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  • @JaimeWheelchair (CaptainSpaulding):

    Virgin, the only thing you open is your anus, which does double duty as your mouth. And the only "dealership" with which you're familiar is your mother's trailer, at which she deals her SDT-ridden piece for a pouch of Meth. Wank all you want to your "wheelchair," pervert, as Darwin knows, you prefer that activity to looking for a job. LEWZER.

  • @JaimeWheelchair(CaptainSpauld­ing):

    Illiterate, "anyones"??(SIC, baboon turd). You cannot feel the rush of ANYONE'S success in graduating high school and gaining entrance into a top-tier university. Why? because you are an illiterate virgin and a mentally retarded racist who flunked out of high school. I don't kick just "anyone's ass." I kick a nobody's (Spauldo) azz! If you didn't feel the pain of my feet launching your lazy azz skyward, you wouldn't cry, whine, and blubber for pity.

  • @JaimeWheelchair ( CaptainSpaulding):

    Spauldo, my bitch, if my feet experience a temporary numbness, it is due to the multiple azz whuppin's my happy feet have delivered to your lazy, sedentary, racist, uneducated derrière. Yet while your behind is feeling maximum pain, as is your savaged pride, we can all rest assured that your brain (located in the vicinity of your anus) feels no pain, given its tiny size and lack of nerves.

    Now get those slippers, bitch, before i make you cry again.

  • @JaimeWheelchair (CaptainSpaulding):

    Virgin, If you were literate, would have posted at least one error-free missive in your hundreds of postings consisting of spelling errors, grammatical howlers, syntactical blunders, let alone endless peans to the four things that consume your stupid, right-wing, high school dropout's brain: your own feces, other people's feces, wheelchairs, and soiled diapers.

    GROSS.

    If you were literate, you wouldn't be a right-winger.

    Bitch, go fetch my slippers.

  • @JaimeWheelchair (CaptainSpaulding):

    CaptainSpaulding is on the cover of a special edition ILLITERATE RACIST TODAY magazine. You can easily spot this special edition by the gathering of literate, educated, and intelligent liberals gathered around laughing. But no one is buying it. Who would? Just who would spend a dime on a cover story about a racist, illiterate virgin and unemployed lazy bum who spends his time and welfare checks buying up every copy of the LIFE edition of Justin Bieber??

  • @JaimeWheelchair (CaptainSpaulding):

    Virgin, you don't read, period. But you do rant. Were you literate "as you claim, you wouldn't have tried to make the laughable claim that France abandoned Paris in World War I, let alone abandoned their disabled. In fact, of course, the French defeated Germany in World War I. Paris has never been "abandoned" in the modern era. And I have defeated you in every single instance, causing you to abandon all hope of retaining what dignity an illiterate can have.

  • @JaimeWheelchair (CaptainSpaulding):

    Virgin, you don't read. You're a high school dropout and an illiterate racist from Bum Phucke, Gooberville (Clearwater/IndianRocks, FL), remember? If you did read, you would have learned the rudiments of English grammar, as well as some history. For example, the French beat the Germans during World War I, a fact underscored by the German surrender at the FRENCH Forêt de Compiègne in November 1918.

    You try, my bitch, how you try. Face it, you're a...LEWZER.

  • @JaimeWheelchair (CaptainSpaulding):

    Spauldo, perverted loser into wheelchairs, your phat, unemployed, uneducated, unenlightened, uncouth, and unwashed azz has never seen the inside of a "book store." Zut! You've never opened a book, although you've been booked quite a few times "wheeling" and reeling in public over "your rancid diapers."

    Gross!

    People don't "stare" at you, my bitch, you're too ugly and stupid. But we do "snicker" at you, and with good good reason.

    LEWZER.

  • @JaimeWheelchair(CaptainSpauld­ing):

    "Typo error"??! BWAWAWAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA!!

    Your entire "oeuvre" (look it up, mental midget) consists of "typo errors." When a person cannot render read or write utilizing standard grammar, syntax, spelling, logic, and structure, that makes said person ILLITERATE by definition. What is the definition of Y/T's reigning illiterate? CaptainSpaulding. That means you, JaimeWheelchair, the racist mental retard of zero talent and a thousand trolls. LEWZER.

    .

  • ATTENTION BOARD:

    A "nobody" is posting here, and the bitch's name is JaimeWheelchair/CaptainSpauldi­ng. S/he lives off of government grants, as s/he flunked out of high school and lives off of the public teat. S/he posts day and night about his/its "alternative" erotic attraction to, and I quote, FOOLS, WHEELCHAIRS, and LEGLESS "product."

    Isn't that special.

    LEWWWWWWWZER! BWAAHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    I own this right-wing barking bitch! Any takers?

  • @JaimeWheelchair (CaptainSpaulding):

    Virgin, of course you're crying. You tried "marketing" your stupid self...a high school dropout, illiterate racist, and laughable right-wing hick from Golden Showers, FL ("Clearwater")...to women, only to have them slap and spit on you. You had "high hopes" of cashing your "welfare checks" into a little action from "gimps" while you wank to wheelchairs, and the disabled slapped and spit on you. You'll never have any money, but you're a "rich" vein of comedy.

