Ashley's Secret

[theJacko167]

who ever wrote the lyrics is a genius

[0000MUSEandMATT0000]

that guy with the inflatable cell phone is a legend!!!!

[chickpee]

@0000MUSEandMATT0000 who is he then? Name and shame him

[AstonVilla82thebest]

This song is LEGENDARY hahaha.

[TR88877]

From a villa fans point of view, he's an ass hole!

[MrGotwood2010]

did he really stick a phone up his arse :S

[7europeanfootballer7]

amazing

[carumber]

your jealous arsenal scum...that we have a better left back than you!

[RaTeeBoom]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Just see him get Celsea knocked out of the FA cup with that Johnny Wilkinson-esque penalty. Brilliant stuff Cashley, here's to many more you rent boy cunt.

[Scrib3d]

Arsenal fan - one of my fav things about Fabregas, always seems to find time to kick Cashley when we play Chelsea . Great lad.

[MrFedXpress]

I'm a FC Basel fan and I think Ashley Cole is an asshole too.

[PencilPusha5]

more lie ASS-ly cole

[TheMarlonC]

2:11 - brighton.

[fraoula]

This guy is such an asshole I am sure he never had any friends. No one liked him in the Arsenal dressing room, nobody likes him at Chelski and nobody hangs out with him in the national team. Good thing he has got his mobile with him in south africa.

[HeIIvisPresley]

I don't know what's more disgusting - sticking a phone up an ass or giving head to Jenas. Cole is a sick man

[whitewarrior2k6]

im a spurs fan, and i think hes an arse

[balfie]

I still love this! :-)

[thenabin]

3:25 pwnt xD

[fraoula]

Greedy lil judish bastard...

[Aaronice112]

Any one know the real song?

[jflion]

the original song that has been parodied is just Jack - Starz in thier eyes.

[Aaronice112]

Oh Cheers :]

[kingSmallTeen]

10 men went 2 bed C*NT went to bed wiv ashley 10 men, 9 men, 8 men, 7 men, 6 men, 5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and his mobile fone went to bed with ashley the ARSENAL!!!

[plaistowcorner]

FOOKIN WANKER

[OskarFalkenberg]

I don't understand how chelsea-supporters can live with themselves...

[livs123456789]

you fucking ass hole

ASHLEY COLE IS THE MOSST AMAZING PERSON AND HE IS HALF THE MAN YOU WILL EVER BE!

GET A FUCKING LIKE YOU STUPID FUCKING WANKER!

[chickpee]

I agree , He is 'half the man I will ever be.'

In fact. I would go as far as to say he is a deviant little bleeder.

I will just go now to get a 'like'

[73ardonic]

@chickpee - Fuck me!!!

Ashley Cole will always be half the man his MOTHER was... let alone a 'like'... lmfao...

oi oi, Chickpee... u alright, mate? Daz afc ;-))

[alipindahouse123]

quality stuff lol

[shariotoflove]

shut the fuck up you pathetic fool. cheryl probably doesnt know who the fuck you are and neither does cashley...and you sticking up for them is just lame....6 thumbs down dont lie.

[kingkillern]

why use only nokia phones?

[Jennersis]

i stuck 4 mobiles and a carrot up cheryl's ass last night... fucking stank when i took em out!

[shariotoflove]

LOL nice one man

[KingCesc187]

top song this

[olliem1234]

why do you wanna go stick a phone up your arse lol

[dongyonion]

CHELSEA RULE

[TONYNASRI]

Cashley Cole: the most hated player in the country.

Love it.

The little prick!

AFC4EVA

[Dunne22]

I'm a man city fan and i think Ashley Cole is a asshole

[merkerge12]

i'm a liverpool fan and i think he's an ass aswell

[SootyEFC]

Batty Boy!

[drpoppabong]

LMAO AHAHA

[Cesc4Productions]

possibly the best song ever

[bugagagagagaga]

asshole!!!!!!!!

[special1jumpedship]

cunt

[rustibust234]

gd hope he gets locked up in prizon :D

[kingkolo5]

Gael Clichy Clichy

Hes much better than Cashley

He shoulda been number 3

Gael Clichy Clichy

[GoonerAli]

FAO: twitters: = @Eurobin = a NAZI hiding in Germany posting and supporting their lies. Where's yer fone? HA HA!

[jordaz2k8]

Its actually lyrical genius :-)

Well done Arsenal fans and fellow Cole haters

[comicaevil]

F*ck Cashley We Got Clichy!...

