the Balloon Boy...

[reppincville]

roid rage on cam!!

[MrRT1966]

The stupid media gave the balloon boy and his dumbass family the attention they "didn't " deserve. The parents should have been fined and jailed for 1) contributing to the delinquency of minors 2) calling in a false alarm to the police and 3) making many good caring people divert their time and resources- this being a danger to them and an expensive ripoff to the taxpaying public! It is truly unbelievable that there are adults out there (esp. parents) who are that extremely immature and idiotic!

[MrThetube99]

guys an idiot bottom line

[SeclorumOrdoNovus]

So far..this guy makes perfect sense if you really listen to him.

The media is fuelling the giant distraction machine for all of us with all kinds of useless stories. DrinkingwithBob = Good Work.

Cheers.

[SalvadorDali22]

but is the ballon boy _definitively_ all right??

[OneMove33]

@ 1:11 cracked me up

[EastTsimShaTsui]

This jerkoff is mad at everything on earth, or at least anything in america that gets more exposure than he does. He yells and screams and tries to trash everything. This clown got 2 minutes on RT (russia today) and tried to say he was more suitable to voice issues than John Stewart.. This guy is a joke with a failed gimmick who tries to sell weak ass merchandise to retards dumb enough to want a trucker hat with his youtube channel on it.

[looknfortruth]

@EastTsimShaTsui hey dude,you know what do dont you...dont watch no more of his vids you moron..oh and youll not be missed..cheerio now!

[Marsdevilsvolta]

@EastTsimShaTsui sounds like you are a partisan blowhard.

[caganb]

Balloon boy for pres.

[friedie1jeff]

Welcome to America!

[DDUNES2]

this guy is on heroine or speed or something! hes bugging the fuck out!

[MrQwertyIsAwsome]

u go to fast!!! ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttt­ttttttttttttttuuuuuuuuuuuuuppp­ppp

[lovestospoodge1]

Bob, you didn't even had to ask me to subscribe, man.

[kalitexnis10]

Can this country get anymore stupid... :04 LFMAO

[FalconFreek]

Bob you should be a coach

[jaebcommakayla]

do a rant about idiots that do nothing but wallow in their scum all day and get so pissed at themselves that they make pointelss rants on the internet to distract them from the fact that their lives are pathetic and that they're running low on coccaine.

[twiztidlestat]

@jaebcommakayla

Pretty much, This guy sits and watched the news ALL DAY, and then bitches about it on youtube, a site that has 13 year olds shaking they're ass to rap music. His credibility is fucking as much as chris crocker.

[lilshortys309]

do a rant on people who cant control their temper, oh wait, thats you.

[loveraac]

I WANT TO SLAP YOU! UHG!

[claridiva2000]

2 DOLLARS AND BARBARA STREISAND TICKETS!!

[Seigu007]

Do a rant about the idiots who shop at best buy. fucking human parasites.

[mbison83]

cant stop laughing!

[videotitan1]

Wow, I bet that Coke your using its 100% pure.

[CreeOps]

ballon kids dad has a mental problem. look at him.

[solomonkane23]

the media only covers what will sells soap, moron. blaim the ignorant masses, of which you are one. blaim rupert murdock for creating a twisted propaganda machine called fox.

[XChrisUnknownX]

Right on. That whole thing was definitely a real show of how stupid and selfish some people can be.

[junkie4vids]

I prefer the Bubble Boy over the Balloon Boy.

Moops !!

[aftermarketcrf]

wow, this guy needs to drink less coffee...lol

[slapshot68]

how cud this be national news? it should of ben local news only.

[xtremixt1]

where is the sound?

[mja2035]

will you please calm down, i can't watch you.

[AquariusLowtide]

The parent went to jail two days before Christmas..they will serve 3 months a piece.

[ryan41990]

he sends one of his kids into the attic with a 6 pack of juiceboxes hahaha

[ehunter2]

Almost Bob..almost. Balloon Boy Daddy is going to jail..and gets a $11,000 fine.

Sweeeeeeeeeeet.

[ryn7yen2]

haha...i love it...well said...do more videos

[kylerich2010ARMY]

whats next?.....more of bobs amazing videos..

