So The Other Day I Went To The Grocery Store

[nyyank87]

This is my favorite one lol

[CuntrySongAndMegaman]

Why in the hell does nothing this hilariously tragic ever happen to me?!

[abt7217tc]

It's 1 am and I'm STILL watching Archfiend videos and proudly laughing my ass off.

[TheArchfiend]

@abt7217tc

You are a great American. Or a great where ever you are from.

[derektheantihero]

I can't help but feel this entire situation was all elaborately set up by the troop leader just so she would "get you to buy some thin mints." Hilarious, lol.

[Spl4shD4m4ge]

Haha, these always end with something about Thin Mints XD Funny as hell, but is that an inside joke?

[RuneBeast324]

You should be an epic storyteller :3

[XJVHS]

Great video! Nice work!

[tehmiff]

lol the jar hit his back and bounced over ten feet. You gotta make more

[TMIProductionsTV]

BEST VIDEO EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PrinzAviator]

You're good at telling stories.

[fearonthefat]

Haha I laugh my ass of everytime I watch one of your videos

[wargun1000]

weird i saw all that happen one time

[spider486]

XD i wonder if this is a true story, and about my comment on ur E3 vid i knew it was a joke and i was joking as well your hilarious man

[mmsbludhound]

Aw man, my injured intercostal muscles hurt so much while listening to your story cuz I laughed so hard... Anyways, you're a great story-teller.

[theonethatsurvived]

Archfiend.... I have that fucking simpsons poster too. Got it for 10 bucks at an arts and crafts store a couple years back. Funny.

[TheArchfiend]

@theonethatsurvived

I got mine from an arts and crafts store as well.

[likeashitremixit]

@TheArchfiend was this a real story? if it wasn't you're really good at improv

[Beritvonbrun]

YOUR a funbag archfiend

[johncena6002]

O_O

[Cocheese45]

I seriously have no idea how you keep a straight face throughout. We need more of these.

[roberts424]

I'm eating Girl Scouts cookies while I'm watching this. How ironic.

[wolfie766]

GOLD

[woody72691]

This true?

[oxe161]

God i miss these videos, it helped us see a lighter side of Archfiend, oh well it was fun while it lasted :D

[TheArchfiend]

@oxe161

Who said they were done with for good?

[illtakeit1]

@TheArchfiend bring them back!!!!!!

[BagelTanker]

@TheArchfiend I subscribed because of this. :)

[drag117]

7:03 he is trying not to laugh lol

[REPORTERYANICHOLSON]

You're a really good storyteller!

[wwefanworld]

@REPORTERYANICHOLSON yeah a really good one.

[mortuarism]

I started laughing, you're really good.

[XaneCorpProductions]

That girl scouts leader needs to go to HELL and never come back! She shouldn't do that! /{xt time you see her, arrest her for me! Money hogs!

[PolishRatEuropean]

Proud to be awsome. YOU ARE AWSOME ARCHFIEND!

[bigjake52]

So fucking funny, to bad its just a storry

[stavrosmike]

I have to admit that even though this was obviously made up, it's still a great story nonetheless. Props to you.

[TheArchfiend]

@stavrosmike

Thanks.

[konquers3454]

I hate when that happens

[TheLottoTube]

you smell like poop

[woobiehastelly]

@TheLottoTube please dont be so mean this could hurt eyes of young and old origin so please please. help. youtube.

[MrJoshuaSalway1990]

2:02 lol not even the closed captions can tell the difference between "Your" and "You're".

But they do sound exactly the same so maybe I should let it slide...

[MoonlightGTCA]

Poor little Susy xDDDD I love your videos.

[colenbrak]

you should write a book and do live readings

[shogunhr91]

Wow, your life so much more interesting than mine... True Story

[jeepheep69]

You, my friend, have a strange, strange life.

[DaRaginAUSSIE]

Okay. Obviously The Archfiend thinks of what to say as he goes along. Looking off camera and making up anything does not make the video any less enjoyable to watch and laugh at.

[blackscent]

Hey, didn't you say that in your car-wash video that there will be a new "so the other day" every tuesday?But i can't find that video so if you took it off, did you change your mind about that? or you just didn't feel like doing it o.O

[TheArchfiend]

@blackscent

I didn't remove anything.

[seethroughshit]

@TheArchfiend You really have talent Archfiend, coz if this is basically improvisation it is really good. So you just sit beforehand and think about the plot and let it rip?

[TheArchfiend]

@seethroughshit

I just turn on the camera and speak. That's all there is to it.

[seethroughshit]

@TheArchfiend Oh ok let me know when you are gonna write a book

[theamvgirlx]

I cant believe this crazy shit happened.

