Tool Maynard Speaks (live)

[a866903]

Daniel "The LionFucker" Carey!!!!

[saprissa30]

He`s so influenced by BILL HICKS

[jbosu21]

dude that was awesome little montage. thankyou for sharing!

[DantrainSmoothRide]

SHEEP FUCKERS!!!!

[ISISbandLive]

6:12 It's Joe from Family Guy! Or a complete dumbass, who knows!

[tasracho]

"Don't..put your... tongue ..on that...You don't know..where its...been..."

Loved that!

[SOADSfetus]

someone please tell me what song is at 4:46! it kicks ass!

[TheDreamMechanic]

One of the living masters of bone-dry sarcasm.  It's a fine art indeed.

[vampijain]

what's the song playing in the back with drums

[benjaminjamiahjammin]

@vampijain its Merkaba off the Salival release.

[arbeitseinheit]

wow... he really speaks... wow! im enlightened.

[christiannandres]

maynard is a jackass... my favorite band!

[TheDreamMechanic]

@christiannandres

A self-professed professional jackass, that is. ;-)

[christiannandres]

@TheDreamMechanic i went all the way from costa rica to canada too see a perfect circle ,maynard complained about eMpTV not showing one of their videos and he asked us to scream sh*t f*ck!to them...but he did it with such a female gay tone of voice that almost made me puke...i mean hes my favorite singer, tool is my favorite band but im not a puppet of his...the guy is an *ss h*le we all know it

[MelbaToast454]

Ronnie Dobbs!!!1

[Mrhashslinginslasher]

Lol "Daniel the lion fucker Carey,"

[iniquitous85]

thanks but ive been replied to a while ago :)

[VicariouslyCurious]

Lol "He's Belgian...."

[vaikasas16]

This is what happens when talent meets the public. The public loves abuse.

Whip me. Put me down. F^%$ me, I Love it.

[vaikasas16]

An Idiot for the sake of being.

[vaikasas16]

An Asshole for the sake of being.

[vaikasas16]

JEROME

[MegaDecapitator]

1:15 never seen Justin with short hair.

[vikinglordSF]

bad crowd is bad. i love maynard but sometimes i think he doesnt enjoy being on stage.

[iniquitous85]

so what are the songs that they dont do much anymore? the ones he was mentioning in the vid

[benjaminjamiahjammin]

@iniquitous85 one of those vids was just before they played ticks & leaches, and the other before they played you lied. (i think)

[iniquitous85]

aw man i heard ticks n leeches at their syd concert and at big day out. guess im luky eh?

thanks mate for reply

[theWalrusDude]

@benjaminjamiahjammin opiate actually. the vids online

[Dragon55092]

Ticks and Leeches

[livingsyndication]

Nice! Hey if you have a moment to check out our band's music (Living Syndication), I think you'd like it... It's kinda like APC or TOOL.

[werd9495]

lmao the reverend buzz lightyear

[warwickshovel]

THINK FOR YOURSELF t h i n k f o r y o u r s e l f THINK FOR YOURSELF THINK FOR YOURSELF t h i n k f o r y o u r s e l f THINK FOR YOURSELF THINK FOR YOURSELF t h i n k f o r y o u r s e l f THINK FOR YOURSELF THINK FOR YOURSELF t h i n k f o r y o u r s e l f THINK FOR YOURSELF

[vikinglordSF]

i wonder if they know hes making fun of them as they chreer.

[iniquitous85]

course the rest of the audience is cheering along in sarcasm

[werd9495]

lmao "BECAUSE YOU'RE OUR FAVORITE AUDIENCE EVER!" lol

[ukirdnaaros]

4:26-4:35...lol

[rubenator85]

when he talks about elvis that shits crazy yo how dose he kno all this shit?

[AQNY23]

Maynards an alien...dont u know that by now? lol

[voznow7]

"Thats how we fuckin do it in texas"

LOL did i detect a slight hick accent on that last word?

[harrymanback4]

what was that puscifer video it sounded kinda like 80s hardcore (4:46)

[dbeyrle]

its maynards 'joke' band. early 90s maybe late 80s.

[numbchucking]

there's something incredibly intriguing about Maynard..can never pin point what it is, but he's an interesting guy. I would love to sit down and talk to him,

[Biancanon]

he's an aries. there's something intriguing about that sign...

i <3 him, but i don't think i could spend much one on one time with him. i totally would, but not for long.

he came to town for some wine get-together thing and sounded like a big douche on the radio.

just like hunter thompson. funny, smart, interesting... but irl, i wouldn't be able to tolerate him for too long...

