Star Stories - Take That (Part 3 of 3)

[HighQualityStandard8]

I don't like fat twat. 

[keanuu]

This is just FUNNY. At 6:17!!! Take That Forever....

[cardman880]

"I hate 'im because he's a fat twat!" LOL

[t3pps]

80 milion quid and a pie!!

[stevephengb]

Actually why Nigel in here acts like devil, it's because based on Robbie's confession when he described Nigel as the devil from hell. Maybe they considered that fact as joke and this video has been done.

[Toodlepipinjay]

I wonser if any of them watched this...?

[catasimi1977]

@Toodlepipinjay they have and they were hilarious joking about it in their concert Beautiful World......fany guys

[orangetigger73]

@Toodlepipinjay Yes they have, Jonathan Ross showed the "reunion" bit(the skip) and they thought it was hiliarious and said they coudln't stop watching it. Biggest laughs for Howard's Chewbacca sounds I think :)

[thenewmase]

Periodist:``How does it feel to have a contrarct over 40 millions´´

Robbie:``...... Im fucking rich´´ jajajajja

[Muriel80]

what's wrong with the piano!?!?!?! LOL

[RhiannonMusicMaster]

i luv the guy who plays Nigel

[RhiannonMusicMaster]

first part's the best part

[rainaloveslondon09]

Don't worry Gary, you're hot =]

[sillysilly1126]

Poor Howard... reduced to animal sounds!

[TakeThatLurveXO]

its chewbacca from star wars XD

thats probably my favourite part

when i heard howard "talk" i was crying from laughing so hard

poor howie though lol

i like his voice and his little lisp

[liam69love]

@sillysilly1126 chewbacca

[Remington61189]

4:17 that cake store lady shore is hot, 4:25 Trainspotting LOL!

[judyflorescu]

so cool :D but i can't watch the whole series on their website because i'm not from uk:(

[offertonchic]

on the song "fat twat" who does the music for it? i keep hearing it on the telly and i cant get the fat twat lyrics out of my head. oh and by the way cnorth42 he's called kevin bishop x

[cnorth42]

who plays robbie in this - he is cute!!

[gmswtichgg]

Fun knee guy!! You shud bee right ing four 'star stories'.

[gmswtichgg]

Great!! But an Irish songwriter called Ray Hefferen wrote 'angles'!!! Look it up!!

[hunterofpilgrims]

I looked up angles and it says Eudemus first wrote about it, a deviation from a straight line

[JonnyThursday5]

"Get Ready For This" by 2 Unlimited.

[lcfc2507]

What's the song in the background at 0:12?

[cristianostubbs]

its im a poo poo girl by tom stubbs

[UmagaSucks]

That was, FUCKING SHITE!

[spookyboo22]

comedy gold

[gingerlightningteam]

whats the name of the song that starts a 0:10 seconds when gary is in america

[crispindry]

It's called " i'm not a poofter " by the butty and the fudgepackers.

[Brady2k8]

LMAO "you'll have to give me back them cakes" "you can fuck off!" hahahaha

[FLB07]

3:57- I think he said "you got a fat mum" LOL!

[stevephengb]

This video is such describing the Rob's truly conditions in 2007 when he was still using drugs, alchohols and foods...

[sticklemiss]

Hmm just realised that the girl in this was the fake Australian Housemate a couple of years ago on the UK version of Big Brother (Thaila)

[jcsthebest]

doctorwhotorchwood90 the 2 unlimited song is at the start but what we actually want to know is what the song is in the background of robbie singing fat twat

[gucci100g]

Eat your fudge trev!!!!

[sticklemiss]

I missed this when it was on, so catching it has been a real treat. I enjoyed the little details like a permanently randy Russell Brand humping various pieces of furniture. Kevin Bishop played Robbie.

[doctorwhotorchwood90]

hotkissdrunk the song is 2 unlimeted get ready for this

[Rosiethehaggis]

"People out there are dying because of the ignorance...that and Gary Barlow ate all the pies hehehehehe Gary you're a knob"

hahahahahahahaha

[hotkissdrunk]

yeah, does anybody know what the music backing fat twat is ? i've heard it on the sex education show and now i'm desperate to know aha

[cragster9999]

get of your horse and drink your milk!!!!! LOL

[skystreak19]

Does anyone know what the music being played in the background during the Fat Twat song is? I've heard it before & love it but don't know who its by!!!