And Kieran Gibbs Will Improved Trust Me

F*ck you Chelsea, Blue Like A D*ck With Gonnorhea!

[YankeeBar82]

Ashley Cole, Jermaine Pennant and Jermaine Jenas - I hope you all get aids you brap brap rentboy cunts

[hugho95]

wat a gay boi

[KurtDrfc08]

Did He really put a fone up his arse or is it just a roumer ??

[pycckuu911]

yep, they were at party, agh long story.

[034try]

i would luv 2 sing this infront of Cahley, he deserevs it

Cashley + Chelsea = SCUM

[lucienct123]

Where has the phone thing come from? :P

[onicholls88]

hahaha is any of that actually true or is it a gooners rumour?

[oxymoron246810]

One of the tabloids reported that Ashley took part in a gay orgy... one of the acts being he stuck he phone up his arse lol

[onicholls88]

hahahaha wouldnt suprise me with him he dives like a queer

[BOOMItsDannieLeigh]

Erm .. Anyone wanna tell me what has Ashley Cole got to do wiv a mobile phone?!

Is there a meaning or something?!

[Aturaya]

Listen to the song.. "He likes to stick a mobile up his anus" lol

[vinunleaded]

Still funny as f*ck

[kanenkitten]

and a 2-1 to you!

[thatoldchestnut8]

I have supported Chelsea for 30 years and think this is proper funny, top drawer,,,

I f**king hate Cashley Cole,,, PLEASE take him back or maybe transfer hin to Brighton (fit in well there) and let Wayne Bridge have a bash, he's quality and don't whine.

[robert1839]

where can i download this song????? good song

[Goonergroover]

This song was made by the people behind "Arsenal away boy / Vieira boys". They sell CDs around Ashburton Grove. Also seen live at the Rocket occasionally. UTA

[coco8448]

dont forget he likes men

[SootyUk10]

cunt !

[TheAmazinStu]

where can i download this song?!?!?!?!?!

[KopiteLFC92]

cashley cole is shite - arsenal fans, you got 30m for him, you robbed the chelsea bastards and have got clichy who is as good if not better, well in! :)

[RubberLemon26]

we got 5m and gallas

[KopiteLFC92]

ohh rightt - always thought it was 30m for some reason oh well still robbed the nobs anyways :)

[gerard19790]

quality cole is a scumbag

[siancar]

What a horrible little vermin, cole is a typical cockney footballer, a screaming queen

BIRMINGHAM CITY FOREVER SHIT ON THE VILE

[chickpee]

Yes and Martin Taylor is a Vile cheating cunt too.

Birmingham are dirty fucking cloggers who dont belong in the Prem. I suppose you think Eduardo was in the wrong for having his leg smashed.

[shariotoflove]

does ashley really put phones up his arse...or is there another meaning

[kokolabones]

its not a rumor he sticks phones up his ass and cheryl sticks them up there for him too

[Dreamsthatglimmer]

if u think clichy is better than ashley then u are a fucking idiot mate

[goonerforlifeTH14]

I rather be a fucking idiot then support ch£l$ea =)

[soccermanager101]

I dont understand why you hate Ashley so much, you got gallas for him PLUS Arsenal dont need him Clichy is a far better left back.

ne ways LMFAO

[MBCsi]

Where did the rumour of the phone up the arse come from?

[hitman1912]

The NEWS of the World! its not a rumour.

[katielainespicer2]

lol when was that pic with david beckham 2:18

[bhangrachick]

omg can sum1 tel me the whole mobile bussiness, wats dah goh 2 do wiv ashley cole???

[chickpee]

Ask the NOTW

[MCFC2393]

Thats What Happens If He Plays For England He Gave Kazakhstan a Free Goal England Cant Afford To Do That Against Bigger Teams Good Job It is Kazakhstan

[tebzie1]

Great song

I remember when he played for a big club

[Smolalek]

he realised that arsenal sucks

[chickpee]

Just like your Grandmother...

[jokaesco]

lol

[ArsenalBoy09]

haha you gotta love this song the scum deserves it

[MALINTHEMAN]

haha best ever :P aint a fan for any team but love the text haha

[grimeprince]

fuck what u lot say ur jus jealous cos he came to the best team...whose top of the table? suck on that bitches

[GuitarHeroDragon]

Suck your mum.

[NICKvavavoomCAREY]

this song is sooo jokes

[ryanrobinson123666]

lol good song i hate ashley cole the little gayboy cheater

[NICKvavavoomCAREY]

he's a slut for money. he said that £60,000 a WEEK was an insult.

