It's amazing how this one part of this concert has stuck with me. I cannot see broccoli to this day without blurting "choppin broccoli, ah broccolay, a'booooooccoli". And when I do anything at or around my piano I start to sing, "Meow, meow, meow-meow!"
And I just woke up from a nap humming in my head, "... cold as ice.... a-paradice!" and had a hankering to see this video.
Friggin' classic!!! XD It will never get old! I remember actually watching this on HBO, then waiting for the repeat, and recording it using my 90's version of a casette recorder that I put right next to the TV speaker, with the volume up, but not so loud that it would overdrive during playback! I mastered that shit when I was 14. LOL!
@hitssquad It's a digital stage piano. The plug on the side of it probably goes through a sampler that gives it that sound. He's probably going for a 70's or 80's pop rock ballad sound.
I love how he can't keep a straight face through a lot of this lol. Cause we all know there's rock starts out there that act like this, it's so retarded LOL.
Im looking for one of his stand ups where he imitates subtle melodies on the piano that play on the radio talking about the weather, temperature, etc.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! I've been trying to find a good copy of this for ages. Best "song" ever lol "Once upon a time, there were a lot of people, but that was a long time ago" lmao
"She choppin', she choppin', she choppin', she cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-da-da-da-da-da broc-co-la-hah!" OMG Tears are streaming down my face from laughing so hard!
Ive always loved this. Sometimes I do the "Meowwww, Meow Meowwwwww!" at random just to be silly. LOL People usually look at me like, "wtf dude." LOL Cant help it. That shit is hillarious.
My mom introduced me to this when I was a kid. now I'm nearly 25. Went to make broccoli salad for tomorrow. This song came to mind. Playing it while I chop my broccoli!!
@IronicallyMature "Ha, he's kind of funny. He just kind of has a habit of dragging on jokes too long."
Interesting comment--not judging you. I kind of wonder how old you are, though, since the latest generation of young people are used to fast pace and shiny distractions--not enough time to absorb information or enjoy a moment. My own little kid sister began to dislike Spongebob when she noticed it sped up over the seasons.
She CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPON broccolaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
mnhproductionfl 1 week ago
It's amazing how this one part of this concert has stuck with me. I cannot see broccoli to this day without blurting "choppin broccoli, ah broccolay, a'booooooccoli". And when I do anything at or around my piano I start to sing, "Meow, meow, meow-meow!"
And I just woke up from a nap humming in my head, "... cold as ice.... a-paradice!" and had a hankering to see this video.
VideoMenu 1 week ago
@VideoMenu I KNOW! when I am in the produce section of the grocery store... if it is not ME, then it is someone else singing this song....
ylwf 1 week ago
This is my absolute favorite video on YouTube. Everrrr. It makes my life (:
schnennifer 2 weeks ago
I LOVE THIS.
musicaltheatregurl 3 weeks ago
classic
PeterBrucePhoto 1 month ago
CHOPPIN BROCOLLI-3
Dontcha know we chopping brocollaaay(;
meandstupid1 1 month ago
I love how he cracks himself up at around 0:18 xD
Darkangelrocker7 1 month ago
she's cold as ice...paradise..
lillyoo799 2 months ago 2
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lillyoo799 2 months ago
aaaahhhhh Greatest ever!!!! I love you dana!!!
trustinme26 2 months ago
AWWW MAN....I watched this with my Dad in 95 That's wild!!! Memories.....
luvlee83 2 months ago
I didn't know Dana was doing all these gigs aside from SNL. Thanks for posting. He's more talented than I ever knew.
ASeasonedWitch 2 months ago
Meow Meow meow
Tito13570 2 months ago
lol my math teacher showed me this and she forgot it said shit and we all sarted laughing cuz she was afraid she would get fiered
savedbythewind 2 months ago
@savedbythewind She should be fired if she was the one who taught you how to spell.
rockanboi 2 months ago
Friggin' classic!!! XD It will never get old! I remember actually watching this on HBO, then waiting for the repeat, and recording it using my 90's version of a casette recorder that I put right next to the TV speaker, with the volume up, but not so loud that it would overdrive during playback! I mastered that shit when I was 14. LOL!
PyrozPlayground 2 months ago
This is why people invented the television.