[lol2k20]

I think it's by Goldfrapp,"Strict Machine", sorry if it's not the actual one, but it does sound like it's by Goldfrapp.

[Rosiethehaggis]

It is goldfrapp, but I don't think it's strict machine

[ybot1983]

this fookin hilarious

[gurneyH1]

80 million quid....AND A PIE!!! ha ha ha

[mattkiwi318]

cake shop lady: im sorry mr barlow your card doesnt have anything on it gary barlow: oh ok, u can fuck off!!

LMAO LOL LOL!! i saw this on 4music lastnight

[lol2k20]

LOLOLOL same, I couldn't stop laughing! XD

[Ceremma]

You can FUCK off!

[polycera]

Thaila Zucchi is the cake shop woman. She is so beautiful. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[xcherryflavoredx]

lMFAO 'Nigel, you're not the Devil.'

'I am!'

I love that part!

[xmanutdforeverrx]

who's fat now.. ROBBIE.

[dertrottel123]

lol thats great really funny

[xalliiex2008xxx]

"I'm not being harsh but sod him!" That made me laugh!

[Werebudgie]

The plain english

Fuck me Robbie Williams is a fat git

[Werebudgie]

I dont like Fat twats

I hate him cos hes a fat twat...

I love that song!!!!!

[laragreen123]

4:27 - Trainspotting hahaa! :D I LOVE STAR STORIES!!!!

[lilxoxmissxoxlaura]

"Think Of It Gary. Me, Jason or Orange Reduced To This!"

:L Quality :P

Luv Take That! :)

xxx

[myloverrw]

hahaha...love it!

thanks for sharing

i love robbie

[FODASSEZOR]

"I'm sorry Mr Barlow you'll have to give me back those cakes"

"Give em back? Aww ok , You can FOOK OFF"

LOL

[innit27]

that was tiny genius

[garybarlowissexy07]

hahaha lmfao :P

[swf91]

gary ur a knob haha amazin

[Yuna0Rikku]

lmao how do u like that, Gary? 80 million quid ... and a pie!!!

[1Catherine101]

OMG! Doledrum.. thanks soooo much indeed for posting this! .. hahaa.. I love star stories... and yes, of course they are english... *L*

[corleonex]

hahahaahhahahh nigel is fucking great!!!

[Ninanush2]

"we only jocking, we are fucking starving"..hahahha

[lallilia]

-Nigel you're not the devil

-Aren't I? Can you see my reflection in the car window?

-Yes, and that's vampires reflextions you can't see.

Things were looking up for the barlow man too, I found a half packet of cheese and onion!!

80 milion quid and a pie!!

[MadFootieFan123]

"cos we've already got 1 fat bloke"

LOL

[GabrielleOx]

"I dont like fat twats"

lOl

 x

[tinchos88]

Gary Barlow eat all the pies, XD

[Sims2Fanatic101]

i was drinking a can of red bull as he said "i wasn't here for a series of caffiene based drinks".

[carrt007]

r these guys english (the actors not take that)

[JiGlOwS8]

This episode is the best!

[FranBMan]

"But I wasn't here for a series of caffiene based drinks."

[FranBMan]

The Barlow man:D

[Eped91]

"80 million quid, AND A PIE!" lol

[TakeThatterAlix]

lmao

this was soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny

[MysticOmegaShenron]

4:29

ROCKY BALBOA!

[shofieshims]

nith to see ya to see ya nithce!!!!:) quality!

[doddlecuddle]

'get off ur horse and drink ur milk'

soo random!!

[babtakie]

Whats wrong with the Pieano!? Doesnt work!! LOL!!!!

[zenafa]

Taaaaake THAT!

[kiddywig]

GARY BARLOW!!

