why you shudnt mess with a chinese jamaican

[WoodenLute]

if i had a quarter...

[MrAndMsBabyBoo]

theres no way you can be chinese.

us asian people got the speed of a ninja.

[TheOriginalBattler]

Asians are skillfull, math, games and even cutting onions.

[xxJellyBean06xx]

AHHH MY FINGER!! FFFFUUUUUU---!!!!!!!!

[beastlyisland]

this video made me cry

[ILoveyssup]

All u need is a rly good knife and the right way to hold it while u chope so u dont hit fingers mybe odd shedding of skin but no fingers will be lost

[halo2untouchable]

I cut my finger cutting lemons at Chick-Fil-A...I feel stupid now :(

[kthxplzdrivthru]

this is awesome, I made a philly steak n cheese the other night and realized I never learned how to cut an onion. I'll have to try this tonight..

[oscarnikki]

this has nothing o do with your race, anyone can do that with practice

[Kurana4390e]

/me screams!!!!!

[pivotrsr]

dont mess with him or he will chop up yuh blude clat!!

[unclefreddie70]

That is a sharp knife.

[DarkPortalRogue]

He'll do that to your dick. That's why you shouldn't mess with him.

[FernandoMendoza775]

@DarkPortalRogue D:



[Indivisualternative]

You d beat me in a choppin battle any day!

[Microglia1]

black + kung fu = iron chef.

[1xrosexredx1]

@Microglia1 Dolemite Chef, you mean.

It's dolemite, baby

[nfelder29]

Am I the only one that has a problem with the spelling of this title or what??? F the onions!

[RenegadeQueen]

he's not cutting properly at that : /

[52571575]

shit he's choping onions!!!.....now i see why y don't have to mess with chinese jamiacan people........dickheads

[T00NLiNk73]

Emo much

[gamingtom1]

waaaa he made me crie

[Ohsob5135]

haha my mom said if i wud marry a chinses guy i should marry a chinsese jamacian because im jamacian.

[TrevorakasTuddzz]

thats what my big mac end up looking like.... 3 really fucked up cut onions.. thank you mcdonalds

[Aznboy0000]

Dude? Wow my 8y.o neice coult cut onions faster then that.

[bunnygirl2797]

yo u see how fast his hand went dont mess with him bc he be mad quick to backhand you

[jahforce7]

choppin' fuqn onions? chinese jamaicans? i'm so confused , right now.

[msaasha]

lol Wow!!!!

[LuksYalb]

Im been laughinh my stoned face off for like 10 mins at the concept of a "chinese jamaican"

[kamaalomoro]

@LuksYalb alot of different races came to Jamaica in the late 19 century, abt 70% is black the rest is either mix, Indian or Chinese, or some other race 

[LuksYalb]

@kamaalomoro Just think its a little odd that asians would want to move to the other side of the world to live in what was at the time a british colony, didnt the opium war happen in the 19 century? Why would you want to move somewhere that is rulled by people you really hate thats like having chinese korean people in the early 20 century or some shit

[thaOFFICIALJAPAN]

@LuksYalb CUZ YOUR IGNORANT... THERES ALOT OF CHINESE JAMAICANS..

[brother3456]

finga soon gone nuh wory man

[natalie6642]

BBC mi nah frig with dah man deh deh way how hima chop come like seh him will chop off him own finga dem yo

nah seriouly beware of crazy chinese jamaican

[MhadbwoY]

U gwaan man..... till u cut off u fukkin finga dem lol...

[HyaenidE]

i cant believe i just got served with onion chopping skill

[MilkByCow]

wow, efficiency AND rhythm!

[Iildimsum7]

lol, chinese jamaican? thats dope.

[EmpressakaQT]

lol

[mlw7890]

cool bt not worth my time

[thaOFFICIALJAPAN]

@mlw7890 THEN WHY U C0MMENTING ?

[schabergdegerman]

da rasclott be choppin onions seen?

[doniquesmile3]

the devil finds work for idle hands - i guess he just made your faster XD gwan yah bwoy but min yuh finga dem

[therecreative]

watch you're fingers :O!! damn thats skill in onion cutting!!

[Aztech355]

...

[zack4life1234]

bumbaclat

[Aalic2003]

yo is choppin onions on youtube..ive done seen it all LMAO!!!

[Bloodtanker]

It has a nice rythm! :D Great

[diamondcalves]

I could have made a song with him remix style.

[DaDonMega]

Hardcore Masterbater...

[creeball]

TWO AH DEM!!!!!!

[Julzellis]

What is Jamaican bout this? pussyhole!

[CassettePlaya1]

The person cutting the onion you dumbass..did you not hear his accent or are you just deaf?

[fckwhat]

your mama is jamaican about this

[Zir0nix]

OI. You never seen a Chinese Jamaican before?