All this happened at one grocery store. God, Im going to America now and I will NEVER buy cookies there just because I want this to happen!

Poor girl.

I hope that bitch got fired!

[FireflySkateboarder]

5:29... walking OUT of the store??? with 10 german shepards?

[dodopoopinpoop]

OMG that was funny as shit!! I was on the floor, you know I'm going to refuse to buy girl scout cookies now. So some crazy shit like that can happen :)

[dinamitedylan]

I swear I was there when it happened.

[Monkeyradar]

I don't buy this story for a second. 

[SlipperyKnot1]

you could be an author for great children books

[BrickUnit]

what do you expect? its america, they blow up their own towers and blame it on towlheads

[LeahLeeDancerNC]

What kind of store has allows a woman to bring 10 dogs into a store..?

[TheArchfiend]

@LeahLeeDancerNC

They don't. She was out walking them when she passed by the store.

[KeyLowNumber9]

this video is funny as FUCK!!! it makes me feel bad for yelling at you in that video i made

[Luccifan45]

Such the saint.

I love your stories man.

[TakeHold0fTheFlame]

Wow. My life is complete.

[SuperNintendogamer1]

ok, i don't like you, but i have to admit, this was a pretty good video.

[TheSophication]

Haha I believed it at first

[pyrexo]

lol that was great xD

[667766667]

This also reminds me of your 5 year YouTube story video too lmao

[667766667]

Sue the old lady for throwing that jar at you

[bluedragon385]

ooookkkkkkaaaaaaayyyyyy

[CyrLiam]

Is this true?

[strudlekitty1]

this is such bullshit

[strudlekitty1]

talk about something positive for once. You seem like a real downer

[fluffsnuff]

thin mints for the win. I can't believe this heffer threw mayo at you! I love how you tried to avoid fatty-fat sugary snacks and ended up being bombarded by a cheeto encrusted blob. Oh Arch, I'm worried to go to the grocery store now!

blue berry muffins call though..lol

[swiv2d]

I hope that was true

[Explosion772]

LOL, I wish every time I went to the grocery store it was that dramatic!

[iszalgocomin]

Hey subbed to you man but it was only because i felt it was neccecary since you might need the subs later to take down those pesky youtube partners, In reality I have always wondered how it is like to be a ranter, and myself has seen you and other ranters on the same subject, so yeah u should thank me for subbing since u will need this sub in the future, i dont know when and i dont know where. But when the acolypse apeers this sub will stand on a stand point for your career.

[goffmen]

implying the cookies were good is when i caught on to your shenanigans... Oh You

[chocolatefuzzz]

True story? That's why you were looking to your right the whole time right? It wasn't like you were reading a paper or anything right? lol.

[TheArchfiend]

@chocolatefuzzz

What the hell are you talking about?

[chocolatefuzzz]

@TheArchfiend There's no way you could have memorized that whole thing man, I don't mean to be a troll but I felt like an asshole when I typed that. I usually never comment on your videos anyway but whatever.

[TheArchfiend]

@chocolatefuzzz

How much do you want to bet? Someone questioned this on my website live show and I asked for a topic and created an entire story OUT OF THE CLEAR BLUE.

To answer your question though, I DIDN'T MEMORIZE ANYTHING. I MADE IT ALL UP AS I WENT ALONG. Yes I had a few plot points made in my mind ahead of time but about 90% was filled in as I went along.

Please don't ever call me a liar again. That will get you no where and just make you look like a fool in the end.

[chocolatefuzzz]

@TheArchfiend Well sorry I intruded dude, I didn't know that you could do that. You don't need to call me a fool for criticizing your video. I wouldn't have called you an idiot.

[jonathon1018]

@TheArchfiend

he's saying you where reading a script, did u not fucking understand that?

i dont think he gets that just because its written down, it doesnt make it a non true story.

you both are retarded

[TheArchfiend]

@jonathon1018

*were

[jonathon1018]

I care so much about a typo.

You still are annoying as shit. Even though i agree with all your anti-youtuber videos, you're still completely fucking retarded. Correction of grammar to win an argument is a futile attempt in not looking like a fool.

oh and saying "*you're" after someone says "your retarded" on every single video isn't creative, original, or funny. You just come off like an asshole. Which you are.

Which i can tell by how you ream your fans for disagreeing in the slightest.

[TheArchfiend]

@jonathon1018

Typing "where" instead of "were" is not a typo, douche.

[jonathon1018]

@TheArchfiend

Yes it is. Maybe i missed the H key? You couldn't possibly know that, although i'm sure you think you do.

You replying with a nonsensical correction on my most unimportant and most unfocused on opinion further proves how right i am about you.

