Project: Rant - RANT 081: Who Ate Half My Sandwich?!

[rockinghedgehog]

That's my kind of sandwich.

[CygnusX1981]

Goodness, she is adorable!

[donottake]

Lady, the person probably got sick from the damn sandwhich.

[Ismfofchick]

She is my favorite

[narutoandhinata4eva9]

The most famous of all PR videos!

I just had to come back and watch it again.

As good as the first time. :D

[victoriaisntsosecret]

I love how the sound effect of this video is sort of a crunching noise, and yet the way Ms. Kelli describes the sandwich...well, it sounds like a pretty juicy monster. A juicy, chewy sandwich....with fried catfish.

[victoriaisntsosecret]

Why do you remind me so much of Britney Murphy?! Specfifically the girl/woman in this video. 

[malorky]

Bitch i Ate it it was Good

[sheezks]

she's the best

[bloodlinehunter]

she's hot in a crazy type of way like the wake you up at 3am with your balls between her teeth, holding up a picture of that one girl who you briefly spoke with at that party and when she walked away she swiped her hand past your face. the same party you didn't want to go to because you where tired, but crazy didn't shut up and let you rest so the quick way to bed now became a 4 hour social gathering. and now all that stands between you and your nuts is the answer that unhinges crazies jaw!

[XtremePrincess14]

take it she likes ham.....

[jeffdustin]

Kelli Bland! Comic genius and pretty to boot.

[weballin32]

Ok I totally agree with this rant..don't go thru my shit! Esp my leftovers!

[my4trackmachine]

she is my favorite

[LoveingTT]

When you have roommates the golden rule is to always put some claim on your property like coughing on it or farting on it so no one will touch it.

[therealprozac]

Kelli is my fave.

[Bonjourtohello]

This one is my favourite! :D

[Ryudenki]

One time I brought home my favorite custom-order sandwich from Subway and I had a couple other things to do before lunch, so I put it in the fridge. Half an hour later... PISS!!! Someone ate all of it but maybe three or four bites! AAAAARGH! Never get between a woman and her vegan-unfriendly food (or sweets) during that time of the month!

[louiswu2]

So, Kelli. Let's skip the preliminaries. Wanna get married? I promise not to anything in white Styrofoam.

[louiswu2]

@louiswu2 : that would be "eat" anything in white Styrofoam...

[ProjectRANTtoo]

@louiswu2 We'll pass your proposal along but I have to be honest.... I don't like your chances. Thanks for watching, though.

[louiswu2]

@ProjectRANTtoo : Oh well, I took a shot. I'm probably old enough to be her father, anyway, and the line between "distinguished older gentleman" and "creepy old guy" is a thin one. Gettin' thinner every year. I still got game, though...

[Kadajcd]

@ProjectRANT does the people who submit the rants include the comedic additives or is that what your script in for your actors?

[ProjectRANT]

@Kadajcd The only thing we do to a rant when we make an episode of it is to edit it down for length. We definitely don't add anything to these! Thanks for watching!

[TheRyan909]

@ProjectRANT She's cute. Single?

[JJJ41519]

OMG I LOVE THIS SO MUCH I LOVE THIS SHIT HAHA ITS AMAZING HAHA

[GetFitGamer]

overacting

[LadyBorden]

I really like Kelli. ;D

[Party0productions0]

holy *bleep* on a *bleep*sandvich

[combobasha]

gurl of my dreams. she likes sammiches too :D

[MrShaquo]

holy shit dude she is so hot *_*

[whiteharsh]

she really likes ham...

[Nemo9120]

stop the video at thirteen seconds. SO FUNNY.



[pendulik43]

she is so cute:X

[Satchel334]

This chick looks crazy too! Crazy eyes! What kind of camera was this shot? Awesome image quality!

[italianmoney123321]

she emphasizes the movements with her mouth like no person i have ever seen before.....

[MonkeyBlood1990]

Ok, after this chick listed all those meat products that were on her sandwich my nipples got hard and tore through my favorite shirt! Who do I sue for the damages?

[ProjectRANT]

@MonkeyBlood1990 Ham.

[MonkeyBlood1990]

@ProjectRANT Well....there went my third nipple!

