40 - Top Rated (Today) - People & Blogs

eddy:

#61 - Most Discussed (Today) - People & Blogs

#78 - Top Rated (Today) - People & Blogs

obviously, people are responding more to the TRUTH.

scared?

[eddygoombah]

probably because I sent all my subs YOUR video and not mine (truth).

Let's not get all full of pride AND be a cakeist as well, honey.

[sunshineandfriends]

Is this a metaphor? Or is it actually about Pie and Cake?

Cause seriously, this is really pathetic.

[zbambam5]

wow, are you serious. lol, get a sense of humor man.

[Nightbane12]

Damn the Cakiests, spreading Bakelution, PIE DID NOT COME FROM CAKES!

[hunniebee173]

I got your back eddy! This cakeist bullshit MUST END!!!!!!!

[Eldxale]

Pie = Delicious Cake = Tasty Therefore, Pie > Cake QED However. Cheesecake = Delicious Therefore, Cheesecake = Pie And Cheesecake != Cake

[hellshade2]

a quick stargate memory. jackson: wow! why does that taste so good?! O'neill: i don't know..it's the same old pie....

[eddygoombah]

The Great Pie cannot be known.. he is All Pies and No Pies... He is the Alpha and the Omega... He simply is Truth

[busymartian]

Listen here pie-luva. We don't take kindly to you and your kind. This is a quit town. We like to keep it that way. So just take your pie-luvin ways on outa here and be on your way, see heah?

[Scrapheap71]

Cake and Pie are both blasphemous.

Muffins are the truth!!!

[hellshade2]

the muffinman!!!

[Scrapheap71]

Nice to see another Frank Zappa fan out there!!! ;-)

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

Is that a real muffin? I mean, is that a bakery muffin, or a Sara Lee muffin?

[eddygoombah]

just as long as it is not a Sears Poncho... they are usually worn by Cakeist heathens...

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

Mine was made per my specific request by a Zapotec, but that doesn't mean I'm buying into your Piest delusion unless a taco counts as pie.

Let me peruse the formal definition of pie. Oh. MY!

Look Mr. Goom Bah, if that IS your real name, your Ministry of Piest Information (MO PI) cannot fool me. If a king orders that pie is better than cake and it isn't, who is at fault, the pie or the king?

You are responsible forever for what you have baked.

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

There is a place where the pie ends

And before the cake begins

And there the wrapping fries soft and white

And the jelly filling glows crimson bright

And there the bakeisms rest from their fight

And enjoy a jelly doughnut

[Scrapheap71]

Cakeist heathens yeeeess!!! And Pieist heathens as well, for there is only one prince of foods.... the Muffin!!!

[eddygoombah]

you are merely a cakeist in sheep's clothing... a muffin is but a small cake. You need to repent and open your heart to Pie.

[Scrapheap71]

"...a muffin is but a small cake"

No, that would be a cup-cake, and I care for them not. But I am on the side of FandFF... because she has nicer boobs than you. :-P

[frisbeesANDflipflops]

"But I am on the side of FandFF... because she has nicer boobs than you."

well, he does give me a run for my money in that category...

no, i'm joking! he's freely admitted that if he had boobs, he'd never get anything done. he'd just stay inside all day feeling himself up.

and people wonder why i'm so lazy. as if it isn't obvious.

[PanopticoNihilist]

Now I'm a dyed-in-the-wool Pie-stian but suddenly I am faced with a crisis of faith.

Am I to understand that boobs are a Cakeist technology?

If so, I fear my faith is waning. I use boobs everyday, so I can't help but think maybe I'm being hypocritical in my Pie-stian fervor.

Oh so confused :-S

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

A muffin is just a size challenged cake.

Enough of all of your blathering about whether the trunk or the tail is the true elephant.

Stuffed donuts are the one true path, the yin and yang of cake and pie that comprise the WHOLE of the truth, the essential oneness of all.

[Freshmanrob]

GUYS, GUYS, why can't it be BOTH!? Why can't we enjoy the infinite variations of pie and the fluffy-ness of cake!?

[worldlystone]

CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

[BrianJunglist]

lol dance magic dance

[eddygoombah]

Kick that baby... MAKE HIM SCREAM!!!

[NragedXX]

i see nothing wrong in indulging in both!!

one simply requires a larger intake of milk.