[ou812scott]

and he doens't even break a sweat

[Carlb0t]

tru dat yo

[stewielove101]

Bob you're my hero! I really get a kick out of your videos:)

[DJCandyManMike]

@stewielove101

So do I! I guess the only question is... well, what;s next?

[audeyisaacs]

This is the first video I have watched where I agree with you completely.

[stopthprob1984]

one of your better rants i agreed 100%

[insidethe222]

ok bob  have a suggestion if you saw my video called america wake up youll know we the people do have the power to stop the govt its a national shut down get media involved organise a date when america stays home until further notice

[DetroitLass]

"what's next? what's next? what's next?"

live on youtube clip, man has aneurysm.

[yardee101]

wtf is wrongwid u man

[clownhe01]

this dude belongs in arkham asylum he nuts

[svthai]

are you mad? hehehhehe

[Seraku15]

WHATS NEXT WHATS NEXT WHATS NEXT!

[gcwagoner]

One of his best rants ever..

[texasman1978]

Hey, onedeadcat, this isn't about democrat-republican! You need to wake up.

Useful idiot.

[mzbreezy5589]

Wow, you're really trying, ha.

[onedeadcat]

Hey Bob, the balloon boy and his family are republicans.

There. You can stop ranting about them now.

White trash.

[Vulturer]

From what I understand, the media has used the balloon boy thing just so people would keep watching and listening to their crap. Same goes for K-fed, Soulja Boy, random boob-slips, and photographs of Obama riding a bicycle. Who cares? This country is spending tons of money in a war on another continent, schools in bad neighborhoods are closing because kids are going nuts, and Medical Insurance companies are getting rich from exploiting the sick and the old.

[DetroitLass]

uh... that's the poster's POINT: that the media will film and broadcast anything (crap) for ratings. It's pathetic.

[jakefree25]

Wow a hoax, that is hardly the end of the world. The kid's father called the media to get attention.

[shadowvowed187]

Wow...

[wwedude1987]

hahaha awesome lol

[cbgfx]

wow i love these epic rants!

[ROosthakid]

You from new york by any chance? Go Yankees!!! Up by 2!!

[dallaskathy]

someone hijacked my youtube account and was using it to post comments. I have changed my password.

[ShemaleJizzMonger]

what?

[fittlefattle18]

Man I watched a couple of your videos and I suggest you go see a psychiatrist, you definitely have some major issues going on!! Probably got arse phucked by your hillbilly dad when you were younger. Who knows!!!

[dallaskathy]

I love how you liberal dueschbags call anyone who disagrees with you hillbillies. Hes from New York you freaking moron. Cant you tell by his New York accent? Obviously youre not nearly as smart as you think you are you stuck up, errogant ass liberal.

[debraven23]

Hey dallaskathy - Learn how to spell before you post, ever heard of a dictionary?

[PapaCzu1990]

lamest insults to be possibly said on youtube "learn to type then talk"

[fittlefattle18]

Wow dude you just exposed yourself as a man that has never seen a classroom in his life!!HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!! A hillbilly standing up for another hillbilly!!!HAHAHAHA!! And I actually feel bad for someone who takes this screaming A-hole seriously. And yes there are hillbilly rednecks in New York but not that many.

[PapaCzu1990]

fuck liberals

[antimormon772]

No, how about fuck you.

[felixdov]

Humm... You would have to like Barbara Streisand a lot...

[yoshie8706]

u should be a rapper if u can talk that fast and still keep your words straight

[KOLOTOLZ]

americas going down....thanks to political correctness....america rewards idiots and morons nowadays

[caganb]

The father should go to jail for 10 years, then pay back what it costs the town or state.

[wastedtubers]

think about what the cost would be?should he cost the tax payer, for his stupid stunt?

[KingSsurno]

I agree, some weak shitty prank shouldn't even be debatable or on tv for us to have to see or hear. We have other problems and stupid shit going on, and yet balloon boy pops up. Keep it up Bob! ;)

[yodasprite]

If you read the moms confession she saids that her husband also made her eat poop on numerous occasions. I know some of you may not find this strange....... i'm just sayin!

