The Creepy Hand Model: Ellen Sirot with Michaela Watkins

[DCAMAM0T0X]

i seen chicks with some nice hands and they do shit women are supposed to do , Like Hand jobs .

[thekittythatsayshelo]

Is this real?!?!?!

[NovaLaMason]

The bitch has issues.

[sasukelover445]

I can't tell if this is real or not...

[thethreelittlefarmer]

@sasukelover445 its not really her. its an actor.

[thethreelittlefarmer]

this is actually kind of mean. shes my best friends mom and shes really nice and not a freak.

[Haruzumakii]

DON'T WAKE MY HANDS.....DON'T FUCKING WAKE MY HANDS

[TheMajorIdea]

whoa! She's almost likable here.

[slimfast67]

This will never stop being funny!

[Flopsy1997]

1:20 OWPEN THA DAH!

[McUsername420]

Michaela's hands are way better looking than the creepy self fetish lady.

[GlitterLuver]

1:50 hand touched tha car!!

[VPR2001]

The only ones that says it's prefect are those stupid company. Who the hell pay attention to hands on an add anyways? NO ONE. This isn't even a parody of her, ITS HER IN REAL LIFE, which makes it even more funny! HA! By the way, actress completely looks like her.

[WJYWJYWHAT]

i have a parody of the original too xD

[chocoxbananaxo]

this is so great, the actress gets it just right

[MichelleChanel]

ahahahahahahaha shes so crazy!! love it

[highschoolboy15]

lmao! 1:14 "I Will fucking kill you if you dont get here right nor and open the dor!" xD

[TheWithLyrics]

"Shhh! Don't wake my hands! Don't fucking wake my hands!"

LMFAO!

[DrNutmeg1]

what about an old fashioned?

[acheron187]

honestly who could lead a life like this, I'd rather have no hands than never use them

[xfxfxfsindy]

I think she has psychological problems

[mizchinitaxd]

She is so weird



[azikial5]

haha 4:04 - 4:17 wtf "haha ok ok ok hahaa ok ok hahaahahahahahaa ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok hhaaaahahaha ok ok ok hahaha okok, nianiahahania ok" WTF!!!

[bddbjrsexy]

@azikial5 Haha, you typed that out perfectly.

[ainvencivel]

… I have people who insert and remove my tampoons

[SoulSyster]

Anyone who believes this is serious is an idiot. This is comedy, people.

[AzaraelsWill]

@SoulSyster I wish it was.... But this parody is ridiculously close to the original...

[lulumariemissypu]

Good Lord! Anybody got a sledgehammer? After that stupid ego and ridiculous big mouth then we'll work on them ordinary limbs.

[WitDaBeardies]

lol pretty much the same from the original 1 lol

[ToastyTarget00]

Im biting my nails right now.

[whale0melette]

anyone else think shes just a lazy bitch who wants to be treated like a queen?

i'm a foot model with a top agency and even i think this women is fucking mental.

[JaJadenTheGreat]

@whale0melette Ok wow. This is a spoof of an actual interview you twit.

[whale0melette]

@JaJadenTheGreat

ok wow. no shit, i totally hadn't noticed (*sarcasm facepalm*)

i'v seen her other interviews and she is exactly the same. wont do basic chores, wont carry out the trash or do cooking. the first time her husband touched her ungloved hand was on her wedding day.

[HeyHiHelloHeyHi]

scary acturate right there. THIS IS HILARIOUS:P

[wishwecouldkickit]

What happens when she needs to change her tampon or wipe her ass?

[amelianna100]

she sounds like anne hathaway

[bladetipper]

i wish something happens to her hands. something bad...

[armauniizbeasty]

expensive hand job you got there

[FatBoySlim691]

i masturbate my own vagina? wtf lmao she is a freak

i dont hold my child

[nimergas80]

How much for a good hand job????

[ludaticDBM]

fuckin wierd cunt

[patheally]

this is not 'real'?

[malakoz]

she forgot to say they articulate

[JayaJTV]

The FACE of a model LMFAO

[manicmuffin]

LMAO, hilarious! I love how the actress grins like a maniac all the time just like the real nutter. "Shh! Don't wake my hands. Don't F**KING wake my hands!"

[airplanefreak27]

This is pretty great! haha I can't believe how rediculous the real woman is...ugh

[rockerchica13]

complete armageddon...lol. i swear that's like an exact quote from the CBS interview. it's like Tina Fey with Sarah Palin :D

[Ohmythatspainful]

That was funny; good actress. The thumbs down must be from Ellen and her helpers..

[blondifulgirl]

sooo, she can't have intimacy but she has a child? yeah that makes a lot of sense....

[Ohmythatspainful]

@blondifulgirl Yes, of course it does. Why does that sound unlikely to you?

