Scenes We'd Like to See: Commercials That Never Made It To Air - Mock the Week - BBC Two

[stoxocube18]

i love little smile frankie always does before he says ajoke like the one at 1:05 when hes thinking about the joke hes about to tell

[guitarreilly]

response to the first joke: i am unfortunately

[Y0shi228]

Poor Andy after his first joke he was trying for like the whole thing to get up and do a joke and he never did :/

[danielbrown1998]

if you hit me at 40 mph i will die

if you hit me at 30 mph i will live

stop trying to hit me

[daleksec666]

@danielbrown1998 no. stop fucking subtitling the show.

[danielbrown1998]

@daleksec666 you just got mad over nothing bro

[KONGtuffSu]

@danielbrown1998 he has 666 in his name.. he can't be very bright.

[doodleguitarist]

@KONGtuffSu You think the number 666 makes people stupid. You can't be very bright.

[KONGtuffSu]

@doodleguitarist I don't think it makes people stupid anymore than having 420 or 69 in your name. it just shows which type of moron you are :P

[lauren080699]

can anyone explain this canoe joke thing to me? 

[starbubble91]

@lauren080699 A few years ago a guy faked his own death by making it look like he died on a canoeing accident, all for a big insurance pay out :)

[Imjustbeinghonestbro]

Keep pressing 2

[grungetitis69]

balls splash! for the man who shaves his balls ;)

[WeAllLoveHomeVideos]

Russell Howard. Nothing else is needed in this comment

[naxnax24]

Press 4 repeatedly for a pig and 6 for a sheep :D

[TheTenners]

easy crowd to please...

[HolyWhisp]

Howard clearly idolises Boyle.

[StarDancerLB]

Who is the commedian at 1:14?

[asdfqwerzxcv6]

@StarDancerLB Mark Watson

[stigatti]

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[Bigthingreg]

ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ENJOY THE FUCKING VIDEO

[kalvaza]

Every bloody time I click one of these videos it's that unfunny Dennis cunt rushing to it first.

[joemca17]

@kalvaza hes funny but you dont get it cause your a cunt

[kalvaza]

@joemca17

Oh, I get it now. So only illiterate cunts find him funny? Got'cha. I'm sure you must dash to giggle over his prolonged stare into the camera.

[Lethallergy]

@joemca17 *You're a cunt.

[joemca17]

@Lethallergy you have litrally no life seeing that you go on youtube to put on video that you dont like sombody fuck off you trolling little cunt

[Lethallergy]

@joemca17 I came on Youtube to watch a video I thought might be entertaining. Fixing your awful grammar was just a bonus.

Haha, you're favourites; ultimate Fifa 11 team? Yeah, I'm the one with no life.

[joemca17]

@Lethallergy once again having no life looking through my favourites try getting out my sad prick

[Lethallergy]

@joemca17 Lol. wtf? Ur wierd m8

[yokoraitashi]

Russel howard is legend!

please stop trying to hit me...

Daily mail joke! = XD

1:37 LIMBO!

Micheal is also awesome!

it turns out we couldn't get ANY closer!

[Purdonnnnn1873]

In one side, t-shirts and jeans and in the other, suits.

Let's get ready to rumble!

[nickjujitsu]

Female comdians on mock the week: because they're wothless.

[TheNile2009]

@cruisereevesbarnesXD what retard spells jeans 'genes'? but yes i agree

[KitsuneProject]

"are You Tired Of A BAd Hair Day... Get A Fuckin Hair Cut"

[KitsuneProject]

"Finally It's the Crazy Frog's Motorbike Simulator"

[KitsuneProject]

"Come One Come All To Witness Papa Lazarou's Wife And Dave Finder"

[KitsuneProject]

"Converse All Stars, Always Leaving America"

[cruisereevesbarnesXD]

i love how russell wears simple clothes, his cool t-shirts, genes and trainers

[beybladeboy98]

who else is getting sick of all comments of people retelling the jokes?

[MrsJonathanGill]

It's unreal how much i love Russell Howard <3.

[marcustonks]

I hate Russell brand. Not funny in anyway.