[SlimeMEHDEIVAL]

All this cause a father[term used loosely] wants 2 have his own reality show. That alone should prevent a lot of other reality shows from being made. Leno was right, maybe they should take the kids away from this fool & give them to Britney Spears. Can't get any worse than that.

[21Sarabi]

I feel bad for the kids for having such idiotic parents. Hope they grow up to see how they are and not to be like them.

[11november58]

i think you just said everything I tought in less time than i had. i had a nanno second and no one was surrounding me with cameras so i continued thinking my thoughts.

just remember- it's all about reality.

be real- be yourself.

[taylor22222222]

Hey guys, check out Yahoo!  It says that Mayumi Heene (the mom of non-ballon boy) actually confessed to the whole thing! It's kinda interesting.

[packerfan748]

I only disagree with Bob sometimes, this i agree with, its classic bob, he represent the anger most people fee about issues in this country in a funny way. very good at pointing out how ridiculous people act

[dt24]

if america could speak shed say that...

[The8thDragonball]

Bob I feel the same.

Good job !

[HardBodyNyC]

So here's my question..... Whats next?

[taylor22222222]

....always watching...first amendment buggin on ya?

[metalschooldrill]

You caught the media forcing moronic news. I bet the media was in on the conspiracy to come up with news

[iFailWithPride]

does Bob have a runny nose?

[leftygunz704]

Wow, something I agree with you on!

[SeaSidezFiNesT831]

haha love you bob you are a beast.....you point out the obviouse to people who cant see the obviouse

RESPECT

[antimormon772]

SeaSidezFiNesT831 makes it OBVIOUSE that everyone who supports bob is OBVIOUSEly a fucking retard.

This debate has been won, don't even try assholes.

[SeaSidezFiNesT831]

thats your opinion which means nothing to me soo okay sure hahaha!!!

[antimormon772]

Of course it's my opinion dipshit.

But my opinion happens to be the correct one.

And if you missed my post before criticizing your lack of elementary spelling skills, you are even stupider than i thought. I'm sorry, I shouldn't pick on retards.

[SeaSidezFiNesT831]

calm down why the insults do you like talking shit to people over the internet when they dont agree with you? hmm i wonder why im a retard just for thinking differently? thers no need for insults your getting mad while im still happy :) dont grow grey hairs people will always think differently then you dont be stupid haha

[antimormon772]

Shut the hell up. You are a retard for forgetting how to spell, not for thinking differently.

[SeaSidezFiNesT831]

haha okay :)

[mrgrinch81]

Can this country get any more stupid? No Can we sink any lower? no

[yoda2088]

you sound so mad

[antimormon772]

Yes this country can get stupider. A redneck asshole may one day stroll into Best Buy, buy a shitty camcorder with easy YouTube upload feature, and film himself bitching about current events. Oh wait that already happened. Fuck you bob.

[whitemanwaydownsouth]

antimormon772 , or a douchebag could go to the liberry and use their computer to complain about bob, oh wait that did happen,about an hour ago. get a life asshole.

[antimormon772]

Okay listen up dickhead, you southern inbred retards should first of all never attempt to insult somebody when referring to technology. I will point out your very original joke about me going to use a library computer, or wait it was a LIBERRY computer. You try to make fun of me by saying i travel to a library to fulfill my computer needs, but you cant even spell the god damned word that completes your joke. Go cook another batch of meth you god damned sister-fucking demented asshole.

[whitemanwaydownsouth]

the way i spelled library is part of the joke you fucking idiot. look above at your comment to SeaSidezFiNesT831 and see how you obviously cannot spell you douchebag. you ignorance is obvious , and the fact that you are a little bitch ass ho is OBVIOUS.

[antimormon772]

You called me an idiot because you say I misspelled something? I was making fun of that asshole for spelling obvious wrong, but your naive, nigger lynching ass must have overlooked the post i was referring to. Talk about fucking retarded. Plus, I think you may be suffering from a lack of comfortable identity. Your name, as well as your picture, show people that you are a white confederate. And yet, you insult me like a gangster would? Fuck you.

[whitemanwaydownsouth]

no i call you an idiot because of the content of your comment, not your spelling. you call bob a redneck with a camera making stupid videos, but where are YOUR fucking videos?? you dont have any !! thats what i though BITCH!!