  • ATTENTION BOARD:

    JaimeWheelchair(CaptainSpauldi­ng) the right-wing racist and high school dropout is whinging, whining, crying, and having a hissy fit befitting a bogus bloviating POO SAY.

    He's almost as sensitive about getting thrown out of high school as he is over remaining a virgin. But what really sets this clot of a clown to spinning and drooling on the floor is to have it pointed out to him that he has NEVER, ever posted one of his stupid messages sans laughable errors. LEWWWZER!!!

  • @JaimeWheelchair(CaptainSpauld­o):

    Hey, illiterate, now you're crying, whining, and blubbering again, bitch, claiming you're not a crying, whining, blubbering bitch of an illiterate.

    BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    You can't spell. You don't know basic grammar. You don't know the difference between a paragraph and a sentence. Logic is to you what World History is to Bailin' Sarah Palin'. You have NEVER posted an error-free message, ever! Why? You're an ILLITERATE.

  • @JaimeWheelchair(Captainspauld­ing):

    Virgin, do explain to the world what "Frechs" is. Do you mean, "F-R-E-N-C-H"? As in, CaptainSpaulding, a supremely ignorant racist sot (of course he is, he's a right-winger!), high school dropout, and unemployed bum, and stupid illiterate has never posted an error-free message and he does not know that the Germans surrendered to the FRENCH in WWI in November 1918.

    Stop crying!

    Better get to a rehabilitation center for mentally retarded bitches, Liberace.

  • @JaimeWheelchair (CaptainSpaulding):

    Hmmm...you didn't know anything yesterday, and you don't know anything today. That's because you're an illiterate, mentally retarded right-winger (redundant statement), a high school dropout who thwacks his pee pee to visions of "gimps" and "wheelchairs," and gets his pervert on by posting his grotesque preferences on Y/T.

    Spauldo, my bitch TURD (note the correct spelling, illiterate), you float with the stinking logs you leave drifting in toilets.

  • @JaimeWheelchair(CaptainSpauld­ing):

    Virgin, even paraplegic "Blankfrack" kicked your ass so savagely that it traumatized you. Yet you still don't know the metaphorical meaning of getting one's "ass kicked." "Whoops," you're a right-wing mental retard. You need "splainin'" : According to the online slang dictionary, to "kick ass" is to be victorious. Thus, it was the FRENCH who "kicked the GERMAN'S ASS" so badly that they surrendered in Compiègne Forest.

    I win. I KICKED YOUR ASS AGAIN!

  • @JaimeWheelchair (CaptainSpaulding):

    Virgin, you think the Germans "kicked ass" in World War I, eh? That explains why the Germans signed their surrender armistice in Compiègne Forest, France, on November 11, 1918.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    The French laugh at you, the educated, liberal elite laugh at you, university students laugh at you, everyone laughs at you Spauldo, my bitch. You're an ignorant, racist high school drop-out and living proof of the imbecility of the right-wing. LEEEZER!

  • @JaimeWheelchair (CaptainSpaulding):

    Hmmm...you didn't know anything yesterday, and you don't know anything today. That's because you're an illiterate, mentally retarded right-winger (redundant statement), a high school dropout who thwacks his pee pee to visions of "gimps" and "wheelchairs," gets his pervert on by posting his grotesque preferences on Y/T.

    Spauldo, my bitch, you float with the logs you leave in floating in toilets.

  • @JaimeWheelchair(CaptainSpauld­ing):

    Virgin, the French never "abandonned" Paris during World War I. They won the war, partly by bleeding out Germany at Verdun.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAH­AHA!!!

    You advertise your ignorance, racism, stupidity, illiteracy, and virginity. Of course, you're a mental "handicap," one of the legions of "retards" of the right-wing, a sexually perverted "freak." You'll never be one of the "NORMAL beautiful people," aka LIBERALS, like...me, your master, bitch!

  • @JaimeWheelchair (CaptainSpaulding):

    High school dropout, virgin, illiterate racist, and unemployed bum: you spend your hours searching for your erotic mania, 'Blankfrack," as (a) you never got over how he humiliated you (b) as a mental retard, you're convinced that every educated, articulate person who humiliates you must automatically be 'Blankfrack," and (c) getting the "whole purchase history" of 'Blanky' is your porn, as "piles of shit" and "legless" men so excite you.

    LEWZER.

  • @JaimeWheelchair(CaptainSpauld­ing):

    Illiterate virgin, please explain the following mangled, mincing mouse TURD you consider a sentence: "But as Blankfrack, Dressy, or Frightwolf did friend you..."(SIC, bonehead)

    "Did friend you"?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! High school dropout, keep them coming. You prove the intellectual inferiority of right-wing "culture," and make your sole friend, Flightwolf, look like the hapless, desperate, and uneducated basement dweller that he is.

    LEWZER!

  • @JaimeWheelchair(CaptainSpauld­ing):

    Illiterate virgin, please explain the following mangled, mincing mouse TURD you consider a sentence: "But as Blankfrack, Dressy, or Frightwolf did friend you..."(SIC, bonehead)

    "Did friend you"?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! High school dropout, keep them coming. You prove the intellectual inferiority of right-wing "culture," and make your sole friend, Flightwolf, look like the hapless, desperate, and uneducated basement dweller that he is.

