Bear Grylls Urban Survival Lesson 1 t/m 4

[MrSleepyCloud]

in the city to survive get dressed,open your car, drive to Mcdonalds

[HalfCracker4life]

Cool. I feel like James Bond now. (-;

[PRAYZeRoZz]

is the theme song a joke xD

[FriedChikkin]

This is funny.

[jasonwalkabout]

This is 100% the "jump the shark" of this guys career. I mean it was always for little kids or dumb asses but WTF? Bear Grylls how do you live with yourself? Must wank with 2 hands

[diabeticnigga47]

After he ate the rat and did a backflip I lost it

[shane1637]

Did... Did Bear just rape and take his clothes? Bear you bastard...

[HyPeRtRaXps3]

What the FUCKS this shit,Bear Grylls what the fuck are you doing??

I just gone right off Bear Grylls!!

[WestMerciaPI]

 this link

[alexbeathaloreach]

a city bum would be an expert at this

[littledood24]

He was ninja lol

[mrditto129]

Funny, clearly promoting Dos Equis. Bear, you rock!

[MattLongFitness]

P.s check my channel if you got some time, thankyou

[victorygoat]

Remember, when confronted by a homeless skinhead with a knife, always do a frontflip and take a fighting stance. Always.

[BlackOpsSeeker]

Neighbor:

"Holy shit Bear Grylls is eating in my back yard! I'll lend him some of my piss so the rat could go down better"

[cptIdiot]

lol this was so funny :D

[spartandog1000]

is this a piss take ...

[fuzzynostic]

This is exactly why Ray Mears disapproves of Bear and i can see his point. You would never run if you didn't need to and placing a glass bottle in a trouser pocket, well. The info, Bear gets from experts, Ray is an expert. I still admire Bear for his bravery.

[ThePlanbfan11]

i dont always drink beer but when i do i prefer dos exis

[HEHOPMALEH]

preparing for 2012...

[statetrooper21]

@HEHOPMALEH Yes & right there with you buddy don't know if it going to happen but never know & it always good to be prepared so be save & stay a live

[SilentLegesInterArma]

i love him xD

hes just soo cool :D

[jamezybwoy]

@andre8214 I thought it sounded a bit like enter the dragon

[freppoman]

4:40 he went for the penis first?

[AZTigerMMA]

that move in self defense is taught in defendo (SAS) and krav maga (israli) . respect. although i dont know what to make of the Vid.

[chainlink23]

worst-case scenario : ran out of piss

[InLoveWithMinecraft]

@chainlink23 fuck u

[waderobertsNChunter1]

@chainlink23 sorry to bouther u but i laughed my ass off man i pictured him saying that

[iMaxMao]

@chainlink23 drink someone else's piss?

[nofgood4live]

survifal in the urban wold

money

cell phone

a car

[rickliev]

Master of all hobos

[moonlightcrawler]

WTFing hell ...LMAO He's in an urban city and he's eating a rat????

[TIDES182]

WTF ???

[kingler274]

wtf lol

[J0RD4N3V4N5]

survival tip for the modern life,......"stay alive" well no shit thats been boggling my mind for days, thnx

[YELP94]

@J0RD4N3V4N5 errm its a joke...

[J0RD4N3V4N5]

@YELP94 i was being sarcastic

[YELP94]

@J0RD4N3V4N5 .....hilarious

[J0RD4N3V4N5]

@YELP94 thank you i do try

[SoulXslayer425]

ITS FUCKING METAL GEAR SOLID TIME ITS SNAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Scabz69]

All of this just for a party...haha

[Cytacon]

Bear Grylls is a faker and a douchebag.

[zombie12031]

@Cytacon its not like your better fuck nut

[Cytacon]

@zombie12031 You are retarded. That is a fact.

[Mikhailz888]

@Cytacon ever watch man vs wild series you cunt?? is that fake?? no so shut your fucking mouth bear was an SAS so he'd fuck you up jackass...

[IncrediblyStupidName]

ahhhhh! i'm in a hurry to get into a party!! ohh look! a rat! lets take our time to catch it, build a fire, cook it, and eat it while totally disregarding the fact that i'm late and that there's food in the party anyways!

[mrnuba]

Why are people taking this seriously? It a parody... chill..

