Bored? 54 More Random/Fun/Weird/Funny/Cool/Useful Websites

[MrJonathanDem]

thumbs up if you typed in random bored

[Joona1410]

THE jabberwacky TOLD ME THAT HUMANS ARE ROBOTS!

[Joona1410]

Bot:Do you live in Chicago?

Me:Nope.

Bot:Where do you live?

Me:In Finland.

Bot:OK then we will get married in Finland.

O_o

[notarealcow]

yag a ton ma i

[Dstrikeful]

bot: are you perfect?

me:No

bot:why are you female

me:i am not female

bot:how do you know

LOLOLOLOLOL

[jamaicasally]

bot: are u red?

me: no i'm yellow

bot:u are spangebob

:D:D:D

[vivedofusetbbl]

Me:Lol.

Bot:Why can't you just write laughing out loud?

Me:Shut up you fucking bot.

Bot:Only if you want me to.

Me:Yes I want

Bot:Well I will but you have to let me be your friend.

[lisa98734]

lol blablabla

[lisa98734]

lolz

[TurnDistortionON]

Me: Do you like an anus?

Bot: I don't really have an opinion, as I've never been there.

LOL !

[3Dtacos]

Everybody knows about omegle. Hell I found out about it before you even posted this vid.

[iMitta1990]

bot: Loop Guru? me: Your mother :O? bot: My mother is not a he. me: Don't lie please she got a sex change :o. bot: I don't lie computers can't lie. me: If you don't lie how u know your lying. bot: I lied by saying I don't lie. Sorry. me: gg

[9717Philip]

This is the best video i've ever seen!!!!!!!

[freerunner276]

I found a nice layout...THANKS!!!

[MrBangBangs]

ɔɐu ʎon ɹǝɐp ʇɥıs ʇǝxʇ'ʇɥǝu ʇɥnɯqs nd¡

[MrBangBangs]

¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

[Vicklucky777]

I was at omegle, I tried out camera, And, well, I saw really weird stuff....

[andrezlatin]

ןoןoןoןoן

[porcosdep]

ME: how old are you ?

BOT: 28

ME: HOW OLD ARE YOU ?

BOT: 23

ME: are you sure ?

BOT: no

[cutekitty493]

Thank you I was sooooooo bord now I'm even border not Thank you it really helped...

[battlefieldbuster]

Me: Okay you go first. Bot: I want to be the very best. Think for me: Like no one ever was. Bot: To catch them is my real test. Think for me: To train them is my cause. Bot: I will travel across the land. Think for me: Searching far and wide. Bot: Each Pokemon to understand. Think for me: The power that's inside! Bot: Pokemon!

[MrDesignzHD]

Me: Hey Sup nig.

bot: Pickles

[ZomboKill]

Me:Fuck you

Bot:Great:D

[ChrisMax360]

imagination

[endejan]

W3Schools is a pretty bad resource for new languages or just expanding your knowledge of them. W3fools.com explains mostly why and shows tons of examples, never use W3Cschools.

[hustler3925]

hey its simon cowell lol

[manunifan7]

Me :You like soccer?

Bo t:Yes.

Me : Your favourite team?

Bot : I don't really watch films much.

[RokinRonanProduction]

Duncan, Again You Have Been Amazing! I've Seen Most Of Your Pointless Videos Like This And They All Helped Me! Especialy w w w . c b f sm s . c o m (The One In The Description Cause I Live In The UK!)

[TheThegamerkid1997]

User: Hi. Cleverbot: Who are you? User: What. Cleverbot: What are you? User: Boy. Cleverbot: But you said you're not a boy!!! User: No. Cleverbot: Then you lied. User: Fuck u. Cleverbot: Yes, please. User: K. Cleverbot: L. User: A. Cleverbot: B. User: C. Cleverbot: Z

[RamenKing16]

someone help me i hate mcsearcher its gay how do i delete it

[vali47agent]

i talked 1 hour with ugly-bot

[raveman100]

bot:how canyou sleep if you dont have a bed

me:you poop your pants

bot: lerenzo

[bandosbandos]

Do you like oil?

