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  • Right on, themes like these shouldn´t have this methapors and glorify absurd commercials like these. Best wishes and greetings from Mexico.

  • So if shrubbery is magically trimmed when she runs by, what about the other ladies she passes?

  • Semiotics...

  • I call it what it is: a vagina. Why beat around the bush?

  • I call mine a sarlacc, I wish it had more teeth.

  • Am I the only person who laughed uncontrollably during the pause when the Asian woman talked about really small garden(s) while being coquettish and demure?

  • "When everything's a mess, my favourite thing to do..." Depilation, it's SO MUCH FUN!

  • This is the most hysterical Target: Women I have ever seen

  • @HPfan75 I also strongly disapprove of fully shaving because it can lead to nasty infections and painful razor burn. A little trimming is all that is needed.

  • I got the handle on 'Burning Bush' in more ways

    than than I can exokain at this point -

    I;m glad we won;t be banning the Holy Bible..

    I'm not a player - I;m The Game -

    i'm sitting in The Garden of Eden waiting for ALLAH EWEz/EVEz

    to recognize MY voice.

  • I love the video but I'll be honest, I'm a little put off by the entire video talking about vulvas as "lady parts." Genitalia doesn't have a gender and my vulva certainly isn't a lady. Some men have vulvas and not all women do. Just saying. :)

  • Hate the ad, love the parody but honestly, never spent 10 Euros on anything better. That trimmer thing is awesome!

  • hi

  • Oh my god, Star Wars reference SO AWESOME.

  • FUN FACT: did you know if you shave ur pubic hairs, you are more likely to get STD...

    So dont shave ^_^... -.-'

    awkwards silence...

  • Her face when she said "I don't think they're talking about gardening" XD

  • "gentle alpaca" is the greatest euphemism, ever.

  • As a fella, a womans lady parts don't make me cring at all. Although I will admit that I become rather pathetic whenever I see them.

  • funny until the very end....then it was HILARIOUS

  • "MOSES!"

    If my 'bush' could deliver prophecy from on high, I'd let it grow however the hell it wanted - and make people pay me to drop my underpants and grant them the wisdom of the Lord on cue from my magical hoo-ha. Because that would be awesome.

  • omg when the bush burst into flames i lost mah shit lol too funny

  • Totally using "sarlac the sandpit" to describe my private parts.That made me LOL!

  • That "tidy red box" line was spectacular. Talk about bringing it all together! Really funny stuff.

  • Wow I wish my boyfriend would just surprise me with tickets to the Vagina Monologues like Brett rather than me having to nag him. I go to sports events for him he can come see the Vagina Monologues with me.

  • @Tinker13ee Take him to see it, is quite awesome! I´m a guy and had tons of fun.

  • @lesk15 And it open your eyes to themes some people won´t talk quite right at it. Greetings

  • MOSES .................. hahahahhahhaaa !!!

  • My favourite parts were Brett and Mooooses!!! XD

  • lmfao the burning bush. i choked on my drink.

  • These commercials aren't just sexist they're rascist as well. "Some bushes are really big. Some gardens are mighty small." And the whole beaver/black guy. Yeah, talk about painfully obvious rascism.

    Sarah Haskins, you rule!

  • @JustAPrayer I know, I thought that was horrible too. QUICK! We all better groom our pubes or no man will ever want our racially-stereotypical genitals! Yeah, because their junk looks like a bag of kittens.

    VOM.

  • XD "Moses!"

    haha

  • My sarlacc the sand pit. xD

  • 0:58 lmfao i love when brett is on target women

  • is that beaver gay or something?

  • @werewolfsfury why would you assume it's male? The lack of pink bow on it's head throw you off?

  • @edwardcookiecutter no sorry it's clearly not gay it's just doing chores so it can score with her and male is just my default for something I can't identify the gender of

  • that first commercial is really racist.

  • @blackberryjuice1 The beaver commercial is racist too. And don't pretend that you don't know why.

  • MOSESSSSSS!!!!

  • Fun fact: "Cunt" isn't empowering, and if you think it was made vulgar because of that you are fucking retarded.