WhyHerandNotMe 3 months ago
broccolieeeeehhhhaaaa
GoDlyGaMePlAy69 3 months ago
Could Boots be Keyboard Cat?!
ichbifeuertrunk 3 months ago
He's so amazing.
chinchillamelee 3 months ago
That thing he's playing isn't really supposed to sound like a piano, is it? Because it doesn't.
hitssquad 3 months ago
@hitssquad It's a digital stage piano. The plug on the side of it probably goes through a sampler that gives it that sound. He's probably going for a 70's or 80's pop rock ballad sound.
barysnikov 2 months ago
*stars, please forgive the typo, I haven't had much coffee this morning lmao.
pattisgirls 3 months ago
I love how he can't keep a straight face through a lot of this lol. Cause we all know there's rock starts out there that act like this, it's so retarded LOL.
pattisgirls 3 months ago
Im looking for one of his stand ups where he imitates subtle melodies on the piano that play on the radio talking about the weather, temperature, etc.
agetro82 3 months ago
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agetro82 3 months ago
YOU MISSPELLED "BROCCOLI" IN THE TITLE...
* made you look...
stopstickers 4 months ago
I saw this first when I was a young teenager and I have never laughed harder in my life then I did at that moment.
tapkid02 4 months ago
I learned how to play this on piano just so I could sing this song. Hilarious...
AxlDiggity 4 months ago
Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! I've been trying to find a good copy of this for ages. Best "song" ever lol "Once upon a time, there were a lot of people, but that was a long time ago" lmao
FaeMadaleine 4 months ago
My friend just burped
babydoll4802 4 months ago
This is going on facebook
babydoll4802 4 months ago
i remember watching this when i was like 5 and it would crack me up everytime i couldnt stop singing it
BreakingImageFilms 4 months ago
Guess what reminded me of this routine......
.......I was choppin' broccoleaaaghh.......
RatPfink66 5 months ago
"She choppin', she choppin', she choppin', she cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-da-da-da-da-da broc-co-la-hah!" OMG Tears are streaming down my face from laughing so hard!
ballroomblitzkid1994 5 months ago in playlist Hilarious Songs 5
makes me think of foreigner's "cold as ice" lol
casperlok2dbrain 5 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
cupcake216878 5 months ago
My friend casually said "Cold as ice" while telling a story. Now I have to come watch this video.
kylespeicher 6 months ago
Ive always loved this. Sometimes I do the "Meowwww, Meow Meowwwwww!" at random just to be silly. LOL People usually look at me like, "wtf dude." LOL Cant help it. That shit is hillarious.
KritikalPW 6 months ago
After a comedian has been through the sketch comedy steamroller, it's too easy to forget that they do brilliant stand-up.
steveasat2 6 months ago
Every time I stock frozen chopped broccoli in the freezers, I hum this song and I can't help myself.
greenjoker713 6 months ago
so fn hilllllarious!!!!! Gotta love a man that cracks HIS-SELF up as well as me!!! Keep it comin fella !!! Ah---mazingly \m/~~\m/
MsStiffler69 6 months ago
I love it!!
MrJlt1243 6 months ago
One of the funniest men on the planet.
mikeyirish1967 7 months ago
There's a lady i know.... if i didnt know her.... she'd be the lady... i didn't know.
ajpoopieschitz 7 months ago 4
4 people dont chop broccoli
akalso2000 7 months ago
it starts to get boring at 4:10
royklein12 7 months ago 33
CHOPPIN BROCCOLAYYY!
xxMichelleLovesBTRxx 8 months ago 2
YOU KNOW LADY'S AND GENTLEMEN A LONG TIME AGO THERE WERE LOTS PEOPLE.....BUT THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
darkcanas102 8 months ago 8
meow..........meow meow!!! hilarious!
MoltenGoodness 8 months ago
LOL 3:40 is the best
reederrr 8 months ago
I like turtles!
spbapf 8 months ago
Lmao @ 3:16
NlightenedOne1 8 months ago
Thanks for this awesome classic!
laurenxo19 9 months ago
i lve this i cant stop watching this lol!!!!!!!!
randyortonchamp1 9 months ago
My mom introduced me to this when I was a kid. now I'm nearly 25. Went to make broccoli salad for tomorrow. This song came to mind. Playing it while I chop my broccoli!!
Mesatalia 9 months ago
I didn't know that Elton John had a heterosexual act.
TheDMDowntown1 10 months ago
this is hilarius thumbs up id u dont agreee :)
Duuuhhude 10 months ago
He could've played Dexter here.
Darkel08 10 months ago
Ha, he's kind of funny. He just kind of has a habit of dragging on jokes too long.
IronicallyMature 10 months ago
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@IronicallyMature "Ha, he's kind of funny. He just kind of has a habit of dragging on jokes too long."
Interesting comment--not judging you. I kind of wonder how old you are, though, since the latest generation of young people are used to fast pace and shiny distractions--not enough time to absorb information or enjoy a moment. My own little kid sister began to dislike Spongebob when she noticed it sped up over the seasons.
