@petion2010 It's been so long since I asked that question I don't remember why I asked it. Now I'll have to go back and watch again and see if your answer clears anything up for me.
Damn YouTube and its non-functioning subscriptions. Fortunately I knew this would be up and came looking for it. Paul, I'm glad you're here to make me laugh. Hope all is well.
@OgreVI Well, I was just taking a drink when Rachel kicked Jacob in the nuts, and I think you can imagine the results. My favorite part was that Laban was Jacob's mother's brother, over and over, we fucking GET IT, already! I'm sure that bit of overstressed incest is more desperate justification for claiming other peoples land, but how do believers not recognize that?
From the sound of their first encounter it's probably a good thing Jacob had to serve 7 years before marrying as it probably took him that long to recover from the impact of the knee...
Speaking of which "service" does anyone know what form it took? I'm beginning to wonder about Laban's proclivities. You know what they say about shepherds, all those long nights with no company but the sheep, the stars and their fellow shepherds...
8:10 Awesome Blackadder quote there. One of my favs.
VeritasLiber 5 months ago
Love this part in Genesis :)
sarevor 5 months ago
and thus the Jerry Springer show was created.
PowerOfTheMirror 5 months ago
@PowerOfTheMirror Jerry Springer Show is rated G compared to the bible.
petion2010 2 months ago
"and Jacob kissed Rachel"... three minutes among the daggy sheep and 40 minutes of crying about it! erg...
ahtaimo 5 months ago
Were Jacob and Laban related?
grant50 5 months ago
@grant50 Yes, Laban was his uncle.
petion2010 2 months ago
@petion2010 It's been so long since I asked that question I don't remember why I asked it. Now I'll have to go back and watch again and see if your answer clears anything up for me.
grant50 2 months ago
laban was an asshole.
Haradin32 5 months ago
Literally Genesis or how to turn the bible into what it really is: the oldest script for a porno.
breakaleg10 5 months ago 2
Also, "Jacob was well-known, and he knew it" is a great closing line.
OgreVI 5 months ago
Damn YouTube and its non-functioning subscriptions. Fortunately I knew this would be up and came looking for it. Paul, I'm glad you're here to make me laugh. Hope all is well.
OgreVI 5 months ago
@OgreVI Ditto-- I had to come looking for it, too.
GoblinXXX 5 months ago
@GoblinXXX
Worth the effort, though, wasn't it?
OgreVI 5 months ago
@OgreVI Well, I was just taking a drink when Rachel kicked Jacob in the nuts, and I think you can imagine the results. My favorite part was that Laban was Jacob's mother's brother, over and over, we fucking GET IT, already! I'm sure that bit of overstressed incest is more desperate justification for claiming other peoples land, but how do believers not recognize that?
GoblinXXX 5 months ago
lol. great commentary to help make these silly stories more bearable.
chicarbiomed 5 months ago
I know it's going to be a good day when a new Literally Genesis vid is posted. Thanks PCH.
mcrd2001 5 months ago
From the sound of their first encounter it's probably a good thing Jacob had to serve 7 years before marrying as it probably took him that long to recover from the impact of the knee...
Speaking of which "service" does anyone know what form it took? I'm beginning to wonder about Laban's proclivities. You know what they say about shepherds, all those long nights with no company but the sheep, the stars and their fellow shepherds...
colourmegone 5 months ago
So much Bible porn.
WanderingTaoist101 5 months ago
She did knee him in the nutsack... so funny !
th30r3m 5 months ago
As the World turns, so these are the Days of there lifes. I got nothing else..
gettingolder2 5 months ago
Why no comments?
thrillzonevideos 5 months ago
@thrillzonevideos Because Youtube has f&&&&ked up the Subsciption feature, so no-one knows that this video has been posted.
Odashiman 5 months ago
@Odashiman I had to go to my subscriptions to find this too! I'm not getting any new video for the last three days!
Nilsy1975 5 months ago 2