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  • Aww I wish it was rule -.-

  • hahaha failing at swedish x''''''''D

  • OHHHHHHHHHHHKAY.

  • this makes me want to throw up

  • Melon.

  • [x] Find meaning of life,

  • Why, Think Geek!? Why did you lie to us?

  • epic meal time should get this

  • "Squeeeeze Bacon!" lol fucking disgusting

  • Mhmmm, squeeze turd. DURRRRRRRRRRRr

  • I speak Swedish and I can confirm that he's rick rolling you.

  • dude that guy sucks at swedish lawl

  • epic meal time would find this useful

  • lova dej at det har smakar bra!!

  • The man who created this should have a world wide holiday made for him. When god put this idea in his head he knew the result would be epic. Every kitchen should have a bottle and I havent tried it yet. I am gett some as soon as I can! This could turn into a drug for bacon manics

  • Anyone know the background song for this video? I'm suddenly really interested in it.

    Not what the guy is saying, the actual song.

  • haaaaaaaaaaahahaha.. i feeel so sick

  • I got BACON!

    I'm baco-OH OH GOD NO AAAAAAAGGGHHHH NOOOO GOD OH NOOOO

  • Wow....

  • Lyrics to his video(I'm challenging you to sing them to NGGYU melody!): Vi är inga främlingar till kärlek Du känner till reglerna och det gör jag också Jag vill bara säga till dig hur jag känner(Stop) Måste få dig att förstå(Squeeze Bacon) Nä, Aldrig kommer att ge dig upp(Ok) Aldrig kommer att göra dig besviken(Oook) Aldrig kommer att springa runt och springa iväg Aldrig kommer at få dig att gråta Aldrig kommer att säga adjö Aldrig kommer att ljuga och skada dig(Wroom wroom)
  • I think Thinkgeek took the NGGYU lyrics and ran them through Google Translate. You can't really sing them to the melody.

    And to all you who have to point out that no swede would speak like that; it's part of the joke, you know, having fun with stereotypes(I think stereotyping my own people is fun).

  • Did he just put that in noodles, melons, sushi, ice cream, and fruit loops?! LOOL.

  • I'm Norwegian... I lol'd

  • that looks like the stuff that comes out my dogs ass.

  • meh lol'd

  • that looks like sh*t in a squeeze bottle

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  • HAHA! I am from Sweden, and this is just an april fools joke, there is no such thing as squeez bacon here =) Damn funny though that this has gotten so big in america, and that you actually think that we are that disgusting =P

  • @Xlcola Bacon is a beautiful thing, no matter in what form.

  • this has got to be the grossest condiment of them all. Glad I did not marry that Swedish gal I knew years ago. Otherwise, I would had offended her mom if I did not eat this crap.

  • umm, ok

  • holy shit this stuff is disgusting

  • juciest thing! anything + squeez bacon = <3

  • Too juicy for words!

    SQUEEZ BACON FTW!

  • I wish they would make damn bacon sauce...

  • How odd.

  • The Squeez Bacon Is A Lie.

  • it's april 1st, you tools.

  • @jgibbjr

    this came out last year. special.

  • Lol where the hell is the guy from?

    I know the language is Swedish, but it's not a swede talking. Sounds alot fun but never heard the accent before !

  • Sounds like Mamma Mu, think it's somewhere in Norrland?

  • , I need it.....NOW

  • Most yes!

  • Most yes!

  • The bacon must the girl on. Put.

    MmMmMmmmmmm...

  • I've been sneakily rickrolled.

  • Hilarious! Did you guys use Google Translate for the Swedish voice? xD

  • "Aldrig kommer att ge dig upp!"

    Speak l33t*?

    Then u get the Never gonna give you up....

    *Swedish

  • Most yes!

  • This is a joke, fool!

  • You're an idiot...

  • @XMCRaddictX1 Oh christ...

  • lol! He closed his account because we abused his stupidity.

  • That actually looks kindof gross. Imagine eating that infront of someone, it'd look like you were eating a dog shit sandwich D:

  • The epitome of lol :)

  • i am a masculine kind looking for something to spice up my bread meat, sea meat, and ground cow....Ohh and i can amerianize my breakfast...BEST PRODUCT EVER!!!

  • That's almost offensive to me as a swed... but I can take it, all for a laugh xD

  • ...Damn it.

    Rick rolled again. D:<

  • Knudel Soup

    Melons

    Seameat

    ROFL

  • This would have been the happiest day of my life if it wouldn't have been a rickroll

  • Who the HELL translated the subtitles???

  • I think you mean:

    Other people, firey damnation the speaking

  • He learned Engrish from Engrish -dot- com

  • Looks like shit. =D

  • the girl is fuckkkken hot

  • The voice isn't saying the captions. He's actually Rick Rolling you in Swedish...

  • @SirEmelio

    OUUUUUHH KAAYYYY!

  • the guy looks like a filipino

  • @tremor209 i thought the same lol

  • 'vroom vroom breakfast starter' was all that needed to be said.

  • YES!!!! THERE IS A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • caca with flavor...

  • pork! pork! pork!

  • Sea meat.. haww

  • in the tags it says april fools

  • the redhead has nice boobs

  • but it actally is on sale at ThinkGeek

  • The redhead? I'd buy that.

  • dude it looks like crap(X)_(x)

  • Most yes!

  • VROOM VROOM BREAKFAST STARTA! Genius! Me want.

  • hahah wow

  • fuckin grost

  • please tell me this isnt real

  • This stuff is awesome if you put it on donuts

  • And cake too

  • Don't forget bacon!

  • Why, yes - not preparing smoked swine for breakfast is quite the unpleasant mess... I should know.