[dasithdd97]

Urban survival for hobos

[dasithdd97]

Bear Grylls 007

[IRELANDISMYCOUNTRY]

Why do people think Bear Grylls is "awsome" he's not he's a fucking tit. He relys on shock value to keep and attract viewers. These urban survival vids are the most rediculous vids I have ever seen (hilarious vids). He is just a showman. I'm sure he's tough and knows his stuff but that doesn't take away from the fact that he is an absolute tit! each show his fans are thinking "what is he going to eat next" I seen him eat woodlouse I will never be so hungary to pick at decaying wood and eat them.

[McJealous]

@IRELANDISMYCOUNTRY OMG if you dont like him or his vids then dont watch them... SIMPLE and stop trolling you spammer! oh btw you do know he was doing this stuff wayy befor they made it into his own show and I say fairplay to him cause Bear has not sold out. He still has fun he gets to do what he loves and get paid for it + yes he has got good showmanship but he def knows his stuff man thats for sure! and plz dont further spam the video m8 if you have a problem with what I say then PM me ok ;)

[STDrepository]

@IRELANDISMYCOUNTRY lots of people could be hungry enough to eat woodlouse. The Donner party were trapped for months in a pass. They were eating shoe laces, bark, the glue from book bindings and eachother, More of them would have survived if they knew how to find wood lice and other bugs. So why dont you stop being a moron. Its obviously not for somebody camping. He is just doing it to show you what to do in desperate situations and if you cant suck it up and eat bugs. you arent going to live

[paliwoo]

so...rule #1 steal a beer

#2 beat up a moron

#3 find garbage or ...rats to eat.

#4 break & enter a property and go into the fire.

....

this is so far the best episode!!!

[RadekOzzy85]

LOL Bear is the coolest amn on earth, he has got so many distance to his work :D Love the video and the music from detective shows :)

[superjahra]

The Next James Bond

[burb1e1]

when are we ever gonna be in the city with a knife and flint to make a fire? and hungry enough to kill a rat to cook it? with mint?

if police find u with a knife in london theyll lock you up

[wehavevisiondottv]

This is an advert for Dos Equis beer.

[Crazyallucart]

GAY MUSIC!!! BUT STILL AWESOME...

[666alilthrowedoff666]

SOLID SNAAAAAAAKE!

[Adsem]

i didn't learn anything from this video

[Mgrave95]

His name is Grylls... Bear Grylls.

[mikeyoyo50]

i luv ur hd bro :D

[THEGODFATHERPART666]

is dis real or just bear crap

[snorlax0369]

Should make an unarmed urban survival survival episode on a zombie outbreak with various types of zombies with an 2 hour countdown to escape to a waiting helicopter. Give him choices to rescue either a sexy pornstar or a cute puppy tied to a pallet of survival gear. 10 to 1 odds on the zombies and 15 to 1 on the pornstar.

[Ettoredipugnar]

Nice soundtrack 60's spy program music. Heres a tip Bear stay out of North Philly and camden.

[DevilBringer119]

Good god that 70's cop show music is shite XD

[wwjerry13]

Can't take that horrible "music" in between the "lessons"...

[Lee711Shine]

Why climming to get in, there is a door for in haha, but i think its really hilarious!!Xd

[mie1e]

stay low.. and then climb in a vent

[zackmitchell7797]

wow i just thought about wat im doing haha im cooking marshmallows in front of a heater while watching bear grylls

[RICHYrichMEOW]

when i take a bath, i wear running shoes....just incase!

[lizardleeroy01]

is this is heinekin advert?

[FaanboyHD]

wow did he just really give away his clothes for a shitty 400 hundred doller tux man i would go sell that shit to some really big fan

[MzBeatz95]

@crazydrummer2012 you actually tried to offend someone with the word douchepickle -.- wow.

[crazydrummer2012]

@SupportGunn3r stfu you stupid douchepickle! Go fuck your mom in the ass!!

[SupportGunn3r]

Where's the section where he shows us how to drink our own piss?

[NaitomeaSpartan]

someone at the party: "damn son u smell like alley rat"

bear: ( >_>)

[charlieisgone]

you know there is a burger king nearby, right?

[EAwesomeUmm]

how are hobos gonna get on youtube?

[G3org3Master]

nice one teaching nieve people to eat rats, what a fucker, just for money.

[lordofgraphite]

haha when i think about it that has to b the most personally relevant survival lesson lmao

[ThefamousZozo]

Are these Commercials?

[hunt950]

...If bear gryllls jupmed in the back of my my truck id pull up and beat the shit out of him, especially if he took a beer -.-

[airduck424]

@hunt950 you know he was in the army right?