Regardless, it is all about exaggeration for comedic effect; no one is actually saying the woman can't be "intimate" with someone; I don't think most of us here know her well enough to make that call ... but it could be true XD

[dathoanggia92]

" I have people to masturbate my vagina for me " LoL that made my day :D

[JB123LVER]

3:52 is funny

[clearliquid]

3:50

[Kimmirisk]

Great job!

[axiom5000]

the actual interview is funny enough; no need for a parody.

[MrBmac357]

cant wait to see this bitch become and an amputee

[TheMaximumGamer]

LADY, I WILL COME TO YOUR FUCKING HOUSE AND CUT YOUR NAILS.

[suebear119]

I thought this was a legit interview with the real ellen sirot until the jokes started xD

[sexyhockeyplayer222]

1:14

[sexyhockeyplayer222]

1:13 my favorite part!!

[shadesofbluee]

For a second, I thought I was looking at Elaine Benes.

[ExesAndOwes]

It would have been funny if they didn't put some if those nasty parts in there. (sorry to sound like a mother but i hate seeing stuff like that pop up on the screen)

[MissBestofthebest13]

creepiest. laugh. ever.

[tinkertoes1000]

Ahaha "shhh don't wake my hands.." lmao!

[ieatpilli]

I'm glad they adressed the mastibatory issue, but now I'm wondering how the actual Ellen Sirot masterbates...I don't want to be thinking about that LOL

[glasseyelashes]

" ooo, i'm crowning right now. i got a big poopoo in me..." so dang funny!!! > <

[phanimals]

I wish i had hands like that

[MannySchrotenboer]

i hate her

[youyouc]

is this really her? I know this is a fact interview, but is this really her? If so she's not so bad anymore! She's pretty hilarious!

[Pahvilaatikko15]

1:51

Shit, almost!

[spiderbear78]

lol nailed it and she sounded just like her

[Raggamechababy]

Billiant. "Don't you wake my fucking hands!"

And yes, if anything the way the real Sirot caresses her hands the whole time is even more creepy.

[shotputndisc]

this is pretty much exactly like the interview

[LipRouge]

Oh man -- this is BRILLIANT! So hysterical! I hope Ellen Sirot's seen this!!!

[greenleif]

@DaClexxx

well, this is an UNCANNY impression of the real Ellen Sirot. Watch her CBS Sunday Morning Interview...what an incredibly selfish horrible bitch.

[Thegirlnextdoor42]

Haha! This is great!

[rapozaofl]

DIE

[SteveRivendale]

I hated it. I thought is was dumb. Didn't make me laugh. I couldn't watch much more than 2 and a half minutes.

[kick808gs]

@ 3:29 this really great!! (barely any emotion) LMFAO!!!!

[yogosigos]

yet, this is less ridiculous than the actual interview.

[alexandrarocks1000]

i just watched the whole thing and ewwww

[LilBoyTy69]

"I can make anywhere from 5 dollars to 2 trillion dollars in one day" hahahahahaha

[cekinxxx]

lol now i noticed its fake

[Knhyd]

"I have trouble crossing the street...just, one thing could happen. A leaf could fall down and you just never know what's been on that leaf, and my hands will get dirty, and my career is ruined, and it's destroyed!" <--- LOL

[EmeraldSupernova]

Seriously, how does she shower or wipe her ass?

I'd pay for a handjob from this bitch.

[1Mastermind1990]

haha, oh man! I think this is tied with Whorders and Bat fight

[MrUndersolo]

This was very spot-on!

[SkeetOnYaSheetz]

That was hilarious. The actor who played Ellen, acted and sounded just like that crazy bitch.

[rainboweinstein]

Someone might have asked this already, but... what does it say at 2:41? AMAZING, BTW.

[lauren2813]

HOW HAS THIS NOT GOTTEN MORE ATTENTION?

[lauren2813]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!!!



[enzo555]

Michaela has some beautiful hands

[ForceCSW]

I guess 213 people don't like hand models!

(on advice from Yotam Perel)

[MsLumos85]

1:04 Ahhhhhh i cant get out .hahahahahahahahahaha

[julianjojojo]

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[sk8bow]

0:24 purrrfect. 

[LouiseP24]

Kaasar.

[Chronos277]

I feel...Akward

[pundar]

they should call it rarely funny or die

[KillahEliz]

Wow, that was actually really funny for a change! Lol!

[rockerchica13]

"don't wake my hands...don't fucking wake my hands..." keeled over laughing at that..

[MyndiRandomSocks]

"I will fucking kill you if you dont get out here right now and open the door! Open the door!" I fell out of my fucking chair I laughed so hard.

[ultimatecolamix]

i realy waited for the reporter to break her hands = D dont ask me why...

