The Adventures of the Kooda Bow There once was an emperor named Titus Mede II. He was the most celebrated emperor in the entire world. He used to be an adventurer like you, but then he took an arrow to the knee he then became a guard and worked his way up to being an emperor. He realized one day that he was a character in a young Sam's video game. He decided to escape decided to go to the edge of the world. He walked for 30 days and 30 nights. And jumped off the map and fell out of the world
@DARIODUDE12 Yeah... me too... that's the intent behind going bald... it all grows back even... and looks the best IMO... I don't think I look terrible bald... but definitely better with a beard and hair...
@LittleKeepy The "creature commentators" 's house! They keep raising money like the "CREATURE CARL" thing so they can move and make their own company. Seriously.
Creature house! :D hopefully it will be soon, and seamus will play hide the sausage with nova, kootra I hope he'll goes to piss off james, don't know about monica. Spoon will go where nova goes, Dan will be chilling wih gassy, and Sly will be the loud crazy one. Ze will be the one messing with everyone.
what to shoulder dog when dan went to the creature house
Shootermanism 2 weeks ago
thumps up for SHOULDER DOG!!!
BulletTube950 3 weeks ago
Does every creature have a dog or cat?....
TheLILSAINT14 1 month ago
YOU NEED TO GET THE BEARD BACK!
EDVFTW 1 month ago
SHOLDER DOG AWAY!!!
searage11 1 month ago
lol danz looks like DSP
alston2reel 1 month ago
probably misspelled calorado
popingamom 1 month ago
i hope i see you guys becouse i live in calorado to!
popingamom 1 month ago
Dans looks like a heavy with the hairstyle. AWESOME!
TheShadowlesskid 1 month ago in playlist Dan In Real Life (Not the movie)
Did you lose weight?
11MMann 1 month ago
HOLY SHIZZ IS SAURON
MinecraftMostley 1 month ago
Is your sister single LOL!
LatiosBlade 1 month ago
You look a little like the heavy....... It's a good thing!
mrBILBOBAGGENS 1 month ago
<3 Danz! =P
Shoulder dog eh? xD
My cat does the same with me. =3
ilusao1111 1 month ago
SHOULDER DOG!!!
DuoxFTW 1 month ago
...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!? The least you can do is an update vid. :D
Penoreo10 1 month ago
SHOLDER DOG
tyco879 1 month ago
check out my new channel!
Migoden 1 month ago
he looks like my friend in the future
xXssw113Xx 1 month ago
who won the mask?
Brosephody 1 month ago in playlist More videos from DanzNewzMachinima
nice tshirt
TMTSession 1 month ago
Shoulder dog now in stores buy it for 100$
Thomasbear123 1 month ago
Lol ... I dont like him!
Mw2NubsClan 1 month ago
have fun
Creatures1Fan 1 month ago
hey guys DanzNewz here heh
2222lil 1 month ago
skin head
HUDIEPWNZ 1 month ago
@xmoblegitx he is actually not that fat ok so go master ate in the corner or somthing
RUNORZDIE 1 month ago
What kind of dog is that Dan
macipod00 1 month ago
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The Adventures of the Kooda Bow There once was an emperor named Titus Mede II. He was the most celebrated emperor in the entire world. He used to be an adventurer like you, but then he took an arrow to the knee he then became a guard and worked his way up to being an emperor. He realized one day that he was a character in a young Sam's video game. He decided to escape decided to go to the edge of the world. He walked for 30 days and 30 nights. And jumped off the map and fell out of the world
jademonkey57 1 month ago
wait wat?? u sound/kinda look like that dsp guy
fa9ooll 1 month ago
Fatty
xmobxlegitxflag 1 month ago
It's been a week Dan! Hurry up!
Goldhugz 1 month ago
I bet your sister thinks you're crazy for shouting "shoulder dog"
desolatetree 1 month ago
I have 2 German shepherds 1 redbone hound and 1 dog I can't figure out what type it is so I call it a monkey dog
legostarwarsfan250 1 month ago
my dog sits on my shoulder too he is a weirdo but i love him
moonglow05 1 month ago
DAMNIT DANZ, Y U SO SMEXY?! ;o
robospike55 1 month ago
Man for some reason I just can't stop laughing when you said Shoulder Dog and started walking around
TheOne4471 1 month ago
my cat loved to sit on peoples shoulder till she died:(
Nightsfail 1 month ago
dan i want to ask you a serious question do u fuck ladies like a boss XD
Violentkiller87 1 month ago
whats this creature house thing ???
