Suicide Silence: How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

[RockerrGurrl99]

My zombie apocalypse plan:

1:Grab weapon(your choice)

2:Grab family and run to car

3:Grab all the foo I can

4:Go to Alaska.(...idk...)

5:Kill some zombies

6:SURVIVE!

7:Write a book,movie,song,and do interviews...instant fame:)

[Jake45499]

Chainsaws and .50 BMGs!!!

[666Mrgunslinger]

austin carlile rules.. oh wait... uhm yeah

[cobainLvado]

is that a meshuggah t-shit?:D

[PgundCo]

You only live onces! Use the shotgun!

[Slipknotx1992]

i love suicide silence, but that was one minute of my life i will never get back.

[XxXKiNgoFdArKnEsSXxX]

For more on the Zombie Apocalypse survival, check out the movie Zombieland. In other news: Thank you Suicide Silence!

[HammersmashedTaco]

a cabin in teh woods? has this gut not seen evil dead!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Magget92]

good idea but u fucked if its airborn man lol

[Mastervideoize]

How to survive zombie Apocalypse

-Scream like Mitch Lucker, tthat zombie will not recognize you-..

[DempseyTheBoss]

@UsernameUnidentifful omg, you're back! welcome! Happy trolling!

[ShaunRogersRox]

Sounds alot like the plot of Zombieland...

[MiZaKaNaToR98]

I HAVE THAT FUCKING SHIRT!!!

[emokitteh1256]

hes hot :)

[UsernameUnidentifful]

This band is so emo, not only their band name proves it but they also have a video uploaded by Hot Topic.

Being under Hot Topic and having an emo name at the same time makes them super emo.

[MrCheerfulZ]

@UsernameUnidentifful LOL you think we care.

[UsernameUnidentifful]

@MrCheerfulZ Yes, you must care enough to even reply to my comment.

[NickyD740]

@UsernameUnidentifful you obviously have not been in Hot Topic recently. and you also make comments about someone just by looking at them.

[UsernameUnidentifful]

@NickyD740 Why would I go to a place known to be filled with accessories for emo/scene kids?

Every emo kid I see has scars on their wrists while wearing their favourite emo band shirts such as Suicide Silence.

Your opinions are now flawed as you're a Trivium (poser band who tries so hard to emulate the old Metallica but ends up sucking.) and a BFMV (emo poser band) fan.

[b3amz]

@UsernameUnidentifful ...There is a Youtuber called "Davedays" who has shirts at Hot Topic....

And he uploads music videos on how much he loves Miley Cyrus...

Also, tell the emo kids at your school (Or if they are outside of school, something is seriously wrong with them) what the hell emo really is. I would tell you myself, but Youtube is a bitch and has a character limit.

To make it short, Suicide Silence = Extreme Metal

Dead Poetic = Christian EMOcore

[UsernameUnidentifful]

@b3amz Suicide Silence = poser Metal with an emo band name

Dead Poetic = Emo's trying to be Christians when when they know acting all suicidal goes against their own Christian beliefs.

[anundeadWORM]

@UsernameUnidentifful what are you talking about, have you heard no pitty for a coward? its telling emo kids to kill themselves. fucking idiot.

[UsernameUnidentifful]

@anundeadWORM Yeah, that's job of an emo band.

Their job is to influence their emo fans into killing themselves.

Every emo band does that. Why do you think emos kill themselves over an emo band known as My Chemical Romance?

[LemurPhilipp]

@UsernameUnidentifful

uesernameunidentifful = fuckin idiot with a stupid username flaming bands cuz he thinks that it makes the shit he listens to cooler

his mum = fat ugly bitch with a overlip beard....

[UsernameUnidentifful]

@LemurPhilipp LemurPhilipp = A poser who listens to poser bands such as As I Lay Dying (emo band as well), Carnifex and Eyes Set to Kill.

[LemurPhilipp]

@UsernameUnidentifful

oh yea big poser bands....whats your definition of poser....if its fuckin brutal kick ass music then your right i listen to poser bands

fuckin idiot if you dont like the music dont listen to it but dont piss other people off asshole

they r as real as any other band in metal or core is....if you do music cuz you fuckin love to play then your trough and the bands you listen definitly do so FUCK OFF BICH i got no pitty for you

[UsernameUnidentifful]

@LemurPhilipp Poser bands are bands that pretend to something they're not.

