He's a Scotsman so there should be sub titles :) I once had to act as an interpreter between a Scotsman from Glasgow and a London Cockney . They both insisted they spoke English . Took me a week to decipher the Scot and three weeks to come to terms with the Londoner but they never did understand each other .
If I ever have to do it again I'll insist on getting paid but as they were workmates and older than me at the time I did it for free :(
He sounds like groundskeeper Willie. I thought the funniest line in Braveheart, a great movie, was when the English guy says I hope that you washed your ass this morning, it's about to be kissed by a Scottish king!
great joke,,,pity about the scottish accent,,,it sucks
deeryker 2 months ago
how cute.
dahliagovan 4 months ago
cant beat the oldschool humour
k0907548 6 months ago
all i heard was raga dhfja irish man
CianDub 6 months ago
this is f'ing hilarious !!! do you have anymore jokes?
smyers820gm 7 months ago
@smyers820gm yeah should i put them up?
Nkatsikanis 2 months ago
hahahahaha he's really funny!
I miss my grandad :(
keepCalmandHearme 9 months ago
Aww! you're granddad seems amazing! hahaha
hswad 1 year ago 2
why do so many people claim to be half irish?
xbrainwashed92x 1 year ago
why do so many people claim to behalf irish?
xbrainwashed92x 1 year ago
@xbrainwashed92x its only when they are talkin shit cos the oirish always talk shit
deeryker 2 months ago
love all the views
Nkatsikanis 1 year ago
I couldnt stop laughing :L
Matthewisinthewoods 1 year ago 2
@Matthewisinthewoods thx
Nkatsikanis 1 year ago
you dont need to be English, Irish, or scotish, all you need is a sense of humor
koohjnomis 1 year ago 3
a drunk scot tellin an irish joke. not the greatest idea.
ikjbass 1 year ago
couldnt understand a word came outa his mouth lol..
dedevandyke 1 year ago
This is boring, the man cant tell a joke properly.
MrSkinhead46 2 years ago
@MrSkinhead46 sorry
Nkatsikanis 2 years ago
He's a Scotsman so there should be sub titles :) I once had to act as an interpreter between a Scotsman from Glasgow and a London Cockney . They both insisted they spoke English . Took me a week to decipher the Scot and three weeks to come to terms with the Londoner but they never did understand each other .
If I ever have to do it again I'll insist on getting paid but as they were workmates and older than me at the time I did it for free :(
IrishJoxer77 2 years ago
@IrishJoxer77 my papa found this comment very funny
Nkatsikanis 1 year ago
i'm half irish and i'm an alcoholic
sovietmarxist 2 years ago
i'm half irish and i'll drink to that
MrSkinhead46 2 years ago
@sovietmarxist I'm a little more than half irish and i love you all!
w00t420 1 year ago
im half irish and i agree.
although i do sympathise with irish nationalism
Bjarku 2 years ago
to be fair scots are irish
barmybear 2 years ago
ireland yeh were like tottally awesome
akatsukimaster666 2 years ago
Why are Irish jokes so simplistic?
So Englishmen can understand them.
spooner2020 2 years ago 15
very clever :) are you scottish?
Nkatsikanis 2 years ago
ok, guys , serio, its a scottish guy Telling an irish joke jesus, not dat hard 2 understand!
DervlaT 2 years ago 4
i agree
Nkatsikanis 2 years ago
im all irish! nd yes he sounds pretty scottish
MyNaMeIsJeSsIeW 2 years ago
:) true
Nkatsikanis 2 years ago
he sounds scottish to me
turfcoal 2 years ago 4
yer right dude
Nkatsikanis 2 years ago
I'm half Irish and he sound's scottish to me too!!! But I love the accent!!! ;o)
Nneka1963 2 years ago
Half Irish doesn't really mean anything. Lots of people say they're half irish.
BenCorroon 2 years ago
Hi Ben, well I am half Irish, my Mum comes from Ennis, Co. Clare. You can check out her own YT Channel if you want: Cecilia1935
Nneka1963 2 years ago
Im Fully Irish! :D
eimzy101 2 years ago 2
ur welcome
Nkatsikanis 2 years ago
Result from the rugby match Scotland15 Ireland 22 . Hip Hip hurrah,Hip Hip hurrah, Hip Hip hurrah.
jasperyirl 2 years ago 7
:( you too good
Nkatsikanis 2 years ago
ure welcome
Nkatsikanis 2 years ago
im Iriish and found it funny .we wiill have the last laugh when we beat you in rugby today up the Irish Slainte.
jasperyirl 2 years ago 3
y dos it say irish joke wen der scotish and im from ireland and i should no the accent
ainecd 2 years ago 3
im canadian. hahahahahahahahahahahaha eh?
escapethefaterules99 3 years ago 2
hahahhahHAHAHAAAHhahahHAHAHAHhahahah ... what ?
boala2 3 years ago 4
Haha, great joke and told very well! I thought he said Murphy was lying on the flair
ciaran3340396 3 years ago
da haa dara gaaa daraa shnee darraa baaa, hard to understand
hometrooths135 3 years ago 5
haha
Nkatsikanis 3 years ago
err yes, I'm sure that you are
Atkinsmustache 3 years ago
He sounds like groundskeeper Willie. I thought the funniest line in Braveheart, a great movie, was when the English guy says I hope that you washed your ass this morning, it's about to be kissed by a Scottish king!
Atkinsmustache 3 years ago 2
Glad you like my papa
Nkatsikanis 3 years ago
near glasgow area
Nkatsikanis 3 years ago
lol. I miss my Grandpa now :( (he died in 1980). Your Grandpa is quite entertaining. I love his accent. 5 stars for the accent alone!
quinoacat 3 years ago 2
Sorry to hear about your papa I'm sure he was a great man
Nkatsikanis 3 years ago
Aw your granda is class!
mojopinz 3 years ago 2