  • i miss her.... :/

  • LUL SEMIOTICS

  • got to to love the gentle alpaca one lol

  • I pretty much died at 3:00. xD

  • MOSESSSSSS!! HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  • Actually, my Dr. recommended that I either shave or wax to prevent yeast infections.

  • Thanks for the liberation Sarah! Tell it like it is. No more euphemisms. Snatch, muff, cunt, fuck hole, pussy, box. Don't we all feel better now?

  • If you are a man and think that a woman should have no pubic hair, then you are a pedophile. This is fact.

  • MOOOOSESS!

  • I love how it's Brett who gets the two of them tickets to The Vagina Monologues.

  • 3:01 i never thought of that! it does look like a vag but with teeth!!!!lololol

  • "Moses!!" rotf

  • Sarlacc the sandpit monster! AHAHA!

  • Ladies, you don't need to shave your pubic hair. It's lovely the way it is. Your vulva is beautiful!

  • @spagerbot thats wrong mannn lol

  • @drjay182 No, pubic hair is beautiful. When you make statements like that, you make statements about me persunally and as such I get pissed off. So fuck you if you have a problem with my body and the bodies of womin everywhere. There is nothing wrong with pubic hair; it over the vulva for a reason.

    And I'm not a "mannn" so don't adress me as such.

  • yo chillll out youre going to have a heart attack over a youtube comment

  • @drjay182 I'm not going to "chill", and nor am I going to have a heart attack. You're making derogatory remarks about me and womin everywhere by saying that there is something wrong with our bodies. That's not a little thing. You're making an inappropriate joke about ME, so I have every right to get pissed off.

  • @spagerbot ok spagerbot, youre taking my comment way too personal... you gotta chill out. i figured it was polite to shave...i mean im sure you dont like it when you go down on a dude and bam hair in the mouth..well it works the other way around too...always felt nothing ruins the moment more than a hair in the mouth...so its only being polite... if you dont shave, well thats your thing and im sorry for the dude that wants to hook up with you

  • @drjay182 Geez, what a presumptuous cock you are. I'm not taking it "too personal"; you are making a comment about me, so it is persunal. Shaving is just another way to keep womin in line by making us think that our bodies are disgusting and that how our vulva's look is anyone else's business.

    Second, you assume that everyone hates giving oral sex to a womyn who doesn't feel the need to alter her body to please her partner. Third, you assume that I'm heterosexual.

  • @spagerbot ok im done spagerbot. i dont come on here to argue. havea good day

  • We're not trying to keep you in line. Some people just don't like hair between their teeth. Some do, this is true, however; some of use would prefer to shave, or have our partner's shave. My gf personally does and I clean myself up for her too.

  • @IronJesus lol iron Jesus lol wtf you get a tumbs up for the name lol

  • @BABOOSE75 :D

  • Pubic hair is actually pretty nasty if it's not kept clean. Just becuase you feel that it is beautiful, that is your opinion and someone else's opinion on whether or not it's "beautiful" is not an attack on you. However, my attack on you is that you can't spell. You defend women, yet you can't spell the word correctly? We're men, or man for the singular. Lastly, it's personally, not persunally. Please, calm the hell down.

  • I personally love pubic hair. It's the whole concept of the fact that we have to look like we never went through puberty. (Look at older porn, and modern porn - major difference.)

  • That may be, but my main argument was that tearing down someone's opinion on whether or not they like pubic hair is doing exactly what was trying to be defended. Freedom of speech and equality. Although I do not agree with some peoples opinions, I will fight to the death their right to say it.

  • lol her bush burned

  • haha, vulva.

  • sarah is soo funny i love this girl

  • Fun fact: "Cunt" was originally a word for "vuvla", but people are scared of womin empowering themselves and being comfortable with their bodies, so now it's "vulgar". And it's not an insult either.

  • @spagerbot

    Well, "dick" and "cock" and even "penis" are also considered vulgar and an insult, as is "vagina".

    So, on the range of insults referring to genitals, men and women are equal!

  • @spagerbot Women have tried to empower themselves using so-called vulgar terms like "bitch" but terms like that which are so often used as derogatory and with malice behind them are never really going to be empowering.

