Portal 2 - Aperture Investment Opportunity 4: Boots

[AwsOm3Fac3]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEYYYY!!!!!!!

[xanderill2]

I've got the weirdest boner right now

[215LegalizeTheGreen]

FUCK OFF FABIO I DONT WANT TO HEAR UR SOOTHING MUSIC EVERY TIME I CLICK A VIDEO!

[kurosakiguido]

To: CaveJohnson@Aperture.net

Subject: questions

CC: Helpdesk@Aperture.net

Hello Mr. C. Johnson, I have two questions.

I was wondering where to buy these boots.

I have been looking everywhere even on Aperture.com but I have found nothing.

Another question is; my portal gun broke when I dropped it after I put portals in the ceiling and the floor. Now I am wondering how to get my cat back from making a high velocity fall.

I hope to hear from you soon.

[laytonlover258]

@kurosakiguido If your Portal gun broke, then the portals should have vanished.

[kurosakiguido]

@laytonlover258 not neccesarily

[laytonlover258]

@kurosakiguido Ok, then just reach out and grab your cat. Although, if the cat gets accidentaly pushed out, you should have pillows around the portal that's on the floor. So the cat doesn't die.

[IronGuyVideos]

@kurosakiguido the cat would be dead of major g force gain... im sorry for your loss... lol

[WeAreTheOutlanders]

Well, now we know how Caroline died.

[GR33NTHUNDAH]

@WeAreTheOutlanders She didnt die. Shes in *SPOILERZZZ*

[dragonwing013]

chell is very skilled with the portal gun

[vanpogoro]

that was Chell ?

[01800pp]

i know what i want for next holidays :)

[franciscotatis1]

is it just me, or did the first test subject (the probably-not-Chell one that was scooped into the incinerator) seem to fall like Faith from Mirror's edge? did they just make a joke to the Mirror's Edge sequel never coming out?

[Ookamiboy12]

not gonna lie, chell jumping around like that was haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawt

[ArtemissimetrA]

SPOILERS

Cave must have just asked Caroline to run the video of the test subject jumping. There's no way that's Caroline. Well, there is, but I doubt it.

/SPOILERS

[isokessu]

wtf is "fantasy violence" 0:01 and how is Portal a fantasy game D:

[SweetCarmelGirl]

I wanted to buy this, then my ps3 died...

[SeventhDisaster]

@SweetCarmelGirl is portal 2 only for ps3? isnt it for computer as well?

[isokessu]

@SeventhDisaster it's made for Windows, Mac, PS3 and Xbox 360 ..and they're all computers D:

[SeventhDisaster]

@isokessu Awesome. How do i buy it? XD

[isokessu]

@SeventhDisaster for mac or pc? From Steam if you can't find it from shops and for console you just have to keep searching it from shops :/

[SweetCarmelGirl]

@SeventhDisaster it's for everything except the wii and nintendo ds, I need to get it for my ps3 because my computer is too slow.

[SeventhDisaster]

@SweetCarmelGirl You comp is too slow to handle its awesomeness.

[solarmetroid]

I cant wait for us to start making this tech.id be like metroid in real life!(synthetic knee pad required for knee safty is a must).

[solarmetroid]

I cant wait for the us to start acualy making this stuff.It would be like metroid in real life!

[SEGAfan333]

Dudes the potato number is decreasing rapidly. Does anyone see this?

[EpoaVIDS]

Am I the only one depressed that Caroline just got shattered into 5 pieces?

[moshimoshitosi]

I see those panels were a good investment for getting rid of the human error.

[angelmarine1292]

0:34

6. Heel massager. lol

[DWTDmitri]

@angelmarine1292 6. heel massager

people watching in 240p = -1

[SinisterSkip]

need those boots for reallife, you can jump like CRAZY, it's like a leg extension, but not the exercise, a real one, with a spring in it. I dunno why it hasn't become a hype, it's already here IRL, maybe too dangerous, maybe too awesome

[diger35]

гениально ) лучше бы никто не сделал ).

[The1stElk]

What did they tell her to do? Couldn't understand him.

[oEvolution]

@The1stElk Land on her head.

[Legendary588]

I'm not gonna lie to you, but It's expensive as hell

Hahahaha

[ccoollkkiidd]

FUCKING BAD ASS.

[alterianspartan]

haha make thouse cheks out to cash

[BotFake]

PINGO

[THEoneONLYijkl]

"Gabe took care of it"

No thanks.

[TheMrSandwich]

@THEoneONLYijkl "Cave took care of it" Cave Johnson Try to listen every now and again, it can be helpful

[TheEhxpert]

Will there be cake? :D

[commanderbige]

@TheEhxpert nO.

[Kdapro]

usually you make a cheque out to a particular person and include their bank details - you can also make cheques out that don't require a person or their bank details, and anyone can walk into a bank and recover that money straight from your account :]

[kyleklaww]

1 person wishes their portal went to a gay-men farm

[zp2525]

@SeymoarYaTutz this has always been in the game notice how u never received fall damage in portal 1 -.-

[KharkiDevil1]

heel massager... really?