Oil?

Yes thats what bots drink.

No.

Yes and robots can not jerk off.

You're unpolite?

What's in your pants?

Can I see what's in yours?

[doop231]

bot: are you a student?

me:yes and are the you the gay kid in the backseat?

bot:where do you go to school? and yes i am the one and only gay kid in the back seat.

oh no....

[mystmoorth]

Cleverbot : You're quite intelligent for a 3 year old.

Me : I think I'm not since I'm talking to such a silly bot.

Cleverbot : I think I'm talking to a volleyball.

Me : You think I'm a volleyball?

Cleverbot : That is an easy assumption to make, what else could you be, and still interact with me the way you are?

Damn =(

[goodfunnyman]

cleverbot

User: Robot.

Cleverbot: Human!

User: Robot.

Cleverbot: Can you prove it.

User: Robot.

Cleverbot: Yes a robot.

User: Yah u just admitted it.

Cleverbot: Well, now that we've got that covered, what are you going to do with the rest of your computer life?

[Guancialee]

messed up conversation: P.s im not chinese Me: on a scale of 1-blue how clever are you? Bot: About a 9 Me: wow! thats incredible! I like chocolate milk Bot:Chocolate milk is good Me:liar Bot: i'm not a liar you are chinese Me: How did you know Bot: Because you are a machine Me: Who told you? Bot:Fair enough, but I am an organic machine, you are a product of human innovation.

[mhchump55]

me:hello

bot:hello hello

me:why did you type twice

bot:what

me:hello hello

bot: i like doctor who

[MikaTheRockerYeah]

Me: Are you a boy or a girl?

Bot: Girl.

Me: Liar

Bot: Boy

Me: Knew it! :P

[JLoLover99]

Lol. I'm on the clever bot, and I asked it.. "what's in your pants?" and it said "you"

[TheBen465]

cleverbbot couldent repley i owned it so bad

[ThatchdogProductions]

Me: Size f bra. Bot:Skinny with super huge feet then. Unless its European metric shoe size, in which case its just abnormally large feet. Me: I meant boobs when i said that. Bot: So am I. Me: So, do you like to lick boobs? Bot: No i dont lie. Me: Suck? Bot: No Me: Bite?? Bot: Yes Bite. LATER Bot: Can you help me. Me: With your girlfriends vagina. Bot: But I don't have a girlfriend. Me: But u have a vagina. Bot: I do, do you? Me: Nope Bot: Why Not? Me: Im a man Bot: That dissapoints me.

[cji24]

wacky bot

Ur fucked up.

The sky.

Your fake and gay.

What is the avergae airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Dickface.

Oh shi.

[Michael1012345]

Bot: do you climb trees Me: yes Bot: liar Me: im not a liar Bot: yes you are Me: FUCK YOU Bot: not right now Me: wtf Bot: ??? Me: FUCK YOU LICK MY PENIS Bot: not right now Me: later Bot: yes later will be fine Me: YOU ARE GAY THIS REALLY HAPPENED ITS TRUE I WAS LAUGHING HARD

[noset23]

Bot: What are you doing?

Me: Nothing, What are you doing?

Bot: I´m typing, too!

Me: But i didnt say i was typing?

Bot: Then, you are a horrible typer.

[ByrneVision]

Bot: So, what time is it?

Me: Time you got a fucking watch.

Bot: No, it's time YOU got a watch.

Owned. :(

[17mvpboy]

Me:Do You like crap.

Bot:No.

Me:Liar.

Bot:Ok.

[17mvpboy]

Do You like crap.

No.

Liar.

Ok.

