THE BEST NINJA SKILLS YOU WILL EVER SEE!!

[paxfordd]

crazy. 

[belmont4511]

Well, at least I know who and where to go for laughs

[belmont4511]

stupid. 

[Honeysucklebommie]

1.17 remove nut sack,cook in Sun, throw on ground, stomp.

[ZayLong]

why was he rubbing his nipple in the begining?

[pinoydiablo]

Neo from the Matrix AINT GOT SHIT!!!

[kylesempire]

is this a joke

[kikoluver1]

lol old man got da energy to beat a whole army XD

[AznFlipYo]

OMG! Dad?!?!?!?!

[loi521915]

HE NOT DRUNK>>>( THAT IS DRUNK mater ) THUMP UP plzzz

[jungshi7]

lol

[MPGHelper]

At the beginning it actually looked like he knew what he was doing and then... Yeah.

[streetninja81]

I thought this was a ninja video not a drunken fist video?

[darkboy2h123]

Only he, can save us from those damn invisaninjas...

[beratio]

haja wataaa wtaaaaaaaaa lol cmon...

[1fakindninja]

drunken boxing lol

[Impervious2Pain]

drunken master

[Impervious2Pain]

ha ha ha hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa drunken master

[jamjar919]

Whats the name of the song?

[Yaotzin]

@jamjar919 Mortal Kombat Theme...It pays to listen :/

[imurboss4]

Japanese mime...

[reseek101]

he is drunk

[Ninjakami1]

1:02 hes looking for his balls

[VilleAlama]

baaaaaaaaaaaad video

[Twinz8523]

omg its chuck norris

[cmmwiz]

crap

[123456789imthatguy]

china has drunks to!

[IndigoBipolarGemini]

This guy is just a distraction because nobody around him even looked twice

The REAL Ninja's are all around him waiting for you to stop and look so they can come up and kill you from behind

[skullcrushers1000]

wat is this a drunk hobbo dancing

[squirtlesonshrooms]

what is he on? i want some.

[mrwilson650]

this suckss

[TheMim31]

Don't make fun of this I just got jumped by a gang of those invisible men yesterday! :P

[myngee29]

this ninja is waiting for chuck norris

[melaniescheller]

you mean drunken hobo skill

[CradleXIII]

Killmove

[patient1988]

at least scorpion knows where he comes from

[mon2908]

Seems his Chi flow went wrong and took conrol of his body.

[lcafilms1]

Some people do not know when to stop drinking.

[eddyvlad2012]

it's Jean Claude Van Dame not "jon claud van dam" :))

[darkfighter500]

-clap- BEST.......Omg...he will rape all ninjas!!! ♥

[datacipher]

This is exactly what every current Hollywood star looks like trying to fight without CGI and wires....

[FullyNimble]

False, this tiitle is impossible, the best ninja skills... YOU CANT SEE

[rocco420]

@FullyNimble

this guy must be fighting the undetectable ninja you're talking about.

[romans1001]

*shakes my head in pity*

[12121212mark]

go dude

[DesignGamingNet]

Skorpion in real life!



[WormTheDo]

dude lame goto a lame world...

[da12641]

LoL..thanks..made my Friday drunk'in night.

[blindbraille]

You'd think he'd have enough self respect to kill himself. What a disgrace.

[faddy161285]

for a moment, i thought he was gonna start shuffling his feet

[jurjiu999]

then he beat shao kahn and won the mk tournament the earthrealm was again saved

[XsicXhereticX]

notice how everyone that walks buy doesn't even turn their head to make eye contact? Because they're trying to avoid the worst asswhoopin of a lifetime

[stuffjustgotreal]

@XsicXhereticX lol

[MrSamTheFlowerMan]

Nobody else feel this is a little sad?

[999rahim]

@MrSamTheFlowerMan i do

[demonjack123]

@MrSamTheFlowerMan Yep.

[rich1051414]

damn i didnt even see the ninja's attacking this guy, this guy is good.

[1337EnClavE]

FALCON PUNCH !!!!!!

[321acb123]

can you feel the POWER!!?

[formidabilus]

FATALITY !

[Linje2gangsterz]

Looks like hes fishing. un tie a rope, fix view (hat off) check grip (touch foot x2) throw bait (hammer swing) pull in no catch (spinning arm) throw 2 he gets a catch but knock it to break his fish rod n throw in t water..

[Mamoru0Hasukage]

Remember kids, dont do drugs.

[criixt]

he must be fighting a small opponent. i have yet to see him look up

[MrBestmouse]

you stole this from someone

[jorgeded]

is that the drunk monkey move?

