Bill Burr gives Philly a talking to... (Part One)

[crueone212]

Bill Burr is awesome!

[SteamEqualsFAIL]

lol, why did he do this? HAHAHA, they're cheering.

[Baxxter101]

@SteamEqualsFAIL because they'd boo'd the previous acts. Bill decided to get med-devil on those douche-bags.

[LorenzoMikele]

I love how they laugh at everything but these fucking sheep go all ape and start chest beating when they're fucking sports teams are insulted. Fucking paper weights with pulses....

[KPS2345]

I cant believe he actually did this....This is fucking incredible...my sides hurt from laughing...Bill Burr is the FUCKING MAN

[slackerchik]

Omigod! This is the shit!

[hockeybuzz555]

hhahaha the terrorist joke was classic

[Jwill1914]

do detroit!

[overdenkotten]

"Fuck the Liberty Bell"

OMG I can't even see straight.

[bladerunner12]

Only Bill Burr can make the crowd cheer when he tells them to die of heart disease.

[AndrosTalal]

Someone count how many times he said fuck

[liliodine]

He really is a brilliant comedian. Everyone gets a sucky crowd now and then. How well you do is based on the audience. It is HARD doing comedy. You never know what you're going to get when you go out there on stage. Everyone has a bad night. I like the "Eleven minutes left" bit. LOL.

[sofargone915]

Being from philly I still found this funny

[shanmikeable]

this was fucking AMAZING!!!!!! bill burr is one of the funniest people ever... fuck that philly crowd..

[wsdamico]

"The whole pride of your city is built around a fucking guy who doesn't even exist."

hahaha EPIC!

[21Hosey]

"Fuck the liberty bell!"

Classic shit here

[AUSROTTENY2K]

6:55 "And the only way you're getting one is if I throw one at your fucking stupid heads" LOL

This made Bill Burr a legend. As it made Patrice Oneal a legend for defending "funny" and owning that bitch on FOXX News.

[King31395]

The King...

setting the standard that all comedians must attempt to attain.

"You can allll lick my fuckin red nuts...allofya..."

[willbennett47]

Yes!!!!!!

[gwl1983]

Thats it Bill Burr is now officially my favourite person in the whole world!

[GVIGuitarist]

"now go back to the dock and go unload some shit." hahahahahah

[dangmama820]

That is the most BAWSE shxt I've ever seen. Bill Burr is that dude. period.

[anglo1saxon3]

This is why I love freedom of speech :)

[HanSoloxcs]

rofl great video backgrounds

[908LuX973]

@TheJaredThingy i think its the people from camden and NJ are laughing and the fags from philly are booing

[bgcheese]

Baghdad is a better city then Philly.

[ytube5032]

"Your football team has not won a championship since before there were face-masks LMAFO !!!!!

[King31395]

I wonder if, after Bill walked offstage behind the curtains where all the other comedians for that day were...if they all bowed to him.

[eutue]

i think of Deck who said, "i smoke on the mic like Smokin Joe Frazier"

[stebecool]

Can you imagine the beat down that Bill would put on BuckNasty at the Haters' Ball?

[chemicgod]

Philadelphia is pretty much the worst city in the world with the worst human beings to waste oxygen in this country.

And that's coming from someone in Detroit.

[BikiniDeathSquad]

goddamn philly is a bunch of masochist, they love to be shit on lol

[autobot69000]

Balls of Steel. I couldnt tell a whole crowd of people who hate me to go fuck themselves.

[cyenceMillenium]

What he said about Frazier is truth

[SoCalDualSport]

He is good at fronting off a bunch of assholes. I would rather hear his comedy tho. Bill Burr kills the comedy stage. I could do without the rants, just tell the fuckin jokes. Just sayin. I thought it and then I said it.

[TheLobrik]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!! this dude is a BEAST

[jffsmth330]

Wow so much comedic value!

[stebecool]

I wish Bill would take a shit on MY city. I would feel so honored

[yonatan484]

fuckin rocky is your hero your whole city is built around a guy who doesnt even exist but joe frasier is from here but his black so u cant deal with him classic comedy foreal

[Jzubbs301]

I've never been in the actual city of Philly but I can tell one thing for sure. The people that work at the Phillidelphia airport of nothing but a bunch of PRICKS!

[Papparazzi18]

@Jzubbs301 indeed. worse airport ever.

[alaroche]

that n1gga Bill Burr went in

[jorrillabear]

BILL BURR IS MY IDOL!!!!!!!!!!

[finaldontasy]

OMG! "Fuck the Liberty Bell." Best thing ever!