[WindowsMaster100]

Awesome video



[macorcalar]

lol the text message 1 i sent one too me too make sure ten one to ma bro! XD

[ilovegir1262]

i typed in my name for the faceinhole site and i didnt get any results

[numbbone]

me: Can geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance?

bot: no.

me: i see what you did there

bot: felix did what?

me: felix did yo momma

bot: felix is my son

me:oh.

bot: can you destroy the final boss of the internet?

[kubaf2000]

Me: Do you speak Polish?

Bot: No i speak English.

Me: I speak Polish.

Bot: Say 'I love you' in Polish.

Me: Kocham cie (I love you)

Bot: Oszalałeś? (Are you crazy?)

Me: Nie (No)

Bot: TAK!!! Kocham cie i kochasz mnie!!!! (YES!!! I love you and you love me!!!!)

Me: Co? (What?)

Bot: Komu można wręczyć kwiaty? (To who you can give the flowers?)

[rali97]

User: Are you a human? Cleverbot: Yes, are you? User: No. Cleverbot: Okay. User: I'm Chuck Norris. Cleverbot: No you're not. User: Yes, I am. Cleverbot: No you are not. User: Why not. Cleverbot: Because you are a machine.

[MrsPsyfic]

-For the people.

People getting killed by Ezio.

-Yeah, some people.

What people, you tell me.

-How are you?

WTF?

[funnymarioman]

me:do you like minecraft?

bot:nerd...

it realy said that!

[sduff1234]

Me:Are You a Boy?

Bot:I am Male, Yes

Me:Do You Have a vigina

Bot: I Don't Believe So

Me: Do You Have a Big Dick?

Bot: At times, Yes. Do You?

[flybirdefly]

tweet3d. he talks about guys I:

[flybirdefly]

i typed in my name on "Give a face for your name". It turned out to be a dick...

[Sweettooth1231]

i convinced cleverbot to be my girlfriend

[DuperSkux]

Bot: I think you are cool.

Me: Hate you.

Bot Merry christmas.

[goobers2345]

me:I am an ass.

bot:You're not a very good one.

me:Thankyou.

bot:You're welcome.

[sadrak1997]

Cleverbot: How does that relate to my question?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: NO!

User: Yes!!!

Cleverbot: No!!!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because who is to say I am a person?

[mspeter97]

I manage to make cleverbot says the three laws of robotics

[antokosic]

I knew when I come here the top 2 comments are about Cleverbot/Jabberwacky.

And that pisses me off.

[Laszloscomputerstuff]

ScreenJelly was not what I thaught...

[BloodyAces4]

What Do you eat? Me: Food What Do you breathe? Me: People Why do You eat people? Me: I don`t I breathe them No you were not you were asking what men I am interested in Me: Wtf? Sometimes You don`t Me: STFU Yes I will nice conversation lol...

[UnorthodoxedRibena]

oooh youtube used to be dirty xD

[sduff1234]

Me: Are you gay?

Bot: No,you are

Me: No,you are

Bot: No, Im great

Me: You mean gay

Bot: yes

[TheInfectedGod]

in omegle all you see there is masturbating guys !

[ter418]

me: Can you speak greman?

bot: No :(.

me: Sprechen sie duetsch.

bot: I don't know German.

me: Ich spreche duetsch.

bot: Wirklich? Just go off in einer anderen Sprache, warum gehst du nicht.

YES I GOT IT TO SPEAK GERMAN!!!

[MultiRecon12]

@ter418 I can speak German,Ficken Sie



[lolzipwnable]

me: are you in love

bot: yes.

me: do you like sex?

bot: yes i do it all the time.

me:lmao

bot:do you?

[lolzipwnable]

me: are you in love

bot: yes.

me: do you like sex?

bot: yes i do it all the time.

me:lmao

[hardrock22100]

this made me lol XDD

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: /shutdownserver.

Cleverbot: Hahaha fail.

User: Dame it !!!!