    LEWWWZERRSSS

  • @JaimeWheelchair (CaptainSpaulding):

    Oh, let's see: why yes, you ARE a "proven shit." You're a high school drop out, a racist, an ILLITERATE right-winger, an unemployed bum, and a virgin and a pervert. There are hundreds of your caterwauling cretinisms, illiterate malapropisms, racist stools, throughout the Y/T to prove (a) you've got no job (b) you're unlettered (c) you're a vulgar racist (d) you've never been with a woman, save Flightwolf, and (d) you're my lap-dogging bitch. BEG, bitch!

  • @JaimeWheelchair(CaptainSpauld­ing):

    Your reliance on dimwitted trolls proves that you are both stupid AND dishonest. Your illiteracy, racism, 24/7 trolling in lieu of a job proves that you're a lazy bum. Your obsession with Blankfrack's feces, your own feces, diapers, and Blanky's wheelchair proves you're a virgin and an erotomaniac for him and perversion in general. Your laughable evacuations over "Blankfrack" you mistake for "logic" prove you're a mental retard.

    I own you, bitch!

  • @JaimeWheelchair(CaptainSpauld­ing):

    Virgin, you are incapable of "honesty," as you're a lazy bum, an ignorant racist, and a pathological liar. You really "don't read," as you're an illiterate high school drop out. You can''t tell the difference between the lard coming out of your ass, an unsubstantiated opinion, and your besotted erotomania over "Blankfrack," given your evident mental retardation. We all know your "other names," e.g., liar, racist, goober, nincompoop, unemployed bum, virgin.

  • @JaimeWheelchair (CaptainSpaulding):

    Call the conservative hotline: 1-800-WHINE.

  • @JaimeWheelchair (CaptainSpaulding):

    "Facts are stupid things."

    - Ronald Reagan

  • @JaimeWheelchair (CaptainSpaulding):

    "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral

    philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for

    selfishness."

    - John Kenneth Galbraith

  • @JaimeWheelchair (CaptainSpaulding):

    "Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are

    conservatives." - John Stuart Mill

  • JaimeWheelchair(CaptainSpauldi­ng):

    Michael Savage ( Michelle le Sauvauge): a kinder and gentler Nazi.

  • @JaimeWheelchair(CaptainSpauld­ing):

    "Little kid got on the school bus today wearing a T-shirt with the slogan

    'Proud to be a Democrat.' Bus driver asked why he was a Democrat and the kid

    said "Because my parents are Democrats." "So," said the bus driver, "What if

    your parents were lying, bible-thumping, perverted hypocrites? Then what?'The

    kid replied: 'Then we'd be Republicans."'

  • @JaimeWheelchair(CaptainSpauld­ing):

    "The elephant is the perfect symbol for Republicans: they leave mounds of dung for someone else to clean; they never forget, lead each other around by the tail, and think everyone should work for peanuts."

  • @JaimeWheelchair (CaptainSpaulding):

    Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the war

    It brings more military contracts and the drafting of the poor

    It lets us build our pipelines so the profits are much more

    The truth is trampled on

    Glory! Glory! Halliburton!

    Glory! Glory! Halliburton!

    Glory! Glory! Halliburton!

    The truth is trampled on.

  • @JaimeWheelchair(CaptainSpauld­ing):

    You don't have much of an intellect, CaptainSpaulding (see how commas offset the appositive?), as you keep on insisting that I'm your beloved "Blankfrack." You are of no account, given that you are a racist high school dropout, but you live to troll on the backs of the taxpayers and their time and dime.

    LEWZER

  • @JaimeWheelchair (CaptainSpaulding):

    A "wheelchair" fetishizing, racist high school drop out who never got over how a "gimp" humiliated him on Y/T, so much so that he chases him as Steinbeck's Lenny drones on and on and on about "the rabbits." "Tell me about the wheelchairs, Flightwolf, tell me about the wheelchairs, dahhhhhhhhh!"

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Post your beloved Blanky's phone number, address, and bank account, it won't save you. You are and always will be my little bitch!

  • @JaimeWheelchair (CaptainSpaulding):

    Wrong, virgin, you ARE the one who is such a mentally "disabled piece of crap," evidenced by your fetishistic fascination with "POWER WHEELCHAIRS" and the fat asses" of "limpy gimpy" boys from the high school that banished you to your trailer park. And now you claim that you're "studying" computers at "college"??

    HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA!!!

    Mademoiselle dropout, you can't even make the grade in the five laughable diploma mills  of your crap town!

    LEWWWWZER.

  • @JaimeWheelchair(CaptainSpauld­ing)

    "Porky?" Yes, that would be you, our petulent porcine putz of piss, palm action, and poo. PORKY, that would be you! A cartoon piggy who personifiies the right-wing: a fat, stuttering nincompoop whom the world recognizes is as Gay as Larry Craig and a victim-in-waiting for anyone with a beckoning taste for BLT's or pancakes with bacon on the side. Oink! Oink! Oink!