Arsenal are much better than Tottenham in Europe and general whoever said that is seriously deluded

[xine213]

well 60k a week really is an insult coz he doesnt fucking desrve to receive that much money....im glad he's with the scums now and we got gallas and clichy.....

[LoneDerangerer]

take that you lill cunt! POW

[DOUGHTYWHUFC]

west ham fan here.

agree hes a judas cunt joining a bunch of cunts at chelski.

FUCKING GREAT VID.

I R O N Z

[samtherofl]

great vid

[super1gooner]

lol great song......made my day

[bubbyrella]

sO hOW aRE tHE yIdS DoIng nOW???

Another year of under acheivement awaits

[hfhfhfhf0909]

HAHAHAHAAH LOVE IT

COME ON THE FULHAM

[PLooBzor]

haha very good song

[jontypdrum]

this is fucking amaazinn!!

BWFC for life

[pipovyick]

common, bit boring now tbh...

CHELSEA!

[annoyingdevil24]

never, never, boring

[willizzlatan]

haha this is genius

[danieldingwall]

ashley is a dirty wank stain. wayne bridge is much better than him.

[troop3rdotman]

u cant be serious

[cfc190]

wengar likes kids gallas likes losing come on fulham

[mortaccidepep]

shut up u twat u had so little shots on goal and so little possesion u were just luky oh and let me remind u u've beaten arsenal only twice in the last 43 yrs well ur goin down this season u were just luky last season

[sircoolcat]

Fulham are most certainly going to get relegated lol, no hope for you lot.

[jorgemate91]

:L:L:L:L

LMAO!

[THFCIBI]

he is scum but he went to to team of pricks from a team of paedo's so go fuck yourself dickheads

[chickpee]

You ca keep your Uefa. I prefer the Champions league.

[michaelo3]

spurs are more succesful in europe!

[chickpee]

You are obviously suffering from Delusional Psychosis.

Ziprasidone 20 mg per day.

Also a bi-weekly injection of Clozapine.

IF YOUR DELUSIONS PERSIST COME BACK TO THE UNIT

[michaelo3]

i think your find its true!

3-2 to spurs on the european cup count

[chickpee]

I think you need to come back obviously the current dose is not holding you.

[frostie901]

a squirrel has more "CHAMP LEAUGE" experience than yous YID WANKERS!!!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF TOTTENHAM??

[safe121]

what a lovely own cole he scored

[drtbiker126]

funny

[bobcat4000]

since he left arsenal is was crap

[myst11q]

is he homo? I know he had some problems with cheryl, I read it somewhere but what did he do? Can someone please tell me? I really hate Cashley, but please tell me what he did with Jermaine or who the fuck it was! :D

[safe121]

hes bi-he cheated on her with a butttuggllly hairdreser who sed cashley has a proper tiny dik and before they got maried cashley had a phone orgy with a dj and maybe jermaine penannt and jenas

[Bertwhistle92]

Why'd ya wanna go and stick a phone up your arse?

[mootj3]

No life , not funny , Try singing good dirty english fag.

[jasedragsta]

ur from netherlands? u wudnt no comedy if it smacked u in the tits mate

[kierantalbot]

Haha hes A Bi

[oluchacha]

Even that simple tart Cheryl's realised cAshley is a bisexual judas worthless tosser - can't be trusted by anyone.

Diaby needs to do a nice Haaland on him this season and put the footballing world out of it's misery.

Cunt.

[jackgc1]

fuckin supreme!!!!!!!!!

[EduardoRocksx]

Lolzzzzzzz its very gd

[xxxaabbccxxx]

ASHLEY stop playing with JERMAINE's PENIS!

[CoopsSP]

maybe the funniest thing i have ever seen.

great work

xxx

[Defoe9]

Cashley the money grabbing cvnt

[spireitefan]

O C*SHL*Y C*LE! LIKE ABIT OF ARSEHOLE!

[rossygordon]

lol @ mkn786

[mkn786]

lol thanks man

[mkn786]

cashley doesnt turn his phone on, his phone turns him on!

[MCFC2393]

lol he changed the chelsea shirt lettering funny song (i am a man city fan) they should do one 4 ronaldo that gay diver

[ArsenalfcNgeria]

I hate Cashley too but, this is a bit harsh dont you think?!

[frostie901]

re arsenalfcngeria ......... NO

[safe121]

he left coz wenger didnt want a rear gunner phone fucker.