[BritishBroadway]

@airduck424 Not just any regiment either, the sas and thats tough!

[TheAlbatrossROSS]

@hunt950 lol I don't know you but Bear is was in the SAS and has done alls sorts of other stuff I can pretty much assure he would batter you

[IRELANDISMYCOUNTRY]

@TheAlbatrossROSS He probably would but his shows are fucking rediculous and rely on shock value to keep and attract viewers.He is a gimp in my eyes.

[mooney93]

@TheAlbatrossROSS And he doesn't afraid of anything.

[agollaglee]

@TheAlbatrossROSS the SAS reserves actually which although you have to pass a test to get into you dont need any combat experience, he is still pretty awesome

[TheShadowfexx]

@agollaglee bear wasnt a reserve he is fully trained and has alot of exsperiance hence the reason he is a survival expert you try and survive under some of the conditions he has been in

[bobbyeph]

@TheShadowfexx he isnt a survival expert.if you read the credits,he gets training beforehand by a real expert and bear just demonstrates,i guess you could call Bear a jack of all trades,master of none.

[agollaglee]

@TheShadowfexx oh I'm not disagreeing that he is far more hardcore than me but he really was in the SAS reserve, he was in the special forces reserve, he is pretty awesome yer and his tv show is awesome and he is great to watch and knows what he is on about but unfortunately he was reserve

[NeonCatastrophie]

@agollaglee its true he was in the SAS as ive got pictures of him and my dad on training with each other and the other squad

[andre8214]

The intro sounds like tf2

[persongee]

music ruins it

[MegaBudgod]

how fucking pathetic if your homeless and hungry go rob sum cunt im sure thers plenty of cunts to rob (IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING CITY!!!)

[FPSInternationalLeon]

instructional video for how to go parkour!(:

[Ilovesurfboard]

Wtf did i just watch ? O.o

[maxthemadman]

is this a joke?

[VanConversion]

@maxthemadman this isn't a joke mate, it's fucking hilarious!

[IRELANDISMYCOUNTRY]

@maxthemadman you think this is bad.............. check out when he is in Russia. its the most pointless hour of tv I have ever seen. This man is just a fucking retarded showman!

[Gilligan0211]

@maxthemadman its a dos equis ad. Note the most interesting man references and the XX everywhere. yeah its a joke

[ShirazzHD]

@maxthemadman Nope. Chuck Testa

[godiskungen27]

@maxthemadman No thats not a joke u stupid mup if u even had a clue of what sort of training it is in the SAS you wouldnt be so cocky u faggot

[kriz10and]

@maxthemadman i think so xD

[IriquoisPliskinn]

Look out window

See a guy chasing rats, doing backflips, and lighting fires

Call the fucking police

[Jolly0915]

These flames... are hot!

[BigWilki123321]

This is a joke right?

[1236sason]

someone commented on another bear grylls video about sending bear to survive in detroit or some other violent urban place , so here it is... xD

[Brady2k10]

bear should be the next james bond, seriously he'd be fucking awesome at it.

[David1531992]

Urban rats....wait, is this the guy that started the plague back in the day?

[coronae16]

Dos Equis knows how to make a good commercial

[METALMAN4Wii]

Hey you just illegally invaded my vehicle grab one of my beers. yeah this is real life alright...?

[DOATOfficial]

Bear Grylls: How to live like a hobo

[BBQwatchman]

bear... you do know that there is a tube system around

[icefiredarksector748]

Enter the Dragon?

[borneo215]

@icefiredarksector748 haahha yh the sound like in enter the dragon the beggining its similer hahahaa

[dani55201]

he ate a rat and then went to a wedding?

[zillahero]

i feel like this video was sponsered....hmm

[obiwankwiegand]

cheesy...

[lewrah08]

im sorry, did he turn all gok wan at 8:50 ?

[lewrah08]

sorry bear, sometimes you have to just say no... and beg !

[Lilylovesdisney]

Everybody not from England, this is a joke. It's British humour. He's taking the mick out of himself.

[blazeingeagle]

why would you improvise by eating a rat go steal something or beg or order something anything but eating a rat

[LaCosaNostra132]

lol is he in the UK? Correct me if im wrong, but isnt everything hes doing here illegal there? Running in the street getting in a pick up. I'd be suprised if the cops there let that go. Isnt self defence even if you have no choice illegal over there? At least thats what I heard. Apparently you're not allowed to use deadly force in your own home if someone is trying to kill you. Starting bon fires? Again, correct me if im wrong, but I thought England was totally becoming big brother.