[sleek462]

who the fuck asked you lmao...

[Biancanon]

butthurt? you know you're 4 months too late to reply to that comment and and you gave me a totally pointless response. i don't even remember posting it lol.

what is that even supposed to mean? assuming you're not a fail troll spouting bullshit, i'll give you an answer. the person i replied to "asked" me, for i had something to say. as is such with youtube. that took some brainpower.

who the fuck asked YOU lmao...

unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful.

[DrunkenLeprechaunPro]

@Biancanon I just think Maynard is a "no-shit" type of person. I think a lot of it has to do with years of having fake ass people bobbing their heads to what you put countless hours and effort creating. Probably also fake-ass people trying to tell him what to do. He seems to have intense trust issues. I'd no doubt have a one on one with him... wouldn't even hesitate, even if meant spending a few hours.

[Spartan409]

I know what you mean dude.

He seems like a person that has alot to say that he's not saying in interviews.

[TheTallMonkey]

I second this to the millionth power. Whereas most other people in the world you can discover generally what they're thinking, Maynard's inner workings are a complete mystery.

[stevenwebbwebbw]

6:05 all day.

[OtherEdgar]

drumgo he is a legend...

[drumgod97]

man f*** wat people say about tool. tool is the best band in the world maynard tells his storys in his songs i think he should be a rock legend

[Terriss0421]

Maynard is a fucking rock legend if he isn't already. As far as Tool goes...I just don't like it. I'm sorry, I just feel that his voice doesn't jive with the style.

But.

I feel like I'm warming up to them. I like Disgustipated, that's about it though.

[ratfpfos]

thanks for you're lifes story douche bag.

[Terriss0421]

Why all the hate friend? I was contributing to the discussion already at hand, and you simply can't say that you dislike a band without giving a proper reason. So I did. And I evaluated that reason.

[o0oSolidSnakeo0o]

Tool is IMO the best band in the world, however Terriss should not be hatted on for giving his opinion he gave a legitimate reason. I don't necessarily agree with you terriss but i respect that you give your opinion in a respectful manner. ratfpos is an idiot.

[snakenutz]

typical tool fan lmao

[264zn]

@drumgod97 he is a rock legend

[drumgod97]

@264zn Nobody Gives Him Credit Though

[korn47382]

You think at 3:51 he's counting off for Danny to start?

[benjaminjamiahjammin]

no, the drums you hear are a part of the audio track i layered onto the raw live video. danny isnt playing in the original  vid.

[Ed062178]

@benjaminjamiahjammin the drums in the background is a track called merkaba its on salival

[GhostWatcher70]

"Very important guests" - as in...go fuck yourself you pretencious Hollywood assfucks and oh yeah, thanks for the inspiration for "The Pot" you fucking hypocrites

[DeRok2008]

that was accually the start of ticks and leeches

[Fedora28]

"We suggest you go home and have sex."Ah ha! Spectacular!

[third3y3km2b]

i think even when maynard talks you can hear his creativity

[GetFeisty]

Donkey Punching Morrisey in Manchester?

[xxxbh4everxxx]

i like tools music but not their personalities really..... sometimes maynard can be funny

[EyeOnTheTV]

That's the point. The 4 guys of tool don't care if you like them (they prefer you don't) they just want you to be inspired, healed, or changed by their music.

[Davidrcobb]

word

[arizonabay07]

@EyeOnTheTV He's the best temporary higher power ever....

[03091885]

MAYNARD IS BADDASS

FUCKING RULESSSSS

[teebs05]

Merkaba from Salival

[BleedingWalls420]

What Tool song is playing in the backgound during this vid?

[gibsonguitar11]

haha justins a jew =P

[Shawn66Bob]

Thats funny stuff, I think its just harmless humor haha, ppl think, thats right ppl think its negative. It seems we start our own stereotypes I guess. Or I could be high o well haha. World is filled with assholes not Niggas or crackas its just assholes who decided one day to take assholes to a new step. Wow I just made a bunch of ppl mad and question me thats what I want enjoy : 0

[spicyMcHAGGIS9green]

"This is Justin. He's Belgian." (next clip) "This is Justin. He's from Poland."

[benjaminjamiahjammin]

and in the clip after that he says " ...justin chancelor unfortunatly a jew..."

