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  • Mole(Hi there Joe Bartin!) HA!

  • this was a great joke, but the only great truth America now has is that he will be there one day.

  • @jackking1225 No Thanks!! He just hasn't done anything great and I don't think he ever will.

  • Lol

  • Instead of yawning, I was waiting for one of the Presidents to throw up, LOL! I totally lost it when I saw "the growth"!

  • 39 people cant handle Joe Biden

  • who else kept replaying the "my names joe biden! good god it speaks" part?

  • "I wish I had a wrist.. one that isn't made of stone. And a 20 foot razorblade!" Bahaha!

  • 9.5 point's

  • IT IS ALIVE

  • wwwdot666BlackSundotcom

  • hahaha

  • What's that mole on your cheek?

    IM JOE BIDEN!!!!!

    Good God, it speaks!

    Hilarious! You should make more

  • Good god, it is alive. Lol i thought that was a little funny.

  • It is alive L.O.L!

  • It is alive LOL

  • We don't f**kin want to assimilate with your poisonous ways.- signed Native Peoples.

  • ''I wish I had a wrist. One that isn't made of stone, and a 23 foot razor blade...''

  • They should blast all their faces off. Give it and the rest of the country back to the Indians (Native 'mericans to you PC guys) But everyone white on the entire continent should either leave or pay rent to Natives. Give it up, go back to the old countries.

  • @beastshawnee On the contrary, those ungrateful Injun bastards should pay rent to us for letting them live on reservations. Even better, they should get their asses out of the reservations and live a normal life like everyone else, instead they sit on their asses in their trailers and drink all day. They've had plenty of time to conform to society, at this point it's just laziness.

  • @TheOnlineCommunity2  Uh.... onliarcom..........you're racist underwear is showining. Go back to Europe and take your dead racist ancestors with you so our holy ground will be unpolluted. Oh take back your pollution from the rivers, the air, and your disastrous economic policies while you're at it. This country was beautiful before your people showed up. The fish could swim. The birds flew, and we drank pure water. And your poison alcohol wasn't an issue for us then.

  • @beastshawnee Racist jokes aside, you sound like the rough equivalent of a Native American hippie, complaining that other people ruin the world but never getting off your ass to do it. Millions of different people have conformed into American society from different cultures, unplagued by alcohol. And unless you live off the land yourself, stop acting like everyone else is ruining it for you. I bet you give Walmart plenty of money because that's the only place your broke ass can afford to shop!

  • @TheOnlineCommunity2 Like a said shill, you don't know me. I don't shop at walmart, and I'm a jeweler, one of the top designers in Atlanta before I moved. I see you don't deny being a shill. I hope hell is hot enough for you! If being a shill was the only way I could make money, and betray my country by doing so, I'd rather starve. I'm sure you're not going hungry. What's the going rate for shilling today anyway? 80,000? You think you're one rich racist now, huh?

  • Lincoln says "Hey I hung a bunch of Indians right after I signed the papers to set you all free." "No really I did. I did. Look it up." "What do you mean -what did they do?" "Uh, well,....uh...I dunno."

  • ROFL at "Im Joe Biden!" "Oh my god! It speaks!"...."It looks malignant, better get it checked out!"

  • not funny

  • I agree with Theodore Roosevelt: This video makes me yawn.

  • @doctorpsycho1960 thats not teddy first

  • This video is racists... u r a racist

  • @octoberboiy That's you Obama sheeple's excuse for everything isn't it? If you don't agree with Obama, you're a racist! If you don't like his policies...you're a racist!! Ya know what....if you agree with him only because he's black YOU are the racist.

  • @DJKD0gg I agree with him because of his policies u nitwit... money was going to have to get back to the government eventually no matter who is the president so all the Health Care haters need to straiten up.

  • @DJKD0gg That's fine, but you explain to me how this video is racist......

  • ........so if we could bring back any of those 4 presidents...they could solve or problems?

  • wow people gotta chill the hell out

  • Joe Biden mole = EPIC WIN.

  • I made a perfect video for all people from the Usa and why they can not go to Amsterdam.

  • LOL

  • There's not enough mountain to fit his ears.

  • MY NAME IS JOE BIDEN!!!! GOOD GOD it speaks!

  • seems to me America has realized how big of a mistake it has made..

  • @the2eyedcyclops -I agree...All except for his "followers". And he the audacity to pick on Bristol Palin...A 17 year old girl and call her accident a "mistake". He added a stigma to her situation and his followers and the Obama-media joined in with him. To them she was too young to have a baby but not too young to have to withstand the pressures and humiliations of their double standard attacks. He is Americas greatest mistake.

