Hot Chick Zombie Takeover!

[MrMojo465]

lmao!!! you are awesome!

[240SAW]

omq shut up :ppp

[multimomoney21]

@240SAW ikr he just keeps talking and talking like anyone wants to hear or see you talk we came for some action!

[nabilruzaini]

you have a very radio commercial voice!

[melomanfamilyguy]

was that shay carl?

[Falc1NL]

Goddamnit i hate these misleading titles.. cant you put: talking about, in it?

[EDWEIRDITUDE]

You should show your new subs your old intros and outros. im sure thier would compare it to the current one.

[Fancy69insanity]

my meats ready

[saveushiral]

THUMBS UP IF YOU ALLOWED THE VIDEO TO BUFFER AND PRESSED 7 TO SEE THE STUFF WE ALL PERVERTS CAME LOOKING FOR ! 

[cradleofdeath123]

unicycle.... hilarius

[WarrioRAbsolutE]

worst face of youtube, worst than mr pregnant!

[TheRebelmantube]

i hate you

[TehMelod]

Her Voice is so fucking sexy! <3

[ches56]

dude are you gay ???????

[PWNspammer]

type WACK OPS in the seach bar and click on episode 1. Inspired by Red vs Blue, ENJOY! Ep. 6 (in HD) just released.

[LivingNation]

yup because Favre's totally did not take the vikings to the superbowl that year... lol

[TransformersMy]

Do u guys have any evidence he is guy? I don't think so. So just shut your mouths before someone rips them off.

[AmigoUltra]

Thumbs up if you are here only to see tits

[yoshiifk]

@AmigoUltra this is youtube retard. not a porn site

[DrSe7enZero]

so annoying asswipe

[sagocuyuz100]

:/



[justeen2491]

iiamgus do i get 100k???

[blackOPSmanization]

He talks to much

[ElnoraJudyhf81]

hihi Im new girl in your class

[austinwebb11]

Guys, why are you calling him gay? Ya, he insulted your "idol" in 2009 but thats no reason to call him gay. If youd actually watch the rest of the video, youd see he has a girlfriend. And last i checked, gays dont have girlfriends...dumbfucks.

[Flodaschu]

why are you so gay ?? 

[69drin]

Faker... Dumbfuck, need attention for ur videos, suck ur own dick and post it! Stupid motha faka!!!

[Koehler1909]

I only click cause of 2:36. Thumbs up if u agree. xD

[CrusadingChicken]

I can sub on my iPhone sorry :( but I would if I could!!!! Gigedy gigedy

[galopmacho]

you suck dick... and yes, eventhough you really do suck dick, it's still offensive

[dirthotch1982]

Drama queen??? Your the faggot talking about bullshit for attention. Die slow fake ass FM dj.

[fukk1morroco]

Press 7, it's the only interesting part ^^

[xMaxilicious]

@fukk1morroco Thanks.

[Tadereczek]

@fukk1morroco thank you master that was EPIC HELP!

[FUdirtbag]

@fukk1morroco thinks for the heads up. hot chick on the video just to get people to listen to him rant, not worth it.

[yiannisbalafas]

eisai kai polly malakas



[takeero90]

chotiyaaa



[Haight27Ash]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!!

[IEIFIRIEIM]

YA GAY

[claymaestor]

Press 5 over and over if you want to hear him say unicycle, I can't be the only one who finds it funny.

[TheFrenchs13]

suck

[JediNg135]

Why was this video in the suggested section whilst watching an induction welding video?

[TheDrunkinMunkee]

@JediNg135 lol yeah....i was on the same video till i got distracted and ended up watchn boob videos for the next half hour...

[jessewilliam1991]

fuck you and that picture



[ThePepsi123]

wtf ?

[meganator34]

I think all the haters should just go suck a dick. :)

[CarleyPamulaeo193]

hmz i love try new things and thats why im here

[littlelulu14369]

it was a mislead, but... very funny. i even seen a chick, feeling her self up!

[USMCNIM5]

Damn i was promised a full video of titties and only got a few seconds of titties... go to 2:28 for said titties

[Ultramarpdfsarg1]

glad I live in aus

[goo5976]

dude she needs to go into porn.

[CarlosKGR]

your a faggott mother fucker!!