[SlayerZaraki]

A pile of dead animal flesh and made no apologies about it. Yeah, I don't know who originally posted that rant, but goddamn they're awesome. Any chick that eats that much meat is okay in my book.

[xoBumbleBeeBabexo]

Omfg she looks like an anime at the beginning but I hate her so much I'm sorry she's too annoying for me.

[chaosfaerie1]

Great actress. For a second I actually thought she was going to stab herself in the heart with that huge knife...

[Zomgareyouserious]

AND HAM!

[Haseorunemanga]

(THIS IS A JOKE)

Hey Lady your in the kitchen, do what your supposed to do, make a sandwich

[bigearedbunny]

she has a pair of the biggest eyes I've ever seen

[MonkeyBlood1990]

@bigearedbunny She remindes me of the characters on Corpse Bride!

[Kiwigal84]

after watching her in "ill plead insanity" its kinda scary watching her pick up a knife.....creep anyone else out or was it just me?

[M4SiiiiiiiiiiK]

@Kiwigal84 lol i feel the same way... i almost thought she was gonna stab herself for a second there haha.

[pillowpurplecow]

0:46 put the knife down and back away slowly...

[donottake]

OK, I ate half your sandwhich. The only reason I did not eat the whole thing was because it was lousy. Actually I took one bite and threw the rest away. Happy now?

[TheDelcock]

i have something u can suck on.... i mean eat. lol

[TheSpontaneousWonder]

I like these videos and all but one thing that I find odd is that they're such petty rants! lol

[Vash987]

She is such a beautiful and talented actress. I love her rants.

[mnyfrsh]

Gotdamn, where can I get this sammich, it sounds amazing.

[ViraLink]

@mnyfrsh YES IT DOES! One major exception however, WHERE IS THE BACON? Srsly, you go to that much effort to make a sangwich (yes, sangwich) that awsome and you forget the mother vulcan bacon?

[tislafl]

The eyes. They haunt me.

[sweetbookworm87]

i love these!!

[StarOfCandy]

I love the ending! Kelli is a good actor!

[MattGues]

Reeeeeallly likes the ham!

[MrBob1458]

i really enjoy all of kelli bland's rants

[kuddlez]

she has really big eyes... its kinda cute, in a creepy cute way

[Makingnewnamesisdumb]

This is my favorite woman on youtube. Gimme dem digits, please.

[greenraptor333]

i want my damn toaster back!

[KakeMarie]

Oh my god that was so funny! I know how that feels. I have to write DONT EAT on my white styrofoam box!!!

[ProjectRANTtoo]

@KakeMarie Your roomates were eating your styrofoam boxes? Wow. Thanks for watching! :)

[Deppaddicted]

I get pretty pissed when someone steels half my sandwich too.

This actress needs to do more rants, she's great :D

[lillie0115]

again awesome blooper!

[ollinayato]

did she have ham in her sandwich? I don't think I caught that.lol

[DemonicSymphonic]

I effin' love this girl.

[hilahcooking]

I love Kelli and she is seriously hot!

[ProjectRANTtoo]

@TheAnimeExpert156 No, is the right.

[TheSmileyWay]

you're right. i ate it

[DamnGoodOJ]

fuck me in the butt and call me skippy

[cid776]

This by far has to be my favorite RANT. I'll have to play this for my father. I can't bring a burger home from ANYWHERE.

[MrStockGlock]

Holy shit, I'm in love. 

[mrbunnylamakins]

I Can see Kelli Bland in Grudge movie : P

[TigersPrettyBunny]

and...HAM!

[TerranRae]

Yep. She's my favorite. :)

[Uhthenuh]

i thought she was gunna say "When I find out who did this, no consequences will be the same..."

[koolkat892]

"watch she's going to say ham again"-"HAM"-"see told ya"

[Menards2]

Wait, where did she take the toaster?

[ReplaKunt]

I think I'll use one of these videos for my theatre audition...which one should I use?

[timaghiar]

pause at 0.06 classic , umm need better topic to rant honestly half a sandwitch? more like the last piece of kfc

[Gameplaychannel23451]

GOD I LOVE THIS CHANNEL

[ashes133]

Love this actress so much

[dramione1996]

She kind of reminds me of Fred....