[MrsJonathanGill]

@marcustonks how has he got anything to do with this video? :')

[marcustonks]

@MrsJonathanGill Oops! Meant russel howard-

[MrsJonathanGill]

@marcustonks he's amazing!

[marcustonks]

@MrsJonathanGill Not my thing:S And damn I used the word hate. What an ass i was. Excuse that!

[MrsJonathanGill]

@marcustonks Haha, everyone has their opinions! I love him anyway! :)

[DrBadwolf18]

why is every1 copying some strange person who hates ppl writing down quotes thats what i call unorigional

[CookiePU]

TV doesn't get much better after Michael McIntyre, Russell Howard & Frankie Boyle are all on the same show :)

[24031965GAV]

cant handle frankie boyle? aahhh shame.

[popazz1]

Hahahahahahahaha,Russell's Daily Mail comment,ruddy hilarious.

Frankie Boyle=MUTE button!

[TheSupersonicmadness]

@popazz1 you hate frankie boyle now would kindly fuck off

[popazz1]

@TheSupersonicmadness ,

After you,pal,after you! Seems I keep hitting a raw nerve with a lot you of muppets who seem to think FB is some kind of God! It's called having an opinion & if you don't care for mine,DON'T READ! Simples.

[TheSupersonicmadness]

@popazz1 if don't like frankie boyle than don't fucking watch him on mock the week watch series 8 to 10 unlike you people who like frankie boyle have a sense of humour

[popazz1]

@TheSupersonicmadness ,

Just what is getting you in such a hissy-fit,pal?! I've noticed that all you FB 'fans' are usually of a certain age & their channels are centred around Pokemon or other such 'games'.Tells me everything I need to know about his fan-base! And my humour's just fine,thanks.Now,jog on back to your Pokemon before you forget where you were in your game,there's a good kid!

[PhilosopherGaming]

@popazz1 well speaking as a 23 year old man with a job, a car and no pokemon in my channel i think you know fuck all about frankies fanbase :)

[popazz1]

@PhilosopherGaming ,

Whatever,pal,whatever!

[PhilosopherGaming]

@popazz1 not like being told youre talking shit i see ;-)

[popazz1]

@PhilosopherGaming ,

If it makes you feel you've got one over on me! Now DO jog on kid!

[PhilosopherGaming]

@popazz1 well that logics a crap dont ya think? how we going to know about your opinion in the first place if we dont read it . . . . .

[ellenmelon771]

@popazz1 yeah,i agree. i really like frankie boyle, but it doesn't mean everyone has to. this page is to comment on the video, not to start pointless arguments that don't acheive anything. xXx

[popazz1]

@ellenmelon771 ,

Of course,you're right about 'pointless arguing'.But sometimes I feel the 'urge' to get into it with some tosser who thinks his/her point of view is supreme.Immature I know but what can you do,lol!

[fyeahrock]

Russell Howard, Michael McIntyre and Frankie Boyle all on the same show. RESTART MY HEART! <3

[thesecretstar1]

does anyone know were i can buy a cannoe ?

[AMYLEE2604]

41 people aren't getting there 5 a day.

[TheCrankRemixes]

What's the buzzer for? :)

Thanks

[asdfqwerzxcv6]

@TheCrankRemixes Its to show that Dara gets the joke and to walk off - stage to let the next comedian have a go :)

[TheCrankRemixes]

@asdfqwerzxcv6 Thanks :)

[TimesNewSparta]

GOD WHY DID I DRINK PEPSI WHILE WATCHING THIS!?!?!

[ConsoleGeek]

You can tell a joke is funny when you hear russel chuckle to it in the background

[WaynieGeo]

stop trying to hit me lol russ

[karmenloveskelly]

41 people have fuck all sense of humour :-|.

[15DevilBaby]

Does anyone know why russell left??

[squirrel1811]

@15DevilBaby hes got his own show- russell howards good news, on bbc 3

[PhilosopherGaming]

@15DevilBaby he left to start his own show

[courtneyluvsglee]

LOL at Russell at 1:36

[masterhunter10276]

I want Now Thats What I Call A Monumental Cockup Volume 1

[Incathelizard]

Me and my mum where watching outnumbered and she said "that guy looks like the comedian on mock the week" i just stared her and couldnt stop laughing

[WazzaFHD]

i like how everyone backs down when they see frankie

[451harri]

I feel like the only person in the world who finds Michael MacIntyre really irritating.