  • MY NAME'S JOE BIDEN!

  • all of you guys are prejudice i see and @ nobsamerican obama is a way better president then bush he's already turning the economy around and the value of the dollar is starting to rise back up so before u guys go making raciest comments i think you should do the research u egotistical assholes

  • @tim3bomb1 Dreamer, you know you are a dreamer Well can you put your hands in your head, oh no! I said dreamer, you're nothing but a dreamer Well can you put your hands in your head, oh no! OH NO! Take a dream on a Sunday Take a life, take a holiday Take a lie, take a dreamer Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream along...
  • There goes the neighborhood. Well they are the Black Hills.

  • i wish i had a wirst and not made of stone with a 23 foot razorblade

  • even though its right wing its funny as hell.

  • LMFAO!!!

  • Joe Biden ha ha!

  • Great video!

  • What's that thing on your cheek?

    I'm Joe Biden!!!

    Good gosh... It speaks. XD

  • Very creative!

    Wanna see Obama DRUNK?

    <<< Click ObamaSnippetsDotCom

  • I suppose one could make an argument for Obama deserving to be on Mt Rushmore, if you believe that every story should have a beginning and an end. For example, George Washington represents the beginning of the greatness of the US, and Obama represents the end of the greatness of the US.

  • ITS FUNNY IN 0:28!!!!

  • "I think I Screwed up."

    "Uh.... ya think?"

    The wrist line is hilarious, too. These videos are awesome.

  • lol! 

  • lol

  • To put Presideant Barack Obama on Mount Rushmore would be GREAT, however just having a Black MAN become president is F A N T A S T I C . Those of you who ask how does he deserve this must be PREJUDICE , IGNORRANT... He's a smart man and for sure smarter than any of your MAMMIES & PAPPIES since they have never been nor wil they ever b a FIRST LADY or MR PRESIDENT..

  • @msupallnitethevamp

    Heh, the classic, 'You're prejudice because you don't like Obama' line. I've never heard that one before.

    P.S - Don't say someone is 'ignorant' if you can't spell 'ignorant', or the word 'President'.

  • @msupallnitethevamp He aint black he be a half and half

  • this is fucking stupid

  • entertainment value......it was quite amusing.....

  • Wasn't Lincloln a big government guy as well?

  • Lol Obama fails again

  • Teddy Roosevelt was a dyed in the wool big government politician.

  • lol hillarous

  • AH...AH....(everyone) AHHHHHHH!

  • IT..IS..ALIVE.....

  • @IAMTHEDECIEVER George (in Background)=WE......ARE...SCRE­WED!!!!!!

  • people crazy. it is funny

  • MY NAME IS JOE BIDEN

    Good god...It speaks LMAO

  • You need an update. It's been over a year now.

  • "It...is...a-LIVE...."

  • the last part was funny

  • So so so FUNNY

  • ... oh my god, it´s ähh, unhelpful ... what!?!My name is Flintstone. Fred Flintstone!

    nice cut! - lol -

  • lol thumbs  up

  • hilarious.

  • hahahhhaaaaaa pea face

  • @Iloverobingibb4eva he said Peevish

  • I HATE OBOMA

  • i dont see what the problem is, I'm an Obama supporter and I think this is hilarious!

  • Oh! Not fair! They didn't add his teleprompter!!

  • Guess what, liberals. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RACE, AND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH POLITICS. WE WHO OPPOSE OBAMA COULD CARE LESS IF HE'S BLACK, WHITE, PURPLE, GREEN, YELLOW, ORANGE, OR WHATEVER.

    Don't make this about race -- it makes you look like you've already lost the argument on its own merit and are resorting to mudslinging to draw attention away from the fact that you are WRONG.

  • If you COULD care less that means you do care.:)

  • "unhelpful" lol

  • my names joe biden!

    haha

  • "Dear God, it speaks" LooooooL

  • HAHAHAHA THIS WAS EPIC!!!!!

  • I wish I had a wrist, priceless.

    Great sense of humor and much needed levity.

    Brava, TNOYF!

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  • Lincoln should have told Obama....

    "YOU WERE ELECTED, TO WHAT?!!!"

  • HA Ha so true.

  • BRILLANT

  • cmon ppl. this is a comedy.

  • Problems with English there, king?

  • so full of shit one star

  • How does he deserve it? He hasnt been president for very long and just because he's black doesn't mean he's better than any other president...

  • How does he deserve it? What has he done that makes him better than other presidents apart from being born black.