Chery Cole's a slapper

She is a geordie whore

But when she's shagging Ashley

She thinks of Adebayor

cole does jack shit for chelsea because all he does now is nock it down to drogba he cant go on runs and have a shot like he could at arsenal. before the deal obviously cole was better than gallas, but gallas is better for arsenal than cole for chelsea. And clichy is the left back of the season as voted for by the pfa.

[gunnersalltheway08]

He should stick a phone up his ass

[kanenkitten]

Cashley(ashley) does

[19jayfuz91]

i love this song !!!! am a man utd fan and i think ashley cole should of stayed at Arsenal,,,not coz of him bein gay...shit i sound like a hater am not bein a hater!!! fabregas is awsome!

[annoyingdevil24]

nice video my hatred for judus will never end

[lpafc1]

I used to love abusing Cashley, but someone on the gooner forum made me see it differently! We are abusing him just like he abused us! Isn't that stooping down to his petty level! And personally I don't want that to happen! He screwed us big time and I hope he rots on the Stamford Bridge pitch, but lets all forget about chanting abuse for this little cunt and get back to concentrating on singing songs about our beloved Arsenal! OOH TO BE A...GOONER!

[babyxpebbles]

this song is really funny but I just noticed its very homophobic!

[TEHVANDAL]

haha does anyone have the lyrics to this song?

[hutor1]

LOL I LUV ARSENAL FANS WEL FUNNY

[SambridgeAndCo]

Stupid cunt.

[safe121]

lol this is just so fking jokes

[beku14]

ha ha

have u bummed him 2???

"slf1963"

u bumder

ha ha ha

[slf1963]

i can see Ashley sitting at home really worried about what all you mugs think of him with all his money to spend, ASHLEY COLE TRUE BLUE now fuck off all you arsenal pricks and worry about whos going to leave you lot next

[chickpee]

are you a Bummer too?

ps John Terry should have seen the funny side

x

[slf1963]

if going to bed with cheryl every night makes you a bummer yes i want to be a bummer

[chickpee]

I think you are getting a bit over emotional. Still coming to terms with throwing away the CL final I should not wonder

[frostie901]

no not the going to bed with cheryl 2 cover up the judas scums shame!!! but having pennant shove a phone up his arse!!! that makes him a "bummer"

[JediKnight79]

hes a cock and shes a fookin cow, fittest wag, dont make me laugh, shes a racist fake, who like cashley deserves everything they get

[robhead88]

fuckin' genius quality vid, im a newcastle fan but i fink a. cole is a fuckin' penis aswell as a massive nancy

[Oasis1995]

lol genius

[goonerboy4eva]

lmao genius

[Applebaum]

Cheryl tweedy is a racist bitch! and Ashely cole is a confused idiot

[Deejaychaos]

LOLLLLLLLL

[TroubledYouth2008]

Thats a quality video great one who made this great man

[nicelagun81]

fuckin hate him hope he breaks his fuckin legs dirty judas cunt...........come on u gooners

[ishagcutegirls]

revenge for that judas prick, think this is classic. everyone knows that he is a closet case and his marriage is a sham. would love to give cheryl cole a good seeing too though.

[foxy0116]

hahaha only just seen this!! proper quality!!

[GAR1000]

jokes

[shanil19]

Jermaineeeeeeeeeeee Penis

[rjwemyss]

Cashley is a cunt. His wife would get pumped right enough.

[Everydayisrednoseday]

Brilliant

[JonDahl37]

AHAHAHAHAHA thats fucking genius!!

He is a fucking faggot Cheryl Cole?

Nah Cheryl Tweedy gays have civil partnerships not marriages!!

Chickpee you are a God!!

:D

Lovin' it!!

Fuck CASHLEY!!

If i ever see him on a night out i won't be lending him my phone!

[adamcoolkid123]

Great vid, me being a Spurs fan (I come in peace) I naturally hate the cunt.

Could any one tell me the name of the original song plz?

[city112]

strs in eyes

[gtx587]

ashley is a chelsea judas traitor

ARSENAL 4 LIFE

[CutiieeRaa]

Lionhart; dont u Get bored Keep fucking posting on this video. if u dnt like it . fine. Thats ur opion. now Be a good boy and Jog on.

Arsenal for Lifee!

[fpusalaing]

Chelsea really is a horrible club isn't it??!! absolutely nothing to like about them. NOTHING!! except possibly Michael Essien, one of the word's best...plays out of position

[gunner14and10]

vile little cunt