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  • ngu nhu lon

  • My 2 year old son just said ' say no daddy, that is rubbish' He knows what good wing chun looks like and martial arts in general. If this isn't trying to be funny, that is what it is. Rubbish.

  • oh my gooooooooooooooooood...the secret and lost tecniques of the powerfull ant-chuan !!!!....a treasure of the wutang and emei martial arts .

  •  It'd be wise to use some padding for your feet so could kick better

  • First 3 seconds rock the most. What a talent to create such a wooden ant. A piece of Art.

  • what in the fuck?

  • BUGGER OBAMA!!! ANT KING FOR PRESIDENT!!!...rock on my brother...an' where can i get me some o' that peyote??

  • BUGGER OBAMA!!! ANT KING FOR PRESIDENT!!!...rock on my brother...

  • No satire, this guy has trained. It might look easy, and even sloppy or hap-hazard, but he knows his chops, pardon the pun. It takes a lot of skill to do that, and there's a lot of power going on. I certainly wouldn't want to be trying to fight him - notice how much that pole moves when he "slaps".

  • what is this fuck¡¡¡¡

    

  • Is this SUPPOSED to be satire?

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  • Army Ant hard at battle.

  • i can hear ur heavy breathing..lol

  • What about dancing? There is no power ( ging )!

  • STUPID PIG

  • hahhahahhaha is this guy serious hahahha

  • down man

  • that looks very dangerous xD

  • A great Kung-Fu form...

    ...if you want to learn how to play pat-a-cake!

  • I honestly can't tell if that sword is bloody long or if he's just really short.

  • y estoooooo?

    que falta de respeto y de dignidad

  • hahah,interesting

  • @theawakener7 Funny. And who is your teacher again??? You seemed to have left that information off of your website. No resume. No certification. No mention of where you trained, how long or who awarded you instructorship. Why is that???

  • LOL,this guy is very funny

  • weird, crap but highly entertaining, how is that even possible?

  • Quite a form. Have to hand it to you, like the disguise and uniform. Sunglasses tie and vest. Will have to add the sunglasses to my next upload this way nobody will recognize me . Lol. I liked it looks like you had fun. Good secret identity antking. Haha

  • why the tie?

  • lol,this is very funny but i would stick to using the gun,no seriuosly keep up the trianing

  • Which is the dummy again?

  • As a fellow wodem dummie practitioner myself, Great guy, its the effort that counts.

  • para que pases al proximo nivel solo te falta que practiques con mi troncaso

  • hahah...some times I cryed end them i laugh so much. and i so sorry abt my bad ingles.

  • man with tie does some sword dance thing, slaps the 5 armed dummy and pulls out a gun at the end.... lol. im still trying to figure out what i just saw...

  • SUper! hahaha nice!

    

  • what the hell?

    

  • lmao, this is horrible.

    

  • looser PIG

  • i'm not sure if i have to laugh or to cry :-|

  • what is that?? in a real street fight, the only thing that slaps is your head off the floor at high velocity. obviously watched to many films.

  • esta bonita tu corbata men jejeje

  • Best regards from Spain

  • Best regards from Spain

  • hahahaha.......nice

  • YOU ARE A TRUE MASTER!!!

  • Is that a hole in his pants?

  • Just wondering if your in New Mexico ? If you are there is a wing chun master who can teach you how to use the dummy properly ? CHeck out Phil Romero .

  • Just wondering if your in New Mexico ?

  • Don't mess with this guy, he's wearing a black belt.

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  • Sweet moves

  • I was wondering when his mom was going to call him in for dinner, LMAO.

  • you are as swift as you are attractive, Ant King.

  • Ok, what the fuk! ?? LOL not sayin its bad, its just...??.. I dont know man...? ..lol pity pat pity pat

  • why people trying for something like that ? :D because they have a lot free time

  • This man is a clown...

  • sembra che sta schiacciando le formiche............ stai a casa a bellooooooo

  • star wars kid part 2?

  • "Hey MO"! I like the 3 stooges head slap

  • You are ELI

  • are u kiding me?

  • ahahahahahahahahah oddio nun credo cosa mi tocca vedere !!!!! sta a litiga con un tavolino rovesciato ma che lavori da ikea ? , sarebbe meglio che si imparesse a fare il vero wooden dummy

  • my friend¿¿ what style is this?

