Andrew Dice Clay 1987 At Rodney Dangerfields

[Dranson808]

I miss VCRs too and Walkmans I was born in the 90's I still consider the 80's the good old days back when they still made trans AMs

[MsCheckers2000]

Dice is the 80s version of the Jersey Shore cast.

[lester5192]

But he cried.

[lester5192]

Arsenio made him cry like a bitch. Then his band leader laughed at dicey boy. Oh shit. Fuck. Damn.

[DarkRezo]

HEY, what's in the bowl BITCH ? lol, i'll use that one next time my wife is cooking smtn

[cowboy8555]

IF YOU DONT KNOW THE LANGUAGE GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE COUNTRY

[rexmax1234]

is this ment to be funny ? twat

[EBBadd1]

Juggle the ball what are they orphans?Hahaha classic!

[RayThrushwood]

That shit was corny

[mrhoffame]

This stand up was the first time I ever saw Dice. Actually this entire Rodney special was a great show!

[lgttb1]

what a great idea !!! i off to but a walkman.....

[cpsfinancial]

I counted 15 mullets.

[tavmoney]

808 dislikes? are you people high? DICEMAN!!!! the best

[MrNYCman530]

Can she suck the chrome off a trailer and lay back with a beer afterwards? To me that's a lady!

[MonacoBlast]

What's a walkman?

[jcuellar1118]

Gotta love freedom of speech.....haha, the 80s were the shit!!

[ztwntyn8]

fucker is real and thats some good shit. if you can't speak the language get the fuck out of the country

[sloshvictim]

I miss VCR's.

[stickstr8up1]

His belt buckle is so subtle.

[xGreydaysx]

People find this guy funny...?

[NakedWombatStuff]

I think he's got Tourette Syndrome with a splash of Dystonia. LOL Funny man.

[tdkt160]

"The Diceman Cometh" in its entirety on my YouTube channel.

[silky1700]

Haunted House...Lol. Know that was funny.

[QofLife69]

joey diaz is like the cuban version of dice.

[TheChirpingAssholes]

Even for '87 this was banal. "Black guys have big dicks, Asians small, HURRR DURRR this isn't even a joke I'm just perpetuating stupid stereotypes LOL"

[iheartsamsam]

@TheChirpingAssholes hey dipshit i got a real good comic u will like his name is ellen degeneres and hes a faggot like you OOOHHH

[135792183]

@TheChirpingAssholes your asian aren't you?

[ravendanzig]

Dice man RULES!

[hershysquirts187]

what about the chinese. put a pieace of gum on it. great bit.

[tvap1122]

I find it weird how the Diceman got crucified by the media and by a lot of people, yet comedians like Lisa Lampenelli are doing the same stuff, if not worse, and everyone is just eating it up.

[AceSPG]

I find it funny how some people hate this guy for being vulgar but this is so bad it's funny! Rather listen to this than some of these rappers! Comedy is comedy. If you aren't here to laugh or get offended easily because you have the stick of political correctness shoved up your rear end get out!

[dylancoulter420]

dice is a fucking asshole i have no idea what the fuck u ppl are talking about

[Darkez982]

@dylancoulter420

He's not a fucking asshole, he's THE fucking asshole :)

[KevinLounsberry]

Why are people laughing at this..

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA IT HAD GENITALS IN IT AND IT RHYMED

[xCHALKaLOTx]

he reminds me of duke nukem

[satyrionfinal]

and would fuck your GF if he wanted too

[satyrionfinal]

Dice is one of my favorite comendia simply because he is such an Alpha Male

[flyingtoinfinite]

There is all sorts of different comedy for all sorts of different people. This is satire, clay is doing a character. Some people find him funny, some don't. Some people find racism or shit jokes or religion jokes funny, some don't. Let people say what they want to say and if you don't like it go somewhere else you shit-piss-fuck-cunt-cocksucker­-motherfucker-tits-fart-turd-t­wat. find someone you do think is funny and don't insult someone when their style doesnt suit you.

