Worst Movie Scenes of All Time: Episode 12

[mbabitt]

I completely understand this scene.

[OfficeHanchoBoxing]

what the hell was going on in the scene

[jkwon761]

her teeth bother me so much...

[spellboundlauren]

Laura San Giacomo not sandra brenhard...but it was till bad nonetheless

[bflat86]

Sandra Bernhard Sci-Fi actioneer? There's a series of words I never thought could be put together

[kinzeUK]

God I remember when I used to fancy the rack off Laura San Giacomo mmmmm

Shit scene though and film I'm guessing too

[emilyjh75]

That was truly, deeply painful to watch.

[HitlerOnTheRoof]

This scene would have been better had she been NAKED!!!

[testy462]

@HitlerOnTheRoof also, if she was not on a spaceship, not talking, and in a kitchen.

[goldengriffin]

this was a waste of time....so shitty XD

[Schizima]

what the fuck am I watching

[TheUnbeholden]

2:42 .... epic death.

[akshathkrao]

wtf

[76special]

wtf is this crap? ugh.

[goremau]

Ok here's what Action Sc-Fi games lack in cut scene dialogue......poorly delivered Shakespeare!! :)

[DarkFilmDirector]

I can almost see Ed Wood sitting behind the camera whispering, "Keep rolling dude. She's on a roll."

[jonathan45278]

Hey if i was on that spaceship and had the choice between a bullet or having to hear all that shit, i would say, "Just shoot me".

[MThrow]

@jonathan45278 Excellent , "Just shoot me" lol. David Spade and Wendy Mallick should have been part of the crew, heh.

[MaDMadZ101]

So she crashed 2 spaceships together, and hers didnt even get damaged, but the other one got totally obliterated. Go figure...

[TylerSpikes]

Holy shit! She just blew up Tyler Durden!!

[Rutes0806isback]

She should've just stayed in Just Shoot Me.

[matthewcstevens]

While the writer ripped off Shakespeare, the director ripped off Barry Levinson: "End them/END them/End THEM!" I expected to see Andre Braugher grilling her in the Box.

[eddiebear100]

The rest is silence......thank fuck.

[DrThunder88]

Why was Lady MacBeth reciting Hamlet's soliloquy?

[Camelsarse]

I'm sorry, but, you have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon.

[kale11111]

did she get an oscar for this?

[NebulousSquirrel]

oh dear god... i can barely pay attention to whats happening because i keep trying to imagine how much of a douche the director or/and writer of this film must be... he must be some sort of living epitome of pretentiousness O_o

[CrazyKraut20]

what a cheap fuck the scriptwriters are too creatively challenged to write a dialogue for this scene so they let her talk to herself the whole time and they are not even capable of writing a monologue to this pointless scene so they rip off shakespeare ? thats the same as if you use nasa stock footage as special effects for your shitty ass sci fi movie ... only way way more retarded

[Puppetmester]

My God, the comments cracked me up big time. It was a welcome cure for the headache and the irritation that the clip rewarded me with...still, thanks for posting it watercooler. I had no idea that things like this existed.

[futurefeet]

Someone should let her know she's Goldbluming.

[FFRrox]

wow worst effects ever

[potasiu2]

NOW I UNDERSTAND SHAKESPEARE! I AM AWOKEN.

[yerk3]

What's that song in the beginning?

[RobRobertTheMusicMan]

She just Yoric Skull F!#@ed Them.

...she might be a tad bit too horny...yep.

[buddablz]

Why did they bother trying to class this thing up? This is a film with a character making beeping noises as she pushes buttons and explosions happen in space.

[tydaguy]

Why is she talking like that?

[KingOfUm]

What's worse is she's still a shitty actor. I haven't seen her in anything where I thought otherwise.

[pollordubai]

That performance is worthy of an Oscar.

[pocky4040]

Is it strange that I think the concept is okay? Shakespeare in space could work like poetry, like something akin to Solaris. What you need is much, much better camerawork, very poetic and understated. And then you need an actor who can actually do Shakespeare. And then, of course, you actually need a point.

What I'm saying is, this idea could work.

[29Texan]

WTF?