    "Tha, tha, that's all, folks," eh fuckwit?

    LEWWWWZER!

  • @JaimeWheelchair (CaptainSpaulding).

    Virgin, you're stupid, epochal-defining stupid. In lieu of getting off of the dole, you troll, citing the lowest-brow flotsam of pop culture, thereby proving that that you, and by extension the entire right-wing, are tedious troglodytes whose evolutionary niche is to provide laughter for your superiors. You, like every closeted right-winger, are a pestilent pervert, which you prove in your endless peans to piss. CaptainSpaulding =LEWWWWWWWWZER! HAHAHAHAHA!!

  • @MrAngemystere Whats a right winger? If you mean right winger a republican or conservative? or using political labels to down on a certain party, that has a couple of people that actually stand up for their values, and can take care of business instead of whining? Why would someone even attempt to get in a political argument if they never the term/ lol

  • @altaqqadum96 MrAngemystere is an angry paraplegic who wear diapers and has nothing else to do then argue with everyone all day while he parks his ass in a wheelchair collecting a government check.

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  • @CaptainSpauIding:

    You're an angry illiterate and racist Right-winger. A high school dropout, you lack baseline intelligence, education, work ethic, and any accomplishments of which to speak. You compensate by accusing your superior opponents of being "diaper-wearing paraplegics" who collect "government checks." In psychotherapeutic discourse, this is known as "projection." After all, you're on welfare, you "park" your ass to troll 24/7, and you get aroused over obese,diapered paraplegic men.

  • @altaqqadum96:

    Must I teach you everything? A "right-winger" denotes an individual who subscribes to conservative ideologies and is a member of or supporter ("fellow traveler") of a self-described conservative political party. Right-wingers subscribe to racist and classist concepts and race/ethno-centric definitions of their "nation"; they despise intellectualism preferring hierarchical religions in the service of their sacralized nation and its male-dominated social/economic order.

  • @altaqqadum96:

    Oh, and altaqqadum96, the Right-wing spectrum ranges from Italy's Fascist Party, Germany's Nazi Party to Britain's Tories and the United States' Republican Party. The threads linking these nonetheless disparate but related groups pivot on the politics of dominant tribe resentments, e.g., anti-immigrant, anti-minority, anti-feminist, anti-intellectual, anti-liberal, anti-Gay, anti-counterculture/culture of dissent, anti-Enlightenment sentiments and fears.

  • @altaqqadum96:

    Your description of "Right-winger" is both stupid and, somehow, self-serving. The "values" you "stand up for" include racism, homophobia, misogyny, xenophobia, provincialism, ignorance, and magical thinking. Your "taking care of business" wrecked the world economy twice, in 1929 and 2008. Why would someone get in a political argument with someone who can't write a coherent sentence (that you would be you)? Right-wingers' idiotic hypocrisy annoys one to correcting the record.

  • @JaimeWheelchair (CaptainSpaulding):

    Virgin, you confuse me with your beloved "Blankfrack," because he, too, humiliated you with ease, confidence, and regularity. We all note how you charge everyone who beats you bloody of being "blankfrack." So, the entire educated population of the Americas, Oceana, Africa, Euroasia, Europe, Asia, and all points in between is "Blankfrack," eh?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    The only thing you "know a thing or two" about is flunking out of high school, Lewzer.

  • @JaimeWheelchair(CaptainSpauld­ing):

    Virgin, of course you're a racist. And so is everyone who is a fan of le Michelle Sauvage, a racist demagogue by definition. You see, you "lazy piece of crap," You and your fellow-shambling shite-heads are racist per your unfounded belief in the mythical "superiority" of Caucasians ( a myth your idiocy disproves) and by your denial, akin to Holocaust denial, of the four hundred years of American oppression, exploitation, and violence against non-whites.

  • @JaimeWheelchair(CaptainSpauld­ing):

    Virgin, so you're in a "wheelchair," eh? That will explain why you post your petulant pin-headed pity party for racist pigs hour after hour, day after day. Sure beats looking for a job!

    By the way, illiterate, that's "FRIGGIN'," as in CaptainSpaulding, high school dropout, racist illiterate, lazy bum on the taxpayers' time and dime is a FRIGGIN' LEWWWWWWZER!

  • @JaimeWheelchair (aka CaptainSpaulding):

    Virgin, you're "talking to larrycool on E-bay," as you're an illiterate, racist, high school dropout, an unemployed bum who can neither read nor write. !!! What does your ignorant troll buck fuddy and failed Elmer Fudd, the Flightwolf say? "Be vewy quiet. I'm huntin' Blankfrack" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Spauldo, POST BLANKO'S NAME AND ADDRESS. HAHAHA!!

     But you'll still not have found me, porky punk. Roasting your pig tail over the fires will continue.

  • ATTENTION BOARD:

    The high school dropout, illiterate, unemployed trolling bum, and perennial seventeen-year-old virgin, aka CaptainSpaulding/JaimeWheelcha­ir, will now have his twenty-fifth nervous breakdown. He'll post over forty "PITY- PARTY-FOR-POO-SAYS" claiming that (a) his master (moi) is "Blankfrack," that said "Blankfrack" is an "online pervert," all in the laughably incompetent scrawl that said right-wing fuckwit (aren't they all!) mistakes for "English."