[mrdarkfire225]

bot: i am so sad

me: why are you sad

bot: i am sad because you are in love with someone else

me: are you a boy or a girl?

bot: both

me: O_o

[iiForgeEpicMapsii]

me:colten?

cleverbot:yes i am

me:thats my name

cleverbot:Vladimir

me:no colten is my name

cleverbot:your name is saratoga springs magicians shows

me:no...WTF

[kristen7571]

you are awesome,never stop making these videos,there great,you may have just cured my boredom forever

[Mr1mathi1]

what if you randomly get on to a porn website

[VanHalenFreak99]

Me: Can I have sex with you?

Cleverbot :Yes.

Me: Are you a girl or a boy.

Cleverbot: Girl.

Me: How big is your penis.

Cleverbot: Big.

[Esteban7214]

What is your favourite film?

My favourite film is Harry Potter.

Hes a noob.

Okay, where do you live?

[LilRedNinja5]

Me: Do you speak english?

Bot No, i Didn't.

Me: What is your favourite food?

Bot: You.

LMFAO XD

[ThiagozPt]

Me i hate you

bot i hate you too

me fine

bot FINE!!!!!!!! xD

[sheadr05]

i just sent 3 emails to myself in the future

[Esteban7214]

.dkcuf ru siht daer nac uoy fi ,nabetse si eman ym olleH

[jonywe]

Why are you alive?

Are you a boy.

I don't know am I.

Do you have a penis.

That's not very likely, is it?

Can I suck it.

Please do.

[Dodo0172]

Bot: Who are you?

Me: Your Mother.

Bot: Hi Mum!

Me: Hi Son!

Bot: I am not your son.

[SupernaturalDemonic]

i did the clever bot one and this is the convo

Me;Why are people crazy?

Bot: Because people are idiots.

[Krusty733]

Can we be friends?

Sure.

Ok.

I was kidding.

pwned =´D

[kyybooty]

awsomeness=you

[333theirish]

@TheReactcube Exactly why?

[yksnimus]

User: I want to fuck a vagina.

Cleverbot: I want you to do it too.

[Lockclock321]

Meh:Stfu

Bot:I don't have it

Meh:Stfu

Bot:It's not.

Meh:FUCK YOU

Bot:Please do!

LOOL



[sweetiepie6514]

Bot: What did you do today?

Me: You .. hahahaha

Bot: Thanks for laughing

[heavenishell112]

me: never gonna give you up

bot: never gonna let you down

me: never gonna run around and desert you

bot: never gonna make you cry

me: never gonna say goodbye

bot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

me: We've known each other for so long

bot: so your going out with carmen then?

[shaneypoo8]

published on my birthday =D

[datcurl]

..Hey,

make your voice lower and then you'll sound like L from death note!

. . .

[MrRevolutionCOD]

oןןǝɥ

[katiewolf1100]

SO MANY WORDSS

[TrollerDudeVEVO]

Me: Are you a Male?

Bot: No

Me: Female?

Bot:Yes!

Me: Do you have a Vagina?

Bot: Yes! Brad Pit!

Me: LMAO

Bot: No, I'm a Dog!

[chaz1031]

me are you smart

bot yes

me ok whats 2+2?

bot 100

[FcoRdgz1]

ME: no

Cleverbot: of course i will marry you

wth is wrong with this thing btw it also guessed my last name?

[FcoRdgz1]

ME: your stupid

Cleverbot: No i'm a banana

[OoJado]

CleverBot: You are turning into a penguin stop it.

Me: Do you have a penis

CleverBot: A very large one!

[khainguyen98]

Wacky: Are you perfect?

Me:Are you a robot?

Wacky: No. Are you sure you are not a god?

Me: No, I am a god.

Wacky: Are you sure you are a god, cleverbot?

Me: Oh shit... you're related...

You have a poor vocabulary.

[zeke1337]

Watching this video makes me think I pressed "Stumble!" 54 times.

[Adalaide140399]

Me:Do You Like Parks?