[l3eas7]

i want to fucking vomit and shit in a bag and throw it all over her hands, fucking sack of crap needs meth's over her eyes

[ToasterPiratess73JF]

dayum that is weird xD

[aFamousWanaBe69]

I would take her hand and slap her and cut each finger with a chainsaw

[kristicuk]

I want a part 2!

[TheSoylucia]

hahhaha very good video

[drgabethebabe]

were do you sign up to masturbate her vagina...then shut her up

[greasynuht]

"I can't get out..." "Unnhgghhhahhh, can't get out"

[signboyy]

she is pretty funny, who is this?

[Kareia79]

"I have people who masturbate my vagina" ?? aha wtf xD

[Blinksumk]

too long... :/

[skullmebroken]

i wish i had someone to do a few of those things for me. =]

[ThatPunkBrent]

haha loved it

[awkwardgarbage]

Wasn't she on SNL???

[Aguy41God]

the frist funny video "funny or die" has made in a year. congrates

[HIKAJO]

how does she mastrubate ? HAHA XD

with her elbows ?

[spencermeadows79]

@HIKAJO ...lol...She has someone do it for her.

[deviance87]

@HIKAJO

She has people to masturbate it for her.

[emrico1]

I wanted to set the woman on fire...

Good satire

[xIISKIPPYIIx]

I cant tell if this is serious on not...

[signboyy]

@xIISKIPPYIIx

its serious, she is an actual handmodel. this is part of a documentary made about her life. 

[tomoko96962000]

Thanks, this is worth watching.

[ivantothemax]

ew @ the tampon part

[SElement91]

Hahahahah I loved this

[nachetoglez]

not funny

[OliviaxxBreexxlove]

?!?!?

[ilikefast69]

i hope when she googles herself (you know she does) she inds this and realizes what a douche bag she is

[FuckinHateNewUtube]

"Well... I'll tell you. I can make anywhere between 50 and 2 trillion dollars a shoot."

[maszlagma]

Okay... I watched a cuple of real interviews with Ellen Sirrot and I have to say first of all: bitch is crazy, second this is a good impression of her!

[TheSuicidalGnome]

Zoolander rip-off...

[jjbhatergonnahate]

wtf is my word of the day

[shuttergee]

WIN MOMENT!! "i cant get out!"

[Grantoc14]

She doesn't hug...but she has a child that she can't hold...?

[G0G8T0RS]

The best way to tell Youtuve how shitty a video is to not comment at all...but I still thought this was terrible.

[ilikefast69]

i watched the original interview and i litterally thought they had the actual women for the first 2 minutes

[lemonification1]

@ilikefast69 HAHAHA ME TOO!!!

[Charlizard777]

Oh wow...

You useless... waste of space...

[dotbrainless]

I'm really really proud of me....

[krazychickatie789]

her hands are horrible  so this doesn't work.

[Kairsofter21]

I thought George Castanza had the worlds most perfect hands? As long as you stay master of your domain of course.

[bobwatters]

um die

[clawsome2404]

How do you wake a hand?

[MsAsiri1]

she makes me sickkk

[Kayischill45]

lmao.

[brrnay]

a leaf could fall down...

[Royantk]

OPEN DA DOOR!

[NeonWhiteBoy]

1:14 - 1:20 win!

[DJaBookByItsCover]

If Anyone Meets Ellen Sirot Would You Stink-Palm Her For The Sake Of Humanity.

[thebrim82]

"don't fucking touch my hands"

[allgoodftw]

she has big hands

[Schnate124]

Spot on. Watch an actual interview with the real hand model this is spoofing... It's nearly perfect.

[666slink]

@Schnate124 It really is. The original was very odd.

[jessikanne]

@Schnate124

You are right! Thanks for sharing this tip, I just looked at th real thing!

[rockerchica13]

@Schnate124 i know i watched the 60 mins interview and was shocked at how spot on it was...it was like tina fey doing sarah palin all over again haha. :D

[jimlaregina]

@Schnate124

Where can I see such an interview?

[parkateer]

@jimlaregina uh i dont know try youtube

[Schnate124]

@jimlaregina just search youtube for "Ellen Sirot".

[wildbloodydragon]

@Schnate124 Watch THE actual interview with THIS girl by CBS.

[OggieBoogie1718]

HA! Epic!

[MyndiRandomSocks]

i have literally watched this 10 times

[funkiersnoog]

Ok. 1 minute in, and I can't watch this crap anymore. Funny or Die was kinda funny at first, but it's just gotten worse over time. but that's what we get from a website founded by Adam McKay. There's a reason SNL sucked during the years he was head writer.

[mcveyla]

This is a pretty spot on impersonation of Ellen Sirot

[mcveyla]

Hahaaa 1:14

[Chrisislame90]

This was really funny and insanely creepy.