[hooplablahblahblah]

Step One: Be good at Parkour/Freerunning. Done. I love going free running. I do it once a week at least.

Step Two: Learn self defense. Way ahead of you. I'm great at Krav Maga and Brazilian Jijhiitsu and I'm developing my own fighting style.

Step Three: Eat a rat... No.

Step Four: Fire Safety. Not an expert in that field but I have a friend who is a firefighter... I'll just drag him along.

Step Five: Steal a man's clothes and hope they fit. You're a dick :P

[zillahero]

@hooplablahblahblah step one:stay at home people might call you fat and lazy but there the ones surviving on piss and rats

step two: order a pizza going outside is too dangerous

step 3: call a friend over again leaving is too dangerous and if someone breaks in theres a 50 percent chance your buddy will get beat up and not you

step 4:only watch sports on tv and say your awsome but when someone asks to play say your busy

step 5: congrats you live like me

[TashiHD]

pretty sure that rat would stink....

[hooplablahblahblah]

@TashiHD Rat's are actually pretty clean. Just creepy looking.

[KristovGaedkavich]

this is brilliant lol.

[AndreasTagaspo]

he said that being late for a party is rude...well how about intruding on that track for a free ride and not even saying "thank you" ??? :p

[101kipkayfan]

Name is grylls bear grylls

[CommanderSpooky]

Cool! Grylls can walk to his hotel now instead of using a helicopter.

[TaylorGangUkTaylors]

his an actual legend

[Bl00dshed310]

What kind of toaster was this recorded with?

[zabc139]

... urban survival is just bear showing off and i love it

[Makaveli7Soldier]

I'll Say it Again....Bear COULD BE BATMAN IF HE WANTED!

[MrAcronim]

fake



[habzie123]

he'd be a great hobo

[TheSonofgun666]

Never mind. I just got to the party part and must take back the previous statement lol

[TheSonofgun666]

Really, this isn't quite so unrealistic...

After Katrina, many neighborhoods were quite a bit like this (after the water was drained).

[TheSonofgun666]

He might be a fake TV star...

but he was in the british special forces, and you can't deny that.

[RPGBlogger]

Is this a parody?

[cookiej2008]

dont eat a rat go to tesco's

[Phillythekid86]

A dangerously insane human being. =D

[LaWyerBBoy]

WOw! He is also a parkour! LOS

[Slemoster]

Remember this girls and boys if you ever go bankrupt and get evicted from your home. It'll help.

[Alptraumification]

way better than just taking a cap to get to the party.

[spencegame]

this is a how to be homeless video

[GeirStint]

6:35... and he said to stay low

[Mickr4]

What with the James bond music every seconds lol

[noname888ful]

Bear Grylls = Chuck Norris' secret son

[sergron]

Invited to a party.

Eat mint-rat.

Live like a hobo.

Climb roof.

Go to party.

Leap from ceiling.

Wearing a tuxedo.

[lolcoilinckkthxbai]

which pixel was grylls

[BlackopsVMW2]

ah i dont drink bear better drink my piss

[Hoffmetal]

wtf is this?

[mQtek]

LOL this is so funny

[CHRISIDDON17]

who does he think he is james bond lol

[skeptic9876]

lol this is terrible. whys he running everywhere? is he running from the cops? if hes lost just find a policeman they can help you xD

[yaktr12]

Metal Gear Bear 3: The Piss Drinker

[alohaThao]

DAMN what is this mirrors edge o.0? doing parkour and beat the living crap out of everyone

[jezusmatkojebca]

remember every meal you need to finish with nice back flip :)

[EdGeyy]

whats with the fucking interval every 3 seconds.

[aGIANTbee]

lol eating a rat and says don't eat it if you're not enjoying it

[aGIANTbee]

lol eating a rat and says don't eat it if you'

re not enjoying it

[SuperYeaboi1]

Bear Grylls could kicj chuck norris's ass!

[KutscherRolf]

wtf is he doing?

[Genomaza9]

YEAAAh thumbs up for mexican beer

[iflicklightswitches]

This was a promo for dos equios beer... Wow some real idiotic comments lol

[TheLegendOfTroll]

i bet this episode was made for nerds...

[kymochi]

...did he just ditch a truck full of beer to go eat a rat?

[ninaruru]

more like urban hobo survival lesson.