The FBI Calls

[Mattman4698]

Talk to you about your wind pipe? What...

[Drumology7]

huh? FAKE

[kkrazyish]

bull shit dumb shit fuck this shit

[dirtbiker2471]

was this recorded with a bowl of soup?

[lycan156]

@dirtbiker2471 no, i think it was more of a chicken salad,

[videofreakmanic123]

Guess what? I think your gay.

[qrange1]

fuck this video

[ahmedmslh]

This was recorded by a toaster 1ce again

[angelbaby5051]

fake



[JackLivesTogether]

Speak up;I can't hear you.

[mrhotmail08]

it said 8:36 AM

[Udany147]

Can anybody post some kind of transcript...

[rely3]

It's mumbleing and i can't understand

[HahaiMakeFunOfYou]

That was stupid...and if the FBI was at your door I highly doubt they would calmly leave you a voice mail. Lmao they'd bust down your door if they needed to get to you....I tell ya, there's stupid people out there.

[firewacker432]

there's no point of this video!

[ilovepdub]

delete this bullshit video u know we couldnt hear a damn thing

[donjuandonjuan]

The caller sounds like he either a swallowed the phone or is performing some oral action on the phone. I couldn't understand a _ _ _ _ ing word he said lol.

[joshcop69]

I realize that this ridiculous waste of bandwidth was posted almost three years ago, but I can ASSURE everyone here that the caller is NOT an agent with the Federal Bureau of Investigation, and I hope that his real identity was discovered. If not, then "kattalien" probably STILL hasn't left his house yet. Seriously, all one has to do is call the local FBI Field Office in one's capital city to inquire about possible calls to your residence. Or just be a paranoid idiot instead.

[ryan20711]

this is retarded

[vota4padro]

STOP BEING A PUNK PUSSY AND TALK TO THEM. give them a good story or entertain them for a while.

[CharonM72]

I've been called by the FBI before. The guy who called me was very clear and articulate and professional, making me doubt that this is actually the FBI.

[reaper195]

You know...that would be funnier if he said 'squirrel chaser'.

[KingZeoX]

The point is you CANNOT hear the caller. This is often the case when people call 911 and other law enforcement departments.

[davehines78]

Did he say he was going to rip out your windpipe?

[Jacksonb904]

haha yo i think he did.., "sir im going to rip out your windpipe"

[GreatSaradomin]

yes!

[bboxman2049]

How can you hear them when they are away from the phone that is weird.

[luckystrikebrand1983]

right...

[FF7gurl]

i heard something about them calling about a website and kicking the door in other than that i got nothing.

[eitucatsuj]

how stupid... upload something worth watching dumbass

[shawnsmusic14]

thanks for wasting my fucking time douche bag

[mealsonwheels111]

all i heard was mhnk jvfuytxedrvmmmjyfjyhgrsdrdmmmm­mkjihuigfdgfihh

[Jacob284]

lol 60,066 views

[abn11th]

SHUT THE FU>CK UP FBI DONT LEAVE MESSAGES. They kick your door in, your just some dumb kid who looking for attention.

[butterfliesinthesky]

LOL called you at your front door..........LOL LOL

[trunk516]

I coul;dn't hear it either....you'de think the idiot who posted this would at least preview it before putting it on here..MORON

[amelianightingale16]

i didnt even hear 1 fucking word of that message

[limpiao23]

scary demon on your voicemail!

[Tatsu0chan]

I couldn't tell what they said..

[TheMrTannerShow]

wow? you really think its the fbi? here is wat i can tell you........... they got a wrong number =p

[oOIVI1K3Oo]

Regardless of the humor in this recording, I'm afraid that really is the sanctimonious, condescending attitude of too many fbi officers who think they're somehow above the law and somehow superior to the rest of the community. Perhaps the citizen's answering machine greeting should be "Press one if you're a power-mad imbecile with personality disorders whom should never be allowed anywhere near a uniform and a badge let alone a gun or any sort of authority."

[KandyGurl1216]

Thats not the fbi, cause if it was, then they would first say real loud the name of the person, and say that they are calling you from the fbi, and the reason why they called. So dont worry. it wasnt them.

[scareykatt]

KandyGurl1216,

are u sure about that?

you got to be kidding me!

dear lord!

the phone number is a REAL number.

have u saw his other FBI videos?

[FilmPA]

Learn how to spell.

[scareykatt]

FilmPA,

Huh?

What did u SAY?

I can NOT read your God Awful spelling!

Huh?

[FilmPA]

You need to grow up child. "have you saw his other FBI videos?". Talk about fucking hill billy language.

[scareykatt]

FilmPA,

Yawn!

I'm so bored with u!

You are NOT fun any more!

Yawn!

[FilmPA]

scareykatt,

Yawn!

The word "Scarey" is NOT a word!

Your name would be "scary cat" if you knew!

Not "scareykatt"!

You are NOT intelligent enough to talk to intelligent people!

Yawn!

Me fucking ow!

[fcfdaveyjones]

Wow ur stupid as hell not fbi fag

[scareykatt]

fcfdaveyjones,

u must LOVE talking about yourself!

[vdub2002]

retard, fbi wouldnt call your house to get you to open the door...

[scareykatt]

vdub2002,

the FBI won't knock down a door.

he is innosense until proben guilty!

[rvfpower]

not in america

[scareykatt]

rvfpower,

yes, u are right.

the innosense can still get arrested!

[AkhilWolf]

On the contrary. I do believe we are one of the VERY few select countries that implies that law.  Least that's the way we do it in Texas. Dunno how you Northern bastards do it. And Scareykatt, learn how to fuckin' spell, please? Innosense and proben are not words. And the FBI, unfortunately, would. If they KNEW you were the one who did whatever it was, they wouldn't hesitate to. They just have to get a warrant first.

[rvfpower]

well its not actually in the american law but implied wheras the whole of the civilised world (europe) have it written explicitly in their law

[VulgarSquirrel]

innocent, proven.

[scareykatt]

VulgarSquirrel,

exactly

[lipkee1]

Those two comments i found highly amusing . They were much better than the FUCKED post .

[scareykatt]

lipkee1,

of course!

[deadpool2099]

what a shitty post, sounds like some drunk with the wrong number

[scareykatt]

deadpool2099,

the FBI guy was drunk with the wrong number!

HA! HA!

that's funny!

[CyberCrusoe]

Can't hear a thing the guy says. Also, set the damn clock so the CL will stop flashing.