[divvyy]

they don't do pies in the states, so i came home XD

[Prizey15]

"things were looking up for the barlow man aswell, i'd found half eaten packet of cheese and onion". just brilliant

[FallenAngel2512]

'i'm not being harsh, but sod him. The Barlow man had won. TAKE THAT ROBBIE!'

[Durani3]

Fat Twat! LOL!

[specialpurpose]

shite!!!!

[GabrielleOx]

I Love the fat Twat Song!

lol

[Kylieluva]

I know I meant to type 'frighteningly" but hey, I'm no speed demon on the computer keys.

So excuse me.

[Kylieluva]

In the press conference scene, is it just me or does Daisy frightenly resemble Lily Allen ?

[ramuniele]

It was really funny!

[falloutgirl20]

LOL Howard Talking like Chewwy LOL brill!!!

[CrazyDaisy666]

I watched it because TT told us about it in the concert. so I got interested.

Quiet funny!!

[XxXxsazyxXxX]

take that told us too watch it at a concert and they al thought it wuz funni

pmsl

cyaz

btw they are well good in concert dont ya fink?

[azgilr]

chubaka so funny!

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[Lianneee21]

I meant it's not true

[Lianneee21]

That't true, Guy Chambers wrote it noob

[devvotv]

if you were that concerned, you'd know his name

[DanielQkillerD]

an english guy didnt write "angels" it was an Irish guy. as much as i lyk robbie williams, hez a fuckin cunt that stole the song from an Irish guy while they wer both out gettin pissd 1 nyt. the Irish guy told robbie about "angles" & he stole it

[abzluvjason]

ha how do u like that gary 80 million quid and a pie. lol soo funny

[slamptandhappy]

"Oh, alright then - YOU CAN FUCK OFF!"

[celinejones]

aww having a digg at poor ol' russ

[twinklz]

One of the funiest things i've seen!

[GloryWilliams]

ahahah me too,its fuckin great!! nice to see u,to see u niceee! aahahh robbie the best

[jessibackforgood]

i cant stop watching this!

[Elliecm18]

what's wrong with the piano...doesn't work! haha

[Acey02]

He He He He HE HE...Gary Youre a nob!!!

LOL

[rachelsnape]

LOL!!! so funny! Tehehe Howards grunts were the best!

[grazia1001]

robbie bastard williams was everywhere

[Caral27]

Absolutely hilarious

[emik221]

N4TH4NJ4Y your a star story!!!!

[emik221]

whats that song in 4.25 please someone tell me! :)

[N4TH4NJ4Y]

"Lust for Life" by Iggy Pop

[Cutegal09luvsTT]

This is so funny! I remember watching this on tv! The Fat Twat song is brilliant!

[msinvincible2000]

what's the name of the one who plays Gary? He's soooooooo funny

[retread01]

Steve Edge I believe, he was in both series of Phoenix Nights too as one of the band, given hardly anything to do. Now he is everywhere and is rather good.

[msinvincible2000]

thankyou.

[LGilmour]

"Fat Twats" Brilliant, Ill say it again Kevin Bishop - Going places.

[majamn]

HAHAHAHAH hilarious ,but nothing cant change the fact that they are the best ttf

[lallilia]

80 MILLION QUID AND A PIE!!!!

[jessibackforgood]

what a great video!

[serenaiscool]

soo funny

his frank spencer imitation was actually really good!

[giorgia79sicily]

I'd like to know what TT thought about this!!!!!! I laughed with tears!!!! :-)

[markierules]

only really like robbie and markie from da real take that they rule.

[catherineblack89]

Yeah well if you want to get down to it, the other 2 messages are just SPAM

[catherineblack89]

Why the hell did 3 people have to answer this question??

[greeeny12]

get off your horse an drink your milk.........shut that door hahaha so funny

[Icarusangel27]

BAHAHAHAHAH!!! XD I loved that!!! XD

Gahd I love Take That. They'd probably be laughin their arses off if they saw this!

[clariSHINEtt]

"i dont like fat twat, i hate him cause he's a fat twat"

i'm a hardcore TAKE THAT fan but this is hilarious!!!

[dangerousjord]

im sorry mr barlow, im afraid your gonna have to gimme back those cakes.

oh alright then, you can fuck off!!

the best bit ever!