VideoMenu 1 week ago
Three people don't like Broccoli.
brain51983 10 months ago
I've watched this so many times it never gets old XD
jhalani1 10 months ago
So classic.
pandamonia289 10 months ago
YESSSSSSSSSSS
xxpurplepiratexx 10 months ago
I can't hear this enough! What's not to love? It's Dana Carvey!
valmart49 10 months ago
I can't hear this enough!
valmart49 10 months ago
This was our wedding song!
Yarndt 11 months ago 4
SO GOOOD
ibaneziano 11 months ago
lol!! love it!!
Zeldasangel 11 months ago
That was the most funniest thing that I have ever seen!!! Great job!!!
Liverpool99Lfc 1 year ago
Anyone else think he sings like Ed from Live?
CapitanHappypants 1 year ago
She choppin braholaahaaa
Apeshavenotails2 1 year ago
this is gold. Dana's hot.
ImaComedian95 1 year ago
Ya know, I never liked the sound of the Yamaha CP electric grand pianos.
Mikemaniax 1 year ago
"well ladies and gentlemen a long time ago there were lots of people..... but that was a long time ago"
dana's hot.
and fucking hilarious. I plan on working for lorne michaels one day.. and dana will be the first I thank.
JCiscoming 1 year ago 12
chopping brocka lay hay!!!!
11RandomVideos11 1 year ago
doesn't matter what's wrong, this always makes me laugh :)
HMK8806 1 year ago
I can't get this song out of my head!!
GirCait1309 1 year ago
She chchchchchchchchchchchchchchc
Texasgrl903 1 year ago
Ahahahaha choppin broccolAAah!
snowangle909 1 year ago
meow meoww meow meow lol
rydogg325 1 year ago
If never I met you
I'd never have seen you cry
If not for our first "Hello"
We'd never have to say good-bye!
rugburngarry 1 year ago
I will never tire of this- a classic- hilarious! How could you not love it?
blwickiser 1 year ago
I was 11 when this came out and it's just as funny today as it was then!
bilethezombie 1 year ago
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Uhhh. I used to find this type of thing entertaining when I was like 10.
OokieCTRL 1 year ago
@OokieCTRL too bad you're dead inside now.
duprade 1 year ago 75
@duprade hahaha, you're black hearted and have no humor left.
krissyladner 1 year ago 5
@krissyladner what are you talking about?
duprade 1 year ago 14
@OokieCTRL Glad to hear that. How old are you now? Eleven?
yatah 1 year ago
@OokieCTRL you are a cunt.
oipbhakeld 1 year ago
@OokieCTRL And your mom used to like children...and then you were born.
kanibus08 8 months ago
he could sing lol... :-)
trustinme26 1 year ago
LOVE this bit
raileymartin 1 year ago
Wish there was a "Love" button next to the "Like" button!
Love that song/skit ever since it premiered on SNL!!
PhantomOfTheMall 1 year ago
from 3:18 to 4:10 I almost died.......literally....... I was eating a ham sandwich and started laughing so hard i almost choked to death XD
kujo317 1 year ago 4
Hayl gyea
talrite 1 year ago
damn im 16 years old and i find this guy the king of comedy
wael1234567890 1 year ago 6
I can't even see broccoli without this playing through my head!
gloomygirl666 1 year ago 106
epic!!!!
Thepedromigas97 1 year ago
right on !!!!!!
purplequeshooter 1 year ago
I LOVE DANA CARVEY YOU ROCK>>>> lol
"Isn't that special" that line is tattooed on my brain lol.
cant wait till he tours again... :-) I really want to see him.
trustinme26 1 year ago
I LOVE DANA CARVEY YOU ROCK>>>> lol
"Isn't that special" that line is tattooed on my brain lol.
trustinme26 1 year ago
I LOVE DANA CARVEY YOU ROCK>>>> lol
trustinme26 1 year ago
The best entertainer ever lived....
fursatali 1 year ago 14
@fursatali One of. Yes.
bmalaquias1 1 year ago
I have this "Song" on my ipod. Makes me laugh everytime!
theraven1984 1 year ago
i <3 dana
nibargerswife51482 1 year ago
lol gotta luv him
DeclanFan1298 1 year ago
THE BEST VERSION
MrLaith05 1 year ago 2
This is one of my all time favorites
dpdault 1 year ago
I was just choppin broccoli and It reminded me of this song hehehe
pugluvr69 1 year ago
LOL i remember thing.. the best part was the OJ trial
weirdgrl99 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
XDtetraJeJe 1 year ago