[rickrocker]

LOL @ antimormon772

[51jake51]

Bob 4 President ..

[sideslide23]

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY I'm 26 years old

[whitemanwaydownsouth]

happy birthday

[maryls1]

Is it true that a fireman in PA is suspended from work without pay for refusing to take an American flag sticker off of his locker? WTF IS NEXT???

[otto5656]

yes thats true. The rule says no stickers. But the flag? It's on his jacket, the truck, outside the fire house but he cant have it on his locker? seems a liitle stupid to me. The captain needs to use a little common sense in my opinion.

[geecorp]

you are fucking brilliant

[derttiej]

i dont agree with alot of shit you yell about.. but this is a good 1

[kevind360]

Bob is a damn drunk. Why should we be listening to him?

[archemedes314]

what's wrong with drunks?

[MoonTreasure]

He's got great points and isn't brainwashed by the liberals and democrats like most of America.

[Laranzava]

Bob should be a news anchorman.

[ChewySatisfaction]

If I ever some to america, we must have a beer and a discussion. drop me a line

[zackhanscom]

at the end of these videos,when the intensity picks up to full tirade level always brings a smile to my face.

[Lepiratepoulpe]

easy on that coffee/red bull mix

[lastpatriot4America]

Bob you are always right on.

[wacky2backer]

the parents should be put in a balloon and let into the air. i think america needs more appropriate punishmnets when idiots do stupid shit

[MargaritasAntesPorco]

wait. the balloon boy was on Seinfeld, i think.

it was the moops.

[BluePirate55]

Finally, Bob says something that even far left liberals can agree with.

And honestly, just looking at that damn thing you could tell that nobody was in there.

[mikeadksn]

Don't feel so bad. The ballon dad is going to the ballon cooler!

[Thricearoundthecircl]

I still don't know who Jon and Kate are. I ask people and they don't know either. Yeah the balloon boy is on every magazine and all over yahoo...Is there anyway I can get yahoo news off of my list of things to view?? They keep changing it so darn much.

[asmundhagen]

Balloon boy created a lot of mediamoney.

Someone is counting money, and it's not them.

[hippyjihad]

jesus youre fucking annoying holy fuck.

[dmfreak]

you said it. he's nothing but a whining kid. but don't worry because i'll tell you what's next for him: that banshee will die from shouting too much. i prefer those hitler hates videos than his crap they're far more better and funnier.

ok let the thumbs down to me by his retarded lowlife fanboys.....BEGIN!!

although do me a favor bob and make a video about the possible merging of american airlines and japan airlines. you hate AA right?

[PeachFan2262]

Word.

[Wingnutserstoopid]

Let me guess, it's Barack Obama's fault the balloon boy did it.

[sunsetsrgood]

Why don't they call the kid "the attic boy?" I didn't even realize the kid wasn't in the balloon. Never really listened to it in depth but with all the hype who would have guessed the kid was not even in the balloon. I've been ripped off. Put that kid in the balloon...

[DogSaliva]

Keep up the Great Work. You Rock!

[numba1stunna4269]

LOL America sets the pinnacle of stupidity higher and higher every year.

[cbowman61]

and you the same almost been youtube

[cbowman61]

the today shows suck

[leonkennedy1]

Haha, hit the nail on the head again Bob.

[danieldeming]

Everyone talks like he is going to have a heart attack but I bet making these videos is great stress relief being able to get whatever insanity that is going on out there off your chest/mind.

[Otacon237]

LOL I heard about the balloon boy on the radio this morning. Pretty stupid if you ask me.

[jknacasual]

Too Funny, Bob! I needed a laugh this morning. It is laughable. Cuffs and a call to Childrens Services is what these morons needcase solved. What is the next duffus story to placate the publics thirst for stupidity? Attention News Media: I think that one of the Jon and Kate + 8 Kids Pooped in the potty! Better go cover it.

[pokeherface87]

i wana smack your ugly head in bob

[mand1sh3p]

lol

[biscut420]

bob i love ya man but i seriously think your hearts gona go POP with all that high energy yelling

[tied2dye]

base jump from the washington monument

streak through the national archives museum

parachute down over the white house

any Moron can get attention and make money from bigger Morons these days

[TheFlex21]

the mom is kind of hot

[sethamicone]

"she would sell her kids to gypsies for two dollars and barbara streisand tickets..."