  • Nothing, he's totally unqualified for the job apart from being half-black.

  • @daviddixon1234567890 100% Agree. We're a nation that is so worried about being racist but we had a big deal about a black president. Same thing with colleges, we're so worried about being racist that colleges have to allow so many minorities in before they let whites in. Even if the white student is more qualified. Talk about racist.

  • @daviddixon1234567890 it's not that he did something that makes him special. It's that he didn't do shit that makes him special. Well....he didn't do shit in the Middle East

  • You do know thats the reason that he got elected

    For being Black

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  • @daviddixon1234567890 good point now that black and white people have the same rules and laws its not fear to give black people mor atention than white people ,not saying its badto be black i think black people are awesome james earl jones saved star wars

  • @daviddixon1234567890 not started any wars.

  • @daviddixon1234567890 Well, he's been there over a year and we haven't been bombed...Unlike when bush was in office.

  • @daviddixon1234567890 we are no longer in a recession. Although personally, i believe JFK should be on rushmore.

  • @DarPower1 JFK was very good, but if they were going to add anyone else it should be FDR.

  • not saying i dissagree on your opinion, but its now impossible to put obama on BEFORE george. it always has been impossible because george was born in the 1800s... barack was born in the late 1900s lol

  • The only Granite Obama deserves should be a fuckin tombstone. You ignoranus.! What has he done? Nothing. He spends more time on TV than anything else. Your stupid.

  • i think obama should be on the black hills

  • Interesting focus on stuttering, espically given the last guy who was president of the U.S.A.

  • Ha! I'm actually a fan of Obama, but this was pretty funny and really well done. People need to grow a sense of humour.

  • Copy & Paste This in YouTube Search -

    PROOF OBAMA BACKED KENYA DICTATOR RAILA ODINGA -

    And - - - Obama And Odinga Exposed

    I thought it was bad enough that Obama was Dick Cheney's Blood relative on his white mother's side of this very scary family mix of a blood-thirsty gene-pool.

    This openly genocidal Odinga is his blood uncle on his African Islamic father's side.

    Over 600 Christian churches burned by Odinga & Obama helped him with over $1MILLION DOLLARS in campain contributions !

  • obama blows. To me, he is very average. Now, starting to dip below average.

  • LOL! Whats that on your cheek?

  • Obama is such a bore. I hate the empty rhetoric too.

  • Did he died?

  • lol "My name's joe biden"

  • 2:11 so funny

  • lol 0:29

  • 1:01 " I wish I had a wrist..."

    Good writing for this vid

  • what does that mean? im not a native speaker you see :)

  • He wishes he had a wrist, so that he could slash his wrist and bleed to death, because apparently, he finds the fact that we have a black President so distasteful, that he is driven to commit a rash act of suicide.

    I believe that pretty much explains the comment....

  • Or maybe just a president who is such a shitty orator that it can literally be said that his speeches have no meaning.

  • BWAAAhahaha...and WHO would you be comparing speaking skill with? Obama versus...DUBYA?!?!

    Dubya Bush is a freekin retard!

    Sadd, really...

  • Oh yeah, I hate Obama so I MUST be a raging W-head.

    Go kill yourself.

  • You need to learn how to calm down, choose your words more wisely, and quit over-reacting. The word "hate" is much overused, and almost never really meant to be used; there are much better words to use in its place.

    I will NOT kill myself. I hope you will do well in the future.

  • Strongly dislike then? The facts remain:

    1. Not everyone who dislikes Obama does so because he is black.

    2. Not everyone who dislikes Obama likes Bush any better.

    3. You are a moron.

  • dude, he owns at public speaking. that's why he won the election was because his speeches are so convincing.

    Obama isn't doing awful, i don't get why every one keeps saying that.

    I mean, of course he's not doing absolutely extraordinary, but he came into office facing the worst economic crisis since the great depressions and he stopped the free fall with the stimulus package.

    he's been in office for like 6 months, give him some time. he's got 8 years of Bush to clean up.

  • Stopped the free fall? Great news! Would someone please tell my mutual fund that?

    Hitler and Theodore Roosevelt alike were great orators. Public speaking makes neither a great nor an evil leader. It just makes an already great or evil leader more powerful.

  • Perhaps I misspoke then. Obama is such a great orator that he can say absolutely nothing and still gain support from his disciples.

  • Yeah that's what I'm saying, he created this image for people that he would come in, make all these laws, and everybody would obey them without earmarks and everything would be fine. He did all that with a couple of speeches, that's why he won. And of course, it didn't work out.

    i don't think he's done absolutely great, i just think he hasn't done as bad as fox news makes it seem.

