Fooled by Nature - Baboon Harems

[Metallica102938]

dang they're ugly

[MightBiteYa]

"...and are the largest of any primate known." Forgetting that humans are primates? I know, I know, nitpicky.

[lion2latlas]

it emerges incredible power in the gelada

[mafiagman]

i hate baboons

[robybooy]

HOLY shit now I know why always " I " get my friend's,cousin's babies to play with and babysit, and in the opposite never get cunts.Oh man I thought female like man playing around with kids, but now I see the truth

Dang you always learn something new from primates xD. Last time I've done this mistake! From now on I take the alpha role. Dialogs with girl will be based on: HMm, girl I want you! YOU are coming now to my harem!!! (not a JOKE my new attitude xD)

Thumb up if you're in the same boat

[Plopyjunior]

Their hair , they just look like Beattle 's broshing hair !!!

[dickie2020]

So basically whoever is strongest gets the females? If only it were that easy in real life...

[interlagos80s]

geez... seems like the problems of the world revolves around females..bitches

[giriisindahouse]

Lol pimp turns into slave in seconds

[FalloutMassacure]

i thought it said baboon herpes for a momenet lol

[mcqueen1403]

Many China people look like them when arguing !!!

[hansul]

This video gave me the solution for the world hunger: Poor people, start eating grass - and I mean every part of it.

[HaLfDeAdArtist]

it sucks when ur a pimp and another pimp steals ur hoes.

[Blyznatch]

1:10...is that David Bowie?

[MrBangJung]

wow they have the sickest fur :DDD

[diddy222222]

y do they never show a video of a gorilla and a chimpanzee fight the 2 most strongest apes

[showylee1980]

he is no longer allowed to mate with any of the females but he can still have an affair with some of them without the new guy's knowing of course!

[narxhin4ever]

so your saying that even the monkeys that humans possibly evolved from...even the female monkeys are whores eh? Their more like us then i thought!

[whatever0481]

gotta pop into barber shop... :D

[nendong]

1:45 huh????

[riceboy287]

lol this is cute

[AlexanderSigal]

That is a beautiful animal!

[Grassman40]

Nature's pimps...

[HoLOLcaust]

Largest group of primates ever known huh?

Ever hear of a mall?

[Soundgarden8497]

@HoLOLcaust ever heard of meccah? that's where the most baboons congregate

[HawkofAlQuds]

 ever heard of auschwitz? this is where most chimps and mokeys were melted and made soap outta them, ever heard of israel? this is where snakes and cockroaches congregate@Soundgarden8497

[Soundgarden8497]

@HawkofAlQuds hmmm... no prizes for second best ;)

[TheHerbulator]

@Soundgarden8497 Well, I see you are just a troll after all.

[yorksbill]

@HoLOLcaust is a mall full of family members that live together

[NitsuaNaed]

@HoLOLcaust ever heard of a city

[MyThoughtsIhave]

Thats hot!

[Ariolserifi]

male baboons have powerfull jaws their fight with other predators like leopards and cheetahs

[Gobbygiblet]

@Ariolserifi Hey i also heard that they'll attack dogs that get too close.

[americanforthewin]

lol loved the end. The guy lets the other guy stay only to take care of his children. The man doesn't want other man's babies. I guess that is how child support works in nature.

[kurumais]

so whats happens to the other bachelors that help that guy get his girls?

[sheepwolf2004]

"star trek" borg reference from 2:02 to 2:04

[59cva]

WTF dose that have to do with monkeys ? aznhmongleder? you sound like one of those now crowd nazi`s or ur a dyke

[blackgold161]

if animal planet was ruled by black ppl theyd call them pimp baboons

[philly424]

They look like lions when they're running or what ever on the 4 legs

[supahkoolgurl]

at 2:12....i thought teh guy was gonna bite her LOL

u vamp :PP

[monkfighter123]

they look like little lions XP

[Shembeatz]

we here for the Geladas. stop talking about human society you baboons!

[AL3Xmotodude]

wow, this is funny. I watch this vid for the firs time about giladas, and below ppl are commenting about homosexual, straight, feminists. lol

[RedheadScorpio]

Sorry to say....but males are still on top in human societies. If they weren't, there wouldn't be any feminist BS. Men don't fight for their rights because they don't have to. And since sex is nowadays pretty acceptable outside marriage, a woman can be happy if she finds a man to take care of her at all. Why should a man settle for one chick for life, since his nature has given him the instinct to ... around as much as possible?

[robyndaniellemesser]

Men don't settle for women, in our species we have evolved through female choice, where females choose the father that is best suited. So yes, men are dominating this society and their instincts are to reproduce as much as possible, but female choice doesn't allow for males to do this. Females choose to reproduce with monogamous males, and so evolution has selected for this. Promiscuous males will not hold the advantage of his genes continuing far in the future.

[zewalla]

Many women love promiscuous men.

