MAKE MY MONSTER GROW

[TheDrunkenCelt]

The animation of it flying to earth is epic

[WebVManReturns]

VIAGARA!!! MAKE MY MONSTER.... GROOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!

[MrJackiewilliams]

Fuck Eli Manning, Rita's got a fucking arm!

[DeMoNFLiP84]

Rita is deadly no joke! Her fuckin' accuracy is perfect! Like throwing her wand from the moon to earth or to be specific pacific grove! She throws it there everytime! Rita puts Chuck Norris to shame!

[THNF89]

I yell this when I have sex.

[RaijinHanshi]

Oh Rita you made my monster grow alright <3 now it's time for me to show you :D

[ChristopherGerencam]

Throw that at my dick. Woohoo !

[AbridgedGalaxy]

rita was and is always are favorite villain along with lord zedd

[Gamescook]

Such a diva, I LOVED Rita. About the only thing about Power Rangers I can still like.

[Labcabin96]

scorpina and kim always made my monster grow, knowhutimsayin?!

[TwinUzis]

I remember as a kid, I didn't know it was a Japanese show. So I always wondered how the wand got to America when the Earth was facing the wrong way.

[AndyPVale]

She was so dumb. They ALWAYS got beaten when they grew.

[freakout16]

...ok has anyone just bleeped out the monster part yet?

[crustymethaddict]

i always loved how metal her voice was, she would a badass singer.

[ChickenRamen]

That's some toss :p

[cytorakdemon]

*watching MMPR episodes* Magic Wand, make my childhood memories... GROW!!!

[JarrodW15]

She's got great aim. She hits the same spot every time.

[hugjuffs]

Also, from 0:05 to 0:07 it goes ~3m/s. The escape velocity of the moon is 2,380 m/s.

[hugjuffs]

Also, its terminal velocity is ~8m/s. From this, we can estimate that it would have to weigh about 1/100th of a pound.

[hugjuffs]

So from 0:07 to 0:08 it moves ~4 lengths in 1 second.

I generously estimate the wand to be 2 meters tall.

That means it's going 8 meters a second.

For simplicity, let's assume it goes that speed for most of the trip, and that it goes in a straight line, relative to earth, to where it needs to be.

The average Earth-Moon distance is ~384 million meters.

That means it would take 48 million seconds, or ~556 days to reach Earth.

[XxComablackxX1937]

@hugjuffs

Are you really trying to make any sense with the wand?, with a witch, talking creatures, Dino-Zords, a dude named Goldar an a floating head that might as well be Casper's father.

That's like trying to make Godzilla movies realistic, oh wait... we tried that in 98 an its bombed!

Just enjoy the cheesy an lame dialog that was the early 90's. Still a funny show, wish they'd re-run them on t.v. just for the hell of it i mean i might watch a few if i had the day off..

[dark7element]

@XxComablackxX1937 She's not just a witch. She's a witch who lives ON THE MOON.

[harro123]

@XxComablackxX1937 They are on instant watch on Netflix. My daughter watches it and love it. I pretend I have no idea what the show is about and ask her to tell me all about it. I ask "Why is she throwing a guitar" lol

[charleem]

I'm so shouting this next time me and the bf get it on

[CoronaMage]

I need to get me one of them magic wands.

My stash of weed would be endless!

[tmmaston]

Its amazing on how the staff doesn't burn up upon entering the atmosphere

[TheRaulness]

@tmmaston its called a 'magic' wand for a reason.

[Oldenyouth]

lmao ah the good ol' television days

[desertazul]

so creative

[Archzenom]

LMAO! What memories did this bring back.

[TytusTolshemLives]

Damn, she must have gotten the gold medal in the javelin.

[shadowfrost91]

@TytusTolshemLives --> I know right?! lol. She threw that big wand all the way from the moon to the earth.

[AdamBomb669]

She has one hell of an arm.

[mrdeadhead]

anyone ever look up that actress?

she's fuckinig hot.