You bitch and bitch about the attention whores not responding to accusations made against them, but you do the exact same thing yourself! "That's just stupid, i'm not going to respond to that."

Same goddamn logic those other assholes use.

[DruudeOwns]

@jonathon1018 Come on bro, get off your period. S'all good.

[DruudeOwns]

@TheArchfiend I thought typing "where" opposed to "were" was a typo.

I mean, were is a word and all, but it isn't the initial word you meant to type in the given sentence.

[TheArchfiend]

@DruudeOwns

No a typo would be where you mistype a lettter because it is right next to the letter you were supposed to insert like in "pwn" instead of "own". The "p" is right next to the "o" and was typed mistakenly.

Typing a whole other word instead of the correct word by using a letter that isn't adjacent to the immediate letters being typed is called bad grammar. Nothing is typed wrong as it is an actual word so it can't be a typo. It's just that the users grammar skills failed them.

[DruudeOwns]

@TheArchfiend Ah, that makes more sense.

[sebastianhoward65]

@TheArchfiend LMAO, this was the highlight of my day sir, thank you.

[roji556]

@jonathon1018

Where and were are 2 different words with different meanings. Therefore you can win an argument by correcting that as it shows a lack of intelligence of the one who typed were instead of where. You show a lack of intelligence in the fact that you use the phrase "Annoying as Shit" which is uncreative and is possibly one of the most unintelligent things to say short of saying fuck every two words.

[Carnage1235]

I see you looking offscreen constantly. Perhaps................. You are reading a script?

[NintendoAtariNerd]

I fucking love you

[EaterOfTheSoulsdude]

Lol. I love this. You = best vlogger/ranter ever.

[TheGamerThatDances]

hahahaha.

Cheeto's always cause problems with people don't they.

[TheArchfiend]

@IMolestedYourSister

I'd be willing to pay someone to do it.

[BigJman123456]

Hahahahahahaha great story Archfiend

[luvscats69]

25 people missed the "like" button.

[shartdartfart]

i wish i was you

[bohrokking]

y do i get the feeling you exagerated a bit(wow horrible spelling)

[HABRADASHR]

man ur life must be filled with action

[iusethelancer1]

Sometimes I think you just make some of these videos to laugh at moron trolls that comment on them.

[hamsterondrugsno1]

WOW!.... what a douche! but i did laugh ;)

[JozhsterV2]

i thought u was a cheap dickhead for your youtubers rants but now i know your a funny guy and see why you have lots of subscribers

[JozhsterV2]

wow i subbed you to laugh at your bullshit rants but aside from your RWJ and shane dawson rants your a funny guy

[TheArchfiend]

@JozhsterV2

Don't tell the fanboys that. They want to believe all i do is make videos about popular YouTubers when in reality it's about 5% of all my total videos.

[shebakoby]

lawl this story is win. :D 

[MsDeemDeem]

@TheArchfiend...I'm not trying to be mean, but I want to hear your defense for this statement please. You don't know me, I'm speaking badly about you, and yet you say stuff like this. Are trying to get a response out of me by doing this or something, because clearly you are getting one. P.S. I know the reason why you keep talking to me is so I'll keep commenting and have to go back to your video, putting it up in the ranks. This is my last comment.

[MsDeemDeem]

@TheArchfiend I realize your joking, but thats a little creepy.

[TheArchfiend]

@MsDeemDeem

No, I'm serious. I love you.

[nefty73]

This story sounds awfully made up.

[olfomator]

This story is fucking awesome!

[rasengan37]

holy shit, you are the best (just for doing that!)

[shadowchris767]

@Everyone

UMAD?

[MsDeemDeem]

@Blitz1Blacktail1....So, even if it wasn't real, thats not the point. The point is the guy has no love for the world or anything. He has so much tension built up, it's sad. I think its funny that he bashes in Shane Dawson so much, when the guy is honestly just trying to help people feel better and go and have a better day. This guy just brings so much negativity; his whole purpose on Youtube is to rant and rave how much he hates these people. Theres no purpose or meaning there, just a mean guy.

[TheArchfiend]

@MsDeemDeem

I don't care what the others say because I love you with all of my heart and soul.

[Gamespider10567]

the german shepards didn't know it was orange dog are color blind

[MattGraeme]

wow, funny thing happened to me, i was going to the store to pick up some cheetos, then as i left i slipped on this white shit on the floor. when i landed i turns out there some girl scouts behind me and i fell on them. Anyway so this girl scout was trapped underneath me, im covered in cream and cheeto dust, i cant get up because i have a bad back and id just twisted my ancle, Some fat bitch is trying to pull me up yet was too weak, and the only guy who can walks around me and buys some cookies.