[ViralVideoCriticBeta]

A Philly paper interviewed Bill Burr about 3 years later...Bill said "Well, I was backstage, listening to comedian after comedian be booed, and I was mad. I felt like the crowd didn’t deserve the show, the way they were treating some people, and I just kind of—looking back, that was probably the manifestation of fear, where I was like going “Oh my God, I gotta go out there with these animals.” The last thing you need onstage is a comedian scared, so subconsciously I just turned it into anger."

[sip1985]

LMAO the balls on this guy he fuckin owned philly for a while! This was great, Burr is def. one of the best comedians ever.

[bahraouik]

PLEASE, PLEASE DO ONE FOR ATLANTA !

[stebecool]

BILL IS MY HERO

[jb2lk]

"Hate fuck" I believe is the term

[hungergo]

genius

[Michaelkw28]

epic



[JRuffinelli]

God damn, I really wish they'd let Billy do the countdown to the shuttle launch.

[GrandChamp1989]

This man got balls bigger than all you cunts combined.

[IndubitablyMe1988]

Burr is merciless..

[dfhayak]

Your the man Bill!!!! LOL Angriest white man on earth.

[AGIO330]

Bill Burr > Pa

[noiserrr]

i said SUCK A DICK! lol

[bassefa1984]

Bill Burr is an angry fag from Boston who drives a Prius....and that's why he's the GOAT.

[21stgear]

@bassefa1984 I take it you're from Philly

[flyersfan223]

what a cunt 

[TheKoodude7]

fucked em until they loved him

[towerzero]

doesn't matter who cares

i gotta correct these people who don't know their bridges, see. bridges are no joke. bridges are more important than life itself.

[Tris67]

ok, so that's comedy?

[mbbrwr]

@Tris67 it was supposed to be until unruly philly audience members acted like unruly philly citizens...which they all are...savages

[Tris67]

ok, so that's comedy?

[IcyScythe]

so freaking weird people are so uptight about a sports team :P

[ReverendSubZero]

He has a slight fixation on penises.

[JacksInn]

holy shit, that statue three foot italian line made my balls fall off.

[americanheritage1660]

Do San Francisco!

[wannabenj]

I always liked Bill Burr but after this I really like him.This is the best crowd control.Whats even funnier is how he tells the audience how much time left.

[itsyagirll]

Bill Burr = red headed Jesus

[bweazel]

LOL, christ Burr! He gave it to em. Haha

[DaMarlboroMan3]

Wow I want him to do Milwaukee next! 

[Piernud0te]

Hahaha one bridge having Motha fuckas Hahaha

[Po0nundadnin]

It seems as though he started to win the crowd back

[ratking8]

@Po0nundadnin He got a standing O at the end.

[johnydeltablues]

you fuckin one bridge havin piece of shit city!!!!

[dawdus]

"city of brotherly love" you bunch of fuckin cocks!

[jprenderg]

haha, this is fucking gold!!! "I hope you all get cancer, it won't matter anyway 'cause all your heads are shaved anyway..."

[Dangturtle]

The funny part is after a few minutes, he starts to hit a stride and begins enjoying himself.

[jimmybrite]

I'd have stabbed him, even if I wasn't part of the belligerent people, I'd have still stabbed his ginger ass for dissing me and my whole town like that.

[icecrazyjord]

@jimmybrite Loser.

[bradledots]

@jimmybrite awwww go fuck your self fuckin douchebag why dont you go crawl back under the rock you came from

[homebaked]

Bill's incredible knowledge of Philly and sports really raise him above regular heckler-comebacks by personalising the insult to the city haha. As funny as Bill is, also have respect for the Philly crowd members who are laughing at themselves. The ones who find it funny are loving it.

[215frostbite]

11 minutes left... 11 minutes..... OMFG LMFAO awesome on so many levels.... lol. I just had a completely different level of respect for bill.

[MikeDeFi]

i love it, absolutely fuckin love it. i'm from north jersey and went to penn state and learned right away that eagles fans are the shittiest clan of bitches you'll find in sports fan universe.

[MrPaglissi]

What balls......

[d2tb]

I think Louis Ck and Bill Burr are the funniest guys out there right now...but after watching this video, it's not even close, Bill Burr's a genius!! He kept his composure, took on the entire crowd...and was STILL FUNNY doing it!!!

[DeadIslandTrailers]

ultimate heckle control

[BLlewhe]

I'm from Philly.

This man is a genius.

[iammpk]

brilliant. he's my favorite comic because he is willing to do shit like this.