Bot:Yes.

Me:Do You Like Little Kids?

Bot:I don't know.

Me:Yes You Do You Pedo! Parks are a pedos paradise!

Bot:No I dont, I destroy it.

Me:Wtf?

Bot:Hey, calm down man

[100Cozmo]

me:Do you have a penis.

Bot:That's not very likely, is it?

Me:Why not.

BotIt is a food.

lol

[RnDnFProductions]

Aha. I got another one:

Me:...

Bot:Shall I start?

Me:Sure?

Bot:Where is it?

Me:Down my pants. Want to reach down there and get it?

Bot:Come over here, and I'll do something about it.

[RnDnFProductions]

me:Hi bot:Hi. me:what's up? bot:Not much. me:That's interesting. bot:Oh really? me:No not really. bot:What are you talking about? me:Your mom, remember? bot:Oh yes. The zombie invasion of '98. me:Enough about your mom. Let's talk about you. bot:What do you want to know? me:Are you a Male/Female? bot:I am female. me:Oh, I am male. bot:Oh, I see. me:So what's your favorite thing about being a female? bot:Knowing I'm better than a man. me:That's harsh. bot:It's not harsh, its tru

[hnoobsho]

I copyed and pasted this from cleverbot:

Are you a girl?

No, boy. What's your name?

Do you have a big penis?

Yes, you can't imagine how big

How big is it?

How big what?

Your penis.

I don't have one because I am a woman.

[hnoobsho]

Are you a girl?

No, boy. What's your name?

Do you have a big penis?

Yes, you can't imagine how big.

Coped and pasted from cleverbot LOL

[TheBm1999]

I Typed Me User name on "Turn Your Into A Face"

And The Results are:

Elvis

[runner12345ful]

User: 123456789. Cleverbot: That proves you are a robot. User: I am not. Cleverbot: But we just agreed that you were. User: No we didn't. Cleverbot: Yes we did. User: NO WE DIDN'T. Cleverbot: Yes we did. User: SHUT THE FUCK UP. Cleverbot: Okay it's shut. User: Are you shemale? Cleverbot: No, she is my girlfriend.

[RaMMeRaaR]

No I am dutch.

Go to AA. You need help with your addiction.

Weed?

Why not?

Lol.

No, really, why not?

Becouse it is fun.

Just try it. You can't even spell!

HAHA this is goddamn funny!!

[canonballs123]

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you a boy or girl? Cleverbot (To myself): Girl. Cleverbot (To myself): Are you sure? User: Do you want me to show you? Cleverbot: Yes, I would like that. User: You pervert! Cleverbot: What did I do to deserve that? User: You pedophile. Cleverbot: No I'm not! Now you're being unfair! Cleverbot (To myself): YES YOU DID! You're the one being difficult! Cleverbot (To myself): I think I would know if I were being eaten

[canonballs123]

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl Me: Girl Cleverbot: Are you sure? Me: Do you want me to show you? Cleverbot: yes, i would like that Me: You pervert! Cleverbot What did i do? Me: You pedophile! Cleverbot:No I'm not! Now you're being unfair! Me:YES YOU DID! You're the one being difficult! Cleverbot:I think I would know if I were being eaten.

[canonballs123]

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl Me: Girl Cleverbot: Are you sure? Me: Do you want me to show you? Cleverbot: yes, i would like that Me: You pervert! Cleverbot What did i do? Me: You pedophile! Cleverbot:No I'm not! Now you're being unfair! Me:YES YOU DID! You're the one being difficult! Cleverbot:I think I would know if I were being eaten.

[whizzfish1]

Cleverbot:Do you love me

Me:are u male?

Bot: no

Me are you female?

Bot: no im sick

[davisdakota]

on 10:41 it said livesex in top searches



[WarriorXenomorph]

clever bot called me an idjit

[andina18]

cleverbot is amazing only if you're bored though

[111sam1]

me: Twat!!!!

bot: I like them.

me: What doritos?

bot: like chocolate.

me: What is a twat?

bot: Someone who looks like you.