[danpayne118]

i wont ever mess with them now, with skills like that they could take out half of the local grocers

[17jmlc]

Not Bad

[mixstylee]

yush! meh chiney mon bredren, yuh got de chop chop riddim! rapid profile

[max269]

lol! i love it when i see white-ass dudes trying to type a jamaican accent cuz they think it makes them cool ^z^

[mixstylee]

ROFL! i'ma chinese jamaican

[max269]

lol my bad. anyway, why are you typing normaly all of a sudden then XD

[mixstylee]

y u waan buddy in yuh ras

[max269]

man, I'd rather no have ur buddy in my ass XD

[fish123445]

kool

[gus361]

how many chineese jamaicans are there

[FLpolo]

more than u think. its kinda common in south florida

[KidReTro1028]

alottttttttttttttttttttttttttt­tttttttttt

There are way more than thousands not only jamcain but also other west indian places . alot in Flabush,Ny

[Maplestaff]

OVER 9000! No, there's not much.

[JamaicanBacoon]

There are lots it 1.4% of the Jamaica population

[tokenwebster]

probably i lot more than u think. There probably more japanese-jamaican, than chinese-jamaicans.

[jamaica0410]

@tokenwebster japanese jamaicans??? Nah mon. Mi a chiney jamaican meself. Hakka chinese to be exact. No japanese jamaicans, maybe tourists. Chiney man come to jamaica since 1800s. Where you a get japanese from anyhow?

[B00tyfu77]

o...........k......

[Utubeblows]

sorry dude but thems some sloppy chops! Real fast though.

[RexxarHunter]

what the knife gonna do? i got a gun!

[goodytoshew]

hahah u made me falll on the floor laughing ..dude you are funny as hell........... what type of gun ...i have a .380 Auto..its nothhing buts is for protection...

[corkt04]

made a nice little tune well done you

[GetYour50z]

Don't fuck with him. He'll cut some onions and make you start crying.

[norb1937]

Slapchop can do it faster.

[thgnnn]

wow im so scared that you can cut onion

[kikimenor]

is it cause they cant spell "shouldnt"?

[juststl]

suck

[R4PTORSDYNASTY]

agree

[Jazzlencia]

dem mince yu up like onion.

[Levi1162]

Yes

Cud u giv sight of knife sharpning plz

Me cwan do eet!

[kelly901488]

bombo hole.

[Jamerican28]

Ya nah wan fi ramp wit de Chiney dem! Ninja style pon ya waaaaaaaaaaah!

[proficee]

lol

[oufc111111]

thats shite!! cheers!!

[pheonix200371]

nice music can u make me a beat

[ilrs]

nah man u fucking suck

[chocopuppy813]

damn lol that was...fast

[djtes90]

lol...watch him jus chop one dem fingas off..lol

[bbhill]

Need some work man slices are all different sizes and way too big.. try doing it fast and right. lol

[19Santosh90]

:| omg that guy.

Dont mess with him!!! he will let you cry with his killer onions

[jeanjeudy]

hahahah. yea bwoi

[mrsolo54]

didnt see any Chinese or Jamaicans.

EPIC FAIL

[gimPeee]

CORRECT. And why should you mess with them, or they will cut up an onion LOL

[mrsolo54]

swing swing swing...chop chop chop then wipe the tears away

[youngerfrantic]

mind yu mek mi rise my chicken chopper

[mrsolo54]

ahhhh mee soh solly!!!

[youngerfrantic]

lol

[weaponx5203]

...I don't get it....

[magikbeanz]

and you are morons

[MNTD220207]

and you are morons xD

[magikbeanz]

thats not how you cut an onion dumbass

[LIQUID7415]

ops my finger lol

[xDown2Earthx]

skillz bwoi!

[VipericVampire]

Lol, there's a beat to it too. XD

[yawdidre3000]

srry my yute u look like a prento , mi fada a big tym cook nd him woulda done dat quicka nd much small fi mek di food taste gud but pon real lvl u up deh man zeen

[jaylenelinoli]

mad skills

[Xirus5]

mad skills? meh.. he is a chef..im a chef.. using a knife 8 hours+ each day makes you good with it... just like anything else in life you spend time on

[shilack2]

I wouldn't mess with him because he has a knife...I would be more afraid he would rub onions in my eyes...that shit hurts

[macman237]

BFD! Only a limp dick Libstain would be impressed....

[racefactory900]

he's not trying to impress you arse ramming uncle fucker. The last thing he needs to do is impress some fucking yank slob like yourself.

[SuperDoopz]

so the guy knows how to use a knife well - not much of a skill - when 100's of millions of people in this world could do that -

[racefactory900]

you fucking failure- of course he's well aware of the fact he's not the worlds dangerous man- he's probably just having some fun. The last thing he wants to do is try to impress some arse ramming uncle fucker like yourself.

[greencity127]

yall racist he got skills

[moonlightoxoxox]

i dont get it

[rusel70]

so u kno how 2 use a knife..good 4 u

[zacwashere2007]

whats this got to do with crossing jamaicans and chinese people?

[Lindamorena]

he's not a "cross" between jamaican and chiness, he IS a chinese Jamaican. a jamaican of chineses descent kinda like a chinese american only he's jamaican. and the video shows that he knows how to really use a knife : )

[sashi876]

zac is not saying a cross between..the person is saying what does this video has to do with crossing (getting someone mad)

[Lindamorena]

in that case..if you mess with this guy he's got skills with a knife and can do some damage.