  • @spagerbot well... now it is... you explaining where it comes from does not really make it uninsulting :)

  • @spagerbot If it's not an insult, I recommend calling the next woman you see a cunt and see how that goes.

  • @spagerbot Actually, the word "cunt" has been considered vulgar and obscene since Shakepeare's time. Even he didn't use the word outright, preferring to sneak it into his writing via wordplay. For example, in Hamlet, the titular character asks Ophelia "Lady, shall I lie in your lap?" She replies, "No, my lord." Hamlet, asks her, "Do you think I meant country matters?" and he would stress the first syllable of country. It's only since the 19th century that it has been used as an insult, though

  • @seekmore06 True, but you are aware that Shakespeare doesn't mark the beginning of time, right? The "traditional" use of cunt as non-negative being referred to goes back to ancient languages, thousands of years before Shakespeare.

  • 0:58 kills me

  • Wait, i dont think they're talking about gardening.

    Way to be subtle commericals.

  • "I wish my period came in a tidy red box...oh wait.. it does...b-dum tshh" LMAO

    I think I pooped a little.

  • theres no words to describe my love for this WOMAN.

    LOVE.

  • "Ah yes, the Bush. Its just another one of mother natures gifts to the endless supply of euphemisms for.. Our lady parts. For indeed, how else BUT in euphemism could we speak of them. For we are ladies and when our lady parts are mentioned.. We can not bare it!"

  • Is it not hilarious that the commercial I had to watch before this clip was for Tampax. Mother Nature was bringing this lady a "monthly gift." How nice.

  • Oh, I love it when Brett is in her videos. It is especially good when he plays his guitar.

    I heart Brett!

    (and Sarah but not in the same way).lol.

  • "My Saarlac the sandpit from Return of the Jedi"! YES! Biblical, semotics, and Star Wars references in one clever hilarious feminist ironic lovely lady parts clip. I love Sarah Haskins.

  • Lol, did Sarah's bush say "Moses"? XD

    Yeah, girl do freak out when we hear anything about our bodies. XD

  • So funny. And one doesn't shave her "vagina" now that would be painful. I think the word "vulva" is almost never said. I wonder why vagina gets all the focus? I kind of know why but I was wondering what others thought.

  • Agreed, it seems like a lot of people don't even know the difference.

  • Gentle Alpaca !?!

    Sarlac the sandpit !?!

    This is genius!

  • LOL people seriously get mad at me when I say "vagina" (and, yes, when it's relevant)!! they tell me to use a different word!! it's pretty stupid.

  • So the girl at the beginning of that commercial is petting the hairy pussy in her lap? Right.

    Oh god. The makers of such commercials should be shot for such stupidity.

    Oh, by the way: Here in Germany, we get to see the same shaver commercial as in America. Which is kinda funny, because normally, you get to see all kinds of naked private parts on TV all day long. So I was pretty confused they didn't simply use the words "pubic hair".

  • I honestly jaw-dropped when I first saw the u-by kotex commercial in Australia; it's just so..."UGH"

    .....the whole idea of the woman bff-ing with the(her) beaver is just absolutely disturbing...

    "like, I totally had SO MUCH FUN with my BEAVER today"

    .....just UGH...

    (let alone the even more disturbing sexual undertones *ahem*)

  • bahahahaaa

  • That stupid razor commercial is sexist AND racist. Fuck Schick!

  • Yep that is one bad commercial!

  • Ha i just realize i have seen that shick commercial several times and never knew what it was about.

    The British one was much more clear (and entertaining) with there innuendo.

    Next time just say Vagina damit!

  • Sarah, you are too funny!!!

  • 0:44...OMG LOL

  • "when our delicate lady parts are mentioned we cannot bear it!" lolll

  • 0:58 hilarious, and that gay boy is super cute.

  • That's Brett Erlich. I'm pretty sure he's not gay. XD

  • Isn't it Bryan Safi?

  • Uhhhh... you might be right. I honestly can not tell.

  • how do you know ??

    xxxxxxxxxxxxdddddddddddd

  • sarlaac the sand pit... you owe me a keyboard!