[MaggieMooable]

@451harri Can I ask why? Not trying to be annoying or anything, but I don't get it? :)

[451harri]

@MaggieMooable I find him unbearably unfunny, that's all. He can sometimes be amusing, but most of his material, as far as I've seen, revolves around tittering and gurning over stuff that has no edge to it at all. Comedians can use humor to do great things and a few of them have elevated stand-up comedy to an art form imo, but MacIntyre's stuff feels about as compelling and enjoyable as gazing at a concrete floor.

[MaggieMooable]

@451harri Hmmm...I have to admit, that I don't think he's as good on Mock the Week as what he is when he performs on stage. I know what you mean about some of his material, some of it is a bit too obvious and not as clever or whatever. But thanks for giving me an insight! :) :L

[451harri]

@MaggieMooable And thanks for not calling me a twat for disliking him and actually showing some interest. It's a basic manners, I know - but on Youtube it effectively makes you a saint.

[MaggieMooable]

@451harri Don't thank me :P I don't see why people get so stressy over people liking different things/people. I, for one, actually find this quite interesting :)

[SupersonicSongbird94]

@451harri You're not alone in that. Quite a lot of people really don't like him.(I'm not one of them, I don't think he's too bad) I just think he's better at stand-up than shows like this =P

[SilentArtist269]

I like the fact everyone sort of tries to get there first and they let them the polite british way. XD I can relate.

[JAK3YD]

1:38 - Where's Russell going? surely he hasn't forgot where the exit is

[samtheman485]

michael mckintyre is just not funny but he thinks he is. quite sad

[tidmouthmilk12]

0:07 yes

[ohhbrackett10]

russell, marry me ;( ?

[nuttymonkey11]

lol x the bacon slicer joke always gets me xD

[blainyrules]

To answer Hugh's question at the beginning: yes.

[MaggieMooable]

I love how Russell's in s t-shirt and jeans, and Michael's in a suit :D

[CupCakeCrazy97]

@MaggieMooable But can you see Michael in jeans?

[MaggieMooable]

@CupCakeCrazy97 Yeah, ok. Good point. :P But he'd still look adorable :)

[SupersonicSongbird94]

@MaggieMooable All 3 guys on the right side are wearing suits. =P Don't really know why I'm saying that, but och well =T ahaha

[IloveDamon99]

Love you Frankie!

[barnwellbabz]

The bacon slicer joke gets me everytime;')

[dannynaylor352]

@TheMJF100 mock the week never sacked frankie, it was him who left the show

[havoc697]

@Lilac7124 Because a gimp is someone who.... you know, likes it rough... while wearing lycra

[JoeyThe14th]

some of hugh's jokes generated fake, uneasy laughs

[e7l13]

please can someone explain the s&m gimp mask joke? i didnt get it :)

[DragonScar666]

@e7l13 sado-masochist

[e7l13]

@DragonScar666 thanks :)

[SupErFeRrit22]

@e7l13 on M&S adverts they say this is not just a ..... it's a M&S.......

Do not know why he used S&M instead

[cissburyring]

@SupErFeRrit22 you are an absoloute idiot

[SupErFeRrit22]

@cissburyring wow u can have a go at sombody online i am so impressed

[DommmyHD]

Michael is my favourtie stand up, yet on scenes we'd like to see he never does anything well as funny as his stand ups (NO TROLL)

[Kop360]

OONNNLLLYYY 5!

[callumsimmons]

haha im getting my 5 a day

[wenger1972]

"I'm Fern Britton and this machine took two stone off me.......It's a bacon slicer".

[opendtuning]

"Masterbation" that's why you wish you were born without testicle's...

[tinytina789]

@opendtuning twat

[Scethy]

41 people washed the lidl's own brand this morning.

[lozzie2011]

it is so funny

[lemonadegoespop]

"Stop trying to hit me" :L x

[harrymayishere]

I watched the video, and I heard the joke. No need to put it in a comment below.

[Kop360]

@harrymayishere

and yet you did...

spooky...