[rkaylen98]

i noticed that at the begging it sounded like the ticket counter at chuck e cheese lol

:)

[joshbiese]

Kelli is my favorite actress! Hot and funny, all around good actress. And btw, was there any ham on that sandwich?

[ProjectRANT]

@sparkstwins @sparkstwins There's a submission form on our website projectrant (dot) com - Thanks for watching!

[hermesthegod1]

Hmmm

Was that PMS'ing or what?

[FantomLightning]

GOD I LOVE KELLI!!!

[smilingmadman]

I love this actress! She's awesome.

[oopsLOOPS]

this actress is my fave. i love her little ticks . the way her mouth pulls at the corner when she gets really into it^^

[stingstungme]

@oopsLOOPS Yeah mine too! Derek is my favorite male actor.

[sappybassist]

i love these 

[isaacwinterstaff]

Have I seen this actor before in one of the other rants?

[ProjectRANT]

@isaacwinterstaff Yep, three others: '"I'll Plead Insanity" "Celica Douche" and "Ex Wants To Be Facebook Friends" Thanks for watching!

[chinchillamelee]

im almost 12 and going into 7th grade and i want to be on project rant :)

u can see our videos

[totalditz4life]

I do like ham...

[stephan1ewr1tes]

I'd eat it LOL!

[tnereddot20]

@stephan1ewr1tes Sounds damn good to me as well. Lol.

[glenzo2]

Love her eyes.

And gotta admit it. I was getting a little nervous when she picked up tat knife.

[koolkat892]

CATFISH FOR F@*# SAKE!

[TinaUrChoice]

the way she talked with her mouth was a little annoying... anyone else feel that way? anyway her acting is good though :) lol

[narutoandhinata4eva9]

I love her. Kelli is one of my favorites.

[lisaoak]

This made me hungry D= I want Catfish now

[vearheart42]

Some series Avatar/Anime eyeballs on this one. Fuck is your face drawn on by pedophilic Asian men?

[DaFawky]

@vearheart42 No but I'm sure the nerds in America like it. and plus, she isn't asian.

[kumapaws376]

MEAT!!!!

[Heartbeatonstandby]

Awww :/ No turkey? Darn...

[Killbot20]

Sounds like a good sandwich, also i ate it srry

[kristinaroxs]

I'd just like to say that you guys are very funny. I don't mean to echo everyone else, but can you submit rants on your website? My computers being a bit stupid at the moment.

[ProjectRANT]

@kristinaroxs There's a handy form on our website where you can submit them!

[heavymetaltiger]

damn she's cute.

[Ibeatgod689]

Around the end I was reminded of the girl from the ring. give her props on the intimidation with that.

[XmojotronX]

dont forget my sausage!...she for got my sausage!

[laughabc]

yeap i ate half the sanwitch

[mienftw]

how do we submit rants?

[DrShakesBALLIN]

She's definitely not asian :P

[verynicelookingguy]

Um okay, I'm going to have to give her a 4...When you can tell their acting, or trying too hard, it doesn't look as real. I think she needs to practice her method acting a bit.

Konstantin Stanislavski's good, also try Stella Adler, or the Acting Studio.

[MrMusicFM]

Omg she is on facial expression steroids..

[danwal33]

lol I love your stuff.... and I'd TOTALLY eat her sandwich too!

[LynneaMM2295]

That sounds disgusting =[

[TheHenex]

weird...

[HelloKitty86]

her eyes scare me!

[sarahwelz]

my favorite actor. I got so excited when i saw it was her =D great rant~! catfish is awesome~!

[MrPandastic]

Can I have a request? LOL.

Rant

-obnoxious room mate on the phone talking like there's no tomorrow!!! I mean WTF!! People are trying to sleep!!!

[caroline008]

is it sad that i know someone like this?

[kenpomaster95]

you guys should do one on the douches who, every time a mistake is made, have to announce it to the world in an obnoxiously loud voice. Then when you ask them why they had to be so loud about it they act so alarmed and say, "oh, i was just telling you to help" THEN WHY DID YOU YELL IT YOU DUMB ASS!