    I'd give him a B minus if i had to give him a grade.

  • Because these guys are so easily pushed around by the likes of Rush and Hannity that they're willing to openly cheer on the economic failure of the United States simply because the President is a D and not an R.

    It's kind of sad really. Just like those tea-baggers, people who are so easily manipulated that they'll willingly protest against policies that would greatly help their own lives.

    Some people are just dumb.

  • you're very correct. being a good orator can bullshit anyone into voting for you.

    I really just think the situation is that everyone thinks Bush was better than Obama, but really Bush caused the current economic state.

    Bush just ignored the problem and pretended it wasn't there. Obama now is acknowledging it and so people think he created it.

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  • Number one: we are not "tea-baggers" and I resent your disgusting insinuation.

    Number two: the policies we are protesting will forever destroy America.

    Number three: I don't want America to fail. I want Obama and all he stands for to fail. I love my country and it is clear Obama hates it!

  • 1. I'd say you're one in the same and many many people agree with me.

    2. Citation needed. You want to protest against stopping wars, providing health-care and economic policies that are meant to not only stop us from entering a depression but also contribute to our national infrastructure. If Bush couldn't destroy America with his skyrocketing of the debt, spreading our national defense and allowing us to be attacked on 9/11 I don't think Obama will manage it either.

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  • 3. Actually I'd say it's clear that he loves this country more than Bush ever did. He wants to update our infrastructure, raise our standing in the world again, make it so that we're not a laughing stock of health-care and stop us from being known as human-rights ignoring torturers.

    Thankfully people like you are the large minority.

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  • Actually I'm 22 and a senior engineer major in college. I'll be the one paying, not you ;)

    Here's what you're missing, we can't afford inaction. HC costs will bankrupt us yet you don't want reform? Isn't that hypocritical? The reason for reform is to cut costs in the mid to long term.

    The only reason I'm disappointed is because SP would be better and cost less. Also it's obvious by just two sentences you don't really know anything about this matter, please read up and get back to me.

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  • Yes, I'll have my Masters in a year hopefully.

    1. I'll have a job, I'm not too worried. It's the luxury of having a technical degree. You're avoiding my point about me having to pay for everything regardless though. Don't have any rebuttal for that?

    2. That's a red herring.

    3. I've read up, fully understand the facts and I'm not repeating GOP talking points (unlike someone...). Please educate yourself so that you don't have to resort to logical fallacies against a 22 year old ;)

  • Thanks for the comment, granted you basically admitted that you're outclassed in this discussion and resorted to basically an combination of ad hominems and red herrings.

    Please do my generation a favor; stop acting like this is some sport with you rooting for your 'team' to win. Learn the facts and decide on those, not what Hannity or Beck told you on TV. You, and people like you, are doing a huge disservice to the future of this country.

  • I LOVE OBAMA

  • You know who else owned at public speaking?

    Hitler

  • I know man. I mentioned him. Obama is the best orator since Hitler. But Jesus was also great at public speaking. So was MLKJ.

    pessimists.

  • 8?thats if he gets reelected and with the way its looking right now that aint gonna happen. I said it before and ill say it again he should not have been elected

  • ty appreciate it

  • "Good God it speaks..." LOL

  • online tea party tonight. 8:30pm thegopcomeback . com

  • LAW (Light Anti-Tank Weapon) anyone? Perhaps an AT-4, TOW, Javelin.. Wouldn't wan't to hurt Jefferson..

    (Of course I'm joking)

  • lincoln is next to him :P

  • luv it

  • LOL

  • MY NAME IS JOE BIDDEN XD

  • Barack, how did you manage to spend more cash in 2 months than in all the 8 yrs of Bush?

  • didn't you know that increasing debt is the key to getting out of debt. lol

  • he didn't. lol

  • obama sucks

  • Piss on Hussein Obammy, the fuckin' moslem.

  • lol

  • how the fuck you going to say Barack Obama is the worst president EVER?? He hasnt been president but for a couple of months....you havent even giving him a chance to fuck up....or maybe do some good amd from what i see....the ecenomy is getting a little bit better....shit takes time especially when you're in it so deep!-----by the way this is dye's wife (eboni)

  • dude im not tring to be mean or racist but people only vote him to be the first black,i like him but this just a joke.

  • LMFAO! XD IT... IS...ALIVE!! "my name's Joe Biden" Good God, it speaks XD

  • Where's TOTUS when you need him?

  • I am pretty sure you are going to need a really really BIG piece of "Coal " to make my monument .

  • only time will tell andthat only