[WhiteBoiii11]

@Alexmo555 and @NHall609 yeah cheers i just watched the video so i know what they said

[MrSuperiorApe]

Why do people write a comment on what's said in the video? We can hear it you know

[yellohwarrior]

@MrSuperiorApe *sigh* its basicly them telling u their favorite quote.

[NinjaStarfish94]

'If you hit me at 40 mph, there's an 80% chance I'll die.

If you hit me at 30 mph, there's an 80% chance I'll live......

Stop trying to hit me!'

[AlexWebb]

Masturbation. Are you getting your five a-day?

[DaHazzMan]

@AlexWebb yeah i am, are you?

[001Stacey]

Awwrr Russell's Was Soo Sweet XD " Stop Trying To Hit Me" <3

[Holkiins]

@BiscuitSaw64 i dont know actually, it doesnt matter though does it?

[GamerInari]

the daily mail, racist in public, so you dont have to

dont have to what...?

[stacey2evaa]

@GamerInari he said 'so you don't have to be' :)

[GamerInari]

@stacey2evaa ah ok, i didnt hear the last part because of the audience laughing

[Kotassium]

@GamerInari ...so you don't have to be.

[GamerInari]

@Kotassium yeah, someone said already

i didnt hear the last part because of the audience laughing (probably wasnt paying full attention as well, i dont really remember too well)

[JoeyDPro2009]

@HenryKrinkleFilms I LIKE THIS PROGRAMME FUCKWIT, BESIDES I CAN'T HELP IT I'M AUTISTIC YOU FUCKING BONER DONER!!

[HenryKrinkleFilms]

@JoeyDPro2009

lolwut.

All the best in life.

[JoeyDPro2009]

41 stopped trying to hit her

[HenryKrinkleFilms]

@JoeyDPro2009

seriously stop commenting on the dislike bar? Sooo fucking annoying AND pointless.

[JoeyDPro2009]

@HenryKrinkleFilms do i give a shit? err no!, so fuck off

[ClonedRoboticSheep]

What was the real version of the song that hugh dennis did?

[mizzuks]

Lol'd hard at the S&M gimp mask.

[Willsr14]

Hey look, i can copy quotes too!!

[englishfrenchgerman]

Evil dictator with awful human rights record? Facing rebel insurgents? Counseling available from people with experience at Gaddafi and Sons ltd.

[wannabeasinga]

I got one: Hello, I'm Osama Bin Ladin, and I support 'Terrorisma', the chocolate that explodes in your mouth.

[pepperparis123]

@wannabeasinga haha

[FireryBadger]

Please stop hitting me

[MotorsportMonster]

@MrBigrob555 Cunt

[MrBigrob555]

@MotorsportMonster Yeah you are

[MotorsportMonster]

@MrBigrob555 Yeah I know you are a cunt!

[MrBigrob555]

@MotorsportMonster someone's on their period

[MotorsportMonster]

@MrBigrob555 Yeah, and that someone is you illuminati

[MrBigrob555]

@MotorsportMonster not really if i'm a dude

[littleperp1]

"Stop trying to hit me" that....was....ADORABLE!

[hayes903]

if you hit me at 40 mph there's an 80% chance i'll die if you hit me at 30 mph there's an 80% chance i'll live. Stop trying to hit me XD

[RyanWatchesNaruto]

We've lost your bags, We've lost your bags dededede

[HannahMcIntyreXDx]

love how you can distinctly hear michael laughing over everyone else :'D god i love him :P <3

[MrBigrob555]

this isnt just a gimp mask its an NSM gimp mask !

[LootzO]

@MrBigrob555 S & M... Not NSM!

[MrBigrob555]

@LootzO does it actually matter that fucking much that you have to moan at me about it?

[TheRealBarnez]

@MrBigrob555 Because NSM makes no sense.

Do you know what S&M actually is?

[MotorsportMonster]

@MrBigrob555 Prat

[MrBigrob555]

@MotorsportMonster Idiot and next time don't get involved unless its your argument.

[JANTHEYAK]

michael mcintyre you are not funny

[OllieRockin]

@JANTHEYAK FUCK YOU

[barneynward]

@MotorsportMonster There is a Vegetarian option, you can F*CK OFF!!!!!