[imah8ter07]

Like cuz she is hot!

[NickiiCrymzon]

This sounds like a rant I would say at home, damn people eating my food out of the fridge.....IT'S MINE, NOT YOURS!!!!

[dreamlikedigital]

goddam she's hot

[666slink]

An unapologetic pile of dead animal flesh with cheese? Sounds yummy!

[realnicoli]

She cracks me up.  Very well done, as always!

[ToadxSage]

she has really nice teeth :3

[Hananaginz]

Lol I love these vids! :)

[lalalaurendo]

LOL i love this girl!

[akavioletcarson]

Who puts catfish on a sandwich? Really?!

[ProjectRANT]

@akavioletcarson You've never been to the gulf coast. In Louisiana they put fried oysters on a sandwich!

[akavioletcarson]

@ProjectRANT That's rather terrifying. O.O

[666slink]

@akavioletcarson Lots of restaurants along the gulf coast.

[RudeyPaendrag]

@akavioletcarson Grilled fish sandwhich, yeah buddy!

[akavioletcarson]

@RudeyPaendrag Bleeeeeeh. No thank you. XD

[QuestionShizzle]

Haha, Kelli is my favorite rant actor <3 8D

[deeman1984]

yeah she does have "Big Expressive Eyes" lol

[dartsharkbob]

Will she marry me? I promise not to touch her sandwich.

[LuNarShaDowReLease14]

Haha she did this great. Its so true when they eat only half of what you have or just flat out have the balls to eat the whole thing. Obviously I brought it home from the resteraunt we were at to EAT it LATER. sheesh. But great job :)

[SiMuSiCvidmania]

too hammy 4 yah -shrug- lol shes funni

[TaurensOwn]

she looks like my old teacher ms carmen she was beautiful

[rcslash26]

i feel sorry for whoever ate that sandwich #LOL sounds gross ^^

[KEEQ3]

worst actor yet

[yaya1027]

OMG I feel her pain! My roommate eats ALL my food and never replaces it! I ended up having to buy a refrigerator for my bedroom...that bitch!

[nickswoe]

that woman is seriously fine

[restezen]

She's awesome!  I love her expressions!

[AllieAudacity]

HAM!

[stingstungme]

LOL! This happened at my job! Not this specific case but a coworker ate half the team leader's sandwich as a joke. He was pissed! The person who did it never admitted it.

[icianthea]

I love the small jaw twitches she adds when she speaks. It really adds to the annoyed effect.

[ChrisCDK]

Wow - that sandwich sounds pretty awesome...

[RedneckYachtClubber]

@ChrisCDK Yeah, that sandwich made me wanna get one!

[LittleMissToriJane]

This is precisely why I have a mini-fridge even though there is a perfectly good one in the kitchen.

[doggmann38]

Lol, typical woman.....makeing sandwiches.

[klutzygirl31]

Im tempted tp recreate this sandwich. 

[whatatwist25]

haha.. i ate my friend's sandwich at a track meet.. and he punched me in the face

[beetman5]

@whatatwist25 LMAO

[Joper94S]

@ProjectRANT Do her eyeballs have their own gravitational pull? They kind of look like they would...

[ProjectRANT]

@Joper94S We prefer to call it expressive, but we get where you going with that. :D

[ProjectRANT]

@TheRealBrad We're in Austin, TX and very rarely in LA. If you send your contact info and a headshot (any clear picture will do) to info(at)projectrant . com we'll keep you in mind if we head due north!

[Disturbedone1954]

These videos are amazing, I hope you guys get to releasing a lot more at times. But I got curious on this, I know rants can't be too hard to find on the internet, but where do you find them? And have you guys ever wanted to use a rant but it seemed "too far" to put on here?

[ProjectRANT]

@Disturbedone1954 Thanks for the comment, we really appreciate it. We find the rants on Craigslist, Facebook and many are submitted to us directly now. We have one rant called "To My Kinky Boyfriend" that is pretty funny, but the video is probably too adult to release publicly. Beyond that, there have been a few that we really liked, but they were too weird or, as you say "too far" to film. Awesome question...

@ProjectRANT post it, post it!!!!