[Eggtruck]

Absolutley - I've been replaying that part over and over. Make's my cry laughing every time!

[Badlilmiss]

Hilarious - Russell dry humping the scenery while pleasing himself with a brit award. The Best Ever Star Stories. It's made me fancy Kevin Bishop again, goddammit

[UntitledProductions]

Is the the cake shop assistant the fake Australian from Big Brother?

[TheDevilsJoker]

Yea

[roosterspur86]

Yea

[nikismint2k7]

"how do ya like that gary? 80 million quid, and a pie!" lol best bit

[nikismint2k7]

absolutely awesome gary barlows eatin disorder lmfao

[msinvincible2000]

I love Gary Barlow.. He's the best!

[keithsamueldonnelly]

fukin super, loved it :)

[RUGBMG]

That was so amazing, i've shown it to almost everyone i know and still piss myself with the bit at the cake shop "What do yo mean i have to give them back? Oh alright then you can fuck off!". Me and my mates find that fucking hilarious!

[SorcererVin]

The best :P

[jassimondo2007]

sikkkkkkkk

[technoperv86]

"taaaaaaaaaaaaaaake that!!"

awh this is hilarious :)

[danny3yaz]

lol give em back?? u can fuck off

[fromtheburn]

lol best bit

[1564568]

i dnt like, fat twat

i hate him coz hes a, fat twat

i dnt like, fat twat

i hate him coz hes a, fat twat

lmao

[madmick1]

class!!!

[keepnets]

Fantastic!! sooo funny!! spot on!!!

[Domcall]

'But things were looking up for the Barlow man aswell. I'd found half-eaten packet of cheese and onion'

[braders67676]

lol

[chameleonman45]

this is important what im gonna say

I dont like,fat twats,i hate him cause hes,a fat twat

[cheryljmuir]

This is the funniest shit I've seen in ages!! I saw it on TV a couple weeks ago and nearly had a coronary from laughing so much! And that's coming from a Robbie fan!

"Would you like a drink? I've got Maxwell House, Red Bull, espresso..." lol!!

[brandybuck1984]

LMAO! Gary Barlow was actually in Heartbeat

[stuart556]

i like the bit from 00:01-00:04

[BingBracken]

Totally rubbish laffed not once

[doledrum]

haha come on, not even Robbie at Live 8?

[dwnldera]

oh right..., YOU CAN FUCK OFF!

[monkeykiller70]

howd u lyk that gary 80 million quid and a pie

[ladylusciouz]

i luv the bit at 4.26 where gary is running down with cakes trainspotting style!

[deanonet]

The actor playing robbie is very good, the little looks to camera and expressions are spot on.

[kingdomcome321]

yeh defo gr8 comedy timing

[kempana]

kevin bishop is an impressive actor.

[siets1]

agreed.

[xjessxdaxbestx]

i dunno wat it were it was time 2 put take that back 2 geva well it was actually my bank manager hahahaha funny

[aleorange4878]

fabuloso!!! muy gracioso!!! y soy un asuperTT fan!!!

[xxgeorgibunnyxx]

Whats wrong with the piano? Dosen't work!!! LOL

[blindedeyes]

im sorry mr barlow, im gonna have to have tho cakes back,

oh alright then, you can fuck off!

left me and my sis in stitches :P

[XxJaretBFSxX]

I just wanna know why the good looking members of tt are played by mingers & Robbie is played by some1 really hot lol.

Thanx 4 posting, hilarious, especially the pork pie bit lol

[cooltakethatfan]

im a big fan of tt but when i watched this show i nearly died of laughing so much.

[bigsis2007]

I am a Robbie and Take That fan but'Gary Barlow ate all the pies'. That is hilarious!!!!

[PinkIndieFairy]

Take That should record their Robbie song for real! *lol* I love the lyrics! *lol*

[spookykcs]

Hilarious! And that's coming from me, a very dedicated fan of Take That and Mister Williams.

[CyberZak619]

"80 million quid... and a PIE!!!" Bloody brilliant!

[sx8ter]

1:37 what am i like lol

[bizee69]

i know me too i loved it