The Secret Strikes Back

[runner784]

Guess what Secret i have

[petinegro]

Nice parody of the Secret though I think the Chaser team in Australia made a funnier parody of it.

[LightTheWay2012]

This is fucking stupid and insulting to my intelligence..Whoever made this video is a complete fucking asshole moron, dickhead and if they had a brain they'd be fucking dangerous.

[dylz]

hahaha! thank goodness, all this new age shit puts me in such a bad mood. i'm glad this at least makes it seem more amusing.

[xnightreaperx]

freaking awesome star wars refference

[trekyz]

LOL

[GodPod9]

If half the energy spent on this unfortunate display of ignorance had been spent on its creator's knowledge of any subject, it would have changed the world for the better. Rhonda Byrne presented something affimrative for our lives, and the content of her presentation is completely supported by science AND religion; yes, even the bible. Perhaps the creators of this video will have a change of heart when the negative energy they've created through this video is attracted back to their lives!

[Cronos262]

Nutter! LULz!

[CrusadeProfit519]

LMFAO

u guys are sad,

probably have shitty lifes.

If u do have a good life ill tell u a secret

u have a good life cause u thought about it

but seriously u guys are pathetic in all honesty and withh all-do-respect this is actually the dumbest hing ive ever seen

[beachhouses]

These comments are so loaded, it's depressing.

[fxstcccc]

who were the sexual intellectuals ( fucking idiots) that came up with this waste of time?

[Sebastian1633]

hahahahaha, this just proofs Albert Einstein's famous quote: There are two things that are infinite, the universe and the man's stupidity, and this chick's stupidity is massive. Then again, anything we don't understand we have a tendency to criticize and ridicule.

[janejanejane7]

.....wow this was not funny......guys, at least make me laugh.

the secret may not new idea, but it's probably one of the most important ideas that shape our universe. HARDY HAR HAR! let's make fun of that shit!!

[newdeviceuk]

lol!the secret has worked wonders for me in my life aswell as many other teachings. I laughed out loud to this-it was done really well by people who have clearly only touched the surface of ideas that are potentialy life changing. Thank you for making me laugh here-I have just been given positive energy from this negative and synical response to ideas that even Jesus himself preached.

[DannyA74]

Jesus NEVER preached this. I used to teach this nonsense FOR MONEY. But after carefully studying my Bible, I realized how this entire movement is playing a role in hijacking the truth about Jesus. Don't quote the movie or pull out one line from the Bible. Study the Word of God for yourself. THEN tell me what you feel about the secret. 1 Timothy is a good start.

[dknows2]

@DannyA74 You're right. Jesus never preached this new age nonsense. The bible actually teaches against it. This harbors on covetousness which in stark contrast to what Jesus taught. He condemned the covetous (Luke 12:15)

[cruecollector666]

Fuckwits

[KANGAJAZZ]

that really isn't a good aussie accent

[LostBlackBook]

"Darth Rhonda." :-P

[Anianajustinlove]

'The Secret' is nothing new you haven't knew alredy. The whole uuuuuhh this is a ssseeeecret pssst is shit.

[trekyz]

Law of Attraction. It should be tested more with further experimentation before becoming a law. other wise its just a religion.

So it'd be the theory of attraction.

[abysmalvsmarcus]

this is funny, but people have the secret misconscrewed

[Nlrvana99]

advertisement barf just get a gf or br the right normal way T_T!

[selfhelpguy]

That was well funny. I love 1:10 to 1:20. Great stuff!

[lovechild872]

serves em right

[Zonbie33]

ahaha lighting his cigarette with the lightsaber!

[Felixjin]

WTF?!

[shadowoftheday666]

what is the secret?

[Sledge101]

'The Secret' should be viewed as a stepping stone to a broader perspetive, which comes under the banner of 'Law of Attraction', ie: You get what you think about, whether you want it or not. Esther Hicks is currently the source of information that people are turning to. Happy hunting.

[automaticAEV]

Power, UNLIMITED POWER!!!!

[Kingmen30264]

AHHAHA.... You Have To Read The Stuff On The Bottom As Well... "Cheney Says, " I Would Never Give Bush The Real Launch Codes!" " HAHA.,

[DbzmasterdbzNecross]

ROFLMAO. I love it when they all choke each other.

[dungheap123]

:) This is priceless!

[ZachMaxDaddy]

the lightsaber gag was prime!

[connorummzeromax]

death star wtf?

[howi6469]

I mean, the secret.

[Tammy2trueblues]

LOL, people stop seeking after greed, power and control, it will destroy you and I only say this cause I love you.. If you seek God, good things will happen, it's no secret, it's a choice!

[trekyz]

the secret, in a way is like Reaganomics. Reaganomics is the theory that, if the rich have plenty of money, that wealth will trickle down to the not-so-wealthy people. The secret is similar; it works well for those who are already wealthy and are receiving what they want. Their wealth and happiness will trickle down some how to the starving, dying, depressed people of the planet... (I thought there were some similarities. :p )

[dsuggitt]

Retards

[trekyz]

LOL!