In this case, those bands are pretending to be "brutal" when they're really not.

You want some real brutality? Listen to a band called Nile.

[LemurPhilipp]

@UsernameUnidentifful

that is so fuckin stupid...i only laugh about your pussyness normaly is spit in peoples face that talk shit like you...the bands i listen to are fuckin brutal....if you think a band is only brutal if évry member of it has long hair your fuckin poor

ever seen canibal corps backstage ??...they r normal funny guys and not child eating monsters like you may think

and if i belive your idiology you have to call them posers too what is clearly wron cuz cc is what youd call

[LemurPhilipp]

@UsernameUnidentifful

"real death "

[LemurPhilipp]

@UsernameUnidentifful

ps for me your the fuckin poser...why the fuck do you put your fuckin comment under evry suicide silence video if you dont like them ??? thats so fuckin stupid

dont fuckin open teir vids if you dont like them BITCH

[UsernameUnidentifful]

@LemurPhilipp I put my comments on every Suicide Silence video because I'm educating you emos, scene kids and posers to listen to real bands.

I didn't open their videos as they won't load, by the way.

[zackydean]

@UsernameUnidentifful Music is a free spirit bud. I can't listen to any shit I want. You got a problem with that?

[XxXKiNgoFdArKnEsSXxX]

@UsernameUnidentifful As I Lay Dying emo? Are you fucking high?!! You want emo look up My Chemcial Romance!

[UsernameUnidentifful]

@XxXKiNgoFdArKnEsSXxX Yeah, they are emo. Their band name proves it.

As I Lay Dying are just as emo as My Chemical Romance.

[HiLoBaKiMa]

@UsernameUnidentifful dude, atleast had you read 1 lyric of As I Lay Dying? they're Christian Metal.. rofl

and yeah your so "trve" saying to this kids what music to listen, GTFO

[LemurPhilipp]

@UsernameUnidentifful

ps: nile is the bigest fuckin shit ive ever listend to...so cwhy r they brutal now ??? cuz the got long hair and play death metal ? oh what a great argument....but 4 me the singer looks like a total pussy and eaven my grandma could growl better than tis idiot

or r they maybe brutal cuz they cot violence in the lyrics hm suicide silence got it to or cuz the criticise religion hm suicide silence does it as well or maybe cuz the r live fuckin brutal ( like suicide silence)

[LemurPhilipp]

@UsernameUnidentifful

...so hard to decide why a band is poser on why not... dont you think ?!

[himynameismikeysams]

*zooms in on mountain base house* meanwhile with mitch lucker..

[raxeon]

Why haven't these guys committed suicide yet? I'm still waiting for all the suicide to happen. Kill your selves!!!!

[Demonology16]

Goin into the mounatins eh? Remember to Limber Up.

[HateEATER69]

Call Chuck Norris...

[Lexierdnr]

I mean , isn't that everybodys plan ? It's not really a like... hard plan.

[YOg0sUn]

I have that Meshuggah shirt!! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[ljl68]

How ironic.. The Band Perry.. If I Die Young.. On how to survive a zombie Apocalypse video..

[XitzpatX]

gotta work on that cardio

[Daemon942]

Why is it that no one but the vocalist answers the questions most of the time.

[BigFootsMegaDick]

wait a couple days.... I would wait a few weeks before I decide to go out and about again

[0mfgitsmarv]

double tap

[2Dybdahl]

This dudes a Fuckin genious

[xxxxiloveemoboysxful]

ok if there all around your house and your guns and such or in the car....how would you get in the car ? O_O you didnt think that one out my frined.

[XxMu5icxX17]

ok how the band perry on the suggestions????

[Brutalmetal55]

I wish I can have a fucking conversation with ss!

[bambamboomboom30]

Check the backseat before you get in the car. 

[TheFreezone12]

@bambamboomboom30 nice zombieland rule, like it!

[TylerNOS386277]

@bambamboomboom30 he drives a lil Honda so if theres a zombie back there he'll Know. lol! he'll just drag em out the car screaming at the zombie "You wanna sneak up on my family!? YOU COWARD!!" Then he'd stomp it to death with the epic mitch stomp.

