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  • "how would you tell a friend?" wtf, "dude i smoke weed" haha wow like your saying something horrible. ALOT OF PEOPLE SMOKE. this commercial gives me luls. it got to me though, i felt sad for a sec cuz the dogs cute,i took a long hard look at myself and weed and proceeded to smoke.

  • My dog loves getting high

  • I smoke weed with my dog. Every time I start smoking it, she come along wanting to get some. Above the influence can suck balls.

  • @bagelkel00

    Lol

  • I smoke my cat out all the time and he loves it. I share my tuna sandwich with him and then we watch a movie together. :)

  • The funny thing is thats probably what my dog thinks while im high. hahaha. plus i play catch with him like twice as much while high. what dog doesnt love that. 

  • he looks like joel zimmerman (deadmau5)

  • he looks like joel zimmerman (deadmau5)

  • haha this is fucking retarded, i give my dogs so much love when im high so they love weed

  • Dang, that must be some dank shit!

  • Is ONDCP the same as URGENT (Ulster Regional Gang Enforcement Narcotics Team) that busted Jay Debberman and Joe Barton?

  • exactly dogs are so soft wen your baked... dont get me started how soft they r on shrooms

  • im high right now, killin some food with my pitbull underneath my my chair, just hopeing i drop some crums

  • @LankyBrutality lol same here

  • Shit I want that dog in the second video

  • Must of been some good bud!

  • SEE NOW THIS IS THE KIND OF COMMERCIALS TELEVISION SHOULD BE PLAYING!

  • HAHAHAHAH my dog would bite this dog! my dog gets high with me i cook him weed pancakes!

  • Hahaha im loving the 2nd clip!

    I really hate all this hype over weed!

    They are acting out as if its a class A drug

  • man im wrecked sick vid man

    SWED

  • hahahahaha this is hilarious!

  • Damn i wish i was stoned when i watced that the first time FUNNY!

  • lmao

  • that more like some acid or shroom shit there,a dog talkin to you lol

  • Poodles sell the best weed.Those chihauhaus, they rip you off man!

  • talking dogs are cool ! except for poodles and kick dogs of course !

  • ah fuck u, standard poodles r the shit, u don't knw what ur talking about, they're best dogs in the world!

  • i think poodles should be hunted into extinction for being ugly stupid noisy smelly and pathetic

    and what are you one of these losers who needs to put a sweater on poor fifi cuz its a little chilly out ?

  • u r a fucking IDIOT!!!! Do u knw what a standard poodle is? its the size of lab and about 10 times smarter. they don't shed, they don't bark at all, they r really cool and r all around great dogs. u r takling about toy poodles i also hate toy poodles but standards r completely different.

  • OK

    maybe they should be renamed to cool dogs or something

    justthe very word poodle makes me cringe

    lots of my neighbours have them and once i know someone has a poodle i know they're not my kind of people

  • What's the song called in the end of the clip?

  • It's "My dog is Not an Ashtray" by them/ Cannabis Chorus

  • great idea! could use a bit of sprucing up but excellent kernel concept! hehe classic!

  • you people are fucking hilarious me and my friends were about to make this video and you guys beat us to the punch lol that was great

  • "You're not the same when you smoke"

    "OF COURSE NOT! I CAN'T FUCKING TALK TO DOGS!!"

  • i love petting my dog when i'm baked too.

  • i allways said if my dog started to talk to me, ima go get more of that same weed but ims stock up big time. that must be some bomb ass shit. yeeeeaaaaaa!!!!

  • Damn, she's hallucinating her dog talks to her??? Fuck, I want what she's smoking!

  • like i said earlier if i smoked weed everyday before school, i wouldve graduated.

  • see you didnt even graduate. FAIL. FAIL. FAIL. FAIL. FAIL. FAIL. I win you lose, good game buddy.

  • BAHAHAHAHAHA im a senior dipshit i wouldve graduated last year, dumbass. but now i smoke weed and im doing amazingggg.

  • Clearly a lie. But still, nice try. FAIL. Good game buddy.

  • i smoke weed everyday im still above the influence with straight A's in high school!!!

  • This is like the best video ever! lol

  • fuckin hell hound lol

  • k, smoked pot a bunch of times and never EVER had a dog to me.

  • hahhahahhahahahhahahhahaha

  • hahahahahaha jesus

  • Dude she must really be hallucinating if she was seeing her dog was talking to her. She's not just doing weed....

  • go to dere website and look at the shit dey say and u kno wat dey say dont use drugs but the only drug they mention is weed? and dey sey bullshit scientists and doctors dont decide whats medicine or not the dea and federal government does and dey sey wed has no medical use and causes the side effects that it in actuality cures. And since i started weed my lifes been goin up ive actually enjoyed working more nad spending more time with family and school exact opposite of the shit dey say :'(

  • Why do I get the feeling those government morons were watching Roadtrip* as 'research' for this drivel.

