American Psycho - 7. "Paul Allen's Card"

[s7427beast]

Daamm! That's men at work.

[RYANL22]

He was fucking born for this role. He could "play" Batman or John Conner, but he will always be Patrick Bateman.

[DSaint3018]

It's just that they're all such 80's wall street extreme yuppie d*bags and also they are like 'clones' practically; even their cards are almost all the same (they are all "vice-president"). that's why they can't remember (or throughout the movie it's just deliberately confused) each other's names & identities, etc. Personally i don't think Bateman (in the movie at least if not the book) actually killed anyone; I think he daydreamed it all, sitting in his office doing nothing all day.

[Russ0257821]

If they are coworkers, why did he have to give him his card? The numbers are the same on the card.

[1aundulxaldin]

Sure, Cabin Fever has pancakes.

But American Psycho had Tasteful thickness and Watermark.

[SWIFTEST0800]

Even back then he was named Batman! (patrick bateman)

[MightyHealthy1]

thats bone

[printerguy1997]

This movie is great. People that work in print shops find the scene hysterical because same people are just retards about their business cards not realizing 98% of them end up in a trash can somewhere.

[rageskillet]

oh my god.

it even has a watermark.

[downtownford]

did anyone notice in the beginning that Allen mistakes Craig McDermott's (Josh Lucas) name with Baxter?

[TBarrett12]

@downtownford I think that's intentional... there's a running theme in the movie of people mistaking other people's names, like Allen calls Bateman by the name of Marcus Halberstam, he calls McDermott by Baxter, etc. I think it's part of the comment on yuppie culture -- they're so narcissistic, they can't even remember others' names.

[mercyhurstchic]

OMG who gives a rat's arse about how some business cards look like. This is crazy!

[MassiveCrab]

That's just it. These people are so narcissistic and petty that something as trivial as a business card suddenly becomes a competition. Have you not read the book or watched the entire movie?

[14icedtambourines]

@MassiveCrab

i hope you're one of those guys who goes to their friend's neighbor's son's nephew to have your business cards "designed" for free , because to a graphic designer it isn't trivial.

[moviemaniac3000]

It is, after all, "American PSYCHO". lol.

[bugmusk6]

@mercyhurstchic get a fucking sense of humor it's satire and it's funny as hell.

[Cojin89]

WHO GIVES A SHIT!!?

Nah jk lol

funny scene

[pdog109]

i got a 8:30 rez at Dorsia

[fafnerZ]

I had no idea business cards were such serious shit. What have I been doing with my life?

[plutusstyxgo]

If life had the anger over little things like that it would be chaos.....AHHH, but it's more than a little thing, you must realize that mr. author of this comment.

[ALLINKNOTS]

There's a mistake on Patrick's card- at the left corner it says "Pierce &Pierce" while everyone else's says "Pierce & Pierce."

[ch355555]

:50 There is no mistake. They all say Pierce and Pierce. It's just in different fonts.

[westboarder]

That's bone!

[instantwagner]

mine pokemon all over it I would love to show them

[fdeas2000]

more people need to see this movie but unfortunately not everyone finds it as good as it really is

mergers and aquisitions

[seafury]

@fdeas2000 MURDERS AND EXECUTIONS! :D

[noose357]

LOL it's funny but i think Paul Allen's card really does look the best.

But Patrick's comes in second I think.

[Curtis006]

lol, I love this scene.

[aminimalist]

The dialogue in this movie is so weird, but so brilliant.

[BatliciousBatgirl]

That movie is nuts and hilarious!

[fightclubfreak]

oh my god. it even has a watermark.

[ppyyoonnii]

Seriously, I can't tell ANY difference among them. wat is watermark anyway?

[js002003]

thats the whole point that there really is no diff. btw notice that they are all v.p.'s.

[wtcvidman]

@ppyyoonnii

A watermark is a mark that you see when you hold something up at an angle to a source of light. The recent $20, $10, and $5 bills have them. Paychecks and other checks also have them. They're used for authenticity purposes, which all the more shows how petty Paul Allen is for using a watermark for something as mundane as a business card.

[missbaleledger]

"Oh my god, it even has a watermark" LMFAO!!! I LOVE CHRISTIAN BALE<3

[EHoffman922]

Is that a gram?

[whatever12492]

i love the windy swish sound when they pass over their business cards...lol funny scene

[BadComedyFakeLaughs]

this is my kina humor

[ryanthethird]

"Is that a gram?" asks Tim Bryce. Best line ever, just thrown in there under his breath almost...I laugh so hard

[fai1saf3]

Good coloring

-Thats Bone

[xxhermitxx]

LOL so random 5/5. i liked the way they're bragging about cards, seems like something i would do.

[comotose762]

Damn, Bale got pwned over business cards.

[utubesuckstube]

LOL best random scene ever other then pancakes from cabin fever

[DarkIceXIII]

I couldn't help but laugh when I saw this scene for the first time!