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  • BTWWW! babies learn how to pleasure themselves at a young age! 

  • my mates son did this, and apparently so did my older brother. Its just natural behavior. If you laugh at them they think its funny... my mates son didnt stop for an hour, as we couldnt stop giggling xD

  • 20 years later, he will feature on Jersey Shore! LOL

  • /watch?v=xT3kB1xYWWU

  • He's starting out early

  • HEY GUIZE. Okay so I recently posted a video (KID HUMPS BOY) and the title says it all o_o It doesn't have much views which it should though! Help please?? And the kid is 8 years old btw.

  • Hilariously cute :)

  • hope that baby is wearing a comdom

  • @wildlifejesse condom

  • teehee  hilarious!!!

  • jack hammer lol

  • When he gets old he going to be popular with girls

  • now we know were he sleeps at nite. and y they wear making strange noises

  • Meheh. c:

  • Starting in a young age amazing fuck the. Shit out of that doll

  • What have you been watching your two daddies do eh?

  • that is probably the fastest hump i have ever seen

  • <3

  • He is LITERALLY moving his baby basket.. LMAOoo!! #workIT lol

  • That baby going Ham on dat doll ha

  • This was in suggested videos. Wonder why... I think this video uploader has some kind of twisted mind or so. I mean the topic of that vid. Babies do that "humping" with or without the doll beneath... Just normal behaviour witch has nothing to do with sex. Well I think I DO have a good sense of humor, but that is way too icky for me...

  • I don't think that's how babies teach themselves to crawl.

  • at first this is super funny then you think wtf is this baby really trying to do? lol

  • Reminds me of myself

  • the people here bitching about the baby of how it dost know better obviously cant take a joke

  • 3 letters WTF!!!!

  • I'm pretty sure he's just learning how to crawl. But... On a side note... Pedobear approves.

  • He got it from his dad i bet.....

  • Is this baby porn?

  • i wonder who he learns this from :/

  • @TheMarblegirl101 men's instinct

  • I always wondered if this is technically considered child pornography?

  • My grandson does this, he is learning how to crawl. What a bunch of pervs on here, whew.

  • Da kid knows how to fuck . He wax pounding dat ass

  • Where did he learn this

  • You guys are all idiots. "Oh it could mentally scar him. This is cruel." Blah blah blah. For the baby it's not humping or fucking or whatever. He's a baby. Do you really think that baby is thinkin "Oh yeah bitch take it. Oh gosh I"m happy mommy and daddy showed me this." Grow up and get a sense of humor god damn.

  • lmfao i don't even know what to think

  • i wonder where he learned that....

  • wow lmfao seriosly so funny how old is he

  • fred: so jim when did u learn about sex?

    jim: uhh gosh idk prolly when i was close to 1

    fred: wow thats pretty early

    jim: yea my parents filmed me humping a baby doll

    fred: wow...jim wow...thats.. probably something i didnt need to know

  • he is copying daddy in the bed

  • Ron Jeremy Jr.

  • Oooooohhhhhhhhhhh MY FUCKING GOD! It's CHUCK NORRIS!¡!¡!¡

  • LOL  hes following his instincts thats all

  • he dropped his v card xDD

  • stupid

  • this must be charlie sheen as a baby....

  • some  1 is going to be a pro when hes older

  • woow

  • ..this is a video of me when i was younger, thumbs up because I haven't changed.

  • @carlitoboss So...You still have a small penis...?

  • 9 months later Pinocchio was born.

  • Man i just cant belive that a BABY is allready humping something LOL

  • omg next thel be showing robots humping loundry machines

  • Dude he probly just saw his parents doing it!!!

  • Just wait till the parents show this to the girlfriend 17 years later....

  • Charlie Sheen: "Hell yea that's my son!!!"

  • Someone's very horny

  • LMAOZEDONG!! HAHAHAHAH!!!

  • XD XD XD XD XD

  • Woow! He's good!