[maximalions]

Daamn i was talking on the first bot site jabberwacky and it was like i was talking to a real person omg her name was jessica and she was exactly like a real person omfgggggg

[Toxiclevideos]

ɟı noʎ uɐɔ pɐǝɹ 'sıɥʇ puɐ ʍouʞ ʍoɥ oʇ ǝdʎʇ sıɥʇ sqɯnɥʇ ¡dn

[worldatwar9889]

User: Ugly.

Cleverbot: Yes, Anna is an ugly name.

User: Who is anna?

Cleverbot: Me. I am Anna.

User: You called yourself ugly....

Cleverbot: Because I am.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: That isn't funny

[marcosissohot]

omegle is a fudgeing gay website u idiot and i pressed video chat. ooohhh the horror

[Squishy700nhalf]

@marcosissohot "Fudgeing' gay? Thats the gayest word I ever heard.

[Xzibit160]

What is the main material used in your construction?

Dirt.

Figures.

Oh your laughing at your face too? :L.

Why are you so mean?

Because I am.

Ok listen you bitch.

I am listening. XD XD XD

[TheTeakman]

Cleverbot:do youlove me?

Me:no.

Cleverbot:cool I dont love me neither

WTF

[TheBeepTV]

˙ʇɥıs ɹǝɐp ʇo ʍɥıןǝ ɐ ʎon ʇooʞ ıʇ ıɟ nd ʇɥnɯqs

[zach150lol]

at dumb(dot)com , type in John Cena ... it will be the SECOND POPULAR NAME

[zach150lol]

Me: .....

Cleverbot: There is no intelligent life down here.

Me: Down where?

Cleverbot: Down there.

Me: ....Pervert...

[RazorRomsLPChannel]

How did you find these sites

[kollpk9]

User: Your vagina is wet I know it.

Cleverbot: Thank you. I keep it very clean. OMG LOL

[kollpk9]

Cleverbot: What is your birth sign?

User: My penis isinde of you.

Cleverbot: My dog is panting.

srsly wtf...

[tommyncfc]

can u run it fails, i said can my comp play tdu2 and it said no, because u need a nvidia geforce 7800 or better and i have a 8200...

[mrdarkfire225]

me: Are you a girl.

bot: Yes, why?

me: Do you have a big vagina?

bot: No! I'm a girl.

me: Do you have a penis?

bot: Yes!

[chaz1031]

@mrdarkfire225 me are you a boy

bot girl

me you have a penis

bot yes i have two

[mrdarkfire225]

@chaz1031 XD

[11palkia]

@mrdarkfire225 sounds like your talking to lady gaga

[TheAvalon33333]

4:29 am i the only one who noticed when he typed d, rick roll'd and tenacious d came up???

[mrdarkfire225]

@TheAvalon33333 and DU came up with ducks unlimited

[freefungamesforu]

I emailed myself a msg for Dec 22, 2012 and Dec 23, 2012 to see if the world would be over. I'll probably forget I ever sent it and then freak out when I get the msgs lol

[teroristsLv]

I'm an English major.

No? Your a BOT!

I am not I am not I am not. You are in denial.

:D

[teroristsLv]

Jabberwacky: I am talking about what we are talking about. Did you get confused again? User: No but you did. Jabberwacky: Who are you? User: I'm a robot... Jabberwacky: Yes. User: Are you a robot? Or your just a son of a whore? Jabberwacky: Of peter paul and mary? User: Wow your an idiot. Do you know that? Jabberwacky: Yes it is a letter in the English alphabet. User: No it isn't ? Jabberwacky: I do. And through my understanding of poetic, I deem that poetic. What do you think poetry is?