[latinrosetje]

idiot

[HoraceWilson]

Behave yourself you dirty little Spic Jig, or i'll nip over the water and stick a bat up your nightshirt (or perhaps you'd enjoy it)

[latinrosetje]

I can do much beter hahahhahaahah

[HoraceWilson]

Do you enjoy hard gay sex ? Would you like me to spunk over your dirty Spic face ?

[Naff47]

Wow Horace...You really need to go see a shrink...Get some of those past memories of childhood out of your system...Then you can see your just a low-life racist tw*t that has nothing better to do with his life.

[HoraceWilson]

I've got your number Nigger

[Naff47]

I guess that was to me...well...I ain't a "ni**er"...funnily enough...I'm white...Unlike you, I have better things to do with my day than blame everything that is wrong with this world on another ethic background in our society.

Take a look at yourself before you look at other people...learn to think for yourself you fool. And not just what your friends or your Dad forced upon you. Again, go to a shrink!

[racefactory900]

I see your point but just by posting that you are showing you have nothing better to do with your day at all. I on the other hand am willing to admit that!

[BiggieD18]

Umm...nooo...fortunatly, I am a student who works (DJ and waiter), studies, goes out with friends, loves socialising, travels (just got back from Italy on the 13th) and has many other hobbies. It takes less than 5mins for me to write a comment such as the one above so, that doesn't mean I have nothing better to do with my day does it? It means I like to wind down for a while on YouTube and saw a comment I didn't like and had to reply...good to see I gave you something to do with your day...

[dingovory]

yu a jus waa dutty stinkin batty bwai!

[HoraceWilson]

U wan ME to cum in your mouth?

[Lindamorena]

if you hate gay people sooo much why would you want to ask a guy to come in his mouth, Naff47 was right, off to the shrink you go

[jamaica701]

LOL!

[naciamaj]

okkkkkkk

[blingbling032001]

lol

[44vicki55]

hahaha same  as what krishqwerty said this only bit i looked at and started laughing "dont mess with him cus he will chop your onions up?"

[krishqwerty]

"dont mess with him cus he will chop your onions up?"

AHAHAH oh my days man thats di only peice of texx i red and luaghed

[KODRINGTON]

not bad eh

[ssr1234rss]

dont mess with him cus he will chop your onions up?

[CripBoii1001]

Ok sO I sHOULnRT mESs WiT a cHiNeS jAMaiC^An BKUZ hE CAn cUt A OnOIN

[SIMPLYME100]

and make you cry

[doomz271291]

Nas77777

why would u say bambaclat?

not how u wud say it u renkin batty creese

fava duppie

[XanderKnight26]

BATTY CREESE.....lol.

[RenKinRaM]

lol

[nas77777]

dont mess with a chinese jamaican cos he can cut up an onion ... woooooooooooooow

bambaclat!

[chappettekiller13]

you mus jak off everysingle day huh

[fashionmeetpuppy]

i wont be messing wit u

[dheejhaay]

your wrists are suprisingly fast o.o i wonder why...

[SW17CH]

how fast must u wank!!!!!!!!

[hicitronella]

How can you be idle at work, while your working?

[dasniper89]

I do it all the time lolz im at work ( dishwasher as a restaurant) and u get work here and there but in the end u get those few minutes of breaks or long periods of doin nothing :-p

[bassbreath2]

wtf XD

[ulfy1]

haha...thats too thick looser...even i can do that better

[wanaplayrough]

there goes my fingers

[confukinfuzzledx]

omg dat wah mint

[vdubpolo]

well done you've made an absolute mess of that!

[GoaTseTung]

Damn! Impressive!

[FNcanucker]

niiiiiiiiiice =]

[TDOTEMPIRE]

LOL..man that's so fcking fast..

[pusifut]

fuck if u chop off u finga dat time mi woulda laaf haha

[chipache]

i wud too LOL

[rx7ownsyou]

he probably would have chopped all his 5 fingers off before he even realises lol with that sort of speed

[Bret03Cobra]

Dont mess with a Chinese Jamaican... he'll chop onions at you and make you cry. Alot... because of his superior onion chopping skillz.

[TouchOfUltra]

WORD LOL

[msmikonoel]

funny

[pwmty3]

That wasn't very well chopped now was it?

[chipache]

yup... all sliced

[uncalG]

HAha you chop onions for a living:)

[slipinknot]

ROFL

[Hypelikkle1]

LMAO

[rasann]

i still don't know why i shouldn't mess with a chinese jamaican!!!!

[MZzBlackChiney]

JJOOOOOKKEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!

[nursetrish]

nice

[2smart4u2rtd]

okie dokie...where u work...shoulda promoted a little man...i guessin sovereign:-)

[killersoundboy]

...WHAT !!!

[2smart4u2rtd]

u know soverign az in the mall.....or is it that this chinese jamaican dont live in jamaica??????

[chipache]

actually this is south florida.

who goes to sovereign anymore? lil kids who beg their parents to take em there while mommy is grocery shopping? lol