  • lol...

    

  • LOL this guy is hyothetically walking into every string with how he reaches over the many arms he does not need. where is the wooden dummy leg? that teaches how to go around energy and this guy is busy staying in front of the strikes

  • man you can't be serious! tell me this is just a joke !!!

  • weight loss.....

  • you r so slow and clumsy with that crapy sword how the hell r u gona block bullets travelling at 700miles per hr wan2 defend ya self learn how to use a uzi 9 mm its co small and compact you could just tuck it into one of the folds in your fat belly and why r u stroking those poles on that big log u may not br able to get a woman but there is nothing wrong with strokin ya self its takes a lot of practice a bottle of lube a big towel and a good porn flick and u can reach enlightenment

  • i bet he really knows how to, but he is just having fun for making some people happy laughing of him. laughing about life indeed.

  • Wow, the Star Wars kid is all grown up and looks like he's doing a good job of b_tch slapping what could be an invading coffee table!

  • a man of many tallents

  • Fat idiot

  • The humour worked, i loved it, the only thing i would like to say in all respect

    is i have notice that your knees are not close enough to each other to stop

    kick to the intimate parts, and you lean foward sometime, beside those two

    i dont see weekness, you are. be or not to be. good day, thanks for the post.

    claude francois simard student of ip man wintsun

  • stupid pig

  • I have no words to describe how utterly bad this is. You have no sword skills, you should put that away before you hurt yourself. You have no empty hand skills. I suggest you just stick to that shotgun you brandished at the end, as your redneck kung fu leaves a lot to be desired. If however you're not willing to take that advise please find a teacher with a lot of time and patients on his hands.

  • Is too amazzing for me !!!!

  • from 1:33 to 2:05 he's bitch slapping it

  • dude you cant just make stuff up. you need to learn basic stance and striking, some cardio wouldnt hurt either. I really dont take anything your doing here seriously. nice dummy though, and great production. It's very easy to see that you really don't have a whole lot of skill or training though.

  • nice work

  • What a bunch of crap! Save yourself from watching more than 30sec.!

  • dunno why, but he reminds me of the star wars kid !!

  • zzzzZZZZZZ... huh? he still in the video..... booooooooooooooooooooooooring!

  • mean wing chun mate hahahaha

  • whaaaaat a Bulllllllssshhhiiitttt

  • Your focus, jing, and balance look a bit off to me. However, you do seem to have some relaxed snaking strikes and i'm definitely giving you an A for effort, wooden dummies are hard on untrained hands. The new style dummy looks interesting at lesat, but I'd start working both sides of it more if your going to freestyle or create new forms (you prefer to circle to the right). Your vid description has an excellent description of how returning force is actually accomplished, congrat on that!

  • I've seen a lot of wooden men all over the world. That is some freaky geometry you have going on with that one. There may be some order in all that chaos though. I wouldn't exactly call it Wing Chun but it looks like you are having a good time, Mr. King. It's great to see people experimenting. Of course if all else fails there is always the shotgun. Keep doing your thing!

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  • what's with the tie?

  • i dont know if u made it up or not to be honest. im sorry but i have to say that ur moves look confused and unsure

  • @ManicMalia ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!­!

  • LOL

  • idiot!

  • Honnestly, I still dunno if I should laugh or cry... ?

  • King !!!

  • You're a joke!

  • jerk, he's massaging the dummy. Lol!

  • Fat out of shape martial artists are a VERY BAD ,example for showing true martial art skills. .You can not respect an out of shape fat martial artist .The best martial artists are also great Athletes

  • I had no idea I was going to have to hold this guy up while he kicked me .....lol

  • Go ahead man.....good on you. I taught martial arts, meditation, and philosophy/natural physics in southeast Asia for a decade and I have seen much worse here and abraud. I want to see anyone bang on a wooden dummie and see what even small taps can do to virgin skin and bones....the first lesten is do anything at all....never put down effort just to make one 'feel' better....even mastered bad technique prepares the mind and reality is NEVER like the dojo. Carry on AntKing

  • P.S I would not want to make any burger king cracks toward any of the sumo boy or the late great rotund Mas Oyama. It also works the other way...I know some tiny ole ladies or young girls I would not recomend tyring to pickpocket.