[bernardcapri]

To all the haters... you people know he's in character right? It's ironic comedy.

[toxyoxin]

not even funny

[MrONLYDOPE]

@toxyoxin u must be a fag

[toxyoxin]

@MrONLYDOPE yeah because i dont have the same sense of humor as you i must be homosexual right? haha. moron

[toxyoxin]

@MrONLYDOPE cunt

[MrONLYDOPE]

@toxyoxin its ok little girl dont watch big boy comedy. watch sum fag shit u pussy

[toxyoxin]

@MrONLYDOPE so big boy comedy involves cussing? wow your your automaticly big if you cuss? ive known cuss words since i was 5 because so does that mean at the age of 5 your slut of a mother would have fucked me?

[MrONLYDOPE]

@toxyoxin yea u must be a little girl bring out the mama jokes hahah ...go jerk off to gay porn pussy ...

[MrONLYDOPE]

@MrONLYDOPE ok ok im done ....arguering on this shit sucks..

[TheAnxiousMan]

Only in America could this shit be got away with. It's not offensive it's embarrassingly shit sorry.

[JaffaaHD]

Comedy?

[skipgr]

Awful, awful, awful the worst comedian along with Roy Chubby Brown - Billy Connolly is the best, this guy here is bloody awful

[Dankniggah420]

ah white people... didnt laugh once...

[MrWingedSerpent]

Absolutely hilarious. If you're 12 years old. If you still find this funny as adult you must be retarded. Literally retarded -a 12 year old's mind frozen inside the the body of an adult. Of course, you won't understand that -a retarded person wouldn't.

[gigaguy200]

oh jeez, i cant help but feel bad for that guy. you know that after that date, his girlfriend says "did you tell him or something?"

[corycashatt90]

I love his movie, Ford Fairlane, fucking awesome piece of cinema. :)

[Brinah]

Oy! This was family viewing when I was younger. Imagine your parents, and siblings watching this on a Saturday night! *cringe*

[BroWhatever]

Ey, what's in the bowl, bitch?

[BroWhatever]

Dice Clay in his prime. In his fucking prime. A killer.

[DetectiveNigbone]

It's like he's trying to satire humor, if you think this is funny you could just watch jersey shore.

[leerey14]

kidd chris and dice, comedy gold.

[SuperDino59]

Still pretty funny shit. One day someone will do an anthropological study about how comics like Dice and Kinison influenced the ascent of political correctness and all the crap we eventually dealt with in the '90's.

[rohitrez]

im a standup comic, i got compared to him tonight lol

[freaklette69]

i love andrew dice clay hes tha shit makes me laugh all the time never gets old

[TheWolowiz]

idk why people think a greaser jew cussing every second is funny?

[liddddddd]

@TheWolowiz you dont get it though lol, its supposed to rediculously over the top greaser and have over the top unnecessary swearing lol

[67beaumont67]

Funny shit....Dice was great back then.

[Safediver69]

Great comic that was beat up and ridiculed by the media. People should lighten up and laugh at life. I had the privledge to meet Dice today at my restaurant. He is at the local Improv this weekend. A very nice guy that didn't deserve all the crap that people said about him. He was then and still is a legend in the stand up community.

[AntiSchiff]

@Safediver69

Bullshit, he's a racist, anti-gay, misogynist who goes only for the cheapest laughs.

[itsyaboiijay101]

SHITTY ASS COMEDIAN THIS WAS A WTF MOMMENT 4 ME -_-

[needstoregister]

My mom shot dice

[goodnamestaken]

The funniest part of this act is that he thinks his Fonz look, biker jacket, and cigarette look "cool". It's a painfully contrived attempt to be nonchalant.

[rohitrez]

respect to dice, guy had balls. i found this funny

[russelljfd]

Never gets old - Yea Dice - You tell them!

[BrianMorrison71]

He was awesome. Until the nancy Reagans of the world turned everyone against him...