[NikitaLion]

I'm convinced that pie is the ONLY truth. ALL HAIL TO THE PIE!

[eddygoombah]

Preach Nikita! Preach!

[NikitaLion]

the idea of frisbeesandflipflops burning in the eternal oven hurts my soul, she needs to be saved!

[eddygoombah]

Yes Brother Nikita! But beware the Cakeist Lies and deceits! Let your heart not stray from the Word of Truth, the Word of Pie! Go and preach, my son!

[Ender1zero1]

Ice Cream

[Twobitz1]

Remember Apple 3:16

"And the LORD of PIE so loved the world, he gave his only home-made pie, that who ever worships the pie, shall not perish, but be given eternal life."

[Twobitz1]

THE CAKE IS A LIE.

[EyeeShare]

Hear ye, Brethren! The good Cakeist FrisbeeANDflipflops has spoken already! Cake < pie.

[eddygoombah]

That is right Brother! Cake IS Less than Pie. Thank you for correcting the error of her ways.

[EyeeShare]

Man, I Always confuse those...

Cake > pie,

as in Cake over pie, maddafaka!

[eddygoombah]

Another apparently confused cakeist, Ladies and Gentlemen... They don't even know how to LIE correctly. Pitty, really.

[EyeeShare]

Lies? Confusion? Now, those words dont describe me, not atm atleast and not in this matter.

While delusion and fear for the truth is what I fear is your own obstacle now, my good man. Come on over to the right side, we will save your soul. With cream. And icing. And sugarrrrr.

[aZeroGodist]

May Pizzus have mercy on you at closing time

[BrianTheGoldfish]

But look!

Just look around you! Look how complex and wonderful everything is!

That complexity, my friend, is cake.

Surely you can agree that, given the inherent complexity in the universe and the design in all things, cake is your saviour. Consider the wedding cake; its intricacy, its many-leveled structure. Just like the universe! Coincidence? I think not.

Face it, my friend; pie is a lie planted by the Nazi communists to fool you. Do not be fooled any longer. Convert.

[aZeroGodist]

@BrianTheGoldfish: Cakism is evil after all Hitler was a cakist and all nazis ate cake. So convert to our mouthwatering holy PIZZA pie.

And though you say Einstein was a cakist, Enrico Fermi use-to-bakea-pie for Einstein. Thats way Fermi built the first nuclear reactor, so as to get the perfect temperature for PIZZA..

[AVoiceFromGermany]

Guys, one day you can tell your grandchildren that you were there when this classic first came out.

AVFG applauds

[pandstar]

I've got 3 words that will completely show your pieist dogma to be nothingbut distorted lies!

BOSTON CREAM PIE!

That's right. 2 layers of CAKE with custard in the center and chocolate FROSTING, yes frosting,on top!

Explain how this fits into your pieist mythology!

[aZeroGodist]

@pandstar: You cakist, just because you can guise a cake in the form of a pie, like an evil wolf in sheeps clothing. But we see the light of pizzus and we know the thruth.

Try again idiot cakist.

[philhellenes]

Converted. This amount of passion MUST be the Truth. Cakeists are all so arrogant, while we have ALL heard of "humble pie". Now where do the cakeists think that expression comes from?

[frisbeesANDflipflops]

philhellenes-

i thought at least YOU could see through these dogmatic LIES!

i'm very disappointed, but i still believe there is hope for you (unlike the villainous capnobvious- he's well beyond the long reach of reason).

you, too, shall see.

[philhellenes]

FrisANDflip - When you know the truth, as I do, as the honorable and venerable Cap'n does, as Brother Goombah does, when you have studied the REAL facts, the testimonies, there is no doubt whatsoever!

It has even been proved mathematically!

Ever heard of pi? And what shape is a circle? Thaaat's riiiight - pie-shaped! You really think that's a coincidence? Educate yourself!

[jussts]

Oh philhellenes, when the Apiecalypse comes you will be among the saved... thank you for allowing Piesus into your heart! You should post a conversion video.

[philhellenes]

Thank yo, jussts. These cakeists want to "teach the controversy". There IS no controversy! It is a blatant attempt to reach the young (that's why they put so much sugar in cake). I can think of nothing more cynical or devoid of nutrition.