[trevgoodchild]

Hal make ship go boom.

[TK4240]

it mght have been apceptable if she wouldent jst talk shit the whole way trough...

[PunchRockGroin]

Damn, that was painful.

[Leafpool2Crow]

It Hath made her MAD!

[ajcool240]

22 billion. the world cant provide that many people.

[noccie]

ahhh.. Avant-garde!

[Aridcreaturehere]

@noccie No, this isn't Avant-garde. :P

[moriya2k2]

"coward this is my ship" lol

[zeekyboogydoog826]

Truly a special effects majesty.

[samcwic]

The perfect triad of bad movie making: cheap, pretentious, and incomprehensible.

[KralleCR]

hooooollyyyyyyyy SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIT!

[ralphyetmore]

Love Laura San Giacomo. Looks like she's having a real William Shatner moment here, though. Wow. Unwatchable.

[gunny556fly]

micheal jackson!!!!!!!

[Jade161588]

OHHHHH FINALLY. It's Maya Gallo from Just Shoot Me! It finally came together lol.

[divrician]

isn't that overacting?

[TikkiEXX]

well at least shes hot and has a killer rack. that counts for something....right?

[violinmerchant]

I'd like to let her Shake my spear

[softcelltainted22]

ok... i really liked this one...

[johnnydepplover454]

ahhh I LOVE LAURA SAN GIACOMO!!! She is amazing, although this is strange. lol. :D 

[todd0000420]

ahahaha this is fucking terrible

[emorypaine]

lol, so here's what we learned for this:

1. the population of earth is 22 billion

2. when you are at a loss of what to say during a movie scene, pack together a bunch of shakespear quotes and let it work itself out

3. if you dont want to die, shoot your crew who are trying to get the ship off the collision course. because that is definitely going to help.

4. it hath made her MAD!!

[steveasat2]

2:40 His ship was made of cherry Kool-Aid!

[plutoofpluto]

uhhhhhhh...Epic?

[TheMav41]

and she was cast in Just Shoot Me right after this, go figure

[vlogmeoff]

i cant watch all this sorry

[OzzyPatriot]

As much as I agree with directors choices..I would have added a lesbian scene to enhance the artist merit of the film.

[eringel2424]

this actually looks really interesting. it seemed pretty good up to the point of the captain shooting his men....i didn't see the point in that...and his scream in death sucked. but this movie does look interesting.

[kanedasrifle]

Gia Como Rocks!

[noisepuppet]

Coward, this is my ship.

[Lostprophetzzz]

population

22 billion?!

correct me if i'm wrong but isn't the earths population

7 billion?

[7flyinghecks]

@Lostprophetzzz

This is supposed to take place in the future. Way way way in the future so humans have multiplied like rabbits by then.

[MrAbolishReligion]

Fuck, this scene in boring beyond belief

[wiebeReviews]

was it really nessesary to shoot his crew? On second though, couldnt they have just moved the ship out of the way?

[Sefriu]

Yeah, that was the only explanation I could think of, too - wtf?

[lasarousi]

3:38 Blair witch much?! ... space Blair witch! now they were fuekd up

[jumpoutatree]

WTF this is a good-ass movie.

[Thefirstchickenman]

The thought process of the guy with the gun had to of been somewhere along the lines of. Holy fuck she is going to ram her ship into mine, wait my crew is trying to save us. I didn't tell them to do that, i should shoot them. OH FUCK SHE IS CRASHING INTO ME. WHY AM I STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING. GOD THIS EXPLOSION SUCKS... dead

[RandomDirectors]

there is no sound in space

[firebaby7]

i dunno if sandra bernhard is in this, but that actress is laura san giacomo...

[LuckyBoLt37]

ummm... what the hell just happened?

[KrakkaJax]

I just masturbated to this scene in the nude while wearing a gorilla mask and rubbing piping-hot cheese pizza all over my nipples as Moonlight Sonata played quietly in the background.

[lasarousi]

@KrakkaJax dude, that is as random as the hipopotamus baby killer i met in mel street the last 4 of july after a party with a night toad full of peanut butter which was over the nobel prize won by obama!...

epic dude... epic

[abdu123]

Oh awful movie, how art thou printed with intent to sell? For thou lines and actors are but lost for talent and thou writing lack grace of the fainest kind.