Where do you come up with this crap? Brilliant.

[JimmyJustice4753]

hahahahahah

[alwaysopen]

This is priceless!

[therightwords]

Bob,

you're my hero.

Xxxxxx

[Billy982810]

Don't laugh. two dollars and Barbara Streisand tickets.

[lemonjellies]

LOL I love this guy.

[maryls1]

Those selfish bastards shut down an airport, wasted time of police and military. Imagine how much all this cost. If a child is in danger, it's worth it. But for publicity?

BS

[GunShard]

I hope they go to jail for this shit.

[BothKindsofCool]

All modern "journalists" wish they were MTV VJs.

Coming Soon.. CNN Spring Break!.

[CastleDoomerOwn]

Yes the balloon boy I get the point bob I get the point. Yeah that dude I want to become friends with on twitter, myspace, facebook, myyearbook and here on youtube. And I like to make lots and lots of friends and for me still living in Bellevue Tennessee 37221 I will be freaking talking to the whole entire town and be a townie of my neighborhood only of my fancy condo's but if I am no longer living here I will be being popular in northeast phily pa of the nice not robber one's and everythingelse

[Ashkihyena]

Yep, it was a publicity stunt and the family is in big trouble.

[Ishitonyou666]

great vid Bob!

[lotismaster]

I believe it was a publicity stunt.

[dhunter99]

I agree. But try not to have a heart attack dude. I need you to scream at my face more.

[DisneyParkAudios]

The balloon boy is just a gay piece of time wasting shit for everybody. NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE FUCKIN BALLOON BOY! WHAT'S NEXT?! WHAT'S NEXT?! WHAT'S NEXT?!

[steveandimrad]

Too bad balloon boy didn't die. Would've been the best news story ever.

[renijohn012270]

Congratulations!

You finally made a video where you didn't wet your diaper talking about Obama and how he is the reason the world is coming to an end!

Great job, but I know I spoke to soon! You already made a video bitching and moaning that Obama uses too many toilet tissues when whipping his ass, therefore he is not environmentally friendly!

[pedroquintero]

shut the fuck

[Acroix707]

Uh uh uh 57 states?

He has a right to complain Obama's doing horribly, what are we going to lie and say good things about 3.7 trillion man? INB4 some liberal rant that tries to come of as wit.

[terr547]

I would surmise that the reason this whole debacle took place was because the media-- as well as other people-- are trying to make ET buffs look like idiots.

This guy should be thoroughly ashamed of himself for not only exploiting his family, but greatly disparaging certain future events. An unbelievable fool. A bastard.

[Attilaakiraly]

in Hungary the "Balloon Boy" incident is still shown in news :S for over a week now! now there's a news on what will be the lawsuit!

[redcollargedeon]

Today in Canada, there's news that there "may be charges".

Who gives a shit?

[Attilaakiraly]

Exactly! I just red the news on a Hungarian news site :P Bob is right! this hall thing was just a setup so they can get into the media but unfort that comes with a price.....

[sideslide23]

lets Pop the Balloon,

whats next whats next whats next?

[scuddycares]

this guy cracks me up almost every time.

[PeteD07]

That idiot father of his is in the shit now!!!!!!!!!

[smoovay]

Another example of the dumbing down of America. Agree, we can be idiots at times.

[pyramidhead138]

i dont get it, whats all this bullshit about a balloon and a kid?

[staponsa1]

I think this is one of Bob's best rants ever.

The FREAKIN BALLOON BOY

[beedleharrypotter]

#40 - Most Viewed (Today) - Comedians

#73 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Comedians

[SATANSbankers]

It's more smoke and mirrors while the Government shoves something up our Ass.

No CHANGE from the BUSH REGIME, same shit, just a prettier, smarter, more eloquent, Package.

It's all a MARKETING SCAM.

[tripmatt1]

Bush is not president anymore. That's old news. The Democrats control everything right now.

[ForYourFreeMind]

how did you miss the throwing up part?

Amen, Bob. Unreal how our nation is flying down the tubes.. starting with the m