Vicar of Dibley - Closing Sermons

[ej3008]

i dont get the "wheres the soap" one :s am i over complicating? :s

[greencatish]

What color were the blinds?

[CutandPrintFilms]

No.1 made me act like Alice!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JDardudwy]

Lmao this is the best ;D

[thehoneyhoneygirl]

mm, thats a hard one!

tep you're in!!

love them!!

[emmarocks]

i think alice's reactions make the jokes

[Dojan5]

Yeah, I agree with that. Alice is mainly what makes the jokes so hilarious.

[sme1ems]

I don't get the soap one

[icanhasheadache]

She's either saying "where's the soap?" or "wears the soap" as in something they are doing is wearing the soap down.

[6johansenad]

Brilliant!!!!!!!

[lizardmt]

man that made me laugh. i love the jokes at the end. and i love the episodes too. lol

[freakysister4427]

don't get num 5 plz tell me someone

[adelaideuni]

wear not where is the key, the death one is using it for pleasure and so it is disappearing.

[adelaideuni]

that should be deaf

[kyo2590]

I don't get the 5th or 6th joke... Help explaining? <=)

[LCMac3]

well the 6th joke is saying that the sea wet itself, as in had a toilet accident. I'm not sure of the 5th one though! When i've figured it out, i'll let you know! :D

[kyo2590]

Ohhh... Okay. lol Thanks! =)

[SpazzyHazzy]

the first nun meant "Where's the soap?" as a question.

but the second meant "Wears the soap." as in 'wears it down'. then you can work out for yourself what she might be doing witht the soap lol!

[weemote]

i am still not getting that joke "/

[ThereGoesKitty]

love this show i wish there were more =)

no .1 lol

lov no 2

[gigglek8]

I love joke no.7 it is well funny,also i love

vicar of dibley.

[cisamichanne]

My favorite one too lol.

[welshkid246]

lol vicar of dibley is cool! i love it but theres not gunna b anymore series :( the ones that have been aired where classic! XD one of my fav moments was wen she was jumpin in all the puddles and jumped in 1 that went up to her neck!! and wen shes about to get married (last ep.) and shes in her beautiful dress and a car comes past and soakes her with mud! she ends up getting married in her pajamas! lmao! and the "i cant believe its not butter" soz ill stop not XD HAHAHA!

LOVE U CRISS XXX :)

[oakseycokesy]

hilarious lmao so funny she is queen of comedy

[cocochanelleke]

... didn´t get nr. 5 and nr. 7

love almost every bit I do get.

5* from Holland

Coco

[stewartcolbert11]

I'm a huge fan of KLRU/PBS (austin, tx) Britcoms. They've aired approximately 3-4 hour segments every saturday night for at least 8 years. They used to air vicar of dibley and faulty towers, and monarch of the glenn, but they have been supplanted by rosemary and thyme and last of the summer wine. all of them are funny shows!!! they need to open up more time for britcoms and show them all!!!1

[Oxfordfan17]

Number 3!!! Alice's jokes are funny lol bless her!1

[bruges4andy]

can sum one explain number 5 cos im ashamed to say i dont know it lol

[BeathaTeanga]

Me too, don't get it!

[Eggyrocks1]

LOL!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!

[JamesHeal2]

lol!

[crystal7910]

loool jokes! number 1 and 3 i think were the funniest, proper oldies now though... but yeah still made me chuckle. bless alice shes so slow and hysterical and dawn is so lovely and such a great actress lol to be honest...i dont actually get number 5 myself... ashamed to admit it but at least im honest! lol

[WarriorQueenoftheSea]

Oh that's a hard one ..

lol!!

[mrrad1]

Haha this is hilarious, one of my best tv shows to watch!

[Broadspace]

hahahahaha funny

[deduero]

OH BLESS YOU, AND THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!!!! I was just watching a rerun tonight and saw the last one where Alice was trying to figure out the bunny noises! Too cute, and I love how the Vicar, tells Alice, that she's going to send that one back! Too funny, these shows are so special to me and I love watching my DVD set over and over. I really became so attached to those characters and they've made some very long stormy nights very tolerable! Thanks for posting some of the best parts!

[jazznjava]

Oh it is a confusing story isn't.

No, it just doesn't work as a joke does it?

Why is it funny Alice?

Those are great lines.

The sea weed. It is the rudest thing I have ever heard.

[stanmugs]

Bleedin' awesome, ol chap.

[Whovianinamerica]

I told the sea weed one to a friend of mine, Alice got it sooner...

[leelizabeth]

seriously? wow

[Whovianinamerica]

I know, my friends are idiots, but their my idiots!&heart;

[leelizabeth]

It's ok everyone has their blond moments and I am NO EXCEPTION! hehe

[Whovianinamerica]

nor me, tee hee...

[Grzechu1986]

"Oh... And it's funny?"

"Yes. It's hillarious."

I love that bit:)

[Asprothecat]

Alioe is like Mr Bean,because she's physically an adult but mentally a child.

[kerryd163]

i blooddyy love the vicar of dibley

aww loveit love ot love it :P

and dawn french ! x

[Asprothecat]

Which episode is the inflatable boy joke from?

[booey104]

you mean the one about letting everyone down?

3rd series i think

[12zac12]

alice makes me laugh!! the first joke with them made me laugh! i did that joke to my mate

[Asprothecat]

Alice understands the first joke,because Geraldine doesn't yet realise how stupid Alice is.

[mfmwe]

I don't care what anyone says....this stuff is funny

[sallymissy]

OMG the jokes arent that funny, but i absolutely piss myself at alice!

[holydarkness]

i got al of them XD

[DiverforPort]

I am not sure why some people did not.

[crazychick84]

no, i'm sorry, it's still a shit joke.

[crazychick84]

i was about to take the mickey out of you all for not understanding the jokes, but to be honest, that nuns in a bath one puzzled me too. i thought she said bar also. hehe, still fab though.

[DiverforPort]

The Nun said "Where's the soap?" the other Nun thinks she meant it wears the soap out as in she was using the soap to how shall I put it? Play with herself.

[SidefringeStudio]

eh

okay i get there in

a bath but i dont get the wears bit

????

[Timmy1482]

great jokes- didnt get the two nuns one either but still good

[DiverforPort]

Where's the soap?(wears the soap)

[jacqlau]

thanks for clipping these all together, im glad to ave friends just like alice and me being kinda like her too, we may be slow in the brain but when we get going we really cant stop!! haha! thanks again!

[vasehead]

I don't get the two nuns joke either. Will someone please explain it now!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PoisonIvene]

She can't find the soap because the other nun is masturbating with it, she thought she said "wears the soap?" as in does it wear the soap down, and that's why she said yes it does rather.

[seanyuk85]

its two nuns in a bath not a bar if that helps

[natalieisthegreatest]

i don't get the two nuns in a bar joke. can someone explain it to me?

[financehipflask]

i dont get it either

[KyleThorn19]

Have you tards below ever watched the vicar of dibley , she is meant to be like you pricks , and you say she is dumb ? !

[robtube3002]

i love alice leave her alone she is great

[valorik]

Maybe Alice could win the gold medal in the Stupid Olympics.

[Mascro1977]

Is anyone home? What's between thoose ears Alice?

[Grzechu1986]

Alice is a real head ache...:)

[Asprothecat]

Alice is such a dimwit