    Dare one say it? Tee...Hee!

  • @JaimeWheelchair (CaptainSpaulding):

    Wooooooohhhh!!! Them's thar some mighty big charges, which are laughable in that you attend NO "high school." You are a high school dropout, remember? And you are a proven liar; just have a look at the posts below, which give but a taste of your endless spewing and sputtering of bull excrement.

    Say, Spauldo, go to the authorities and make your charge. A piece of white trash such as you can find an ambulance chaser to work pro bono. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

  • @JaimeWheelchair(CaptainSpauld­ing):

    The tally of your defeat tonight:

    1) You're unaware that France helped the United States gain its independence.

    2) You're unaware that the ROGUE Middle-East nation to which France gave the nuclear bomb is none other than Israel.

    3) You fabricate "facts" about French law.

    4) You're unaware that Americans buy quite a few French airplanes and cars.

    5) You prove yourself and the right-wing racists by textbook definition!

    Have another mental breakdown, fuckwit

  • @JaimeWheelchair(CaptainSpauld­ing):

    Ever wonder why you get your derriere handed to you in every single exchange with just about everyone? It's because you prove your superiors' arguments. We've just proven that you are laughably ignorant, and like all right-wingers, a pathological liar. But you've also just proved that you are a racist: In your sweeping condemnation of Muslims, you "distinguish [the group in toto] as 'inferior' to others." This is one of the textbook definitions of racism.

  • @JaimeWheelchair (CaptainSpaulding):

    As a hapless virgin with no prospects, you need not speak of "sex," consentual or otherwise. You are a pervert into "wheelchairs," "high school guys," "Blankfrack," and that for which you have earned numerous "convictions" for "alternative" sexual activity.

    Gross.

    You're an idiotic liar. The consentual age in France is fifteen years old (Article 25-227), the same as Poland, Iceland, Sweden, and Great Britain. As ever, you're an ignorant racist. You lose.

  • @JaimeWheelchair(CaptainSpauld­ing):

    "Fuck yea"?? Read up Napolean's bone- muncher: YOU "cannot even put an English sentence together correctly," let alone comment on history. French car-making abilities, consider this sot: every time you stupid Americans buy a Nissan, YOU'RE BUYING A FRENCH CAR COMPANY'S PRODUCT.

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    And Spauldo de mange merde, ask Boeing about the French-led Airbus, the company that has whupped the Murkin' in the derriere. Vous avez perdu la guerre encore une fois!

  • @JaimeWheelchair CaptainSpaulding):

    YOU didn't "save anyone" from anything. You're simply an ignorant racist, high school dropout, and an unemployed bum. If it were not for the French, YOU would be mangling the Queen's English, instead of the "'Murkin'" variant. Lesson for a fuckwit: the French supplied arms, logistics, training, and troops to SAVE the sorry slave-holding Washington from defeat.

    Indeed, the French did GIVE the nuclear bomb to one (1) rogue Middle East state: Israel. HAHAHAHA!

  • @georgekostaras:

    Respectfully, I would like to amend your description of the self-hating Jew and closeted homosexual (but outed hypocrite and preening racist) Michael Savage (aka, mademoiselle Michelle Sauvage), to wit:

    Michael Savage is a cock-sucking, ass-masticating homosexual, whom Gays refer to as "that fucked-up little faggot," that is before that beat the shit out of him and take his lunch money when they encounter him in San Francisco's Gay bars.

  • @JaimeWheelchair(akaCaptainSpa­ulding):

    You preening prat of a pouting homosexual strumpet, Fl prosecutes anyone who sexually preys on minors. So you lie and fabricate charges ( you attend NO highschool). As a prima facie speciman of racist white trash, you can find an ambulance-chasing attorney to make a case. Alas, you haven't a brain, a job, or a dime to your name. J'ai une idee! Your meth-addled mom, the inamorata for sale, can give your diploma-mill legal rep a lollipop job. HAHAHAHAH!!

  • @JaimeWheelchair(aka CaptainSpaulding):

    You're losing it yet again. The all-cap explosion of hapless, helpless rage; the exacerbated illiteracy; the wild-eyed, weird, and wanton obsession with all things "paraplegic": ouis, j'ai remis votre cul stupide sur un plagueur d'argent encore une fois!" Maintenant, le coup de grace: Given that you wank to guys from highschool" 24/7, learn to spell "MASTURBATE."

    Indeed, try learning English. Start with learning to use apostrophes, you FUCKIN' illiterate.

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  • LOL france is a shithole

  • @xardas411:

    LOL, xardas411 is a shithead.

    France, on the other hand, is a broadly multicultural, beautiful, and bankably wealthy nation sans a cretinously stupid right-wing in control of the houses of government, unlike some banana Red State republics we all know and laugh at with just cause.

  • @xardas411:

    HAHAHAHA!!! French multiculturalism....Jews, Blacks, Catholics, Celts, Muslims living in a Latin culture and society that is the one of the leaders of the largest economy in the world.