[bizzybeast]

This guy isnt funny at all. Emphasizes everything he says like a coked up bum asking for a loose newport out front of a discount liquor store. God bless youtube though, he probably makes just as much money as me cause fat chicks find his mannerisms cute. I hate this world.

[Godina92]

Response to zombie question: simple... guns, ammo, weapons, food, meds, rations, batteries, and..............NINE THOUSAND BOTTLES OF ENERGY DRINKS AND A MEGA LOADER FULL OF BLOODY ZOMBIE GORE-TACULARITY!!!!

[NoahTheZoophile]

@Godina92 Have you ever considered therapy?

[Godina92]

@NoahTheZoophile Many have said so, but you know what they say, "Crazy is, as crazy does." or "If you say you're not crazy, you might as well sign yourself in."

P.S.- Everything from "and......" and after was just a predicted, yet failed, attempt at being stupid-funny just for kicks......good video though.

[teatormentor]

put one finger in the ass.

[svetistevan]

three minutes and 36 seconds for 21 second of boobs. NOT GOOD ENOUGH!

[alinpokemonu]

u suck



[TheDeltabird]

U got a old radio voice

[Shinzero23]

fuck u fag get a life

[longhelltime]

@Shinzero23 Lol Sorry but if you are looking for big boobies on youtube, You are fking stupiddd as fuckk

[TheMainEvent2315]

"Its like Florida cops are as retarded, as Los Angeles cars are racist"...As a lifelong Floridian, I couldn't agree more!

[gabriel160able]

Yh well just press 9 for the tits.

[xMarkedd]

what's the video at the end with the girls ?

[SeattleSeahawksGirl]

SHAYCARL FTW(:

[ameur781]

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[brodriguez1435]

Wow alot of haters i actually liked this episode and the intro or ending in this case

[Frisbieinstein]

I should I have known this would suck shit.

[LichKing887]

SXE PHIL

Is that the other words for Sex Phil sounding like sex pills!?

[stoned2infinity]

shutup!!!!!!

[sleepyman136]

Great show broham.

[scanme214]

ASSHOLE, I DONT KNOW YOU BUT I THINK I HATE YOU!!!! YOU ARE ANNOYING, YOUR MOUTH IS ANNOYING!

[ubernagash]

@scanme214 and yet you can here to tell him which kind makes me think you care 0_O

[scanme214]

@ubernagash i came here for the boobies! not him

[TheDragonKiller96]

Due to the previous freaking long comments I am just going to comment with...."LOL" and that is all:L

[themexicanguy3]

I am agreeing with noahthezoophille partly because he is right and partly because he is better at arguing

[cobraristein]

YEA...stuff your mouth full of mints when you get pulled over. It is over for the

common sense generation. The american generation is stuffed with these Phillip type sorry losers. They shiver at the thought of serving the country in the service. Worthless babies. What do you apsire to be? A YouTube hero/

I am so hurt by this type of weak coward and all the other phony internet POS's.

[Shine8675]

IT was crack and a mint

[Shine8675]

It was f'n crack and a mint

[enzym13]

stupid jokes.. not funny.. everybody unsubscribe now!

[LtLexay]

A good friend of mine gave me a very good zombie survival technique.

1.See rampagin hordes of the undead.

2.S%#t bricks

3.Construct an impenetrable fortress from said bricks

[Hrel88]

Balls, this was 2 years ago? I feel like it was pretty recent... like, a month or so. WTF. I remember all of this.

[Y69Y69Y]

was machen wir denn?

[Alexianna]

Don't Phil bash, he's awesome! For the crime of Phil bashing you will be one of the first victims of this zombie apocalypse when it happens or you will nearly be stricken down by a darwin award! Haha (j/k)

[spaskifilip91]

Hello! Have you ever tried bee4biz (google it)? It is a url locker that pays. Its tons better than other sites and they pay more. Check them out if you want to make good money shortening and sharing links online

[ludlekill]

You want millions of views ? put a chick in your video ...

[freckles4336]

@javierxrtd why don't you stop sucking dick.

[javierxrtd]

this guys needs to stop making vids...

[portofc17]

this guys been the biggest loser on youtube since he started posting vids

[iloledyourcat]

@portofc17 Trollers gonna troll.