[Lukeybrew]

id just surround the outside of my house with treadmills...?

[DEAPUnderground]

@Lukeybrew Lmao good idea!

[DEAPUnderground]

@Lukeybrew Lmao good idea!

[babyben101]

Dude! Mitchs fuckin pupils are huge as fuck! i dont care what you guys say i know they do meth at least sometimes. i know i already doomed myself for hate comments, but trust me, if you guys have done any research at all you would know ALOt of famous bands live to get fucked up. There inspiration ban, well some of them, Korn, Slipknot, lamb of god, etc they all do meth man. trust me, im not sayin its a bad thing. i would personally love to smoke an 8ball with them, hate comments start!

[MrTheocrazykid]

@babyben101 dude i known mitch for years man and he does not do meth you are stupid man

[babyben101]

@MrTheocrazykid thanks bro. love u too

[babyben101]

@MrTheocrazykid by the way man your like fukin 10 at the most. something you should know about people who tweak is you keep it to yourself and the others that do it.

[babyben101]

@babyben101 but hey go ahead and give me stupid answers sayin how you know more than me about it. cuz ya know....im sure youve done more than me

[tacticalmoose69]

not a well thought out plan was it lol slow moving zombies yea they are brain dead all they want is ur flesh so they cant move fasr like l4d or some shit id raid a gun store and go nuts on their bitch asses then go from there lol

[xRAWRER]

Slow zombies? That's boring. I would imagine zombies that can jog a little, some can jog abit faster than others, but none of them would be able to go into a full sprint.

[IIcoolbeans420II]

DONT START SELLING OUT ONCE A BAND DOES THEY NEVER GO BACK!!!

[videoswe10]

meshuggah <3

[lovejon2death]

what the fuck is SS doing on a hot topic commercial.

[willmurderous]

que asco da Mitch ahora parece un asqueroso emo

[fleabo420]

Thumbs up for the Meshuggah shirt!!!!

[URAGR8M8]

That guy should be more concerned with how he is going to survive AIDS...

[msababy19]

yeah hes dead

[tacopeita]

MESHGGAH!!!! yeah !!

[MrBong111]

no your supose to hit evry gun store food store drug store and alcohole store.

[fcknutts]

heres where your wrong... forget your family. unless theyre proving useful (well bodied and able) and have actual skills and trades under their belt (carpentry, mechanics, welding, farming, military training) any of those are good. but, big bear sounds good. i know where to find you when im passing through ca.

[Youtookmahtaco]

@fcknutts he has a wife and a toddler lol, the toddler must have military training.

[morilinian74]

12 people would not survive

[coalasoad]

How to survive? hope u die slowly to them

[MrSIBONGO]

a fucken meshuggah shirt !!!!

[IRONMETALPOTATO]

Fuck my family. I'd use them as human shields

[TheBac0nBandit]

Can i please have Mitch on my team to fight against the zombies? Omg.

Mitch please let me love you.

[Drumma786]

He can't handle that Meshuggah shirt.

[dirtbikehero450]

@Drumma786 he wears that meshuggah shirt alot lol

[J0shnoxious7xx]

Meshuggah \m/

[89DestroyA]

While he's back in that cabin he can write the SS zombie ep

[ChemicalAtTheDisco]

can anyone please tell me what the song is called? I'm checking out some new bands on here and the song in this video seems pretty good :]

[imhumanoidbetch]

@ChemicalAtTheDisco You Only Live Once.

[MetalDeth777]

Jeez...these guys can't do anything right...

[illdragutohell]

It's funny..Matt would just have to get a microphone and some amps, he could blow the zombies heads off with his screams.

[ferociouspokemachine]

@illdragutohell Whos Matt

[Oscrya]

@illdragutohell Don't you mean Mitch? :/

[illdragutohell]

Yes I did, I always say Matt instead of Mitch for some reason.

[grassvalleystudios]

@illdragutohell You're thinking about Trivium buddy, lol.

[illdragutohell]

Oh right. :P I always get Mitch's name wrong for some reason..

[grassvalleystudios]

@illdragutohell Lol no problem. Shit happens.