  • This is a normal movement for a kid. My six month old did this on the floor just before he learned to crawl. I didn't put a doll under him though. lol

  • Dirty git.

  • At the end the baby sees the parent filming him!

  • omg!! this is so funny

  • this hilarous!!!! OMG!! ;D

  • Its Hugh Heffner in his younger days :)

  • Giggidy

  • @warlord6489 i didn't see the parents hold the baby at gunpoint saying, "HAVE SEX WITH THE DOLL BITCH!" Now really? Chill out.

  • JAMES BOND, AGE 1 !

  • When hes old enough, show him the video.... then start a talk saying: Son...... your first love was plastic..... So in my book your woosey :)

  • NEXT RON JEREMY!!!!

  • Who gives a damn!!! We're all gonna have sex anyways!! Fuck! Enjoy the video!! Lol:D

  • OH LORD REALLY MATURE PARENTS

  • @Nayeli2442 sense of humor much?

  • @TheL4dgamer yeah ok I admit its funny but dis is something i didnt expect parents to actually put it on youtube

  • LMfAO! he's gonna be on it more than Pauly D!

  • This is sick. Parents should not let this happen it could mentally scare a child for life

  • @queenbunny76 I'm sorry, your name is queen bunny.... now what's sick again?

  • @queenbunny76 OH NO! A child being exposed to reproduction! It's so awful!

  • It's KNEW

  • they all move like this evenif they dont see sex my baby cousin does this to the air the only reason you guys make big deal is bc of the doll

  • father taught him well :)

  • Omg u guys are all wrong it's just his instinks this kid must be a pimp

  • This is disturbing... The baby probably learned from the parents... Gross!

  • @princessdaisyXflower Wait are you in fucking kindergarten or something? Sex is icky! It's so gross and grody! I heard girls had cooties ewwwwwww!

  • @MitchTEHguy Wow your response shows how much of a idiot you are, I don't think sex is gross and I never will, I was saying he must of learned that from his parents. I hope stupid isn't a disease, because you have A LOT to spread around, smart ass.

  • @princessdaisyXflower Gee, the only argument you provided was a shit ton of insults. You sure showed me. And how exactly is this disturbing, I might ask? If sex isn't disturbing then how is this disturbing?

  • @MitchTEHguy I say it's disturbing because it I think it's disturbing just like all the others think it's disturbing, good enough answer to you? Also, get over it lol!

  • @princessdaisyXflower Lol what. You're telling me to get over it? Who's the one who blatantly called me stupid and a smart ass? YOU did.

  • @MitchTEHguy Of course I called you a smart ass lol!

  • not funny at all. parents who have sex infront of their children are sick and demented thats the only way he could have learned it by watching it. He is gona be one of those kids that teaches his classmates about sex in elementary, because of parents like these kids now days dont have a normal childhood!

  • @IrocZTransAm who cares sex isnt bad at all ask my gf and if they learm at a young age who gives a fuck i new what it was like in like 5 grade its really notr a big deal any more

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  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hah!

    

  • hess gonna have some serious issues when he grows up !

  • dude you guys are all wrong. it doesnt looks like a doll to him it is just an object that he is using to masturbate which is what all babies do!

  • wrong wrong wrong he can only do this if he is shown this since thats how all kids and babys learn untill they get a brain to understand what you are saying so if a parent has sex with the other parent and the baby is in same room of corse he is going to do it afterwards the parents show him its perfectley ok but whoever the parents are should get a grip of there life and start acting liek adults and do it at the right time

  • He got this lifelike, anatomically correct doll from eBay, using his mom's VISA card.

  • DAMN IT NOW HE HAS TO DEAL WITH A CABBAGE PATCH KID

  • i hopes he wears a condom when he goes to parks with other kids!

    and i wonder if the make condoms that small?

  • omg!!!!!! i dont know if i would have captured on film....all babies move like that, but not on top of a doll. and lol at the person that said thats quagmire as a kid.

  • thats. um. well. hmm. thats. no comment.