[Katanawa55]

@mrdeadhead funny thing is...the actor is not using her real voice...thats the original Rita from the japanese zyurangers and she is voiced by Barbara Goodsoon aka Cruella Deville, Kitsune (Love hina) and many more

[Katanawa55]

@Katanawa55 oh wait sorryt Rita is portrayed by Carla Perez whereas in the japanese version shes portrayed by Machiko Soga but nonetheless that's not her actual voice

[geekgo4]

Hod did that really affect the monster, anyway?

[arnauts12]

Considering she threw that wand from space, it made a pretty lame little thunk when it hit earth.

[AdamBomb669]

@arnauts12 It did cause a landslide.

[Badgersprite]

"Magic wand, get me those ruby slippers! AHAHAHAHAHA!"

[IxTRYx]

MAKE MY NIGGA GROW!

[xmisogyny]

@IxTRYx

i was just about to post that comment

[mickeydin83]

Back in '94 when I joined Special Olympics, I used to do a softball throw in the field, and I'd gone like "MAGIC WAND! MAKE MY MONSTER GROW!"

[AntiVenomFangX]

listen to her voice. "magic cigarette make my cancer spread!"

[blades252]

@AntiVenomFangX lol good one

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

@AntiVenomFangX LIKE THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST.

[Webshooters1]

@ZEROEVILDARKCOOL that's what Carla Perez was going for during the 1st season.

[AlDragonia]

"MAGIC WAND, MAKE MY MONSTER GROW!"

[delbert0504]

ah, i forgot about her lol, good times lol

[drixg555]

Nowadays, monsters just get tired of waiting for the magic wand and say: "Screw this. I'll make myself grow". This was usually the case in Jungle Fury (where there wasn't a single wand thrown from space).

[MissGreenAgain]

@drixg555 I think the growing by itself thing goes all the way back to Denjiman. It is fun seeing someone else be in charge of monster growing though.

[rlw251362008]

usps lmao

[Gight77]

you have to give her mad props cause she gheaves that oversized wand to earth from the MOON

[kaizokupanda]

magic wand, make my monster grow... that's what HE said....

[Midicronica]

i see wut u did thar.

[SmashItWithaHamma]

Don't you think a wand hitting the Earth's surface from the moon would have been more...y'know...powerful and destructive? It just plops down into the sand lol.

[CrystalHunter1989]

Either that or it would have taken about four days just to REACH the planet anyway, given the wand's perceived speed....

[thephantomplatypus]

did anyone ever wonder how she got her wand back for next episode? lol

[Everydayheresy]

That's a valid line of inquiry. Its a mystery to us all

[CrystalHunter1989]

Fed Ex

[thephantomplatypus]

lulz

[42underscore]

She justs uses a new one every ep.

[erichau728]

Hm... I can conclude 2 things...

1] Overuse of thunder~ A classic :]

2] It's strange... "If it didn't work the first time, why do you keep doing it!"...

I do enjoy her voice xD

[BFC93]

I always thought Rita just happened to have a whole closet full of 'magic wands' and would use one every week or so.

[Badgersprite]

@BFC93 "It's magic, bitch. I don't have to explain it!" ;)

[copyeye16]

...OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just noticed something so obvious that I can't believe I didn't notice it before!!!!!!!!

That's not a wand, that's a staff (or a gun at least)

[HykCraft]

That's a pretty good throw.

[tmmaston]

Apparently Bandora is too lazy to go to earth and grow the monster so she throws the staff and it does all the work. Talk about lazy.

[Jaxionisnum2]

LOL Rita

[Silverghost5000]

"Make my monster grow!"

classic lol XD

[KapperzSean]

LOL best power ragers villain ever!

[CrocoRoo]

She only had to throw it half way. The earth's gravity did the rest of the work.

[MugenPhoenix]

She actually has excellent aim considering she hit the target all the way from the moon.

[CrystalHunter1989]

I'd hate to see how she is with a gun...

[MaRaX93]

my magic wand for makng monsters grow is better

[PSYKOBOYWONDER]

that was one of the cooler wand sequences

all fast paced and what not ^_^

[AnimeSketch85]

I always had to wonder how she got her wand back every episode.

[kenshinsd]

that's a staff. It's way too fucking big to be a wand.

[TrueMallowman]

But it made so much sense back then that the moon was in geosynchronous orbit above Angel Grove! @_@

[naryion]

lol grow