  • @visionquest13 Weight and height will almost always overpower a 100 lb soaking wet female, even w/martial training.slow fat sumos excepted.

  • ok....

  • Put the burger king whopper down, stop watching the 3 stooges and playing warcraft thinking that itll make you a master.

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  • I would hire you as my bodyguard any day of the week. I don't care if people say your fat, martial arts is about finding your center and knowing how to use your fists and feet, and you know. Keep up the trainning, oh yeah, i love your wooden dummy.

  • bulllllshit !!!!!

  • bulllllshit !!!!!

  • A for effort mate keep it up

  • i like his tie........ok and his shirt too....

  • dude, what are you doing?

  • kung fu was invented by one man, interpreted and reinvented by others. This man may not know what he does, but simply by using his body once in a while by hitting a post with his arms and legs causes his cells to produce more elastin making him healthier than most fat people.

  • wtf are you doing guy lol

  • When the giant ants come (and they will) .One man who knows their slap laungauge will be spared from being eaten only to be a mating slave .

  • How did my video get next to yours in the line up????

  • you can also train your abs by eating at subways

  • Karate Kid, nice

  • hmm...I NEVER post negative comments but ... what the hell is this ???

  • are you serious?

  • FAT -5*

  • WHEN the insectoids come,,and thay will" one man will b ready!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ma in do vai... buffone.......................­.

  • LOL

  • суперр!  =)

  • Is he brushing the dust off and swatting at bugs?

  • I especially appreciate the balls petting move at 5:19.

    great work antking

    PS. Are you the new Fluffer?

  • what a fucking asshat you are mr. so called ant king

  • Is this a joke, ins't it???

  • hope he doesn't get a heart attack...

  • what a great chunk of shit

  • many 5 yearr old children played this in the same way!!1 :-)

  • this is the worst selfmade wooden man ive ever seen!

    and what does he do withe katana in the beginning? hunting moths?

  • ok. WoW. don't know what to say about this. you call that a Mook Yan Jong?! check out my channel and see what it take to make a real one. Peace

  • y\You can't be fucking serious..tell me you're not fucking serious. You aren't actually teaching people this shit, are you? Tell me you're not actually teaching people this shit. Please.

  • Antking, dude you should also be using your wrists, elbows, fingertips, and backhands and they should all be executed with speed, precision and conviction. Not to knit pick but you also need to keep your back and posture straight like a line. Well, at least you're in the outdoors getting some fresh air and stretching your limbs.

  • the applications are silly,

    with that sunglass you're just like the BLIND finding the way out in a forest~~

    You made ppl feel the WC so silly ~~

  • patty cake, patty cake,

    bakers men,

    put 'em in the oven,

    just as sloppily as i can...he,he,he

  • is this a joke?

  • HAHAHAHHAAHhaha!!

  • .. this new wodden dummy form is a nice thing to do if u want to take folk dance 2:10 to the next level .. keep improving! ..

  • WTF ?????? Hahahahahhahahahahhaa, sorrry i just can't stop hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • wise man once say...fat yank no fight good

    useless mo fo

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  • this man is a nut case... taking a mickie out of martial arts.... really sad sad sad

    anything for one second fame on youtube and he is selling it hahahaha

    you have to laugh hahahahahahahahahaha

    matial art ponzi scheme cannot be even called ma its just pure fraud...

    joke maybe but its gone far beyond joke hahahahaha nevermind

  • come on out and say it to his face big guy...see how much he'll sell you one. Your ingnorance is sickening...you got your name from some anime i'm sure, and it's phoenix eye in the kung fu world...the application of this dummy is versatile complex and simple at the same time. Dont say a thing if you cant improve on silence...it's obvious your true standing in the world of martial arts...

  • i said it in his face... and i say it in your face.

    i dont watch anime...never did.. dont have time for them.. so go back n watch more.

    i live in reality, a qualified wing chun instructor of yip man lineage and gulao wing chun and you think i dont know what a phoenix eye fist is. hahaha go join your friend antkingwoodman in looneyland.

    there are many brilliant masters out there but there are more bogus ones like this one. if u can NOT tell the difference u r a waste of time.LOL

  • Still your mind is closed, remove yourself from your ego and observe what YOU look like, another idiot armchair critic who has nothing to show so he cuts down anything he doesn't understand or appreciate... Your martial arts will always be weak as long as your mind is not receptive to new technologies. And using a sophomoric gesture like 'LOL' digs your grave further....lets see your video.