[spicyMcHAGGIS9green]

LOL!

[Maximumart]

no doesnt

[larmeh]

what's that got to do with anything?

[thedarkener]

I'm running for Jesus. Vote for me!

[ZuuLSpAcEmAn]

ug, this is my favorite band but i could give a fuck what he says 'till i see it live again. last time he was here, he was bitchin' about the shitty porn in our hotels. After that he hid behind the curtain the whole time while he sang and no one could talk to him afterwards 'cause he put a cage around his tour bus that was covered in blow up dolls.

Eh, fuck ya'll, I drank DXM ate some xanax, drank some shots and feel like I'm in a spaceship talking through a communicator to shitty aliens.

[zulu650]

this is a song we dont normanly do, but were doing it speacily for you becouse your our favorite audince ever!!

[loincloth200]

he seems the type to wipe his ass with a dollar bill and disperse it back into the economy, never to speak of it again.

[wonatesics]

maynard should run for jesus with fans like y'all. god damn.

[elusivEuphoria]

lmao!

[Phiilll]

At the concert I went to after 3 or 4 songs Maynard says

"thank you and good night, drive safe"

people start to leave, he waits 2 minutes and says

"I double-dog dare you to leave"

and they play more songs and kick ass

[EveryoneNeedsToChill]

hahah good shit.

[h3roinmonster]

around 7.40 he does bit about elvis giving birth..

Sounds alot like something Bill Hicks would've said.

[shrawn]

Okay is he married or unmarried?

I want Maynard. MMMMHHMM

[ozzilla45]

unmarried but has a son Devo

[lilphil212]

maynards gotta g/f and shes hawtt

[BitchinnShoes07]

he's "Happily Unmarried"

[strohsrawls]

As a devout fan of Tool and Maynard for nearly a decade, I can honestly say that he is as confused as the rest of us. Many people, and I use to too, think that he has an understanding about life that most of us don't have... well, that isn't necessarily true.

[tim11bj]

I believe he uses facetious behavior for very harmless and selfless reasons...... good way to keep people from taking anything about you too seriously ;-)

[sidewalk4004]

I don't think fucking a sheep makes you gay. But don't quote me on that I haven't looked it up.

[DrFeelgoodH810]

LAWLZ how true.

[LuciferBringerOfLite]

Maynard is married and got a child. and he says random shit and makes it up and he goes and you believe him ahaaha! Think for yourself!

[TOOLGODDESSTT]

both of yall are completely stupid to een think that he is gay. to be a perfect balance of ones self, you must reach a good balance of feminine and masculine traits. maynard is one of the few to reach that enlightenment of complete cosmic consciousness. feed your brains.

[Preteranimus]

Brilliant!

[BrideOfAnesthesia]

Was that last part taken from their show at Red Rocks Amphitheater in 2001??

[benjaminjamiahjammin]

it was @ radio city music hall, in NYC, aug. 13th 2002. i was there!

[BrideOfAnesthesia]

Blargh! Damn. ~_~ I've been searching for any video from that show, guess no one decided to sneak shit in in order to do it. Heh. Was amazing, though, the memories are more than enough~

Anyway, thanks for getting back to me!

[grimshawr]

daniel "the lion-fucker" carey, haha

[cOOn3y]

lol he's takin the piss

[steevzstubs]

Priceless stuff.....Thanks!!!!!

[Flaven80]

was he high?

[tbaldrich]

i dont understand why people ask .. WAS HE HIGH WAS HE HIGH? who cares if he is high.. u idiots ... he is fucking great

[sebzmc]

maynard looks awesome all the time.

[jdoget07]

Don't call ME gay for saying this but Maynard actually looks pretty hot in that massive bra! I love how he is not afraid to show off his feminine side.

[xestijesthrunc11]

it only makes you gay if it gave you a boner

[jdoget07]

Which it did NOT! Thanks for acknowledging that to me as well as respecting my comment! Seriously though, not too many people realize what a handsome guy MJK is.