[7lazy7infant7]

uhhh ohhhh he rubbbed his niiiipppppplllleess!!!!!!

[TheMaddawg01]

He assinates people in retiring homes

[lsynno]

The senile assasin

[alipakturk2]

Now a days GW Bush is in this condition !

[Lexstrus]

drunken ninja boxing

[soulcrusher001]

I've been expecting you... Trampinja

[MegaLabman1]

Hobo

[hooria1A]

lol



[killamindz138]

Whaaaat a bloody crackhead

seriously though was that for real???

[lordgrymflame]

Love how no one seems to mind that drunk martial arts ,,performer'' casually making a foul of himself and just passively walk on by like...,,meh...at least he's still got his pants on..."

O.O"

[SoldierOfWar23]

i saw a old lady bite her lip

[martinmrhappy]

he has the best ninja skills i have ever seen !!!!!

[twink310]

At 00:55 was that a (get over here)!!

[anabatista84]

It is the drunken fist tecnique... XD

[Mistacheesick]

lol



[maskman6969]

i didn’t even know jon claud van dam was still making movies

[fkasaftw]

super italia's mentor right der

[ordepolbap]

0:50 I call this move... bum throws hand full of smegma at you =D o wait.... =} I don't wanna leave my mouth open around this bum!!!

[watbmx]

press 9 10 times lol

[kimjuticus]

my dog is a runt jack russel and shed still kick his face to the moon

[Kibotoyuki]

It would be pretty sad/stupid/pathetic if this guy wasn't drunk when he did this...

[watbmx]

@ 57 , go charzard!

[MrSmileyzzzz]

you piees of crap im seven and i can d beteer than that i dont even do kerta so scroo u old dud o! y get off of drugs your not jackiechan

[NinjaOnABicycleFilms]

This guy's drunk off his ass and out of balance. I could beat him for christ's sake....and I am only a blue belt!

[zawol17]

He must be like, a grandmaster...right?

[Renzokukken]

Too much movies + Too much booze + Lack of sex = This! Its elementary my dear Watson!

[JrLipa]

Drunken master!

[DouggieDidit]

well i think we all know that guys drunk off his ass

[LameDudesSniper]

WWTF aahahhahahahahahahaahahahah

[faziljaved]

bruce lee is old now. but he is still as good as when he was young

[xXLyricalAssasinsXx]

Is he having a seizure?

[steveyodog]

Will fight for Beer

[cannypal]

He'd be better if the invisible ninjas didnt keep nailing his feet down.

[MegaCrone]

I think he's got his drunken fist technique down.

[binladencansukmy]

@MegaCrone nooo i was gonna write that :(

[del885]

@MegaCrone Lol, For a slight glance there I thought you wrot down: "he's got the drunken fish technique"

[killa1triangle13]

1:29 for a world with less suicide.

[NikolaPetrov100]

wtf is that drunk guy trying to do

[ChazFoulstone]

@NikolaPetrov100 Drunk boxing of course ;D

[NikolaPetrov100]

@ChazFoulstone lol

[teodor44355]

his dancing macarena XD lol

:)

[quwide666]

you don't understand people. he might was a special forces 30 years ago, killing enemy only by knife. but after soviet union gone, his country forgot about his loyality, no pension, took his house. he start badly drinking, and now we see what happen to his brain. very sad, and you all laugh, bastards.

[firelord699]

I suppose if you want to see the best ninja skills- YOU CAN'T BECAUSE THE'RE SO GOOD YOU'LL MISS THEM BEFORE YOU EVEN PAY ATTENTION!

[downandown]

is he catching flies or something like this??

[TheWolfPrints]

Ya, I always liked the Drunken Monkey martial arts style rather than the sober money :D

[OtherSideOfArgument]

holly shit! im thinking vietnam ninja vet?

[HollywoodLoverUndead]

Grandpa what did I say about your skills. i told grandma to lock the cabnets.

[shadowXe123]

drunken master!!!

[kellerboy123456]

shrooms will make you do stupid shit... sorry grandpa.

[MegaStu123]

go grandpa

[shagunbrito]

techno viking bodyguard

[VampRunner]

new title:Ninja Fail staring:Betty Whites ex-husband!! lol great video though props to the old guy your my hero

[adofri]

uhm why is he doing that

[alezmbgt]

tecktonik

[tomidu68]

man vs shaitan

[ezraa123]

That does it! I'm quitting my job and finding this guy to become his disciple! I have to learn this super secret drunken-bum fu! Oh great master, teach me the way of the 5 finger malt liquor punch. Heck, I'm leaving work right now and packing!

