Funny: MMA Star Rashad Evans - Yo Mama Jokes

[ricksongraciee]

Yo mama so fat when she be walking on the beach the whales be singing "we are family"

[ricksongraciee]

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it

[walterreally]

Yo mama is so fat that her waist size is 29.

[xNOFEARx58]

rashad is a cool guy :))

[LordSesshomaru028]

Elie won.

[easternhero255]

Yo mama so poor, I told her I had to take a piss, she said "Pick a corner"

[billyrichardson2]

yo mama so ugly, she take the bone out her nose so the dog got sum to play with.

[DeanShaw]

Your mum's so dumb she sold her car for petrol money.

[KrfNYC2]

@DeanShaw You're not from America are you?

[jaganmaster]

Yo mama so fat I went dickless after she blew me...I just made that 1 up.

[Sydnysun11]

ALL YOUR MOMS ARE SO STUPID THEY CRAWL AROUND STORES WEN THEY HEAR THEIR PRICES ARE REAL REAL LOW.

[Sydnysun11]

YOUR MOMS SO LOOSE HER PANTIES ARE ANKLE WARMERS ALSO. SHE SO STUPID SHE THOT A QUATTER BACK WAS A REFUND. AND HER TEETH OR SO YELLOW WEN SHE SMILES OUTSIDE,TRAFFIC SLOWS DOWN

[Swimswimswim99]

@Sydnysun11  It's okay, sometimes I break my caps lock too.

[j23ify]

yo mama is so fat everytime she has sex her man has to roll her around in flower jus to find the wet spot lol

[j23ify]

yo mama is so fat that bitch dont have dreams she have motion pictures lol

[j23ify]

yo mama so dumb she got locked inside of a grocery store and starved to death lol

[j23ify]

yo mama teeth so yellow she got a job at the theater spittin in popcorn lol

[j23ify]

i meant signs

[j23ify]

yo mama teeth so crooked when she smile it look like she throwing up gang sides lol

[j23ify]

yo mama so nasty i dnt talk to her on the phone cuz da last tiem i got an ear in infection lol

[j23ify]

yo mama so fat she put on high heels and struck oil lol



[j23ify]

yo mama so nasty she matasterbates with work gloves on lol

[j23ify]

yo mam so nasty she emailed me and gave my computer a virus!

[j23ify]

yo mama so fat she sat on the curb and made a drive way! lol

[Sveners50]

yo mama so fat she fell down the stairs and it made no noise

[protobase]

lol this guy reminds me of ernie from george lopez

[thenailfactory]

yo mama's so ugly

[BBradshawProductions]

yo mama is so stupid, she asked,"what's the number for 911 ?"

yo mama so fat when she sits in the front row of the movie theater, she literally sits in the whole front roll of the movie theater.

In Soviet Russia, yo mama is so fat, she is Soviet Russia

In Soviet Russia, yo mama cracks jokes about you.

[TheMostHayted]

yo momma so fat

she knew burger king when he was a prince

[greenwolfeye3]

yo mamma is so fat, when she stands on her scale, her phone number appearce on the screen

[gonzalezjose2126]

yo mamma so fat she went one way and neva cam back

yoo mamma so ugly bob the builder said i cnt fix dat

yo mamma so old she farted and dust cameeee outt!!!!

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[chazzl3]

@gonzalezjose2126 i like ur first one lol

[eryte387]

yo mamma is so fat when i bought a pair of grillz she startd pulln steakks out her pocket

[MrMacadoshish]

yo mama so ugly she's a worm.

[chazzl3]

@MrMacadoshish i didnt like any uv thaat lol

[blackcountryrambler]

yo mama eats so much beef stew, they call her Dinty Most!!!

[derekturbo2009]

Yo mamma's house is so small that when she ordered a large pizza she had to eat it outside

[channelin]

yo mama so fat even chuck Norris went missing

[isomaltwithsalt]

Elie beat the muppet

[GameSquare360]

yo momma so fat when she step on a doller she make change.

[khayum]

LOL@Martin Lawrence, this lil jew is funny.

[nikofiosi95]

yo momma went to the cinema and she sat next to everyone

[d6ud9e]

I remember yo face whe you did da stanky leg.