-William Shakespeare from his grave

[FiverBeyond]

Don't hate me for this, people but... with just a little bit of tweaking, this scene could be great. I mean, I get what they're going for...

[abeedakbar]

I now know and understand as much about this clip as I did before I saw it.

[am1gv]

the laziest of lazy/bad/awful writing, terrible TERRIBLE acting and very.... very poor effects... how do these things get made? i hurts my brain to wonder HOW!? tis an unsolvable conundrum

[abeedakbar]

@am1gv even the robot voice sounds fake.

[DobieMeltfire]

I don't understand what just happen?...

[angelmassb]

Oh my BRAIN!

[NotHomelessAnymore]

lmao "captain look at her, she's right up her ass"

[CELERIESS]

Wow.

I think I want to slap her for William Shakespeare's sake right now.

[ogkachris]

Should change title to Worst Movies of all time. REALLY!

[stevenmcnair1897]

psyco! hows do you find this crap?

[howletthowl]

haha...im not laughing because its funny...im laughing because this video is forcing me to take a shit!!!!

[softcelltainted22]

hey, at least san giacomo's acting is good...

[berballadans]

ive watch this series from episode 1, before that i was watching a gmod video, wat happened

[rotov80]

i like the sound of the computer... hehehe

[kravmaga99]

I don't get it.

[goddimmus]

...............?.............?­?

[truetheatertype]

I wasn't sure who I wanted to shoot while watching this--me, or her. Either way it would have been a mercy killing.

[wannabeadj]

Captain, look at her! She's right up our ass!

[Hazardous95]

lol it says faled at the top on the screen not failed

[vanderzarth]

Who wrote this? Elmo on Crack?!

[ZomgOwnted]

This is how I talk on shrooms lol

[GRMORAM1]

This scene was just weird, well duh ! ...but weird, as in, who the f*** is she talking to ? ...and weird as in, why is she alone in a enoumous spaceship, flying around like she just eat magic mushrooms ?

...and not to mention, the scene where the spaceships smashed in to eachother, that was just so badly made I couldnt help laughing at it !

[LilNinjaDude3]

Isnt that the ugly girl from Just Shoot Me?

[jack2breeze]

thats her i knew i saw her s/where b4

[ayjay67]

The girl acted with Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman as Julia's best friend. It's good to learn hollywood also did come out with shitty movies.

[ruposhifashion]

Pretentious shit is so much funnier than just shitty shit! que chingados!??jaja

[TomSFox]

Big Lipped Alligator Moment!

[thermos26]

i'm embarrassed for whoever thought of this movie.

[SunV0id]

what the fuk did he expect on a full frontal impact?

[signa96]

WTF!! Spaceships with a crew armed with primitive pistols and not laser guns! Silly humans!

[iLisaYOU]

what teh fuck is this?

[sandermatthijs]

Is this a joke? Hope so..

[x0volcom]

This is a piece of Fuck! WTH is this?!

[kallukasaikabap]

what the fuck is this shit!

[gerbillover20]

i think my brain died......

[leaguecity]

Gag me with a pitchfork

[Manawolfman]

Note: Shakespeare doesn't always work. Also, why shoot your crew for trying to chage out of a collision course?

[pcqgod]

I want to be doppled into this movie.

[imtonasty]

rofl

[noemistephanie93]

she is sooo hideous!!! and wtf was that?!? I feel like I lost brain cells while watching this!

[lumbug]

22 billion? Are you fucked?

[theorytrue1]

this is the biggest crap scene i never see!!!!

a retarded philosophy,,,with spaceships

[soccerjones84]

Director+LSD=The Nanny playing atari while quoting Shakespeare...

[quiconjinn]

22 billion people on planet earth horseshit

[wightwarrior]

This actress isnt Sandra Bernhardt, its Laura San Giacomo

[davitoliengwano]

she's one of the hottest girls on TV. shakespere is rolling over in his grave.

[dexodrine]

please tell me you are joking....she is FUGLY!