  • keep on watching anime maybe you will learn something hahahahaha.

    ive been writing low level and high level languages that is computer language to you my learned friend even b4 u were ever born. we are pioneers of todays and tomorrows technology.

    theres nothing you have that i will ever want to know n i have nothing to offer u simply coz i dont entertain ur kind pure n simple. hahaha i do share my knowledge only to those deserving but ur not 1 of them. hahaha

  • i don't even desire to know what your jabbering on about....take a hike.

  • oh and typing on the internet is not 'saying it to his face' or mine...shut the fuck up and go watch your 'how to defend against a bullies bear hug' videos, you are a joke...and i'm laughing, thank you for the entertainment.

  • O my god, this dude is brilliant!

  • nice tie

  • thnx for a brief laugh

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  • this is the real deal. thanks for sharing.

  • What is it?!

  • His cholesterol level is probably through the roof.

  • This is a joke right?

  • lol, now you know this is ont serious.

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  • wtf!!! i thought this was a joke untill it said " contact antking to purchase the 30 minute version" if anyone buys this they are dumb as sh!t

  • es increible lo lejos que llega la estupidez humana... en fin.. ai ke apuntarse una mas...

    lo del wodeen dummy inspira lastima...

  • The music and the whole scene reminds me of Chief Inspector Clouseau

  • joder con corbate el tio,  jajajajaja

  • starwars kid, at the start lol (trying to inject humor, maybe?). Otherwise, the dummy looks pretty good! how about making the pieces rotate after you hit them, (like in kung fu panda) next time?

  • This is either terrible kung fu or fairly high quality LARPing.

  • wtf. is this crap. lol.you fat tub of shit. do you guys here hes out if breath after like two minutes? nice tie fag!wtf. you fat dork. ha ha ha.

  • I am humble to respond to such trite observations. You do not know how long I had been filming before panting. THere is a saying in Chinese martial arts about "sweating blood and gasping for air."

    I have worked as a bouncer for much of my adult life. I'm sure you have never been in an actual fight, but having to contend with a large aggressive opponent can be a challenge.

  • One of my teachers, who has the highest credentials from Hung Bak Fu in Hong Kong (as a Sigung, grandmaster) a 10th dan in Shinobi Ryu Taijitsu from Japan, and 5th dan in Han Ki Do from Korea - saw my wooden dummy design and said it was the coolest thing he had seen in his life. He implored me to reveal it to the public. He had to deal with my skill in sticking and tapping hands, so he knew the validity of my training. I have teaching credentials from 3 masters, my highest rank is 5th dan.

  • I have received some positive feedback from instructors with familiarity with combat arts. Though of course, every pencil necked geek behind a keyboard has a nasty quip.

    Have you ever seen someone who hits so hard they have literally caved in someone's skull with one punch? (in actual reality, not in a movie) I'm sure you have never been in a biker bar. I have worked as a bouncer in a biker bar.

  • I tried to use a little humor in my presentation of dummy techniques. WuDe is martial virtue. Personality development is a requisite for asian martial arts.

    Good luck in your training.

  • Bouncer? Bouncer of what? Dunkin Donuts?

  • Is it a joke?

  • Cool name Ant King..Its original..Can you make a video on how you built the dummy? looks like all of the materials would be fairly cheap depending on what wood you use..

  • why would you call yourselft the ant king. now we have to battle for the name.

  • is he knocking bugs off the dummy or something? he better get back to on-line d&d before his ol' man gets home and tells him to finish shoveling the cow patties

  • is this person serious? or is this a joke

  • Actually, I like this dummy...(i mean the product) it looks well constructed and presents differant angles. Just because he does not know martial art does not mean he did not create a good product. It looks solid. I would use it differantly but I think I would injoy using it.

  • the guy just needs a sifu...or a stfu for that matter. Seriously he looks a little lonely...he's got a great training tool there with a fair bit of space. He just needs some direction, lose a little weight and some proper training tis all. "Do not despise the snake because he has no horns, for one day he may became a dragon"

  • 6 min, i can take 2 shits in that time.