    Don't smoke pot with a cat though, it gives you the worst evils ever!

    *funny ass movie, go watch it!

  • The first bit of the commercial.. Like the one you see on tv.

    Sooo wrong.

    I've smoked with my dogs. And they love it. And what kind of drugs were they on when they figured out dogs can talk!?!!

    Just more evidence that they're telling us bullshit.

  • i love walking my dog when im baked

  • ROFLMAO i love it

  • haha, i love playing with my dog when im baked!

  • yeah dood, i think this shit is trien to make bud smokers look lazy, witch is not true

  • My dog becomes far more human-like when I'm baked. It's great.

  • l.m.f.a.o.-that poodle is sum type of funny!My dog and i are everyday weed smokers too and whoever doesn't loke it can choke on one of my beautiful nuts.

  • haahha awesome.

    this makes me wana smoke a bowl right now.

  • <3 LEGALIZE IT FOR FUCK SAKES ALLRDY X_X fucking dumb shit goverments....

  • made me light one up.

  • l

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    xD

  • weed doesnt make you a stoner

  • dude she was trippin massive balls

  • This is so freaking great :)

  • im gonna be in the nieghbor yard taking a giant dump SEE YA LATER  roflmao

  • haha the spoof is fucking great!

  • put that dog down! haha awful i know jkjk.

    LET IT GROW!!!

  • That is so fucking true lmao

  • i like it. nice job

  • i think this commercial is the fuckin best cuz as soon i seen it on tv i thought i wana get the weed that makes the dog talk

  • i once fed our dog a HUGE package of sliced salami...slice by slice until it was all gone.

    ..i thought it was hilarious.

  • thats how it would really go

  • I really hate how above the influence is always dawgin on smoking weed... why can't they do a damn crack commercial instead??

  • HAHAHA!! ive had that exact CONVO BEFORE!!!

  • The dog's a square.

    Fuck him. Light up, and heal.

  • Not your dog, the dog in the commercial, your dog is cool. He's a hep cat... errr.. dog!

  • thats so true!! your my new best friend bro HAHAHA. 420 for life mann

  • yea guys, dont smoke weed, smoke marlboro lights. After all, partnership for a drug free american is sponsored in part by tobacco and alcohol companies.

  • What *NoRevalation said about anti-gay commercials was dumb, but he has a point somewhere in his ramble. Anti-gay ads would be similar to this hilariously skewed propaganda: "Don't do THIS, because WE believe you are harming yourself and society." Those ads don't exist, because the gay rights lobby is powerful enough to sue them into the next century. Sadly, the marijuana lobby groups are nowhere near as powerful, so this crap goes unchallenged. Oh well, at least the commercials are funny.

  • My mom had a chiuaua and I used to blow that little sucker shotguns and whatch it stumble around. My buddies and I thought that was hilarious!

  • i got 2 dogs so twice the fun

  • hahahahahah

  • Funny as shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

  • i bet the dog wouldn't be so upset if you got it high too.

    Smoke weed everyday fuck the USA

  • totally hot box with your dog

  • If my dog tried talkin to me like that I wud convience em to get high with me

  • i always hated that commercial.

    i don't have a dog, but i have a cat, and every time i'm baked i just want to cuddle it.

    and when i'm with my friends we have a blast, and we're much more active than we are normally.

    so FUCK OFF ONDCP!

    awesome parody bro.

  • By the way this is hilarious good job +fav

  • Why don't you just get the dog stoned?

  • LOL. It's a metaphor for real people haha.. you think they literally think dogs will hate you??? God potheads really are fucking stupid hahaha.

  • No but why the hell would a dog be talking to you - they want the viewer to think you'll hallucinate things like your dog talking but of course what he's talking about they just want you to feel bad about smoking pot. A lot of people actually do a lot of brilliant things when they are high so yea not all are stupid it just depends on the person.

  • Ok, so they lie. Lying works on kids, and they don't want kids to smoke pot, so, mission accomplished. And those who do brilliant things when they're baked only rely on drugs as a crutch because they completely lack natural creativity.

  • dude its a fucking parody, shut the fuck up and take the joke

  • lol funny shit

  • ruff ruff

  • if you dogs talking to you... you wernt smoking weed, you were dropping acid

  • good acid...not the bad stuff...

  • hilarious, make more

  • lmfao classic.

  • I would smoke her up and bang the shit out of her, every day

  • umm ok....?

  • The dog's like your not the same. Depicting her to be allegedly angry when she's smoking. Who the fuck's angry when they smoke.

  • Indeed. Everyone I know just gets funnier, and more philosophical.

  • dogs rule

  • haah thats funny!

  • Great video, i loved it.

  • <33

  • LMAO. i love this.

    yeah the original is stupid, like our dogs have opinions about marijuana. get inside a dogs head: all they do is poop, eat crumbs off the floor, get petted, and lick their balls. DOGS DO NOT CARE WHETHER YOU SMOKE POT.