[sexyfly1992]

in most species, the male animal just rapes the female and that's that

[ravercorum20]

lol! loved how you shut all these guys up with that one cold, yet true logic ;)

[Anofalye]

@robyndaniellemesser

LOL, who are you trying to fool? Yes women control everything, but to say they settle down for monogamous males is quite wrong. 10% of the babies are NOT of the designated father...not to mention all the women who pick guys who already have kids on their own...

Life is a "game", and if you abide to the rules, you won't reproduce much further. Monogamous males, even if they have kids, lose 10% of the time...skip a few generation down and you see who did reproduce.

[aznhmongleader]

I would have to agree. Women are totally equal to men in every aspect except physical strength. Therefore, men and women are not fully equal. Others just need to stop pushing this lost cause philosophy of equality and accept the harsh truth. I'm not here to change anyones opinion but simple expressing my own. Therefore, don't attempt to change mine as you can't will be ignored. :P

[mjufpn]

women are lot different and its called dimorphism. From the ability to have childeren and the mentality which allows it to take care of them to differernt physiological responses of the body...its even hard to name the differences, maybe you dont see them normally but women are lot lot different then men!

[fupasack2]

@mjufpn drr, womens got two moufes

[supahkoolgurl]

@aznhmongleader

im not arguing aiether but some women are much more stronger sometimes but the majority of men are stronger than us women. im just saying that there is a tiny glitch in your statement.

[lamrof]

@aznhmongleader Bull shit. Women are not physically weak men. What are you talking about? Women are physiologically and emotionally different. What does women are equal mean? What is equal? This equal thing is blown to pieces. Men and women are different. 

[ShreddinSwimmer]

P.S. There are good, straight men out there who are accepting of homosexuality and want women to be equal to men. It's lesbians like you who spout hate towards all mankind that create the negative stereotype for all lesbian-kind. So, if you face bullshit on a day-to-day basis for being a lesbian, you have only your chip-on-the-shoulder, 52-year-old, ball-busting self to blame

[ShreddinSwimmer]

And by the way, I'm a historian. Yes, Einstein's theory was CO-developed by his wife. She gave him the suggestions for his idea's. His wife was a vital part of the thinking machine.

But the DNA bit is a myth. That model was stolen, I agree. But they took it from a woman who's HUSBAND designed it.

[frankiesmash]

far out man were not at skool for god sakes

[ShreddinSwimmer]

wow lucky...

It's very obvious you have had some very traumatic experience involving some guy. Hating men and being a lesbian are not the same thing, although you seem to think they are. Being attracted to women has nothing to do with hating men. So unless you're like the many "lesbians" out there who think that just because they're attracted to women, they have to hate men, I'd stfu.

[opiates]

lol they sound like lions and tigers growling and roaring.

[Luckynkl]

Only men could get things so half-ass backwards. Males do not have harems. Females choose their mates, not vice versa. Many female groups bond for life, like lionesses. Males are nothing more than stud puppets & come & go. Just cuz another male defeats the stud doesn't mean the females will accept him. If they don't like him, they'll kick him to the curb. Males have to please females, not the other way around. Human males are the only species that cannot accept how insignificant they are.

[28adrianpeterson]

you must be one of those woman rights activist....guess what missy.....the male lions don't give a damn about thier female....the only thing male lions want from a female lions is sex and put food on his table...that's why female lions always hunt and then the male lions come and eat first......oh yeah...don't be stupid saying that the male lion has to be approve by the females. if a male lion defeats the other male lion and his pride...he takes the females wheter they like it or not.

[Luckynkl]

LOL. Spare me. Lions aren't sexist and don't read porn or have rapist mentalities, silly boy. Man is the only degenerate species that does. So no, the lion doesn't "take it." The lionesses have to approve of him.

As for dinner, a pride shares. Sharing - is that a foreign concept for you? Good thing it wasn't for your mother, no? Or you wouldn't have lasted a week.

As for women's rights activists - you say that as if it's a bad thing. You must be a very insecure little boy and a loser.

[28adrianpeterson]

when a pride take over happenes by another male, the male only has to worry about the only to kill or push away the other male. when that is sucessful. then the male comes in and kill any remaining babies from the past male in order to have sex with the females. the females are just there for life to provide the male with food and give him pleasure. they don't have a say in on what kind of male should take over. do me a favor plz watch some videos here in utube then come and talk 2 me bitch!

[Luckynkl]

You get your education & knowledge from YouTube? ROFL.

[28adrianpeterson]

hahaha....you're 52 years old and you want to talk smack....that is funny to me...if i were you i'll worry more about you're medication and you're wheel chair...lmao

[Luckynkl]

Yep, I'm old & wise and you're young & stupid. But what's that got to do with the price of tea in China? Is that that the best you can do? Name call and make sexist and ageist remarks like some little middle schooler? To divert from the fact that you're unable to hold an intelligent conversation and can't back up your arguments? So what's next? Racism? Classism? Homophobia? *shrug* You'll still be ignorant & stupid no matter how you try to distract from it. Which, btw, won't improve with age.