[Bigcuriboh]

thanks to the "SECRET"... dark side.. XD

[marisabellas]

Watch David Schirmers (youtube) "The Secret" seminars where he took all these peoples money and told them this fake lie WORKS!!! And SURPRISE! the real secret is how the only people getting rich and getting things are those who have rode the scam authors coat tails into peoples pockets like her!! Oprah can pay it all back! And should! peoples lives are being ruined, their health, their money, and then Oprah and friends BLAMES THE VICTIMS! IF THEY GET SICK OR STAY POOR! such evil scam

[ashleynicole1989]

Penguins tired of constant narriation in the artic! lol sorry i have add to those kinds of things.. (scrolling across video)

[memama2]

Watch David Schirmers (youtube) "The Secret" seminars where he took all these peoples money and told them this fake lie WORKS!!! And SURPRISE! the real secret is how the only people getting rich and getting things are those who have rode the scam authors coat tails into peoples pockets like her!! Oprah can pay it all back! And should! peoples lives are being ruined, their health, their money, and then Oprah and friends BLAMES THE VICTIMS! IF THEY GET SICK OR STAY POOR! such evil scam artists!

[enlightenednihilist]

that was genius. i know a lot of intelligent people who've bought into the whole secret thing. but its just like the 1000 other things like it ive been coming up with my whole life that dont actually work.

[RexNunc]

bwahahahaha

[kush8978]

nice emperor costume and make up.

[Drego642]

"Penguins tired of constant narration in the arctic" LMAO!

[buddieG420]

i admit, this is deffenetly funny. but these guys are deffenetly being one sided on it. this "secret" theory also has allot of good coherent ideas to it, dealing with quantom physics, and the unified field. but i my self still find it hard to fully grasp and and accept, whitch is a part of my conditioned human nature.

[Eikinkloster]

"coherent ideas to it, dealing with quantom physics""it hard to fully grasp"

BuddieG420, you surely *are* joking, right? There is nothing coherent about it. You can't grasp quantum physics because it is *real hard*, and that's why they use it: since most of us can't really get to understand it, we end up with a sensation that there is something into it, when there is nothing. Quantum physics has *nothing*, but really *nothing* to do with wishful thinking.

[bochoba]

good nice, the secret hahaha just blablabla

[ThisBlondeGotzBOOTY]

LOL i wanted this book or movie so bad...lol but after a while everyone kept tellin me sum stuff it said so i changed my mind...this is so funny!

[wtfwhydidijoin]

love the aussie accent lol

[HowardTheFrog]

wtf are we??

[scottsshop]

or ney

[socommercenary]

wow can the secret work over the phone lines got this girl i've been calling and would realy like to have secret phone sex with her...lol

[Chuichupachichi]

A long distance relationship can work with a girl like her, only better looking and without the evil. Her right hand is "pretty"

cool. with a good grip too!

[123SUZY123]

Your brain obviously functions on a different plane then the rest of us mortals--Thank God!!Your creative ideas,production, editing, actors-all wonderful!! Thank you and keep them coming!! Some of us out here really get them!!

[MekanikDestructiwK]

Yeah these guys are funny

[boobajubba5678]

andrewpan2 heres a lil suggestion...STFU!dude ur annoying n like who cares about the third world countries.oviously NONE! cuz there not doin shit about it!so stop ur wha whain

[triondan]

LOL, we all need this! There may be some truth to this "idea", however, it does NOT control all in our lives.

I do know occasionally these things do "work", I prefer to think about prayer and belief in the Man Upstairs. It is PROVEN that Prayer does indeed make a difference.

If "The Secret" truly works why aren't All that have used it millionaires?

[id16hasarrived]

Because they don't really believe they can achieve it in the first place so it is not sincere that is why fuck ball.

[MomSmokesPot]

First of all not everyone wants to be a millionaire, that's why there`s more than enought for everyone in this world, if we could go after our desires not everyone would go after the same things. And yeah prayer DOES MAKE A DIFFERENCE because prayer is a way of visualization and affirmation, it works as long as you do it in a positive way. Plus the belief in the man upstairs is the same as the belief in the universe or the holy spirit, the name changes, the faith is the same wherever you put it.

[blackbook668]

I suppose belief and prayer does put foolish blind confidence in someone that life is like a bed of roses,

[marek0086]

HAHAHAH!! This is hilarious.....coz theres truth in it!

[tomboy1123]

uhh wats the secret -_-

[imtheone06]

the secret is, You create the life you have by your thoughts and emotions. You can manifest what you want by thinking and believing it.

[tomboy1123]

ohh....so its the complete opposite of school right

[LostBlackBook]

We could tell you what the secret was, but then it would no longer be a secret!