[8100ed]

Dice PLEASE COME BACK!!!! u are awesome!!!! the best!!!! (and I'm a girl)

[massivebids]

Keynote speaker ay the NO-MAM convention....Al Bundy would be proud.

[CAPTAINNNNAMERICA]

He was the last hope to preserve the American Male.

[PrimetimeD]

First time I saw Dice I was literally rolling on the floor laughing.

[tjfreak]

This is needed (full on) today more than ever. In the age of...the sensitive man ? in touch with his feminine side ? silly man / man cave ? ADC became sensitive & apologetic,  what a real shame ! I was looking for the ashtray on her back segment

[Bolt892]

@tjfreak This is what man is suppose to be like? Pathetic, men like this make me sick, and I think he's not acting here, he really is a douchebag.

[tjfreak]

@Bolt892 I could give 2 fucks bout what you think. Your Idea of a man is ...only your idea. go away ! really !!

[Bolt892]

@tjfreak my idea of a man is only my idea, wtf does that even mean? I didn't say what my idea of a man was. I also see you're a tough guy using swear words and not caring about what other people say, you're man with a capital M.

[Loyalty1269]

the way he says "lil miss muffet sat on a tuffet" makes me crack up everytime.

[jmammano09]

This is a great video

[SnipingForever]

@Caluwi33 wow one just saying its sad that i have to explain this...... he created what "funny" is.

[TheNewMusicNetwork]

typical jew who worships afro-tards. the fact is, they're smaller than whites on average. kinsey proved this years ago.

case closed

[jurassic2378]

Classic :0)

[Loyalty1269]

@Caluwi33 oh yea cocksucker face? i got one thing to say to you. Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked your mother in the ass and she had YOU!!

[Redflow43]

i wonder where that couple is right now

[cheeseforheathens]

jesus christ, this is such shitty comedy.

[shadowofcalistis]

even your grandma used to talk dirty and probably still does. Everyone except children have told sex jokes, and women talk more shit than men! Just accept it as a reality that people suppress, because that's what 772 people have done, chose to deny their instincts. It'll grow on you, and you'll grow up.

[dabadin]

anyone know what kinda sunglasses hes got on?

[SolingenSword]

@dabadin Ray Ban Wayfarers.

[mowe2]

jon stewart on steroids

[SnipingForever]

Sad for most of the comment below not say hes funny maybe look above? loyalty is right he may not seem funny but he created it.

[topstep]

Wow. This. Is. Terrible.

[kenwo4life]

Dice is outstanding. Love him. Mark me down for the american inbred idiot group! in fact i love him so much i think i am going to portray him on halloween.

[Quex01]

Cut the hypocricy, in every bachelor parties they tell these kind of jokes. It is really not for the ladies ears.

[SicilianGunner]

lolol this is good

[dulaneyj]

he looks like Richard Lewis crossed with James Dean.

[MySunset7]

he is the best

[FatOrangeSC]

I must be an American inbred fucktard idiot, cause Dice is ducking hilarious.

[bie23442344]

@FatOrangeSC I absolutely agree.................if people dont get Dice then nobody cares, he's got enough fans

[seppukuification925]

@FatOrangeSC Ya you are a mindless inbred fucktard idiot bcuz Dice is not even funny.

[steelerjenn]

funny

[ocelot600]

cheap humour, and the japanese coments are just racist!? lol wtf this was tv material in the 80's.

[slightreturn3589]

Yo, this dude sucks Sam Kinison's cock!

[mrsjoejonas4eva62793]

i love this man!!!!!!!!!!!!

[redzer06]

he has to wear rubber underwear now because he shits his pants uncontrollably

[Kaandorpius]

I never heard of this guy, just bumped into a video of him, reading comments praising him as on the funniest guys ever lived, checked a few more videos, and finally came to a conclusion.

You gotta be some american fucktard inbred idiot if this guy can even a break a smile onto your face.

[Darkez982]

@Kaandorpius

Bumped into a video? Hope you weren't hurt.