JustBoostThis 1 month ago in playlist Dan In Real Life (Not the movie)
Where the FUCK are the cats?!
Frosttybite 1 month ago
Are you gonna be in the 24 hour stream tonight? :o
stacieplars4116 1 month ago
watch?v=Ey8a5sZIg6U
MrScrubTub 1 month ago
"oh no I'm in an awkward place... Let's play with dogs"
xdesertxxKILLER 1 month ago
did NOT picture u would look like this...
bigpimpinCBP 1 month ago
omg Danz you look good bald!!!! Nice!!!
TheMasterchief117s 1 month ago
SHOULDER DOG!!!! SHOOUUUULDER DOOOOOOG!!!!
Frenchy1196 1 month ago
Dont panic because it's... *inhales deeply* SHOULDER DOOOOOOOOOOOG!
PurplePastaMonster 1 month ago
Shoulder dog vs kitty scarf
ralkar606 1 month ago
Shoulderdog Shoulderdog!
TubeYouMedia 1 month ago
Awww hey gonzo you guys wanna see gonzo I DONT LIKE HIM
shadowsparrow100 1 month ago
you look like a giant baby :D
TheCpuninja 1 month ago
You have the beard of Chuck Norris!
TheSoaden 1 month ago 9
@TheSoaden Soaden!! :D
WolfofLOLS 1 month ago 3
you look like a bouncer
thePURPLEdinosaur00 1 month ago
You look like the white version of beetlejuice .. lol
SuperToastMC 1 month ago
Last name Witten?
hachet0001 1 month ago
SHOOOOOUUULDER DOOOOOOOG.
Kevster921 1 month ago
dan i love you
Everyweapon 1 month ago
Doesn't Kootra live in Colorado?
LegenDAIRYmeta 1 month ago
Snowflake, fresh meat kitty.
oscarmikefoxtrot 1 month ago
I like you more with hair and a beard.
DARIODUDE12 1 month ago 74
@DARIODUDE12 Yeah... me too... that's the intent behind going bald... it all grows back even... and looks the best IMO... I don't think I look terrible bald... but definitely better with a beard and hair...
DanzNewzMachinima 1 month ago 80
@DanzNewzMachinima you look like a cool bouncer :P
soapster1000 1 month ago
@DanzNewzMachinima You kind of remind of Darksydephil.
TB26 1 month ago in playlist Dan In Real Life (Not the movie)
@DanzNewzMachinima Meant to say "you kind of remind me of Darksydephil".
TB26 1 month ago in playlist Dan In Real Life (Not the movie)
@DanzNewzMachinima I think you are more smexy bald :P
X3n0cBG 1 month ago
@DanzNewzMachinima Id keep the beard. Cuz beards are awesome :D
ThePs3DougglesNukem 1 month ago
@DanzNewzMachinima u look different men i was thinking ur was another guy
Fiascotje 1 month ago
Ooh I Like That Fluffy Dog ! :D
NickoGames 1 month ago
OHO. I want a gif of Dan and his shoulder dog.
itsmeekate 1 month ago
Danz looks like a bouncer in this video :D
PieSecrets 1 month ago
Dan is racist against non-fluffy dogs. Shame
Zerero13 1 month ago
The adventurers of batdanz and his sidekick shoulder dog :p
cky964life 1 month ago
you look great without hair!
TheCyberFlint 1 month ago
SHOULDER DOG
sonicminer65 1 month ago
@97GamingCommentary No he lost his beard
xZorffinx 1 month ago
Danz you lost weight!!
97GamingCommentary 1 month ago
Aw man, now I'm stuck with CaptainSparklez.
killincat470 1 month ago
@killincat470
BlueXephos?..
KaylenCraft 1 month ago
@KaylenCraft Maybe he doesn't like the yogscast?
TerranWTF 1 month ago
@TerranWTF
I never said he liked them, I was asking..
KaylenCraft 1 month ago
@KaylenCraft Sorry.