[tomboy1123]

uhhhhh so u dont no -_-

[sebdsouza]

loved it.  Your brain controls the universe does sound like something from the dark side.

[imtheone06]

as wild as it sounds, it's truth

[mittymoofan]

I love your stuff. I've read the secret, and this is not that far off. lol

Mittymoofan

[memblor]

very amusing video!

great stuff.

[4fred4]

The Secret works don't fight it my friends just exept it and live!

[amerikano]

I accept, your inability to use proper grammar.

[MaruaderNicki]

Lmao love the force choking and Jedi mind tricks

Hilarious!

[ninjawarriordex2]

ha ha

Hasta lasagna, I got my EyEs on yA!!

[animefan637]

xD i want the secret

[TrueLoveQuotient]

AWESOME! ~:D

[WowGenevieve]

they should have used the word "manifest" countless times just like the movie

[nymets3007]

the news scroll thing was funny

[edmame]

i've never laughed this hard for years! RICH writing. the jedi performance doesn't measure up to the others tho.

[AshieMTisdale]

I don't get it.

[PumaPumaPride]

The secret is this philosophy thing that if you think of something you want or think positive then it will come true, which is kind of like the force using it to move thing around and shit, and because who made the video didnt like the secret made it the Dark Side of the Force? Did you get that?

[gproper]

yup.i understand the secret and i do understand God says the same Ask believe and you will receive.its just faith.if you have faith then you can have abundance,but you have to work for it !!! oh and i gave u a thumbs up !

[AndrewPan2]

what??? so i gotta have faith to have abundance.......BUT i gotta work for it too. Then what the hell is the point of having faith!?

Doesnt it seem as though religion can be used to take away the credibility of someones hard and honest work by saying that they were "blessed"? jeez give me a break

[gproper]

Well first you have to understand what the meaning of fait is.

To commit oneself to act based on sufficient evidence to warrant belief, but without absolute proof[1]. Mere belief on the basis of evidence is not faith. To have faith involves an act of will.

[AndrewPan2]

.....right.....well im not religious so i dont really care. I guess what you just said is probably the many reasons why im not! ahahahha

[marek0086]

ye your blessed.....given the ABILITY to be able to work for the things u want....why dont u think about that!

[AndrewPan2]

ability to BE ABLE TO WORK? thats like the stupidest thing iv ever heard. No offense, but the reason i work for the things i want is because my parents hard work that gives me the opportunity to do so. If thats blessed, then i guess im blessed. But i ask you, what about those in third-world countries??? r these ppl god just forgot??? Religion (especially Christianity) is very convenient in developed countries.

[marek0086]

there are alot of people out there that do not have the ability to work. (disabled) You are one of the many that do have the ability.

[AndrewPan2]

OK OK, so is being blessed the work of god??? and if so, y didnt he do so for others??? If u say "because its gods plan/wish" then its not a god i wish to follow

[marek0086]

pff. There are no "other" gods!. Budda, Allah, Ra...etc.....its all bullshit. Well they do exist....there just not "gods". They are all Satan in disguise.......to get u away from Jesus....coz the Devil knows thats the only way to God.

[AndrewPan2]

.......dude, no one will ever know if "god" exists with hard evidence. Ppl can only believe. and thats where i have a problem.

[monopita]

LOL

[macolyis]

The Eternal is a just and righteous God. The world is cruel and unjust because this isn't Gods world its Satan's world, you are seeing the results of Satan's government and way of life. Why would a loving righteous God allow Satan to rule and bring all this terrible injustice and suffering? The answer is, WE chose Satan as our ruler and god. Eve listened to Satan instead of her creator and humans since have listened to him, despising Gods laws and loving sin. Sin brings pain, misery and death.

[BlueIceVideo]

alright macolysis true enuff...but the deeper meaning in this video is its just a satire....loosen up mate.

[macolyis]

If you have abundance you are blessed and should give thanks and share. You may think you earned it but God gave you the ability and everything you have comes from Him. Also true blessings are spiritual not material. The rich and powerful of the world are actually worse off than anyone else because they will get the harshest judgment. You should not seek the things of this world but instead spiritual things by seeking God, loving others, being unselfish and giving. Help the poor and oppressed.

[Bressal]

hilarious

[cottoncandygirl101]

hehe

[Tonyokay87]

nice lighter...

[celanba]

I like the ideals of the Secret, but this is really funny! It does seem farfetched when you make fun of it, though.

[dasceder]

strike that, the news anchor person is Wichita; Po is the emporer/slobo/perfectly aligned guy

[dasceder]

yes, he's a triple threat (kung fu, the force and you should see him make a fritatta)

[j0nf]

the news anchor person is Master Po right?

[dasceder]

kickass

[Hypokrites]

Lol.

[ebatton]

Loved it

[j0nf]

pretty funny emperor, haha..."the dark side...i mean the secret"..

[steinrobi]

Nice video ! (yee..1st comment) :D