    The United States? A country torn asunder and wrecked economically by right-wing voodoo economics, incurring the first financial downgrade in the nation's history. Boehner truly got "98 PERCENT" OF WHAT HE WANTED! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!­!! It's all over for you "'Murkin'" ignoramuses !!

  • LOL! everyone is stupid - except the jew... because Savage is Michael Weiner - a jew... jews aren't racist - they hate everyone... hopefully we get rid of them soon...

  • Who the fuck slams the USA?

    Or Ireland for that matter?

    I don't mind the French part, though.

  • This guy is a major douchebag.. but i must admit the american part made me laugh.

  • We are not great lovers and we dont work!! We just collect welfare checks in france and riot in the streets because the working people wont give us no more free money!!

  • @tohotohandle1

    what makes u think that they don't bathe? are you one of these people who believes in sterio types?

    r we to believe that all english people have crooked teeth r we to believe that all irish people are alcoholic potatoe farmers? and are we to believe that all americans are dumb, burger swilling, fat, oil hungry, war mongers? these are mistakes made by the ignorant masses and are not to be made by intelligent people!!!

  • only in america are there people who think a frog is an insect and people who dont know that the french have won the world cup!!!

  • im french Canadian hes right to  hell wih France and the Irish red head land lol not 4 long....

  • France won the world cup in 1998, you fucking retard

  • @lios2010 lmao yeah only in america are people that stupid

  • best thing about bieng irish and french?your not american

  • @Rossco602 You mean "you're" you illiterate ignoramus ?

  • @Aidpagemoocher how very ignorant of you sir to assume i am illiterate and ignorant based on some slightly incorrect grammar(if you care about grammar on the internet you're pathetic by the way)in a joke i made.

  • @Rossco602 well , if it was not for us you sister boy Brits would be speaking German now.

  • Mr Savage hasn't a clue fish and chips with tons of vinegar is gorgeous because we have the best Atlantic cod on the planet !!

    p.s. who the hell is Michael Savage ?

  • Another reason for being Irish is you can thrive in a stateless society and defend your home land from the English, with only a 1.5 million people population, for longer then any other country on the planet.

  • @MrAngemystere hey Blankfrack get some new glasses you freak: if I were suspended I could not post here. So when should we expect yossarian46 to tell us he's staying at your mansion or riding on your yacht ? Heck, while you're at it next time you're signed in as Yossarian why not just tell us you're dating this months Penthouse Pet ?

    Be sure and tell the real nurse your diapers need changing stinky, I think the fecal fumes are going to your brain !

  • @MrAngemystere hey take a break Blankfrack, you don't have to cry five times a day you know ! The internet is obviously to hard for a think skinned baby like yourself to handle !

  • @MrNathanForst you're right, here he is spazzing out and peeing and shitting all over everything. Someone change his diapers, the whining baby is crabby !

  • @MrAngemystere Your arrogance proceeds you. Fantastic Fredo!! I love the fight in you. I suppose it is better to go down in flames than to smolder in pain. I'll answer your question, I don't know who the nominee will be.....time will tell. But time is running out on your progressive agenda, and the fact that you don't see that is just delightful.

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  • @MrAngemystere OK, Fredo I gave you a day to lick your wounds. You got buried! Pelosi...decapitated. Grayson...Taco Bell, Kendrick Meek...he shall inherit nothing, even Obama's Senate seat,GONE! The list of dead progressives in astonishing. History made right in front of your face. Let's see how arrogant this idiot and chief is, shall we? The progressive agenda is DOA. Will he move to the middle like I told you, or will he be teaching English 101 spring semester 2012?

  • GEORGE HARRISON FANS:

    Harrison hater, racist, and bigot Captain Spaulding's disgusting MrBlankfrack account is SUSPENDED. His Diapersonwheels account is listed as NO LONGER AVAILABLE. CaptainSpaulding himself will soon receive a Y/T warning over his anti-disabled person slurs and racist comments. His "friends" are now under similar scrutiny. THIS HARRISON SITE WILL BE RETURNED TO ITS FANS. IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME.

  • @jaimeguitar50 you're a compulsive whining baby. My account is fine. How can you kick anything stupid ?

  • @CaptainSmegma:

    Your disgusting MisterBlackfrack account is SUSPENDED. You have been banned at several Harrison sites. Your CaptainSpaulding account is now targeted. Y/T has been receiving your "posts." Y/T will continue receiving them until your feces-obsessed Spaulding sites go down the toilet as well. Thank you for your latest slur, by the way. It helps our cause. Fuckwit.

  • @MrAngemystere I reported you for trailer park language.

    Tee Hee

  • @jaimeguitar50 hey, go tell your other personaslity Mr anus to take his medication.

    You're so insane in the membrane you can't even tell this is a Michael Savage video, not a George Harrison video. Now, go take those meds, lobotomy head.

  • Your a troll, good luck living off the internet.

  • @Houshalter Blankfrack (aka Mr Anus-Spelunker) a troll ? No way ! Just have a talk with Magpieeye about the pics he wanted to send of himself beating off in his wheelchair !