[magic101ize]

yo mama so fat when she broke her arm mashed potatoes pored out

yo mama so short she can do backflips ander the door

yo mama like a shot gun 2 cocks and shes loaded

yo mama so old jesus is in her year book

[pedrokid77]

1990 jokes.

[mirask8krew]

yo mamma so when she wear red she look like the coo aid man oooo yeahhh!

[habs29bball]

your mamma so fat her nickname is moon

[scottconnatser]

Yo momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil

[avalanchesoul]

the picture on the wall falling cracked me up.

[coochiecaper]

yo mama so ugly when she goes outside peopls say "GO BACK IN YOUR HOUSE!"

[TheBlakeGriffen]

yo mamma so fat she stepped on a scale and it one at a time

[TheTriangularSquare]

your mother is so fat her blood type is nutella

[voodoo9606]

evans will beat bones. i bet u only 2 people know im not lying

[Sinomis]

HAHAAAAAaa Rashad is my man!

[voodoo9606]

@Sinomis im 100% sure evans will beat bones... im not talikn ramtch. this is voodoo who is never wrong. if u know. take this with a grain of salt. i encourage tyou.......100% evamns 5rnd unan dec. battle of attrition

[jparra20]

1:34

[claygolem200]

Yo mamma so small, she uses a condom as a sleepin bag

[Snide1988]

Yo mamma head so small she uses a teabag for a pillow :O

[1331anonymous]

ur mamma so fat u can stand on her and hi five god

[Wakeboarder3923]

know what would be great? if that guy just knocked him out... maybe we wouldnt listen to him anymore

[BradsterGangsta1401]

yo mama is so stupid christmas was around the corner....she went looking for it

[mclovin5411]

Yo mama so hairy, she grew afros on her titties

[TheHappygilmore987]

Gay

[Kaliformula]

yo momma's got one toe made of rubber and everybody calls her Roberto

[zacatecano3192]

yo momma is so stupid she tried to put the m&ms in order

[zacatecano3192]

yo momma is so stupid she got ran over by a parked car lmao

[WHATiTiSBOi]

yo mama titties are so big when she go to church in she clap her hands her titties smack her in the face

[kanedonny]

yo mama is so poor robbers rob you for practise

[MrSouljaboytellem95]

Yo momma is so ugly that when she get in the bank, they turn the camera off.

[xxweebeckyxx]

yo mamma so stupid she tripped over a cordless fone

[0nikeairmax]

im from germany.. and my english is bad.. but:

yo mama is the strongest person in the prison ;D

[allensugar]

@0nikeairmax hahahhaha this is the best one!

[951iKnoHuh]

this foo was scared 2 go toe2toe with rampage ...callin him a puppy? fuckin FAIL

[frtmp]

1:20 eddie murphy joke

[savo127]

yo mama is so stupid that she puts 2 quarters in her ears to listen to 50 cent:D

[533Tyler]

yo mama is so fat she drivers a spandex car

[lilmack94]

rashad lost

[urfatdaddy]

yo momma so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard

[Rikk1825]

You rocked Rashad I think you got TKOed

[Rikk1825]

I think you got TKOed

[nachoman083]

rashad got owned

[GusKrieger]

Yo momma so fat, when she fell in love, she broke it.

[agentpositron]

Free to be Funny!!!

[XxDeathSapportxX]

yo mama so ugly not even goldfish crackers smile back

yo mama so dirty she slows down speed stick

[xslash86]

Yo momma so fat that bitch went out for a walk with high heels,came back and they was sandals

Yo momma so fat that she fell on a dollar and four quaters came out

Yo momma like a mosquito,i gotta slap her to stop suckin

Yo momma like a drive way,she gets layed and paved by mexicans

[micheleTheBull]

theit jks suck

[hacklberifiniot]

Elie you really need to work on your jokes man, just google them, same old jokes u use everywhere ...

Your Mom is so fat she walked by the tv and i missed three episodes.

Your Mom is so fat that when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Your Mom's so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Your Mom's so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

Your Mom's so fat she's got her own area code!