[eddygoombah]

that's correct Brother Phil! You will see no sugar in Pizza, a Pie that feeds the WORLD!

[pandstar]

"You will see no sugar in Pizza, a Pie that feeds the WORLD!"

Don't even try to bring pizza into your delusinal pie world!

Just because some ignorant American called it "pizza pie" decades ago, doesn't mean it is.

You, as a chef, should know that in Italy it is not considered pie.

If you consider pizza a pie, then by your definition, garlic naan could also be considered pie! It's baked flat dough with a topping!

I find this laughable!

[eddygoombah]

If Garlic naan had a topping or a filling, then yes, it would be considered a Pie, and we would accept it's grace as Pie followers. Just as we do every Pie, like say Pizza Pie which, I'm so sorry to say, constitutes as a SAVORY FLAT PIE. Oh, Pie, see what type of person I have to contend with? They know not what they do!

[frisbeesANDflipflops]

oh shit- the chef just got schooled!

[Freshmanrob]

Yeah he did.

[eddygoombah]

on the contrary, I SCHOOLED YOU. I guess you don't know how to R-E-A-D! Just like a typical cakeist liar....

[pandstar]

"on the contrary, I SCHOOLED YOU. I guess you don't know how to R-E-A-D! Just like a typical cakeist liar...."

You delusional pieists now think that everything that is comprised of flat baked dough with a topping is a pie?

How far does your hypocrisy go? Ritz crackers with cheese on top? Open face sandwiches? Bagels with cream cheese?

CAKE forbid...ceviche tostadas!?

[aZeroGodist]

I believe in Pizzus but your comment saying he was not a true pieist has got me wondering if I am a pieist or a Born-Again-Crustian.

Praise our savory Pizzus.

[64bitgamer]

I have heard many a cakeist lier tell flocks of men that cheese cake is the best, when indeed it is cheese pie that cleanses the soul, and guarantees salvation! The dryness of spongy bread and sinful icing only guarantees damnation!

[Brainmold]

3.14 Oh yes!

[Atheistblindchick]

Why oh WHY?

For pastry's sake! Why do you try to provoke a schism in the wholyness of Teh_Pastry?

Please stop your wicked ways and return to the one path of wholyness.

Brother and Sister, all is one in the Pastry.

Lay down thy ladles and rejoice in the Pastry, for the Pastry is all, it includes all, loves all and is loved by all.

PEACE

[PrimaryPurpose]

cake and pie are refreshing mah soul, I just stumbled upon you guys. Nice work :P

[mattduran06]

GLaDos, the pusher of cake, aka the devil, is not your savior! Blasphemy! I have already donated to the church of pie, you should to!

[Katalyzt]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! This may sound blasphemous but: I am agnostic as it relates to Pies and Cakes, but I am leaning towards being a Cakeist! It seems more reasonable! ;O) ★★★★★

Katalyzt

[frisbeesANDflipflops]

yes, katalyzt! you can do wonders to help bring the light of reason to these lost pie fanatics.

[aZeroGodist]

But surely some day in the wonderfull world you pass a shop or having a coffee, and the gloreous smell of pizza hits you. And an inside voice says pie is great,that you got to get some of that sizzleling warm pizza pie

[KingLoser66]

SoldierInPiesArmy!

[nicanicamad]

Pie is WHY!

[eddygoombah]

Why is the question these heathen cakeists cannot answer.

[nicanicabad]

Only PIE can satisFY!

[8journey8]

After a sermon like that there is only one thing you didn't do...ASK FOR MONEY...tell your flock they need to mail in their donations and you will "prey" over it, and they will get whipped cream from Pie in the Sky. They should send as much as they can, their grocery money for the next year (!), and Sky-pie will prepare a big dessert in heaven for them!

[aZeroGodist]

We have to a collection, pass the baking-tray.

Praise Pizzus.

[rozeboosje]

Shut your pie-hole you piebald bastard! You're just jealous that we cakeists can have our cake and eat it. Pie-lovers!? Let them eat cake!

[eddygoombah]

Have fun baking in hell! I'll pray for your Pie-less soul.

[rozeboosje]

Yeah. Mock me. But I can see your dead, a-cakeist eyes.

