Xygni's Rock Band DLC Reviews 9/9

[exact0707]

two bad players on great songs with horrible jokes. i rate this video a 0 out of 10. because 0 is fail.

[blt157]

that drummer sucks ass

[Adelfish]

lol one week? by barenaked ladies?

[GoldenSniper5]

this calling is the hardest out of the 3 two weaks easyest and chion middle

[Brost31]

Oh my, epic bass pedal mod

[DBZ4life111]

slaps you in the face.... takes your money... lolol

[Joashie]

Dayum your bass pedal lol

[ajrapps]

"i wish this song was one week" lol

[popesweetjesus253]

This is the best pack released as dlc on rockband thumbs up if you agree

[DeathRockManBearPig]

mmmmm... cookies

[RussianBear28]

the epiliptic gramma was the funniest thing

[KH2Finatix]

look at my sight reads

All Expert Drums

Two Weeks: 5 Star Sightread

Chiron: 4 Star Sightread

This Calling: Failed sightread

[pcochrane123]

makes good sense....you must be a better drummer than me cause mine was 4,3, and failed as well....but clearly there is a pattern what's easiest to hardest

[killswitchofdeath]

Yeah...I love a challenge and that solo looks amazing so... yeah, I'd give it like an 8

[Dreadlord67]

What the fuck. He's just giving it a 3.5 because he's so bad. People as decent as me can almost clear that solo with ease. Drum guy sucks, too.

[pat2793]

I'm sorry, but you absolutely fail for giving Two Weeks a 3.5 on guitar. Its amazingly fun, not to mention the best sounding song of the ATR songs.

[Crushilista]

Pizza Bagels!!!!

[tsar1337]

Combo raper?

[KH2Finatix]

this calling is not the easiest on drums

[Davids7FC]

That's what I was thinking. That's the only one I can't beat very often. The other 2 are cake.

[FlameX15]

no picture of your grandma for two weeks?

[kknyras]

nvm about wat i said :P

[JetzRule]

im just wondering

y did u say that "This Calling" is the easiest on drums when it is clearly the hardest?

[kknyras]

he said the solo is the easiest

[shibaduba00]

No... he said that This Calling is easiest

[kknyras]

i no i said tht nvm my other comment

[excelsior553]

it's not hard you just suck

[nonzzero]

I think you should do some reviews of your own. I'm sure people would love your charming personality.

[KingOfPowerOn]

Reply of the year.

[KH2Finatix]

lol the zig zags of death

[SleekParrot]

<3 your dlc reviews. they make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :P but seriously they make me laugh. not many things make me laugh. except fainting goats. search it on yotube. its funny as hell

[EliteDeathbotOfLife]

rofl thats THE most hilarious discription of a solo EVER!!!!

[TheCameraM4n]

i'd have to disagree with nonzero's reviwe of two weeks. not only do i think its the best sounding song but also IMO i think its the most fun. the solo is great to jam too and the triplets are fun if u can play them. i just think u shouldnt bias ur scores on difficulty

[jasonana]

Im not bashing you guys, IMO your DLC reviews are the best in the WHOLE WIDE....youtube, i mean it, but you can not trash a song just because is too hard, some people like hard songs, and in case is too freakin hard for you just turn it down a notch....play it in Hard

[nonzzero]

Not everyone will like a song that gets a high score, and not everyone will hate a song that gets a low score. It's just my opinion and how I felt about the song.

I think I did a pretty good job of describing what the song was like, so if you like that sort of thing then you're just a different kind of player than I am.

[ymustisignin]

I'm not in the "top 5" and i passed all three on my sighread of drums.

[xygni]

Welllll that's because I hate you.

[D3m0nk1ng584]

Two Weeks is the easiest song this week to be honest. And the best.

[nonzzero]

You're 0 for 2 on true statements so far.

[D3m0nk1ng584]

Ah, a matter of opinion my friend. :)

[iPolmer]

wtf that was a bad review! u said this calling is the easiest yeah right and chiron and two weeks wasnt that hard at all

[nonzzero]

I agree, that Stephen Colbert song that came out today was way harder.

[Joebowled242]

7.5....HUGS!! XD

[Jeremy3144]

That bass pedal, is messed up.

Looks like Harmonix caught word of your pedal, and decided to screw you over this week.

[Vosty3]

ROFL COMBO RAPER... your review rox!!!

[Vosty3]

Riding a unicorn comment FTW!!! rofl

[Vosty3]

lol at the bass petal!!!

[XospazzyOx]

this is the funniest review since cookie left and the best week in a while

[Suiode]

seven is descent lol

[njo823vg]

This Calling isn't the easiest... By far the hardest. And you don't have to be top 5 to pass it... Love the reviews though.

[paudeline]

This is probably the funnest pack on guitar, second only to the Roadrunner records pack.

[RockBandBub]

7.5 hugs...best rating ever

[bradabenton]

i disagree i think that "This Calling" is the hardest song.  I've passed the other two but cant even get close to passing "This Calling"

[maxboxnl]

same here, 10% of this calling sends me straight to hell on drums XD

[bradabenton]

take that back just passed it, spent alot of time in the red , but pulled it out

[jessealot]

OMGIZZLE. I only have to join the forum and I can have cookie back?!?