Your Mom's so fat she's on both sides of the family!

cheers

[lambfad101]

yo momma so black she went butt naked to a funeral (no offence ppl. im NOT racis)

[lambfad101]

yo momma so black she went butt naked to a funeral (no offence ppl. im NOT racis)

[mik31168]

Rashad will beat Shogun by unanimous decision or Shogun will win by round 2 KO or TKO

[crazyfunnydude97]

i think ellie knocked him out!!!!!

[crazyfunnydude97]

hahahah yo mama so old that she owed jesus money!!!!! tht one was already used i think ellie the white guy one with the last joke plus rashad got beaten !!!!!

[ps3fanboy86]

yo mama is so fat when your daddy sees her hes gonna say dam i married that

[re5owns678]

yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money

[MrStewie231]

to mamma so stupid she let u live

yo mamma doesnt need internet because already is world wide

yo mamma is so poor she cant aford to pay atention

[mik31168]

@MrStewie231 bruh u got sum funny ass jokes

[isomaltwithsalt]

@MrStewie231 Yo mama is so stupid she gave birth to a son who can't spell attention. Just a joke bro lol

[jdeppluver1599]

Yo momma so loose, it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

[8koncrips8]

that was funny shit idk who won you stumpped'em pretty danm good but he was funny as hell

[lilliAUMINGI]

wow rashad has no charisma...

[davoiceguy]

elie won ko

[JesusMusic93]

Rashad's the best..

[blodepker1]

I don't know who won but it was still a good fight

[th31nfam0us]

yo momma is so nasty she puts salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh

[smoothmove]

“Show me the money!”

[crazyfunnydude97]

@smoothmove no show me the carfacts!!!!!

[smoothmove]

Your mommas so fat when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.

[only00racist]

HE SOUNDS LIKE BORAT LMAO

[briannema768]

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Justin Bieber was a boy!

[Faust598]

@briannema768 good one!

[CalientexDrummer]

your momma is so fat she filled up the tub then turned the water on

[ubkrazie]

your momma is so fat she's not allowed to wear H jackets because helicopters try to land on her back !

[jaspers107]

Your mama so fat that when she's in the ocean she raises the sea level by 2 inches

[SavvasO4]

i fucked your momma so i guess i win

[Cruzharo]

Good video but the voice is kinda annoying to be honest

[vaea46]

Your mama so ugly, the mirrors cracked - your mama so ugly God turn the lights off - your mama so ugly - she scared the boogieman. - YOUR MAMAS SO FAT - U COULD HIDE YR STASH IN HER - YOUR MAMAS SO FAT- SHE MAKES A SUMO LOOK SKINNY - YOUR MAMAS SO STUPID, SHE FORT MCDONALDS WAS A FARM - YOUR MAMAS SO STUDIP, AND SHE LAUGHED.

[Millju95]

Your mamma is so stupid that wen she went to the cinema it said over 16 only so she called her friends and brought 15 more people

[josue5847]

yo mama so ugly not even goldfish crackers smile back.

[xxxheat]

SALITA???

[JPLcoolio]

Elie won

[1593diego]

yO MAMA SO FAT THAT SHE MAKE THE SUN LOOK LIKE A MARBLE

YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE PUT A PAPER ONTOPOF THE TV AND SAID HEY PAY PER VIEW

YO MAMA STUPID THAT WHEN I SAID LOOK AT THE TIME PAST BY SHE WENT AND STARTED LOOKING AROUND FOR THE TIME PASSING BY

[FEENEYSON]

yo momma is a faggot

[dudewithblackhair1]

yo mama so fat that she needed cheat codes on wii fit.

[makhseed]

none of rashads jokes were funny :P

he just laughed coz if he didnt, rashad would fucking WASTE him

[MarloAR15Boy]

Elie Won!

[Raickou44]

yo mama so tight, she tighter than chineesee eyees

[studdedtires]

Yo mama so ugly......I fucked her!!

[olliemaster1232]

best one was the first. the other ones some shit epic fail.

[ItzDSD]

YOUR MOMMMAAA IS SOOOOOOO ....SOOOOOOOOO... I quit.

[luderudecrude]

your mamma so fat she ran through the house and skipped the radio.