[ivarbt]

PIEmen, brother! The cake is a LIE! The cake is a LIE! Cake sounds like "fake"! Coincidence? Don't think so!

[CousinoMacul]

Praise the Pie in the Sky!

[frisbeesANDflipflops]

and to think, i once ADMIRED a pie fanatic such as yourself- and for your capabilities of REASONING, no less!

how the mighty have fallen.

[CousinoMacul]

I was once a cakeist myself believe it or not. But then one day as I was sitting on the commode looking down on my once-flat belly, I realized that my newfound girth was the result of Satan's most evil and insidious tool---cake frosting!

Just then a light from heaven shone upon me and filled me with revelation. As I marveled in its warm glow, the light told me "The Pie is the Path!" I knew then how to correct my errant ways.

I saw the light and it spoke to me. Long live the Pie!

[aZeroGodist]

Well come back. A born-again-crustian.

[TheNakedAtheist]

This is a tough one. I like pies, and cake. Please don't block me. :p

[eddygoombah]

There is only one true way. Please do not taint you heart with cakeist ways. If thy eye is evil, gouge it out. If thy tounge craves cakes, cut it out. Praise Piesus! Repent and you shall be welcome in the Kingdom of Pie.

[NaoTio]

Father Eddy... I have seen the glorious, golden-brown light. I see the Kingdom of Pie, its twin gates of meat and fruit, the rivers of gravy and sugar, the mountains of pecan, the valleys of cherry, the meadows of beef. That's right, my oven is preset to 220 degrees Celsius, and it's time to take these Cakeists down, down, down... to Pietown.

[eddygoombah]

Hail Brother NaoTio! You are welcome in the Kingdom of Pie. Now go.... and spread the Good Truth! The Kingdom of Pie is at hand!

[NaoTio]

I shall spread the word in the name of Piestianity! I will not let you down, Father.

[jussts]

AMEN!!! I think we should round up all the cakers and make them go back to Monday school (they obviously forgot everything they learned there) or at least make 'em watch 'the Passion of the Crust'... how could you NOT be moved by that film?

The end is nigh and the Apiecalypse is upon us... PRAISE PIESUS!

PS: What form do you think the Anticrust will take Eddy?

[eddygoombah]

Obviously an eclair or cupcake... I don't know for sure, but something unassuming for certain...

[jussts]

Hmmm... I'll keep my eyes open.

[CapnOrdinary]

The Cake is a Lie!

Brilliant!

[eddygoombah]

Yes, My Brother Ordinary! You have seen the light! Spread the Good Word!

[DeviantCare]

...I bet you still like Ruffles too...

Blasphemy.

[eddygoombah]

Heathen! Spoken like someone who is obviously brainwashed.

[Clovions]

btw u look like edward norton from american history X in this video

[eddygoombah]

Ed Norton is a fellow follower of Pie... I thank you for the compliment.

[msginca]

oh geezzz ... this is too freekin' funny!

[eddygoombah]

There is nothing funny about this obvious affront to the True Word of Pie. Repent and Bake!

[msginca]

Well, as it happens ... where cake and pies are concerned ... shhhh ... keep this on the down low please, ... but where cake and pies are concerned ......... I go both ways!!! Yes ... there, I've said it! I'm Bi!!!

[frisbeesANDflipflops]

i love how your accent changes from southern to british throughout this video.

eddygoombah, i can respect your passion. but your delusions are completely unfounded!

look at the HISTORY of the pastry world. pies EVOLVED from CAKES. that's a historical, documented fact!

[eddygoombah]

Lies!!

Never once did I utter anything that remotely sounded like a british accent!

Another Cakeist lie...

Try again.

[jussts]

Britain is an island that seems to breed militant cakers... Hello, Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens?!... I mean, am I right?

[eddygoombah]

And don't forget Julia Childs! Which makes me realize that Cakeists are just being "Child"-ish.

[jussts]

Good one... I think I'll tell that joke at Monday school... the kids'll love it (they just can't get enough indoctrination)!

[Censeo]

"pies EVOLVED from CAKES"

So are one celled organisms better than humans? =D

[eddygoombah]

Thus proves my claim that Frisbees either is too ignorant to know any better, or is just a liar. A plain old cake eating liar.

[frisbeesANDflipflops]

oh, you're gonna get it. *video response pending*