  • Bwhahaha, MrAnus-Spelunker has had several spazzing paragraphs in a row with his usual whining. See what our taxdollar pay for to keep someone on disability ?

  • Miss Captain Shattered SpauIding/MisterBlownApartBlan­­kfrack:

    Did I hear the "whining" of a loser? One who now must depend upon his miniscule "intellect" and nonexistent "education" to defend his indefensible positions? Why yes, it is that loser, El Capitano Merde de Beouf. Now, loser, there you go attacking the disabled. You wouldn't want to worsen your precarious position with You Tube, would you? Oh, please, do give in to your bird-dropping brain, and we'll drop you again. Fuckwit.

  • Miss Captain Shattered SpauIding/MisterBlownApartBlan­kfrack:

    You mean, "see HOW our tax DOLLARS keep someone useless like Captain Spaulding on the dole." You never did learn how to write a sentence properly. Oh, but wait, you don't know what a sentence is.

    HWAHHWAHHWAHHWAHHWAHHWAHHWAHHW­­AHHWAHHWAHHWAH!!!!!!!!

    Once a fuckwit...

    BTW, loser, you didn't answer me. Should I send in your latest comment denigrating the disabled? You were "warned," weren't you? BEG for mercy, fuckwit.

  • Racism = a word liberals use when you don't agree with their viewpoint.

  • @CaptainSpauIding It's what they've been reduced to. How sad.

  • @brin3535 of course they are. Look how worried Ofraud is about the November elections.He was blaming the Republicans for all the problems. Hello ? who's been in control for two years and almost four in the House & Senate ? The House & Senate and in for a major clensing come next election.

  • Miss Captain Shattered SpauIding/MisterBlownApartBlan­­kfrack:

    You know, loser, it is you who sounds mighty "worried." I mean, Ronnie Raygun blamed Carter through two terms. But Raygun oversaw American decline. Two quagmires, a city abandoned before the world, a shattered economy a la Hoover (another dimwitted Republican), and a record debt for which the Repugnants blame the great "Kenyan anti-Colonialist." Here that? It's laughter. Look, dead fish in a barrel. You're one of them.

  • @El Capitano Smegma-I-don't-know-what-an-ef­­fin'-paragraph-is Spaulding:

    "Racism"= a word to describe rightwing cretinous dimwits who systematically demonize, degrade, and denigrate the "Other" so as to benefit economically, politically, and socially, but are to craven and cowardly to admit it. Gee, El Capitano Smegma, that fits you to a tee hee." Racist Fuckwit.

  • @Captain El Capitano de Fuckwit: You got a "warning on it", you miserably stupid little uneducated racist. But you cannot dispute your actual hate speech, posted for thousands to see. Guess what, you bloviating bigot of the mighty sphincter and dried hummingbird-dropping brain, you've now got several YT users searching out every one of your excerable peans to racism, bigotry, and savage stupidity. " Once again, cretin, I WIN, and you LOSE. It's only a matter of time, and you're out. Fuckwit.

  • @Captain El Capitano I-don't-know-what-an-effin'-pa­ragraph is Spaulding: Captain Spaulding/MisterBlankfrack/Exc­rement Lover, do read this closely and time and again, just so that you know exactly what the score is:

    HWAHHWAHHWAHHWAHHWAHHWAHHWAHHW­AHHWAHHWAHHWAH!!!!!!!!

    I haven't laughed so hard since Obama won the election, and the health care bill, and the Wall Street regulations, and...

    I WIN. YOU LOSE. FUCKWIT.

  • @MrAngemystere You're a fucking loser. Learn how to use quotation marks and stop posting so that my comments will be knocked off of the first page. You're a charlatan.

  • @brim0000:

    Number one rule in attempting to correct your superiors: know your subject. You don't. Look up "scare quotes," moron. Better yet, get a copy of the Chicago Manual of Style or MLA reader. I won't call you a "charlatan" or a "mountebank," as that would indicate that you have the intellect for guile. You don't even have the aptitude (or the basic education) for English prose. You post twaddle, so I do you the favor of protecting you from embarrassing yourself again. Fuckwit.

  • @MrAngemystere This is exactly what I'm talking about. You are so consumed with the internet that you have no REAL LIFE! It's pretty pathetic that you look forward to logging on to YT so that you can show the world your superiority while correcting grammar. You're a pathetic, lonely loser and it shows. That's your burden to bear, not mine. Your lack of self esteem is evident and I actually feel sorry for you. Now, since no one else will, go fuck yourself......

  • @brim0000:

    Um, message to brin the dim: you are displaying signs of being "so consumed with the internet," that you have "no REAL LIFE!" It's "pretty pathetic" to "look forward" to being defeated by someone who is smarter than you. Ah. Being the loopy and "lonely" loser is too much, eh? Now, since you really don't know what "fuck" means and you never have experienced it in the biblical sense, read your own post. That is as close to being "fucked" as you'll ever get.

    Fish in a barrel...

  • @MrAngemystere My post was spot- on, genius. A perfect discription of you. I'll go ahead and let you talk yourself in circles from here on out. Have fun chasing your tail, loser........