TerranWTF 1 month ago
@TerranWTF
lolyeah, it's ok kinda sounds different if you read it over so no worries.
KaylenCraft 1 month ago
@KaylenCraft Who?
killincat470 1 month ago
@killincat470
BlueXephos
(Yogscast)
they play minecraft, too.
KaylenCraft 1 month ago
I can understand why he likes the dog better then the rat.
FEARxEATER 1 month ago in playlist Dan In Real Life (Not the movie)
Vin Deisel?
aGxCozzy 1 month ago
Gimmie dat shoulderdog
JohnTheKiller11 1 month ago
dat shoulderdog. Have a nice vacation, Dan!
Zeroi 1 month ago
I may sound like a massive scrub here... But can someone inform me of what the Creature House is?
LittleKeepy 1 month ago
@LittleKeepy The "creature commentators" 's house! They keep raising money like the "CREATURE CARL" thing so they can move and make their own company. Seriously.
neo007ful 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@neo007ful Ah okay, thats awesome as! Thanks for being so polite :)
LittleKeepy 1 month ago
why is your head naked?
DaLancer200 1 month ago
BALD?!?!?
MrKingLlama 1 month ago
TheSoaden brought me here from a video, he thanked Danz for retweeted him :)
JasonFace029 1 month ago 40
@JasonFace029 me too lol. i never heard of danz until now, hes awesome!
manfredmanify 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@JasonFace029 Lol me too
TheTalkingaboot 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
That shirt! I could've gotten one! :(
KingSaw100 1 month ago
Bat Danz and his sidekick... SHOULDER DOG
TheConfusled 1 month ago
The white MR. T
M9MAYHAM 1 month ago
Creature house! that means SEAMUS IS GONNA PLAY "HIDE THE SAUSAGE WITH NOVA!!!"
TheRawWasabi 1 month ago 73
@TheRawWasabi YAY and SHOULDERDOG!!!!!!
nastynork56 1 month ago
@TheRawWasabi Which will conveniently lead to more videos
SuperIGotHacked 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
shoulder dog hahaha my cat does that but she uses her claws to climb up ur back
b0h1qu3 1 month ago
lol, shoulder dog
4forpengs 1 month ago
Is the background a green screen?
PrinceOfPersia876 1 month ago
@PrinceOfPersia876: I believe it's a screen that used to be green but now it's blue because I pooped on it after eating blue waffles.
HoryLeo 1 month ago in playlist Dan In Real Life (Not the movie)
danz dont vote for Mit Romney
purernge153 1 month ago
Dan you look like a BOSS
massimo094 1 month ago
Danz look handsome have you been working out ?
malikboy44 1 month ago
Danz look handsome have you been working out ?
malikboy44 1 month ago
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he looks almost like dsp but not really only a little just my opinion
ratednom 1 month ago
he looks almost like dsp but not really only a little just my opinion
ratednom 1 month ago
danz = vin deasel --- dont know how to spell it :)
castlemania69 1 month ago
What if SOPA passes, what will you all do then?
TheMasterpiecePD 1 month ago
i miss the beard already :(
Obyron123 1 month ago
Yes, planning is for fools!
MrTbro123 1 month ago
Don't worry Gonzo, I like you.
Doylt 1 month ago
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I liked this video because of the fluffy dog.
MrMurderx1221 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I liked this video because of the fluffy dog.
MrMurderx1221 1 month ago
I liked this video because of the fluffy dog.
MrMurderx1221 1 month ago
I liked this video because of the fluffy dog.
MrMurderx1221 1 month ago
lololol baldy
snerl69 1 month ago in playlist Dan In Real Life (Not the movie)
DAN WHERES YOUR HAIR!!!!!!!!!!
wtftop 1 month ago
Where in Colorado
Squirrel7811 1 month ago
You somtimes remind of DSPGaming on this vid but funny
charlizamon1 1 month ago
lol i wanna shoulder dog
ThatHypesGuy 1 month ago
Chubby Jason Statham!
xBarbastrumf 1 month ago
Is that around whistler?
charzard0105 1 month ago
Did you get a hair cut?
weaksauceIV 1 month ago
The day i start to watch your videos you go on vacation
sadface.