[Shaggyhairedhipster]

The roads would be clogged/blocked with people trying to flee, getting eaten in their cars, looting, etc. Chances are you would not be able to drive very far before having to abandon your car. Vehicles are never a safe bet in zombie apocalypse scenarios. Backup plan backup plan backup plan.

[TheTankinatorrr]

Just read "The Walking Dead" graphic novels.

[XxlivexlovexhatexX]

My plan is to surround my house with treadmills........facing backwards.

So if that Zombie tries to get near my house they step on it and go flying right off.

[TheFlight999]

@immabosscore So true

[TheFlight999]

You see that shirt? THATS RIGHT MESHUGGAH THE MASTERS OF METAL

[leikersfeldt]

Good plan Mitch, but for myself it would always be the deserted island scenario, abandoned, maybe just a couple of zombies which my survivor team could take down, and then sucking up sun, bathing and growing lost and lots of weed + some HEAVY FUCKING METAL!

[metalmaniac243]

That Idea didnt work for Claudio Sanchez in Blood Red Summer... haha

[BrittanyRenee333]

Suicide Silence <3

[IllGetUInUrSleep]

Or simply.. read Zombie Survival guide.. ;)

[bushmh]

<3333333333333333333 ur meshuggah tee :)

[chaoticartist1]

I'd surround my house with treadmills and chop a hole in my attic just in case things go to shit, with all the necessary provisions of course.

[Twosdayy]

I'd find a tall building (walmart) board up the windows and doors with board of course and metal! Then i'd make a ladder to the roof, because we all know zombies cant climb ladders, then have people on the top as look out when people are in the store finding food and such. When the well is dry time to load up to a different store but safely of coarse!

[115xxxCeReAlKi11eRxx]

I'd steal a car, rob a store take food water guns and ammo. and never stop moving with people of course

[HahnFaust]

That guy looks like Andrew WK.



[kenziekandy]

Watch the walking dead and zombie land. It's like a survival guide.

[ChelleyFish]

He seems a bit too sure of this plan, lol

[tttkxq]

กูจะรอคนมาทำซับไทยให้กู lml

[tristieebubbles]

in the woods? but serial killers bury bodies there, which will rise and eat u.

[matt15917]

@tristieebubbles zombies can't rise from buried bodies especially if they are stuck in coffins....

[tristieebubbles]

@matt15917 old school zombies could.. duh!

[kalebxxx18]

U would think he would have a better plan, i would get a bunch of boxes of .223 bullets, get on top of my roof and just shoot away.

[1991GothicSoul666]

S.S SUCK!

[boniez123]

hahaha i love mitch!!<3

[ThePsychoPinguin]

Stay strong with Louis and his pills!

Greetingz from L4D2

[oTunior]

There Was No Zombie Killin'? TF

[xBleedinGxEmotionS]

That was useful!! XD

[BAKERxXxDEATHWISH]

thanks

[bvbgirlwright]

.....I needed this.

[ChilyCheezeFryz]

this plan is based solely on the idea that zombies will continue to decompose after reanimation

[heartagram4499]

@ChilyCheezeFryz shouldn't they?

[NielsHD]

@ChilyCheezeFryz Hey, I'm going to tell you a secret... zombies do not exist.

[ChilyCheezeFryz]

@NielsHD they could exist!!! its entirely possible for mankind to reanimate the dead!

[awkwebum100]

@NielsHD Actually, military scientists are being dumbasses and are making a new drug type vaccine I guess to keep soldiers bodies to keep functioning as if it were alive. Making immortal cells. So basically, there would be dead guys with live cells walking around, therefore making them zombies.

[tatoo190]

How to survive? Listen to Cannibal Corpse's "Shatter Their Bones"

[G27dude]

@tatoo190 Ravenous savages. They'll tear you apart. They'll eat your fucking guts and your brains!"

[SecretSepp]

@tatoo190 Cannibal Corpse is a pussy band

[FatFatSunnyy]

@SecretSepp Obvious troll is obvious

[SecretSepp]

@FatFatSunnyy not trolling bro I really think cannibal corpse is a pussy band :)

[killertas1]

@tatoo190 Fuck yeah, that's what I keep telling all of my friends.

Break them down to stop their descent

Smash the bastards into the ground

And when they're down shatter their bones