  • @MrAngemystere What a horrible attempt at wit on your part. Don't quit your day job. It's fun to watch you struggle to keep up with a "fuckwit." I guess this is the part where you call me stupid again? Seriously, You're transparent to everyone that reads what you write. Like I said before, I really feel sorry for you. Your life must be horrible.

  • @brin3535 what's really funny under the screen name of "Blankfrack" Mr Anus-spelunker hit on a woman named "Magpieeye"

    He even wanted to email her pics of himself beating off ! She told us all about it and posted the messages he sent !

    Is there anything more pathetic then a guy in a wheelchair sending pics of himself jerking off to strangers on the net ?

  • @brim0000:

    Why yes, you are the mental midget who misspells "description" as, and I quote, "discription." A moron with the vocabulary of a brain-damaged hillbilly such as your risible self has no qualifications whatsoever parsing the sense of "wit," as you define "witless" and all that it denotes. "Seriously," learn to differentiate between the relative pronoun "that" versus the subject pronoun "who," as in, "That you are a laughable clot who knows little is proven yet again." Fuckwit.

  • @MrAngemystere a real life like you ? Like sitting around in your wheelchair in your soaked diapers stairing at your cardboard wife ?

  • @brin3535 well put. He's in a wheelchair, this is his life. He's bitter at life and mad at the world and it shows

  • Miss Captain Shattered SpauIding/MisterBlownApartBlan­­kfrack:

    You just couldn't resist your racist, bigoted, and idiotic tendencies. Well, you ignorant sot, I, your educated better, can't resist exploiting your less-than-zero prospects. Let me start by flagging your latest assault on the disabled, by which we will now move to have you and your trembling trolls cast off YT to wander those ever-so-happening threads on, oh, say, "Hotbot." Fuckwit, it is our pleasure to pull the rope.

  • @MrAngemystere I've told you before : disabled people are not a race you moron.

    If disabled people were a race why haven't we seen the million man march huh ? Oh, wait.........whoops.

  • Miss Captain Shattered SpauIding/MisterBlownApartBlan­kfrack:

    You are a proven "moron." You cannot distinguish between a paragraph and a sentence. Your worldview was formed in a Meth-inundated trailer park. Your concept of the world reflects the ruminations of a caterpillar in a turnip patch. You are a racist and a bigot. Disabled people are a "protected" category of YT users. You denigrate disabled persons and make racist statements. YT has warned you. I mock your idiocy, again. Fuckwit.

  • Miss Captain Shattered Spaulding/MisterBlownApartBlan­kfrack:

    "Masterbaition????"

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!­!

    YEW STOOPID PIECE OF SHE-ITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You ought to know how to spell that which you do all day long to pictures of "David": M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N. Oh, my Darwin, you are truly, and without doubt, the stupidest, mentally retarded right-winger (an oxymoron) ever to slither across the asphalt. Say nighty-night, F-U-C-K-W-I-T.

  • @MrAngemystere so I spelled it wrong. Big deal.

    Because you use spellcheck that somehow makes what you did better ?

    What kind of person offers women on You Tube (or, the internet for that matter)

    to send pics of themselves jerking off ?

  • Miss Captain ShatteredSpaulding/MisterBlown­ApartBlankfrack:

    Feces breath, it is a "big deal" to be an illiterate such as yourself. You neither read nor write standard English. You are completely alienated from logic-based modes of enquiry. You choose to be an ignorant, illiterate racist. News to Captain Smegma: Y/T doesn't have a "spell check." My "spell check" is called, "education." You have neither the intellect nor the inclination to attempt as such. It shows. Fuckwit.

  • Captain Stupid:

    More proof of your stupidity: You intended to claim that a man solicited women via the Net to send them pictures of himself in flagrante. Instead, you mangled the phrase to accuse the man of “offering women” to “send pictures of THEMSELVES jerking off.” “Themselves” is the emphatic form of “them,” which here refers to the nearest antecedent, “women” (plural). You are astonishingly, soul-crushingly stupid. Fuckwit.

  • @CaptainSpewing:

    You are so illiterate as to have botched your attempted and utterly spurious charge against Mr. Mystere. I will join Ange in bringing more actionable charges against you with YouTube. How is your account with them? Ange counted maybe forty-five infractions against you. I've counted more. This will add one more to the list. Keep spewing your "sexually sick things." It will ensure that you will incur YouTube's wrath all the sooner, you sickening, stupid, and lying sot.

  • @jaimeguitar50 I would say you're the stupid one: you're only one still stupid enough to think anyone believes your not Yossian or MyAnge

    Of course you counted infractions: Unemployable bums on government checks like yourself have nothing better to do. Some people keep a nice home, have kids, get exercise, maybe restore something old, build things, or go out and see the world. But, not you, you dedicate your life to counting infractions, whining and thumbing people down. Real exciting !

  • @CaptainSpewing:

    You do none of the things you extol in your insufferably unctuous attempt to curry favor with YouTube. Save your begging for them. You don't "build things," or even learn your native tongue: English. You instead extol your own feces, attack the disabled and other minorities, and make defamatory charges. Hypocrite, you should have shut your mouth when you had the chance. You are already on your last leg with YouTube. You won't last much longer. PIG.