[tbaldrich]

GAY

[kozmo820]

Yes u R

[tbaldrich]

yes your father

[looneyg25]

yes he is!!!!! lol

well i feel comfortable saying this cuz ima female. totally hot

oh one more thing what do you mean "not afraid to show off his feminine side." you mean hes gay or something? cuz ive been hearing things about Maynard being gay but im not sure what to believe. i wanna knoe so baddd :) how can a sexy man like him be gay.(if he is) ill be the luckest woman if he'd married me.lol :D

[jdoget07]

I did not imply that Maynard was gay. "Androgynous" is the word you are looking for my dear! There is such a thing as having both male and female characteristics while still being a ladies man at heart(i.e.-David Bowie, Jimmy Page). Besides, Maynard should be getting all the ladies in the world and yet he is very modest about that. He isn't even married! Maybe that is where you come in looneyg25.

[looneyg25]

so do you knoe if hes gay or something? just curious :Dyeah i knoe hes not married, but wasnt he engaged? why didnt he get married? well thats if you knoe!

[IckissAndCauliflower]

I don't know him personally, but I believe he is either straight or bisexual. Because he has been married in the past, I believe

[looneyg25]

ok thanks :)

[IckissAndCauliflower]

no problem

[BtBaM8]

uhh there are plenty of extremely handsome gay men

[looneyg25]

yes there is!!!

[kedrobomb]

hes not high. just great humor.

[AlbertoHernandez]

This is why i love tool

[keenboy1310]

And Justin Chancellor, unfortunately a Jew..LOL!

[AnonymousLegion666]

awesome vid

[xxfaerietalesxx]

He's wearing a Mason County Central shirt! Rock on! Representin' Michigan.

[Gsidez10]

lol was he high when he did this concert?

[strongsock]

gunna get a lot of shit for this one but...is maynard gay?

[Gsidez10]

he has a kid, soooooooooooo no

[brett123]

whats the track in the background?

[benjaminjamiahjammin]

Merkaba off their Salival release.

[0hourth]

'we suggest you go home and have sex'

[silverobot]

ROFL LMFAO at the Mr show part

[GDGspire]

jesus christ, lateralus at the end kicks ass

[Rebiggenator]

oh!! ohh!! oooohhh!! why couldn't they just give us the whole recording of ticks & leeches? !

[mjkrules]

This is some good shit!!! Thanks for sharing.

[SimplyBam]

"Justin Chancellor, unfortunatley a Jew.." hahahhaghahah

[jdenz1977]

wats the song on the intro to this clip?

[Boggsmaloggs]

Its "Hush" from the Opiate EP

[anzkamo]

hush

[000TOOL000]

The song is Ticks and Leetches From Lateralus.

[puggerluver96]

lol the best is at 4:30 BEST EVER!

[antaba21]

yeah hahaha ... sense the irony

[gwozo420]

in saskatoon they brought a kid up from the make a wish foundation,

maynard told him he didnt know climitia was terminal, it was pretty funny

[nick4man3]

YOU'RE OUR FAVORITE AUDIENCE EVER!!!!

Yes.

[jarbsy]

haha my favourite has to be "we are here to paper scissor, rock you!" shame it's not included in this compilation but then again so many classics didnt make it. hi 5

[unbornanddeathless]

i think Justin with long hair looks like Jesus messing around with the bass!!

[Scarface066]

Same. I saw them in a studio recording and i thought he was jesus reincarnated into playing bass for tool LOL!

[Pseudonym1]

and adam looks like jesus as well at times

proof that tool are gods, but more real

[CammiShurrie]

that last statement sums it up perfectly.

[a8ingemini]

He had a lot of nothing to say...

[tal51]

offcors almost everyone knows thats merkaba but there still isnt even one video of it

[tal51]

this song is called merkaba, its a great song and there isnt even one vrsion of it live or covers of it on youtube

[ataylor0905]

no maynard is GOD

[evoeight04]

very good.

[wHoMillie]

justin chancellor is god

[metallisoad]

i believe you are mistaken... they are ALL gods. but justin is the greatest bassist i have ever heard.

[SatansMachine]

dont forget about Les Claypool from PRIMUS. he is really awesome :] bass-hero

[residue102]

unuseful comparison

[ThaFiyaStarta]

NICE PACKAGE LMAO

[oioi99]

what was that puscifer song!

[benjaminjamiahjammin]

thats a good question! i have heard a longer version of it somewhere but it was a long time ago and my brain is fried.

[oioi99]

thats not a real help..... i think i might like that ssong!!!

[austinwork]

that song is from Mr Show....it was a joke. Though word on the street is that they're bringing it back for the upcoming tour.

[oioi99]

joke or not it sounded like a good song

[catsnap69]

good for a joke

[analshavingkit]

4:30 is the best.

[cjcdrums]

Think for yourself

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