TheOneGuyWhoGames 1 month ago
BATDANZ DON'T NEED NO SIDEKICK!!! HE HAS *inhales* SHOULDER DOOOOOOOOGGG!!!!!
timothyseeyl 1 month ago
SHOULDER DOG, SHOULDER DOG!!!!
FinnishRenski 1 month ago
danz didnt get a haircut. its just the new camera
PrideObviously 1 month ago
the cute and fluffy dog is so cute and fluffy :D idont like the other....-.-
oKlDDo 1 month ago
DANZ, Y U NO HAVE HAIR!?>:o
gsw4mroblox 1 month ago in playlist Dan In Real Life (Not the movie)
Have a nice vacation and rofl at shoulder dog
mark01318 1 month ago
what would batdanz think about this!?
Thesurge747 1 month ago
Shoulder dog=greatest thing ever
kilpikonnatortugas 1 month ago in playlist Dan In Real Life (Not the movie)
<3
echtnieteke 1 month ago
lmao! shoulder dog!!!
Anascup 1 month ago
That little dog is going to grow up to be your arch nemesis, Danz.
cpsofficial 1 month ago
Wtf
TheAdam642 1 month ago
Creature house! :D hopefully it will be soon, and seamus will play hide the sausage with nova, kootra I hope he'll goes to piss off james, don't know about monica. Spoon will go where nova goes, Dan will be chilling wih gassy, and Sly will be the loud crazy one. Ze will be the one messing with everyone.
GreedyKingGreed 1 month ago
@GreedyKingGreed i hope so
undersizeblitz 1 month ago
As much as I love you Dan, you never say I don't like you to a pet let alone a dog.
GodlyMiller 1 month ago
@GodlyMiller Why?
OriginalLawnmower 1 month ago
@GodlyMiller so if a pet always tried t bite you or something you would still say you love it WTF
TheGuyNextDoorYea 1 month ago 2
Damn it, I just subbed...
justskate1111 1 month ago
The first one was SUPER ugly.
XxPr1mArYxX 1 month ago
The dog is like " SHIT SHIT!! FUCK DON'T LET GO !!! FUCK DAMM BALD GUY FKKKK HELLPPPP!!" XD
Exophic 1 month ago 2
So.......the creature house is a go?
crazypeople9642 1 month ago
@crazypeople9642 It has been for a while now..
no1bongtoker 1 month ago
LOOKING SEXAY DANNAAAY
xnautx17 1 month ago
damn Dan why do you have to be so god darn sexy? you are making the rest of us guys look bad...
Stropalopalopagoose 1 month ago
gimme dat shoulder doggie....wait batdanz on vacation? with shoulder dog?....crime will be fought and defeated!!
MyztiCchriz 1 month ago
First Tom Cruise and now Van Deisel have joined the creatures
MJH72996 1 month ago
shoulder dog
reallycrazykota 1 month ago
Dan... lookin' good!
ourex117 1 month ago
Hey Danz, you should update your dailybooth more often :)
Goldhugz 1 month ago
Have fun!
RadioactiveCheese0 1 month ago
You look like private plye from full metal jacket
tjlyons10 1 month ago
I'll miss you Danz! D:
By the way, shaved head goes well with you.
ChCa 1 month ago
Ok did everyone else already know they got the creature house? All I'm seein is "shoulder dog"
chicago3724 1 month ago
Dat YOUTUBE MONAAYY
CornadaTV 1 month ago
he looks like a potato
notevenmexicann 1 month ago
Munroe?! as a dog name?!
TheMythicCinema 1 month ago
@TheMythicCinema monroe
kglugo 1 month ago
@kglugo you can spell it both ways :)
TheMythicCinema 1 month ago
@TheMythicCinema not when its my dog you can't... you can spell it 'Monroe' like on her tag.
kglugo 1 month ago
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TheMythicCinema 1 month ago
@TheMythicCinema you mad? lol
kglugo 1 month ago
@kglugo nah im happy
TheMythicCinema 1 month ago
@kglugo nice dog though
TheMythicCinema 1 month ago
@kglugo sorry :/
TheMythicCinema 1 month ago
I taught my dog to be held like a baby, and I regret it now.
petey7535 1 month ago