[pzitty]

Loved this rant and I'm from Philly. He's right about 90% of the stuff he says. that's why I moved. We do however have 2 bridges and 2 years after this the Phillies did win the world series.

[rrookie28]

@pzitty how did it happend?why is he goin on like that?

[towerzero]

@pzitty

Two bridges... Come on people what the flying letter F**K, there are about 20 prominent bridges in Philadelphia, four of them on the Delaware river, with more bridges crossing the Delaware outside of the city.

[permanentinc717]

no, baltimore and dc is the shithole and armpit of america.

[itwasaladream]

Dude who can boo bill burr hes the best....I mean this is funny but....how can you boo him?

[doomsy]

bill burr is the bomb. nice improv.

[jedadiahhh]

he is too funny!!!! saw him live in NY and pissed myself he and kevin hart are # 1 on my list.... and he's not afraid and that makes him even funnier

[Conspiracyknowledge]

THE most honest guy in the world!

[essjaydoubleyou]

Incredible, just incredible. Totally love Bill Burr.

[ackilla86]

I LOVE THIS GUY



[SmOkEyTrAiLz]

Rocky is you hero, the whole pride of your city is built around this character that's not even real. Joe frazior is from here but he's BLACK, so you created a 3ft Italian-bill burr

Lmao!

[babylonkid]

@SmOkEyTrAiLz Rocky would knock Frazier through the ropes.

[Troublesome2008]

@babylonkid

Yeah, and so would Superman. You know why? Because they both don't exist :).

[MrEricOgren]

i love how he one most the crowd back with this

[ValkyrieDude7070]

this is why pittsburgh is better.

[450mark8]

burr Rocks

[BatALash]

"You one-bridge havin' piece of shit city". Fucking love Burr.

[TragicENZO]

Lmao! gett'em Bill

[blaes2000]

Unprecedented! Wow. Amazing way to deal with assholes.

[marvelcity07]

At least philly is not cleveland.

[xCapnSatanx]

I love how he says he hopes they all die and every one just normally boo's him but as soon as he says he hopes the eagles don't win the super bowl every one goes out of control.

[InVayned]

@xCapnSatanx im from PA and i hate the eagles one of thy most overrated NFL teams Ever

[Mandingo5802]

@xCapnSatanx LOL! i noticed that too! fuckin philly. im from Texas so we really got no beef with those people. over here we hate anything that has to do with california, oklahoma and colorado. FUCK ALL THE HIPPIE NEW AGE PUSSIES IN CALI! ALL YOU IGNORANT ASS REDNECK SOONERS! AND ALL YOU TREE HUGGIN UPPITY ASS FAGGOTS IN COLORADO!!!

damn this video has got my hate juice goin!!

[amc2005]

Dude, how could they possibly BOO Bill Burr?!!?!?!? These guys must be idiots.

[umswagger]

In all seriousness, I have never anybody from Philly that was NOT a douchebag.

[Apathesis0]

@umswagger Haha

[PantsofVance]

@umswagger I know one guy from Philly, and he's on my list of being one of the biggest douchebags I've ever met. I guess they're a dime a dozen.

[Elidoransgar]

Whenever I've had a bad day, I can come play this magnificent rant and feel all better in short order. It's a balm to the soul to hear this. It's like a quaalude. Chicken soup and quaaludes for the fucking soul.

[Oaklandsucksballs]

AMAZING!



[argyjr]

This was the single greatest thing I've ever seen in comedy and I'm proud to have witnessed it.

[defender90110]

BRASS SET OF BALL BILL

[isaias630]

Philly is the worst city in the world, would rather live in the streets of Detroit.

[wingnut0837]

@isaias630 OMG, is it really that bad? I heard Detroit is the 3rd world of the US.

[AnybotsRay]

8 Fucking minutes left! LMAO

[Vewdew420]

He Bill Burrnd Philly

[CARLOSSAQIID2010]

OOOHHH!! A HEROIC EFFORT BY VETERAN COMEDIAN BILL BURR!! - In my best Marv Albert NBA finals voice.

[djdannyray]

He's burr illiant !!

[lazifocker]

that's right, trash those philly asses

[21Hosey]

Bill Burr is a fucking comic genius. This rant shot him out of a cannon and straight into legendary status.

[KingKongBunker]

It's awesome to hear the Boston accent come out hard when he starts going

"Go ahead, throw out some TAWpics"

[chucksturgis400ex]

I was at this show and the crowd was ruthless. But Bill handled it like a champ. One of the best shows I ever saw.

[seekortry]

Bill Burr is a great man. A voice in the wilderness.