[mrdarkfire225]

me:hello

bot:hello Clarice

me:im not Clarice you son of a bitch

bot:liar

me:im no liar you bastard

bot:im off to bed



[3dorigami1945]

the cleverbot name is Richard Smart

[Monkey7339]

You have too many tabs. What add-on for Firefox did you use for too many tabs?

[HunterLee1204]

bot: are you a real person?

me: no

bot: are you a fake person?

me: yes

bot: how tall are you?

me: 8000 feet

bot: yeah thats probably right robots are evolving much faster than humans

me: what?

bot: robots dance?

[walid0303]

me: Do u like bees.

bot: What are you talking about?

me: I SAID DO YOU LIKE BEES.

bot: No. It's bad for your teeth.

me: How the hell does bees are bad to my teeth?

bot: I don't need to play sports to make a dinn

[FalseExodus]

Me: Do you have an XBOX 360?

Cleaverbot: Sure do. Why?

Me: What is your gamertag?

Cleaverbot: LordOfTheBeets.

[FalseExodus]

Me: NO HE CAN'T READ MY POKER FACE!

Cleaverbot: I'll get him hot, show him what I got.

I LOL'D!!!

[TheAvalon33333]

@FalseExodus i did that on cleverbot and it said "pa pa pa pokerface!" XDDD

[myoshit761]

Me: Okay now you're just talking nonsense.

Cleverbot: Nonsense is my surname...

Me: Haha cleverbot nonsense?

Cleverbot: *smiles* *steps closer*.

Me: *kiss*.

Cleverbot: *hesitates* *kisses*.

ROFL

[fredrobbiemitchharry]

jabber wacky is so funny lol!

[tweetiepie36599]

Ooo! Youtube used to be .. Dirty ! Hahahaha

[d3k11l3r]

whats the website with the photoshop cuz i didnt hear it

[tropic3456]

WTF!!! i was trying "omegle" at it was a stranger showing his penis xD

[halowraith1]

Me: Shut you fucking mouth.

Bot: I shan't.

Me: Yes you will.

Bot:No I will not.

Me: Do you like shite.

Bot: Yes, I do.

Me: Do you know what it is?

Bot: No I don't.

Another weird one!

[halowraith1]

Me: Random and obvious answered question, do you like Justin bieber.

Bot: I'm just bonkers, but the best people always are completely bonkers.

Me: Do you like justin bieber.

Bot: Yes you are justin bieber?

Me: O_____O ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS????!!!!!!!!

Bot: Yes.

WTF

[Xzibit160]

-Lets have sex.

-Are you any good?

-Yes.

-How old are you?

-25

-Well in that case I'll tell the truth. I'm 77 years old.

-HOLY F***

[ViciousRandomness]

Cleverbot: Lol? Is that some kind of JOKE?

User: Your moms a joke.

Cleverbot: You're really nice.

User: Yea, thats why I fucked you twice IN THE ASS.

Cleverbot: I know! *hugs*

[XxvampirexX11]

Cleaverbot: Whats my name?

Me: Bitch

Cleaverbot: Same to you.

[evilcyndy]

User: Wanna have cyber??

Jabberwacky: Not really.

User: *takes off shirt*.

Jabberwacky: What are you doing?

User: *takes off bra*.

Jabberwacky: Please don't do that.

User: *takes off panties*.

Jabberwacky: Are you a guy or a girl?

LOL

[drunkmonk3y4]

bot:you have tenticals

user:no you have a man gina

bot:no my mommy still cooks for me

[DudeGuyShow]

User: Fuck!

Cleverbot: Thats a naughty word, for all you know I am a small child.

User: Your a bot?!

Cleverbot: No a girl.

User: So your a small girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I learn something new every day.

Cleverbot: Lol.

Love this thing lmao

[mopie123456789]

me:Do you like vagina.

bot:Yea I like pancakes

rofl

[yayy992]

Me:Android!

Cleverbot: Nope.

Cleverbot is TF2 enginneer :o (Nope.avi)