[SuperDuper979]

lol aim a kid on 9 and even i can beat this guy becose this stile isn't karate,kung fu or anithing else

[Sakarista]

@SuperDuper979 Yeah yeah you won't say that when he pukes you in the face.

[SuperDuper979]

@Sakarista haha xD

[SuperDuper979]

lol im a kid on 9 and even i know that this that he is nothing even i can beat this guy lol :)

[gircupkake24]

you on somthin



[gircupkake24]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah the oooh your scary

[69yi]

I would not want to get in a fight with this badass

[HaloReach119]

Screw this LOL jk but i prefer  Jackie Chan

[Shoot1ngStar]

@HaloReach119 jackie chan isnt a ninja -_-

[XSeanxMeowX]

WoW.. all you guys are dumb.. he was scratching his whole body! XD jokingg

[MrSealclubber101]

In his mind it was just the burley brawl scene

[ashemasta]

This is actually drunken style of Kung Fu. You just didn't realize that.

[Theziz8]

hahaha PIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­ CHUUUUUUUUUUUU

[megadan429]

only in russia

[hejhs]

The best part about this video is the background music.

[YAN4333]

best of the best

[doremon7164]

LMAO hahah WTF is this!!!!xD

[madboyrhyd]

do u know how offensive that vid is

[DrDerDoc]

are u serious or is this a joke lol

[7899con]

HES LIKE 72!!!!!

[Longkous]

in russia

[laurensmoet1996]

no bad comments he'll kick ur asz

[bethieanndee]

HAH!  my five-year-old was so unimpressed. i loved it!!

[TheKidsofgod]

woop woop woop dodge. oo im over here, oo now im over here. ya can't hit what ya can't see!

[r0y02]

Toasty! Wish he uppercut someone into a pit of spikes

[xxTOXICoINSANITYxx]

LOL... is it wrong that through out the entire video my only thought was, "fall fall fall fall fall fall!!!"

[Joeyal123]

uh yeah bartendor i will have what he is having

[thenfm]

NSFW due to graphic decapitation scenes

[hiimmitchable]

Funny but seriously if he stops a combination of drugs sun and starvation will rape his mind

[touchsmart0]

that just 1 week of karate and 1 bottle of jack daneils tennesse whiskey, cold fillterd drop by drop the tennesse way, which wasnt the easy wat but it was jacks way... please drink resonsably... LOL

[PrommeBorg]

Thumbs up if u watched this the first time and didnt laugh and the second time u laughed untill u cried xD

[HeyyGeeK]

He's like Chuck Norris, but better. O_O

[patchman1000]

hes not on crack

[KingMonkeyPunk]

the way of the drunken monkey!

HAAAAYAHHH!!!!!!!

[David15Gomez]

You know shits about to go down when he takes the hat off.

[jcnbw01]

1:12 - i see he's got some ball-grabbing action going on there... ripps them clean off, throws them on the ground and STOMP! ouch...

[lordalcatraz000]

I WONDER WHO HE IS TRYING TO HIT SORRY CAP

[UzumakiNarutoKun96]

drunken boxing master lol

[vollhorstxD]

0:53 GO PIKACHU !!!

[antikiller92]

@vollhorstxD Pikachu wasn't in a Pokeball

[TheErnieg20]

i think he has been drinking to much but i like the mortal combat theme

[LelouchOfJapan]

Very good technique

[alloutofdonuts]

'will fight ninjas for food'

[Lisadeee1965]

SUPER NINJA SKILLS

[sickkks]

this is drunken-kung-fu style :D imba

[Howedownit]

(english ninja voice) HAHA YOU HAVE LEARNED THE DRUNKEN KONG FU HAHA YOU WILL WIN THE MATCH

[Vincith]

For an old grandpa he's not bad. :D

[haleystorm95]

not to be rude but that was sorda lame!

[obyedawg]

is that a begger

[Samuka454]

0:36 "HAH i finish you stupid cap"

[HameNmk]

Nobody sees? He is using the Old Drunk Sensei Stile...Its Worst Then The Monkey See Monkey Do D:

[tentromipilin]

O.O

[tipster36002]

"Vegeta, whats his power level?"

"ITS OVER 9000!!!!!"

[kevinlovecars]

This is how you know when you have smuggled too many Mortal Kombat movies into the nursing home.......

[kevinlovecars]

You my son ...are ready for....MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!

[LilCmmntGhurl]

give it a rest old man

[xETERNALFARTx]

looked more like drunken boxing than a ninja to me lol

[coreycute]

he's crackhead ninja lol

[MrShopk11]

He's a hobo xD