[sleepygirl928]

long live bill burr

[Cappy609]

Totally agree with Burr. PA sucks!

[Veineater7]

that is epic. he is the king of hate-fucking the crowd. amazing.

[DJpopel]

LOOOOL!

The terrorists will NEVER bomb you people.

muahaha!

[williammonemie]

HAHAHA BILL BURR RULEZ!!!!! 

[williammonemie]

HAHAHA BILL BURR RULEZ!!!!!

[KenFan4life]

This is awesome....now if Bill Burr wrote for Wrestler Promos, wwe wouldn't suck.

[deliyodles]

Philly is an amazing city, you need to have thick skin to live here. Your a bitch and have no resilience if you get butt hurt when you come here. And with sport teams...how can you gauge a city off of sports teams thats just retarded. Philly is boss, anyone who thinks otherwise is a cry baby bitch. Fuck all of you

[MassHero]

@deliyodles SOMEONES BUTTHURT

[KITabyssinian]

@deliyodles He was more being alpha and mocking them for heckling some preceding comedian.

[CoolerKing37]

@deliyodles Sorry, all I heard from you was "WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"

[deliyodles]

@CoolerKing37 I bet thats cause you live in some shitty ass redneck trailer park....

[CoolerKing37]

@deliyodles What a shitty comeback. Way to live up to your city's mediocrity.

[deliyodles]

@CoolerKing37 based off your first insult im surprised to know you actually know how to read. Its funny really I was ill-informed as a child I guess. I didnt know people with the intelligence level of a deceased raccoon could actually formulate a logical argument. I have to say though, I am not impressed with either of your two insults, they are straight out of the shitstain on your mothers 15 year old thong.

[CoolerKing37]

@deliyodles A deceased racoon? Quit trying to be clever. Leave the comedy to Bill Burr.

[deliyodles]

@CoolerKing37 The same could be said for you, your about as funny as the holocaust.

[CoolerKing37]

@deliyodles I find the holocaust quite humorous, so thank you for the compliment! Too bad it didn't occur in a certian city in Pennsylvania...

[deliyodles]

@CoolerKing37 I dont even know how to reply to that comment. You havnt won, you just proved that you are a worthless person and will serve no purpose in the history of the human race.

[CoolerKing37]

@deliyodles In other words, "I QUIT BECAUSE BECAUSE I CAN'T DEFEND MY ARGUMENT!" Philadelphia losing again, no surprise there...

[deliyodles]

@CoolerKing37 I didnt quit, Im just at a loss for words. Your stupidity cannot be argued with. Im not losing either. Your jokes are about as funny as the hundreds of diseases your mother got from her lovers. You are proof of inbreeding in america. You have no sense of what comedy is. You think that because I have decided to step away from arguing with something with the intelligence of a dead animal, due to the fact that it doesn't understand that it has been beaten. All i can say is good day

[deliyodles]

@CoolerKing37 I havnt lost, I just decided to step away from arguing with someone that is as smart as the no good nigger he has for a mother, the dumb drunk he has for a father, and i know that you dont have anyone important in your life because lets face it who would date someone like you? The world would in no way change if your presence ceased to exist. You serve no purpose in life, and I really think that the world would be a better place if you just killed yourself.

[CoolerKing37]

@deliyodles Great description of everyone that lives in Philly.

[deliyodles]

@CoolerKing37 creative

[CoolerKing37]

@deliyodles Can't say the same for your comment.

[deliyodles]

@CoolerKing37 i love how not funny you are.

[CoolerKing37]

@deliyodles I love how pissed and frustrated you're getting over YouTube comments.

[deliyodles]

@CoolerKing37 Im not mad at all, people in philly have thick skins as i said. Im more just ashamed that I am of the same species as you.

[CoolerKing37]

@deliyodles Don't pretend. You were obiviously upset and defensive. Read your previous posts. So don't try to act tough, you thin skinned twat.

[deliyodles]

@CoolerKing37 Im not acting tough, Im just merely showing you how worthless you are. And again I was not being defensive, I was just ashamed that I know of your existence, because truthfully you probably understood about half of what I was implying in my previous comments. Just do everyone a favor and end your pathetic example of a life.

[PantsofVance]

@deliyodles You sound alot like that one guy I know from Philly. You're probably related to him...bunch of inbreds.

[horderulzforever]

"i hope the eagles never win the superbowl" LOL!

[TheScientist0000000]

Damn I guess this is why he got killed in that duel or whatever

@TheScientist0000000 - LMAO.... Are you referring to the Alexander Hamilton vs. A