[Jmoretti8]

@Kaandorpius yeah man, you gotta be some kinda snob who insults other people because you dis care for 1 persons comedy style. Way to judge every single person that's ever smiled at one of his jokes, hopefully one day we can all be just like you and pass judgement on everyone who isn't exactly like us, cause that's what will bring America forward if we judge everyone and everything. Americans all need to be more conceited and closed minded, thank God you found the answer!

[Kaandorpius]

@Jmoretti8

"hopefully one day we can all be just like you and pass judgement on everyone who isn't exactly like us, cause that's what will bring America forward if we judge everyone and everything."

Like it isnt already? You think America could be anymore conceited and closeminded? This is an old video, i think the nation already surpassed your expectations.

So yeah, the guy is a dick, his jokes are shit, and the people laughing gotta be fucking dumb.

[NinjaManJames]

@Kaandorpius i bet you're a big carlos mencia fan

[Kaandorpius]

@NinjaManJames

Seen a few clips only, but he's funnier for sure. Listen i dont give shit about rude language, sexist and racist jokes, but goddamn it at least make it fucking funny, otherwise your just that. This dude just keeps me waiting for the punchline, but he doesnt have any.

[ReeseMac]

.....and the legend is born

[Loyalty1269]

He was so far ahead of his time at this point and it was just the beginning for him. Thats why people dont get it now. He created this. and hes the best. End of story

[KrassSucks]

@Loyalty1269 Lenny Bruce was way before Dice.

[Loyalty1269]

@KrassSucks i assure you no one cares about lenny bruce or even remembers him

[KrassSucks]

@Loyalty1269 Lenny was awesome and far smarter/funnier than fucking Dice.

[Loyalty1269]

@KrassSucks when did lenny bruce sell out the garden. two night in a row mind you?? in fact....when did he ever sell out a studio apartment? no one did that but dice. dice is back now too. he killed it on entourage and now doug ellin the creator of entourage is developing a show for dice cuz if u remember he did tons of movies. lenny bruce just took a dump and didnt flush

[bikegeek666]

@Loyalty1269 what the hell does selling out any space have to do with the quality of one's material? sometimes all that tells you is just how stupid the people buying the tickets are.

[brookeluvsAilyne99]

@Loyalty1269 eat dicks :D

[pa20002000]

@Loyalty1269 Yeah - and it's much funnier if you are there ...and drunk...

[Billybiscuits13]

@Loyalty1269 Yeah. Dangerfield is timeless.

[alexanderdepeiza]

dice rules



[batbatcat]

WHATS IN THE BOWL BITCH!!!

[xxbad4lifexx]

Classic Dice..Funny shit..

[djobsession]

I'm black and I enjoyed his act... I even went to Madison square garden to see him back in the day... People now a days are to Damn sensitive... Laugh at the joke and move on... Your not going to change anything or anyone's mind making your little stand on YouTube.. if everyone learned to laugh at themselves a little bit the world would be a better place

[MissJenni2642]

look at dice's fuckin' belt..it looks like some wwf's type shit...lol!!! omg Dice is da man...hahaha!

[BarbaratheBarbarian]

He's fuckin hilarious--ppl are just too MF sensitive about language these days--nothing but whimps in my book with zero sense of humor--and for the ignorant illiterate ppll--humor = truth turned sideways--read it and weep>>>

[DeadJesus100]

@BarbaratheBarbarian yea its pretty fucked up now days, the new morality is a sick joke

[MacVoom]

This material was performed 24 years ago, of course no one gets it now. Still funny.

[xxbad4lifexx]

Classic..Andrew at his best..

[nieuwenhuis13]

If he were Dutch he wouldn't be offending anyone he'd be lame.

[goodnamestaken]

Wow. What is with the racism.

[Darkez982]

@goodnamestaken

It's called a comedy act.