[TheWildNorth]

ha ha great story

[MsDeemDeem]

@utuber377 I don't know what it means jeeze! And was stating my opinion about the guy.

[socratesjr]

PWN the Girl Scouts...yo yo yo. Sue them and make some nice bank to buy TONS and TONS of cookies!

[sk8chrissupras]

Amazing story

[CVRipley]

True story! I was the german shepard! All of them in fact. Cheeos give me gas.

[hawk1513]

lol

[thebankaiking]

wow arch you must really live in a bad area man i feel for ya

[IAmTheSeanMan]

You're an ASPCA member then?

[rosencrown]

Everyone has lived traumatic experiences buddy, you think because you've been picked on all your life you can justify making such shameless self promoting untalented bids where your most popular vids are those which leech off of others Fame. Any publicity is good pub for someone like you .. WAKE THE FUCK UP YOUR PATHETIC you embody everything i detest about humanity you are literally a walking archtype * of fail ... Anyone? can we help him?

[TheArchfiend]

@rosencrown

Obsessed much?

[rosencrown]

@TheArchfiend um, your not getting it are you.. you sir are an epic fail on every conceivable front

[TheArchfiend]

@rosencrown

*you're

[rosencrown]

@TheArchfiend lol really? your really going to do that? fuck your a failure cant even keep a conversation not like i am surprised oopsey i made a type error better point it out! hahaha

[AMV6498]

@TheArchfiend

Do people often come to entirely unrelated videos, isnult you, and then rate up their own comment?

[TheArchfiend]

@AMV6498

All the time. I usually erase the comment right after they stop rating it up. Just as an F-U to them as they go "OK, all done. Got it to plus 58. *hits refresh* WTF?!?!?"

[rasengan37]

@TheArchfiend holy shit, you are the best (just for doing that!)

[charvelgtrs]

You must have a lot of time on your hands, or just have an amazing imagination.

[Zaranyzerak]

Clearly I've been shopping at the wrong grocery store.

[NUTnCASE]

at least you enjoyed the cookies

[mrpotatohead34]

must have been some heck of a day

[MsDeemDeem]

@TheArchfiend Sorrys business? I don't know what that means.

[Indecisive222]

What the phuck did i just witness??? i r soo confuzzled o.O

[barrettsalive]

it happend to a friend of a friend of mine

[MsDeemDeem]

@TheArchfiend......I won't do anything. Your the one who has the control of what your life is, and your the only who can change it. It is just sad to see someone so young....or someone in general, have so much hatred built up.

[TheArchfiend]

@MsDeemDeem

srs bzns

[TheDVDReview]

@TheArchfiend are you the zodiac killer?

[JohnWonYeo]

@MsDeemDeem ... what? just because a person doesn't want to buy cookies they dont want to give children education and clothes...what?

[Blitz1Blacktail1]

@MsDeemDeem This story is believable enough to convince some people i see...

Wait, what am i saying? It's a true story afterall.

[MsDeemDeem]

@The Archfiend.......You are a sad and pathetic man who has so much anger and hatred built up in yourself, you cannot simply do the kindness of helping a poor little girl because you don't want to get your damn clothes and hands dirty. You are completely sick and I believe if you don't end this hating, life is just always going to be as hateful and meaningless to you are you make it. That is all. Douchebag.

[TheArchfiend]

@MsDeemDeem

Or else you will ...?

[b09h]

@MsDeemDeem idiot

[utuber377]

@MsDeemDeem That was lame!

[IPITYTHEFOOLZ]

Now that's a shirt.

[somebuddycool]

*Head Explodes!*

[hundredandfour]

I concur.

[ilovelemonysnicket]

I love your little stories XD

[sqwrrlta31stest]

Happens to me every day.

[iszalgocomin]

Hoho

[TheUltraSuperAwesome]

"true story" lol

[gogomis1]

true story, im am the bag of cheetos.

[MrVideoGameMAN2012]

That was a true story, I'm an eyewitness... She owes me another jar of mayo

[brittonbful]

"Your an asshole" I heard that and was like NO WAY

[GiantSandles]

This is true, I was the fat guy

[KissingBubble]

@GiantSandles You poor poor fat guy :(

[Weazer29]

If this is true this is the funniest story I have ever heard. You should have called the cops on the lady though.

[Blitz1Blacktail1]

Great job... The story combined with the ending made me laugh... Genius :)

[Berati55]

This is seriously the best story i ever heard.

[RomeijnLand]

Inspired by a true story.

[ctagzfsx]

fuck i need to hang out with you so i get to experience all these shenanigans