[antoniosabeast]

raping combos lol

[SOADknotcboyhell]

i love all that remains and this pack but damn y the hell does rock band have double bass songs with the plastic drum pedal this fucking killz seriously rock band 2 needs a double bass pedal :]

[mrbobb1]

they have a port to have a double bass pedal option =) but it doesnt come with one,

USE YOUR RB1 PEDAL =O

[skywilliam]

This Calling isn't the easiest for me... :( it's the only one I failed on career sightread. actual sightread (band quickplay) I failed Chiron as well.

[Tai1291]

I like the vocals for this calling allot, i mite buy it just to sing...

[blackplastic7]

You gave it a 3.5 for being hard...? You gave it a bad score....for being....hard...?

[nonzzero]

Not for being hard, for being awkward and unenjoyable.

I think we can all agree that the other two songs are pretty difficult too, but they didn't have the

[nonzzero]

... annoying qualities that Two Weeks had.

[skywilliam]

Chiron is definately the most fun on guitar, but I actually found all three to be quite enjoyable. :/

[dabears11694]

Awsome! I love nonzero.

Also, you said This Calling was the easiest on drums?! How did you not pick up that error?

[nonzzero]

Yeah, I think he meant to say Two Weeks. We failed This Calling like 20 times.

[Dogmatic2020]

Hilarious, I love you guys, but fuck these songs.

[sean48611]

Two weeks deserve a 7

Chiron deserves a 10

Done and done.

[Felldohswrath]

Two weeks, IMO looks fun. I actually like those kind of songs, cause once I get em' down, it's as fun as eating burgers. Seriously. But opinions are opinions. I suppose. :)

[X28KillzLaterX]

two weeks deserves way better... a challenging solo is a good solo and two weeks definitly hits that spot. its not impossible, its doable, but you have to test your self. guitar should be a little bit higher thant what you two gave it for guitar imo.

[TTAABBJJDD]

Chiron deserves at least an 8. I just love it so I'd give it a 9. And Two Weeks is also REALLY fun and REALLY challenging at the same time, I'd give that AT LEAST a 7.5, probably an 8.

[maniac111]

Yeah, two weeks is actually my favorite out of the whole pack. It's very catchy, and has a fun, challenging solo. But if you can't do zigzags very well, I guess it would be frustrating.

[MasterChief3624]

Completely agreed. Two Weeks got lambasted on guitar for no apparent reason. Honestly, don't take points off of a song just because it might be a little more difficult than you wanted... And because strumming is more necessary in it.

Great review up until then. Also, Chiron should have gotten a bit higher of a score... It's my favorite song in the pack, but the reason I say you should have given it a higher score is because you made it sound like you were giving it an 8 or something.

[nonzzero]

Instead of complaining about the score maybe you guys could listen to the review and see if I'm describing qualities that you like in a song. And if you like that sort of thing, buy it.  I consider myself an average-skilled expert player, and that's who I was rating for.

[X28KillzLaterX]

so maybe do a review that would statisfy everyone, not just people who are normal players. a 3 is one of the worst scores i have seen in these videos and you should think of the song a whole and for everyone instead of just a average-skilled player.

[nonzzero]

Satisfy everyone? Surely you jest.

[vedicardi]

I don't like how he gave a low score because it (2 weeks) was "too hard" /:

[ghettogrenade]

keep this guy (zero) he is great. Also are you guys going to be doing something special for rockband 2 or still just dlc

[TTAABBJJDD]

Wow, non_zero, you kinda suck...My sightread raped the shit out of you.

[SSoHPKC]

That's unfortunate, because he's doing the reviews and you're not. I'm sure it's not because of your shitty attitude, but something else, right?

[nonzzero]

I've been raped enough today, thanks.

[metallicakixtotalass]

Sorry but I can't stand "hardcore", especially All That Remains, but I guess the charts looks somewhat fun

[TheUsedxSeether182]

two weeks has been my favorite song in 2 weeks!!!...no wait.... 4 weeks..

[Guybrush923]

Another good review.  I like how Non_Zero isn't masochistic, like Carungi.

[IxIgnitionxI]

Great review guys, you had me laughing throughout the video.

[ManfredvonKarma7]

Give us Cookie's what? Address to send hate mail to for abandoning the reviews?

[twilightrealm10]

...................Wow, just wow

[ManfredvonKarma7]

You're that impressed by my wordplay? I thought it was lame when I posted it; good to see I was mistaken.

[Mastersturm]

rolmao at ur bass pedal

[a1gaius]

I actually enjoy Two Weeks ALOT!

[nexteyenate]

me too. two weeks is my favorite guitar song in the whole game. I actually don't like the actual song that much, but the guitar note chart is amazing.

[a1gaius]

I was about to say that! I don't even like metal and I still loved this pack just because of the awesome charts.

[AlluminatedGuy]

Hey Guys.

Good job!

I'm gonna go pick these up right now!

[Kflow123789]

nice review guys! i might get this calling

[shadow6463]

how is this calling the easiest of the 3 on drums O_O. imo its two weeks

[SupaScott77]

Lol " And it made me realise... that even hardcore songs have feelings...." Litterally lol'd

[Ignitionator]

Thankyou

[gamerrl]

2nd!

[latte45]

First  Yes!!! Yea yea good review---Great songs.

[fallenj1]

jizzmonkey