  • Also: tube poop! TUBE POOP!!! Get it??? Aahah-hahahahaaaa.... *faints*

    Also also: Swed-Roll for the win!

  • There is absolutely NO GOOD REASON why this should NOT exist. Somebody get on it!

  • hold on, we just got rickrolled.

    That guy is saying the lyrics in swedish.

  • That may be the case, but it hardly seems relevant since this is Swedish.

  • Vrroom, vroom, breakfast schtahrter! When breadmeats mine ok are not, Squeeze Bacon! For creamed ices, comparing is not nothing!

    Make your heroic effort at next petrol station most Squeeze Bacon yes!

    OOOOOOhhhkaaay!

  • ug

    now i kno the ultimate dare

    try to slurp the whole thing in less then 3 mins xD

  • YUCK!

    :x

    Disgusting!

  • most yes!

  • What the hell is wrong with his voice?

  • He is speaking in another goddamn language.

  • I know swedish, and thats definately some deformed kind of swedish.

    Nobody speaks like that unless theyre from skåne and have a hot poker in their mouth.

  • If you think that, that is skånska you are more f*ed up than the language in the clip.

  • Did I say that it was purely skånska? No!

    I said skånska with a hot poker in your mouth.

  • GROSS!!!

  • Most yes!

  • fake, but could be real

  • ahahaha.... hahaha

    its an aprils fools joke.

  • my satisfaction the yes with this wonderfal fast breaking method.

  • MOST YES!!!!111111eins

  • vroom vroom breakfast starter!

  • Yum... squishy pig products!

  • vroom vroom, breakfast startar! haha, love how its break your fast

  • talk about cancer

  • BEST IDEA EVER.

    Too bad it's not real, though...

  • it is real!

  • mmm... bacon...

  • its fake guys calm the fuck down

  • dumb but funny

  • Haha, best Rick Rolling ever!

  • To those who think it's a fake: You're WRONG! It's a real product (and pretty yummy too!!)

  • I puked a little bit when i first saw this. I'm really glad its fake. LOL

  • gr8 idea 4 product

  • its the Swedish translation of rick roll

  • I know its an April fool but it looks so good!

  • NOT AN APRIL FOOL REAL INVENTION

  • vroom vroom, party starter

  • ok, kul att svenska blivigt internets wtf språk nu

  • not going to lie, i would totally buy a few bottles of this.

  • its shet mates. Enjoy it!

    LOL

  • Yuk...lol

  • Great way to promote Social Biology or the former term Eugenics. Looks like disease in a squeeze. I dare you to list the ingredients and I double dare people who think this sounds scrumptious to investigate what those ingredients do to their vessels. Buen Provecho! NOT

  • Wow, you're being like so serious about it.

  • What a discousting fucking things! Jesus. What happed the gastronomic culture? :D

  • Its fake. Go to their site

  • what the hell man its real on their site...........

  • Every april fools day they make a bunch of fake products. This year they had the bacon stuff, a unicorn drink thing, and portal shirts, a USB pet rock, an ice dagger, a shocking bracelets, and a secret QR shirt.. look at the top of the site that says OMG WE TOTALLY FOOLED YOU!!!

  • i know but you can actually buy it

  • ha finom akkor egyék...

  • another waste of our energy

  • love the engrish in the vid tho

  • I was so excited for this, shame its fake. I'd buy it.

  • I've been fooled *hangs head in shame, and disappointment at lack of such a cool product*

  • You have no idea how terrified I am right now.

  • ok i fell for it! was going to order it for the next bbq party to see what people say! damn you thinkgeek! damn you!!! haha!

  • lol. but you know what--i wouldn't be surprized if someone in america doesn't invent this...this has america written all over it!!

  • rofl... are you kiddin me... what kind of vids you watching

  • it was sent to me..it's a joke lol

  • I know, I was like WATAF.. are you kiddin me.. squeezable bacon..rofl

  • looks like shit

  • why not bacon that comes in a roll like toilet paper...just pull the desired amount, tare, and grill....BAM!!! i think this is a great idea...there could be a special opening in the front of the fridge for it too, right next to the ice maker.....better yet , pull your bacon from a roll and take it right to your personal nacho cheese machine...ehhh ehhh pretty good don't ya think

  • Why. Oh lord, Why? Not that I wouldn't eat it. On melba toast. But still...WHY????

  • This is SO cool!!!! Imported from Sweden, eh? Where in Sweden can you get this, if you don't want to pay a fortune in import taxes from the US?

  • Mmmmmm, Soylent Green 2010!

  • That can't be a swede talking, that's some shitty swedish.

  • It is Swedish that he's talking, but he have med it sound strange. Or he's just not Swedish.

  • he is reading a pretty famous song by Rick Ashley on Swedish if you wonder ;P

  • This would actually sell

  • MOST YES!

  • I wonder what's actually in that bottle...

  • HAHAHAHA

  • Did he say Vroom Vroom Breakfast Starter at the end? Holy shit. Best commercial ever.

  • lol great vid... squeez bacon... that would be processed HOW many times?

  • I'm actually sad this isn't real.

  • LOL...I know just who to send this to!!!

  • Is that right?

  • You wouldn't believe this guy if I told you about him...he's just way too much!

  • hahaha yummo

    happy april fools

  • Did no one remember April Fools?

  • the resurrection of rick rolls

  • Oh man... the voice over is awfully awesome!

  • i'd eat it.

  • rickrolled -.-

  • Happy april fools think geek lol.

  • I love bacon but that is foul.

  • lol rickrolled! XD

  • What?

  • The Swedish voice mostly just reads a translation of the song Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley. :P

  • Did I just get rickrolled in another language?

    Wow, that's impressive.