  • thats wrong and sick that people would think that this is funny

  • how rong is there parents seriously

  • Aha

  • I'd like my baby to be like that, fuckin awesome, I mean teens and kids should have sex as they want to but not refering privates and sex as dirty stuff

  • always wear condoms you never know whats down there

  • I should get the tatoo with the body of bruce lee but head of drew brees

  • well thats 1 thing he nos how to do

  • thats quigmere as a kid

  • Haha funny!!!

  • Its in our genes ! hahahahaha ! Good baby ... The problem is women dont want to fuck so much as men ...

  • imagine if the doll was real the girl would have been sore!

  • hes gonna be raw doggin it in no time....kids a champ in the making

  • YAWN ... Such behavior is completely consistent with psychoanalytic develpmental theories..it's not strange, it's UNIVERSAL...ALL OF US have similar feelings at a similar early age, though we may not exhibit behavior as, um, energetic as this. :-) Anybody ever hear of Freud or Melanie Klein, and their ideas on infant sexuality and aggression and the Oedipus complex and the development of the superego?

  • Calm the fuck down ppl... He doesnt know any better! and u would prolly record this if it were ur child.

  • @wdp3ngs u wana remebor thos times life is to short

  • wow!!

  • *kiss* *kiss* *Hump* *hump*:D that is the funniest thing i ever saw a baby do!!!!!!!!!!

  • hehe thats my boy!!

  • sad his parents probably taught him that!

  • Thaaaat's my boooy!!!

  • Dat wus HILARIOUS

  • That is just wrong, on so many levels :| But it's so funny :L xx

  • they grow up so fast

  • @luigiblox i know right?

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahaha this is HILARIOUS xDDDD

  • LOL

    has anyone seen video: Hump that piano baby! <----hilarious!!

    

  • Go baby go!!!!!!

    Lol

  • get a room

  • TEAR DAHT SHIT UP!!!!!! HAHAHA awsomw

  • Someone needs his own room...

  • ╚ o ╚ =[)

  • NOT CUTE

  • omg that is fucking funny!

  • He sees what mommy and daddy do at night.

  • God... he's doing that now? I can't wait to see what he does when he's older... 0.0

  • =| thats not funny guys.... id have to agree with some of the better comments, he obviously leanred that some where. via his parants.

  • lolololololololol

  • hide your daughters.....

  • its a kid like people he don't know what he doing :P so stop with the horny comments

  • omg LOL!!!!!!!!

  • know wonder kids are really close to their parents age

  • That's my boy!

  • u ha o yea dat fells so good

  • They just getting younger and younger.

  • HAHAHAHAHA! Get that kid some condoms!

  • get it on

  • hahahahahaha..................­...........

  • Ahhh yes. Memories. Memories of Glen Quagmire. Giggity

  • @1alejo2 GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO!!!

  • LITTLE STUD!

  • OMG.. LMAO.. you can tell this is a boy..

  • a real life stewie.......

  • I bet he's done all the girls in his neighborhood :P

  • e re poutso pou efage i koukla!!!!

  • Wow I never seen quagmire as a baby xD

  • He learned that from the parents. They must have been doing it in his face.

  • @klsp2006 Totally agree

  • OMFG the song kills it aswell

  • what is seen cannot be unseen.

  • Oh my..... 

  • this guy is my role modle

  • I would love to see him when he is 18 years old.

  • so young

  • Did the baby cum? :l

  • @BreezyBiary

    Lol babies can't cum at their age. Ever hear of puberty?

  • @DarkMetaWolf64 lmao.. it was a joke -_-

  • @BreezyBiary

    I know. But what if i was joking? o_O XD

  • @DarkMetaWolf64 ..w/e

  • OMFG!

    that is not funny! that is beyond wrong! eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww

  • @Damonismine91

    There's nothing wrong with that, that little guy just did the right thing..

  • @Damonismine91 fuck you cunt ! sex is natural and is the best thing in the world !

  • YOU FUCK DEM HOES LITTLE GUY