[sonicrulez300]

WTF. is all i can say

[billyblackattacks]

oh man! look out dark knight!

[Blnukem92]

That is one ugly girl...

[ragnatoad]

Haha.

What the FUCK is this?

They should make aspiring directors take IQ tests.

But then again we wouldn't have funny shit like this...

[Jdub14000]

Bad movie but she really cute!

[geelolo]

it. has. Made. ME. MAD!!

[windson7]

no seriously id play runescape than watch this!

[ibeatu123]

and the oscar goes too...!

[NewSpartan99]

This is bizzare.

[yasantha78]

for some reason, the acting of Sandra Bernhard reminds me of Roz from 'Fraiser'.... :-)

[abhitron]

That actress is Laura San Giacomo. She's also in the sitcom Just Shoot Me.

[Treblaine]

Well... I've seen worse.

Shakespeare alone with a fairly good actress rises this scene above most of the other crap.

I shall myself start randomly quoting Hamlet just to see how much it freaks everyone out.

[elmatadorwangmachino]

wow, really? You must be a real catch.

[Treblaine]

Hmm, what do you mean by that?

[ryanp123456]

My god, this acctualy makes me wish I was watching Hamlet. Ive heard about 20 students stand up in front of my class and read this same line from memory over and over they were all better then this.

[paris877]

It was well ... boring lol. That is the only word to describe this scene. Well that and maybe confusing but its a toss up.

[Baertari]

1:17 "shuddup"

EXACTLY

[ProjectSmammi]

Lol, what a cheesy space explosion.

[DuchessAliana]

The worst thing about this scene is the editing--it's HORRIBLE! I mean, what's with all the random slowing down and then speeding up and the really choppy cuts between the one ship and the other? And 2:45 ???? ROFL

[YoJoeDizzle]

HAHAHAHAHAHA 2:42

[Bonbondoodle]

that was nice......

[EarthboundX]

It ended around 2002 I think.

[ptsheffer]

I haven't seen many deep space collisions, but i'm pretty sure you die before you can look up at the camera and yell NOOOOOO.

Also, why the fuck did he shoot those guys?

[MarcusAvon2]

that last scene reminds me of what I do when I compleatly board out of my mind

[Campingcam]

i couldn't be able to explain this if i was paid

[BurningAfroMango]

WTF.

[jonus63]

2:45 XD

[jonus63]

isnt she in just shoot me?

[NutJobMac]

AWDASfafwaDWAFawfAWRFAwfAgerhR­TjfTjfTJFKUKFTEtqa2rfafsrgFGsd­rgsfsEFSWFEASefsfsgesggsefsfse­fEFSFEFFEr4er345^#^#%$%#^%####­##########@. *brain blows up*

[Macabeak]

I actually liked her acting XD But every time I thought "This isn't actually that bad", it would do something that would MAKE it bad - like randomly killing the crew.

[Assization]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[SpitfireMB]

Why the hell are they firing a gun on a ship? That's basically the worst thing you can do...

[Kingoffholland]

does sombudy die?

[Oblivionshadows247]

IT'S FRANKENSTEIN'S WIFE

[Ascarion1234]

What the hell is this all about? =/

[ZakMcDonald64]

Wow, could they come up with more generic space uniforms?

[Crazakun]

I have a strong feeling that watching the entire movie wouldn't help me understand this any more than I do now.

[lolacowkilledthatguy]

Those Eyebrows.

[NatashaNabokov]

who is the actress, what else has she been in?

[DanielPatrickMccall]

To the person asking. She was in that show with David Spade "Just Shoot Me"

[ironhammer1331]

something died in my brain watching that.

[gatman134]

This is something alright...

[foxyfaefife]

And here was me thinking that Mel Gibson was the shittiest Hamlet.

[CaneyJ]

I've seen porno's with better acting and effects than this!

[SevenOfClubsStudios]

that´s shit from a screenwriter that tries so hard to be philosophical

but if you dont have nothing real, you just end up embarrass yourself

[ShinMegamiTensei100]

what's with the shakesspeare speech?

[5HT725]

I'm 12 and what is this?

Sick visual effects!