  • at first i really thought it was about mowing a lawn..then she said "bush" and i was like so that's the nickname for it

  • Moses!

  • Tickets to..Not Again!

  • My sarlaac the sand pit from Return of the Jedi lmfgdao!

  • lmao

    "MOSES"

    "you know what I'm sayin'? Semiotics"

  • Ha Ha Ha. We need more like You Sarah.

  • Thank you! I have always found those Kotex ads peculiar.

    "Monthly gift"? Is it really that hard to say 'period'. Seriously?

  • Even stranger because birth control ads (another Target Women topic) say it all the time.

    Maybe it's a hierarchy of unmentionables and sex is "worse" than menstrual cycles.

  • HAHAHAA

    1:33

    i love it.

  • epic fail did she die?

  • semiotics... hahaha

  • i'd like to put my jedi in her saarlac pit where it will know a new meaning of pain while it is slowly digested over 1000 years.

    or, you know. play starwars with her. whatevs.

  • "SketchyBob", I don't understand your comment.

  • MOOOOSEEEES hahahahahahahaha

    I love her <3 <3 <3

  • omgosh LOL

  • "...semiotics"

  • LOL this was awesome... Moses!!

  • My prof said that since people, both men and women, are having difficulties saying vagina or vulva or labium or clitoris then women are unempowered because society is ashamed of a female's sexuality. He compared this society not having difficulty saying penis or testes thuse men are more empowered. It's a psychology thing

  • I adore Target Women!!! Keep it up!

    My fern...my gentle alpaca...my...tarantula...?

    Heaven forbid any foul words offend my delicate sensibilities!

  • lol, great episode! aahh the burning bush! haha!

  • you know what I mean... semiotics! (<-- pure genious!)

  • great stuff!

  • i laughed so hard at "my gentle alpaca"

  • my gentle alpaca xD

    epic

  • Gentle Alpaca...HOT new indie band name or new euphemism for poontang?

  • BOTH!

  • MOSES!!

  • my gentle alpaca. CLASSIC!

  • LOL! I loved the part when you turned the bush into the buring bush! XD

  • I think that meant fire crotch

  • Moooooses!

  • this is really good

  • Sarah Haskins is the bombbb.

  • VAGINA

    deal.

  • you'd also never ever see a tv commercial selling men a razor to trim their pubes. that's what pisses me off about this ad, personally. women have pubes. some ladies want to trim, some couldn't care less. both viewpoints are ok. lets get over it and move on. what i object to is ads shaming women into making their private parts to look like those of a 9 year old.

  • Very good point! Why do men only get ads about shaving their faces when they've got as much down there as anyone else?!

    You'd think that with all the benefits of "manscaping" (i.e. the goods look bigger) there'd be more encouragement.

    On the other hand...those kind of ads would be even MORE blatant.

  • I've actually seen an ad for a mans trimmer that mentioned trimming the manly bits, but i cant recall what it was called

    it was the little pencil size trimmers for doing goatees and stuff

  • My older sister does that o.0

    I think its gross.

  • 1:31 You might want to see a doctor about that. Like ASAP. I think you gave the houseplant herpes.

  • Great piece (oops) - "semiotics" - did anybody get this little throwaway line?

  • MOSES ! :D

  • LOL!!! for somethings

    I saw the vigina monalog my sister was in it

    She had a very funnt when she came in

  • Ah Sarlack the sand pit...

  • Lolz. I completely think we should be fine with saying VAGINA etc. It's disrespectful to OURSELVES to try and sidestep it.

    Haha, unless it's for kicks. :P

    Bush.

  • lol

  • love it :D

  • lol,hilarious

  • I hope her bush isn't really burning..

  • she's sooo funny

  • tidy red box , haha

  • Lmao "MOOOSESSS"

  • OMG that scared me! OMG

  • The Sarlacc will entrap a man and digest him slowly for a thousand years.

  • It does kind of look like a vagina.

  • I have a theory that every concave object and every object longer than its width will look like genitalia to someone.

  • ahahaha

  • BAHAHA