[28adrianpeterson]

listen old lady...i'm not the one who's comment got removed by the author....u need to stop being bitter and get your head out of ur ass....

[Luckynkl]

I am the author of the comment & I am the one who removed it. But I understand. "Author" is a big word for you. That said, the only one bitter here is you. Women obviously reject you and laugh at you. Who'd want a pig like you? As for me, I'm a lesbian, fool. Why would I be bitter about men? LOL. Now hush up before I make you my bitch. Tho chances are, you're already someone's bitch. Or was I suppose to be impressed by the macho bravado? You're transparent, loser. Oops. Big word. Look it up.

[Sharter01]

Grow up you old lesbien. No one likes you.

[summercloud1000]

lolzzzzzzzzzz thats funny!

[28adrianpeterson]

oh yeah...you want to go on and bash on us guys....remember, 99.9% of the things in this world is created by man...now, who is the insignificant one?....you ladies wont's survive without us..woman is too emotional to handle reality...that's why they belong in the kitchen worrying about if the onion is cooked or not...lol

[Luckynkl]

Sometimes men do create things. But most of the time, they steal other's people's work and take the credit for it. Take Einstein's Theory of Relativity. It was his wife's theory. She was the genius, not him. Read the divorce papers. Same thing with the DNA model. Crick & Co. stole their female colleague's model and passed it off as their own. History is littered with men's thievery. Cuz that's all the majority of you boys are really good at. Lying, stealing and cheating.

[Luckynkl]

You've got things backwards again, boy. Women can survive just fine without men. It's you boys who can't survive without women. LOL, you don't even get to exist unless women say so. Now hush up before women get tired of your noise & refuse to produce any more of you. As for being emotional, it's not women going on shooting sprees and killing anyone who hurts their itty bitty feelings. Anger is an emotion, nitwit. Men are far more emotional than women & have more temper tantrums than 2 yr olds.

[28adrianpeterson]

listen bitch....if you don't clearly see that you're an object here in this world for men, then you're clearly stupid....we don't need anything from a woman except food on the table and sex.....that's it! oh yeah, to your question about men don't exist unless women say so...ummmm,....you have no reproduction with out our sperm bitch. it like women are cars and men are the fule/power the runs it....with out that you're good as dead bitch....

[Luckynkl]

LOL, are you trying to convince me or yourself? Sorry, but males are insignificant & irrelevant in the scheme of life. So much so that 99.9% of males could be eliminated and life wouldn't skip a beat. That said, you need to quit skipping science class. Sperm is just one way women can reproduce. Two X's fused together will produce an embryo. The second X can be provided by a man or a woman. IOWs, males are totally unnecessary.

[Cotoredondo]

@Luckynkl

I've never seen someone so readily pull statistics out of thin air and draw conclusions without corroborative evidence.

[ChipChipBreak]

I wonder where you got that statistic. just because you're a misandrist doesn't mean you have to take it out on the rest of us.

[cetnik03]

@Luckynkl your a whore, so shut up all you want is a cock and money, il give u cock up your vag and your mouth and ass, but no money, now shut your mouth and go back to kitchen and make me a sandwich!

[sexyrexysexy]

@cetnik03 You sound like a catch!! lol...

[cetnik03]

@sexyrexysexy well look here a hooker is agreeing with me, ok you know how to fuk and suck, but do you know how to make a sandwich?

[sexyrexysexy]

@cetnik03 A. Learn how to spell.

B. No, I don't know how to fuck, only skull fuck (I hear your a receiver of this act often).

C. Lick my clit.

D. FUCK OFF CUNT RAG.

[DJ2XDe]

@sexyrexysexy tell em gurl. mmmhmmm -snap- -snap-

[sexyrexysexy]

@DJ2XDe That's right tiger... I will....

[28adrianpeterson]

don't say sometimes pussy....men do create most of the things in this world and when they do steal, they steal from another men....you're argument is dead...and about the einstein's getting his theory from his wife??....i think you're on some medication or high on some women power trip......oh yeah, i can sense that you've been hurt by a man...it's ok pussy, you have to let it go. you have to accept the fact that you're an object and you got used...now, make sure you're ready for the next one!!

[Luckynkl]

Oh hush with your potty mouth little boy or I'll wash it out with soap and send you to bed without any milk & cookies. Let me explain some more facts of life to you. What all scientists know is that Mother Nature has scheduled males for extinction. Males in many species have already disappeared. Human males will be no exception. So enjoy your last huzzah, has-been, cuz your kind is going to be joining the exhibit next to the dinosaur in the museum. As an extinct species,

[Langentall]

харашо одеты. шмотки от версачи, не иначи.

[wou86]

ty for posting!!

[kaykikz09]

atleast they are not like lions, which the new leader kills the offspring of the defeated leader

[jtkerb]

actually this behavior has also been documented in geladas.

[LFCinEthiopia]

tnx a million posting this,,,, I miss my country,,,