[xraidedlok]

@goodnamestaken stop whining... act like mexicans and blacks dont say shit about white people... you guys need to chill with the racism

[goodnamestaken]

@xraidedlok I'm not a fan of that either. But even given that, there's a difference in using race as a subject matter for comedy (like south park humor, chappelle humor), and just being racist and having similar-minded people laugh because they would never say what they're secretly thinking (dice humor). I'd actually even feel better about this if it was, you know, funny.

[Cavellioken]

I don't understand how anyone passed 12 would laugh at this fucking hack

[holdenmagroinable]

@Cavellioken i don't know how you could LIVE past 12 you fucking tard

[Cavellioken]

@holdenmagroinable Government help

[UrielEternal]

Everybody went and to go see him

[beautifulsarah100]

EVERY WOMAN THERE: "He's crude!"

EVERY MAN THERE: "He's right!"

[HdDan13]

This is about as funny as cancer

[Darkez982]

@HdDan13

That comment was about as nice as Adolf Hitler.

[extsp2]

if he's so bad, then how did he sell out madison square garden for 2 nights in a row? no one else ever did that. his act in the 80's made millions, obviously SOMEBODY liked it. i was one of them. if you don't like it just move on and don't watch anymore of his vids.

[GooseMooseLooseJuice]

Andrew Dice... fuckin' Andrew Dice ah? Andrew Dice been fuckin' Heidi Fleiss ah? fucking fuck..

[holymackerel013]

Rodney went out in style. I miss that man.

[joeykong94]

AHHAHAHAHH

[rogerwilsonwilson6]

i hope people know this guy is a fucking JEW

gas him

[semipro1100]

Everyone hating doesn't like him now. But this is when he was on top and everyone knew it, and he probably had the biggest applause compared to everyone else on this special

[RADIOACTIVEBUNY]

A little vulgar, lol.

[NEWTON440]

fuckin funny!dont give a fuck who u are

[UrielEternal]

The Dice Man!!!!!!!!!!! Stop hating and enjoy some good old fashioned comedy.

[s37d]

looks a bit like jon stewart

[comradelevy]

if you like the liver joke you might enjoy reading portnoy's complaint by philip roth, considering thats where its from.

[rammjet666]

fuckin love Dice he's the king~!

[Tobiasisgay]

LOL

[JJ619316]

DICE IS THE KING

[murfreebear]

This must have been before he said "OOOOOHH" LOL



[mammers11]

yawn

[thehonzie1]

DICE RULES! Hes fuckin hilarious

[savsci87]

everything about this dude makes me want to hit him in the face. he's the precursor to shit comics like katt williams and carlos mencia who use old school prejudice, not to show irony or start a dialog, but simply because they don't know how to be funny otherwise. The only difference is that this dude is so far removed from all his subject matter, unless he does actually beat up women

[Warpath2198]

@savsci87 Umm no youngling. Richard Pryor is the precursor of comics like Katt Williams, Martin Lawrence, Eddie Murphy and most all other black comics. Cheech, Carlin, Dice, Kinison were all doing X-rated comedy back in the 80s.

[wertpollwert]

@Warpath2198

Robin Williams ownz them all

[savsci87]

@Warpath2198 the difference is they were self deprecating about their own identities, this dude acts like he's fonzy and doesn't say a thing about white males. if you think x rated comedy came out with hbo you haven't heard of a limerick. Sheep

[toopoogang]

WHAT A WASTE OF LIFE HE IS!!!

[macdaddy1600]

@toopoogang dont watch

[FluCKoff5]

@toopoogang how?

[JFBosox33]

Just saw him the other night at Foxwoods and he's still doing the same act almost 25 years later. Except he made fun of the crowd and then did his nursery rhymes. It was ok if you never saw him live before...

[s1m0nfr33]

I've always loved Andrew Dice Clay. He's so BRUTALLY HONEST!!! Reminds me of other great comedians like Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Red Foxx or Bernie Mac. They never sugar coat a thing. Hate it or love it they all just tell it like it is.

[rednexRC]

dice is king

[futurebillionaire08]

Bottom line, you suck a good dick or what?