[xalener]

@KharkiDevil1

They were in Portal 1 too.

[NoHeadsProduction]

Does anyone else besides me want to see how the Black Mesa commercials went?

[miniona1]

ARG is cool

[dryvsdry]

Amazing video, thnx Valve.

[GearWorkStudios]

@seymoarYaTutz It has been in the game...

[10killionaire]

Make those checks out to cash...

lol wut?

[tylerfritos]

@10killionaire

um it means send them money.

sending a check out to be cashed in, you never heard of this?

[10killionaire]

@tylerfritos No i've heard of it. But it just sounds weird..

[aviad333]

i want the narroter to narrot my life

[fenjen]

@SeymoarYaTutz Lol.. It was already in Portal 1...

[rellthelord]

OMFG FUCK THIS SHITTTTT I WANNA SEE WHEATLEY!!!!!!!!!!!! oohhhhhhh.... ahhhhhh... boots. COOLZ

[L96A1Ninja]

companion cube

[afroskullsoftware]

The cake is a lie.

[clos19851]

@afroskullsoftware I heard its a pie this time.

[afroskullsoftware]

@clos19851 Its a lie.

[Stormbubi]

Jeez, this is awesome.

[mrdayne1]

Note: The sudden abstence of a steady whirring sound may indicate a Miniature Black Hole Cooling Fan Battery failur. Quickly dissassemble the Ring singularity Harness,pry apart the upper and lower Ring Singularity Rings and gently remove the Event Horizon Estimation Wheel. Then, while running directly away from the device, use the Wheel to precicsely determine an estimated minimum safe stopping distance. Jesus Christ A like for copying this out.

[piggemy]

i'm sold... for the fifth time

[ItsDyerNotDryer]

Is that supposed to be chell?

[galaxy366]

@ItsDyerNotDryer yep

[thecluelessgaming]

they look legit!

[scottg777]

so freakin' awesome!!

[granate70]

Hah, this is awesome. I can't wait for portal 2. (Though I can't afford it)

[TheMorpice]

God mode?

[TKuja1]

She's got skills

[haloreach321]

actually, she could've landed on her head had she not shot the orange portal at 0:48

[Sonny0612]

man i want an american accent

[Kile1592]

If runners from Mirror's Edge had those boots. Imagine the possibilities!

[PCGamerPortal]

@Kile1592 if they had aprotal gun they wouldnt need to be runners

[GamePlayUK]

best one so far!

[McFat767]

jd2020 will steal the boots

[AVPionut44USCM]

COOL

[creativegta]

So thats what those metal things on the back of protal 1 chicks feet where

[clankbot9]

JUST GIVE ME THE GAME ALREADY D=

[lucifierkiller]

0:28 "Don't worry, Gave took care of it."

GABEN

[VxReaperVx]

@lucifierkiller Cave

[lucifierkiller]

@VxReaperVx FFFFFFUCK

[Naturiel]

i'd buy those boots ,)

[Mustkunstn1k]

Good job, boots.

[Jenya588]

@Mustkunstn1k or you mean Boobs?

[manowarthepwnzored]

Note : If the device fails to produce portals , the miniature black hole may need to be restarted by carefully tossing one (1) or both (2) of the miniaturee stick german grenadse into it .

Good to Know.

[Shinidoshi]

@manowarthepwnzored Note: The sudden absence of a steady whirring sound may indicate a miniature black hole cooling fan battery failure Quickly dissemble the ring security harness pry apart the upper and lower ring singularity rings and gently remove the event horizon estimation wheel then while running directly away the device using the wheel to precisely determine an estimated minimum safe stopping distance

[manowarthepwnzored]

@Shinidoshi :D:D yeah that one too :D

Thats Better To Know

[omn1dex]

not only that:

The sudden absence of a steady whirring sound may indicate a Miniature Black Hole Cooling Fan Battery failure. Quickly disassemble the Ring Singularity Harness, pry apart the upper and lower Ring Singularity Rings, and gently remove the Event Horizon Estimation Wheel. Then, while RUNNING DIRECTLY AWAY FROM THE DEVICE, use the Wheel to precisely determine an estimated minimum safe stopping distance.

if im right, all this would be unneeded if the fan was HEAT POWERED!

[Theinsaneviking]

Reminds me of the reporter from Rathet and Clank series.

[bramboy95]

I LOVE THIS GAME :D xD

[blakerobertss]

fuck thats cool

[bozy99]

awesome! cant wait for this game!

[BradTheAmerican]

Once again, 12 year olds plague the comment section with pointless comments.

[lloyd959]

@BradTheAmerican 99% of the comments are pointless.

[darkninjamandelta]

@BradTheAmerican So true

[Sphex11]

XD



[KOMMUNIST1918]

just EPIC !!!!!!! 

[squashy22]

First last? :S

[Henkka008]

not first

[SUR3ND3RNL]

Second last lol

[Sphex11]

last :D