  • I wish my dog would talk to me

    I'll be outside i love when he says that

  • straight talk right there, my dog loves it when im high as well considering im much more peaceful and relaxed.

  • dude i learned animals cant talk when i was 6. they tried to trick me in this video.

  • i was high and they tricked me too, but it's ok....just smoke another one and you completely forget what they were talking about......lol

  • hahahaah great man

  • these real commercials are fucking stupid. i smoke my dog out and i even smoked my chickens out i never talked to em.

  • hahahah lol thats great

  • damn i wanna get some of the weed shes smokin, how awesome would it be if your dog talked to you!

  • There is absolutely nothing wrong with smoking marijuana. I can't smoke it anymore (drug testing for military academy), but I will always understand and be compassionate towards those who do (just do yourself a favor and take a tolerance break every once in a while). 420.

  • LMFAO I was laughing before it even got to yours nice

  • she somehow mixed up her weed baggie with her acid

  • wow. she is high as hell

  • Holy shit dude. She is really tripping balls if her dog is talking to her.

  • hahaha i love this. i bet my dog loves me after i smoke because i give her so much attention and i enjoy petting her.

  • now im goin to the nieghbors yard to take a giant dump. lmfao and the rest of the second one was hilarious to

  • so true

  • the dogs a narc! Run motherfucker run!

  • lol! it was that commercial that made me seriously concider tryng weed lol

  • lol

  • Great parody. Good work!

  • LMFAO that some good shit

  • this video is hilarious!! haha i fucking love it.

  • If my dog talked to me like that after I smoked, I would:

    1. Check to see if it was laced

    2. Disown that mother fucker.

  • that chick on the first commercial looks like a damn heroin addict or some shit...

  • haha, this rules.

  • Lol! Nice parody. And I bet your on a lot more than weed to hear your dog talking...

  • ROFL!

    <3

  • LMFAO!!! This video is funny as hell!

  • my doggy loves me

  • Dog:"Lindsey, I really wish you didn't smoke weed.

    Lindsey:"I really wish you didn't take a dump on my pillow!"

  • This video is hilarious, i love it

  • looks like she took a shit load of aterol

  • adderall?

    And adderall doesn't do that to you.

  • what are you talking about adderall for?

    thats an adhd pill...

  • what are you talking about adderall for?

    thats an adhd pill...

  • It's dextro-amphetamine.

  • i took it and it made me throw up.

    Therefore, i want to kill whoever made Adderall (and Concerta).

  • HAHAHAHAHAH.

    soooo great.

  • that chick is doin sonething besides weed

    maybe LSD

  • Rofl you can't even hallucinate from weed. Anyone who does is a total softcore

  • Dog: "Lyndsey, I really wish you didn't smoke weed".

    Lyndsey: "As soon as the weed runs out, you're off to the vet to have your balls sliced off!".

  • dog: "lyndsey, i really wish you didn't smoke weed"

    lyndsey: (barps and farts) "i'd wish you'd shut the fuck up!"

  • fuking lolz

    that was perfect i like the dogs voice.

  • fuckin awesome

  • hahhahaha

  • This is how I like to picture the scenario:

    Dog: "Lyndsey, I really wish you didn't smoke weed"

    Lyndsey: "I wish you didn't lick your own ass"

  • lol

    blaze it!

    fuck those commercials

  • i wanna know who her dealer is that must be some good shit,

  • whats the name of the song in the second half?...? i cant find it anywhere

  • The song is called "My Dog Is Not An Ash Tray" by the Cannabis Chorus, available on itunes, rhapsody, myspace, etc...Thanks for watching!

  • haha this shit is funny as hell

  • loll [:

  • great video

    5 stars

  • That was great! CRUMBS ON THE FLOOR!

  • nice vid fuck the ondcp fuck the drug czar and most of all fuck geoge bush. legalize

  • lol nice job man =)

  • lol

  • Hellz ya!!!

  • no weed i have ever smoked made me see a dog talking.... if it was weed had to been laced with acid or sumthing... only retards would do that... i only do natural shit....... i dislike pills of anykind ... OMFG that was to funny

  • weed can't be laced with LSD and have any effect on you, because the temperature required to have the weed work would just evaporate all the LSD away, i don't know what she was smokin to see a dog talk

  • It's avery nice WAAWOOO!

  • if your seeing talking dogs your on more then weed man. or it was some realy good shit

  • lmao the seconed one is soo much more true

  • the truth

  • I like this one better withought the"i'm gonna go crap in your neighbors yard". I thinks its better how he just leaves after he's done with his speech.

  • that is so true and funny as hell! thumbs up

  • Look closely - after the poodle leaves, another dog comes in.

    Why didn't he jump in while the poodle was talking?

  • LMFAO!!

  • i fuckin love it

  • great job