[NNG14]

your mamma so fat she jumped in the grand canyon and got stuck

[jwm81794]

yo momma so dumb i told her i was a quarter back she asked do you have change for a dollar

[TheScore22]

You need to take some lessons from Ariel Helwani

[Exarsh]

ur music is so motherfucking annoying

[waitarajason]

your such a fucken nerd!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[roll3r2007]

YOUR MAMMAS FART SO STINK SHE CAUSED WORLD POLLUTION

[roll3r2007]

YO MAMMAS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE SAT ON THE TV SHE INVENTED THE FLAT SCREEN

[Jagosaur]

yo mamas armpits are soooo hairy, looks like she got don king in a headlock

[PAINRedefinedxFN]

how can he bark like that?

[senswings13]

lmfao .. I love the fact that Rashad Evans can have fun like that .. you know what i mean? .. Like he doesn't have that macho attitude, and he was a good coach on the Ultimate Fighter .. For the winner of this I gotta say Rashad won, keep this up though.. its nice to see someone bringing out the side of MMA fighters that no one really gets to see.

[TheBadKidTeFlash]

she qott a mouth in the back of her neck LMFAOO

[davoiceguy]

yo mama breath stank so bad they put it under limited edition

[politie210]

ur momma is so fat the army uses her underwear as a parachute

[ryan803]

Lmfao i had my sound up on my computer, and my dog started barkin cause she thought rashad was a real dog

[TheBimtf]

if my sperm were airplains your mom would be an airport

[AltFKill]

Damn that sounded like a real dog

[graffwriter17]

ur mamas so fat she farted and endd world war 3

[xkillsoulz]

yo momma so fat when she saw a bus full of white kids she yelled out "stop that twinkie!"

[MrMrpimp187]

@xkillsoulz yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it

[crazyfunnydude97]

@xkillsoulz im white but thts funny!!!!!

[Estebanfuturo]

dude youre horrible.

[AsianYugioh]

yo momma so ugly, she dreamed about freddy krugar, and it wasnt a nightmare

[goricki16]

yo momma is so fat, so when she walked in front of my tv, I missed 2 movies

[Mr808305]

yo mama so ugly she walked up 2 a toilet and scared the crap out of it

[davoiceguy]

yo mamma so ugly she look like rashad

[Pinoykid925]

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air,

SHE GOT STUCK

[sharpshoot3r74]

yo mama so fat when i went to swerve out of her way and i ran out of gas.

[ktreeks19]

Yo momma's so fat her shadow weighs 42 pounds

[mattmanjackson]

Dude rampage is way funnier than Rashad...

[Sanctus19]

1:20 somebody knows Eddie Murphy.....

[XSexualPanda]

yo momma so old she bleeds fossil fuel

[GsxR750Speedemon]

Yo mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

[kasse52]

yo mama so dirty that soon as she got in the tub the water turned black

[Extarvazis]

yo mama so fat when she called jenny crag she said we want your fat not yuor phone number.

[juanmcgrady33]

yo momma is so poorr she lives in a dorito bag with a dog named chip

[suckcari]

YO MOMMA is so fat that when she sat ontop of walmart the prices went down

[TheBiggestHaterEVER]

OMG THAT REPORTER IS SO AKWARD

[garageq]

yo mama got a head like a baked potato

[oooImFOCUSooo]

@garageq your momma is a baked potato, i mashed her. 

[laszlo1992]

@oooImFOCUSooo yo momma is so stupid that when i told her ''drinks are on the house'', she went to get a ladder

[oooImFOCUSooo]

@laszlo1992

yo momma so stupid,

i said, LOSE WEIGHT NOW ASK ME HOW!

she said, HOW?

i said, GO ON A DIET YOU FAT BITCH!

[laszlo1992]

@oooImFOCUSooo yo momma is so stupid that when i told her drinks are on the house she went to get a ladder!!

[laszlo1992]

@oooImFOCUSooo yo momma is so fat that when she goes to the cinema she sits next to everyone!

[laszlo1992]

@oooImFOCUSooo yo momma is so stupid she can't read an audiobook!!

[weepaul666]

@laszlo1992 noone can read an audiobook...

[laszlo1992]

@oooImFOCUSooo yo momma is so stupid, she tryes to put m&m's in alphabetic figure!

[laszlo1992]

@oooImFOCUSooo yo momma is so stupid she stole a free sample

[JimBobMusicLover]

@laszlo1992 its not considered stolen if it was free