[ojosh1h]

me see boobies in on the left, me click on boobies, but white guy shows up talkin about his day, me gets mad = ( than me get scared when fatty comes in but than me see boobies me get excited girlfriend walks in the room me pull pants up..

[robotech987654321]

MOTHER FUCKER!

[Hawaiian2Punch]

i clicked the thumbnail and then i saw the uploader and i was like noonoooooonoonoooooooooo!!!! i hate this guy too.

[onlywantlove]

haha she looks like a girl i met through that secretshag.co.uk yummie

[ballaslug]

faggot, kick ya in the clacka hard yakka, GET A JOB YA BURNT CUNT

[boricua6483]

Why is it that everytime I try to click on a video with a hot girl it's this fucker talking.

[AirMover49]

oh my god i love the chick's tits.

[rozzalenda123]

you cock sucking piece of nigg3r shit ..FUCK YOUUUU FUUUUAAAAAA!!!

[NeversaidIwouldnt]

Was that ShayCarl?! :o

[NoahTheZoophile]

The reason he always puts boobs in the preview is because no one likes him and he needs to get hits somehow.

[imtonasty]

@NoahTheZoophile Coming from a guy that looks for porn in sxephil videos, wow man get a life.

[NoahTheZoophile]

@imtonasty Porn? If i wanna watch porn i'll go to xvideos.

I saw boobs so i clicked. Once testosterone reaches a certain level it becomes impossible not to click on a picture of epic boobs. i'll explain it to you when you hit puberty.

[imtonasty]

@NoahTheZoophile What are you twelve? you saw boobs and you clicked? Get a real girlfriend instead of looking for porn at youtube you sad low life. 

[NoahTheZoophile]

@imtonasty I didn't have the internet when i was twelve, and i'm pretty sure that at that age i wasn't interested in tits.

It's quite clear that you didn't even read what I said, so why are you so angry?

Watching porn makes you a lowlife? I think I can sense some serious sexual repression here.

[imtonasty]

@NoahTheZoophile i am not really angry, Your name includes " zoophile " and you saying i have " some serious sexual repression "...

No, watching porn doesn't make one a low life, looking for porn on youtube like you are and i said you are makes on a lowlife.

[NoahTheZoophile]

@imtonasty I think you need to look up the word "repression" in the dictionary.

Strike 2. You still haven't read what I wrote, one more and you're out.

P.s There is no porn on youtube, but if there were, I would love to hear how watching it would make you a low life, but watching it on another site wouldn't. Your theory just doesn't add up.

[imtonasty]

@NoahTheZoophile i know what repressions means dickface, youtube isn't a porn website, thats why it makes you a lowlife. So stop trying to find porn on youtube

[NoahTheZoophile]

@imtonasty If you know what it means then why did you use it wrongly?

How can I look for porn on youtube if we both agree there isn't any?

You are a contradiction machine.

Strike 3. you still haven't read it.

[imtonasty]

@NoahTheZoophile why? so because you said that there werent any porn on youtube there magically isn't?

I think i know what your going to say next

[NoahTheZoophile]

@imtonasty Are you going to try to answer at least one of my questions?

Why did you use the word "repression" wrongly when you know what it means?

The fact that porn is banned from youtube is the reason why there is no porn on youtube. I think you might need to look up the word porn in the dictionary as well, because i don't think you know what that means either.

If you knew what i was going to say why didn't you say it? Because you didn't, you're just a liar.

Strike 4. Høre hvor å lese

[imtonasty]

@NoahTheZoophile Your such a fool, haha.

Do you really think there is like a nipple sensor or something going trough every video? No of course you dumbshit, you can upload whatever the fuck you want, but it will probably not stay up for long.

If i knew what you where going to say do you think you would still say it if i spelled it out?

This is the youtube comment section you prepubescence little shit :) this is not the same as talking face to face

[NoahTheZoophile]

@imtonasty I thought each video had to be checked before uploaded, if that makes me a "fool, haha" then so be it.

You know for someone who doesn't look up porn on youtube, you seem to know a lot about it.

Prepubescence? don't you mean prepubescent? either way i don't get your point. But you do have a point about knowing what i was going to say, so you're not as dumb as you come across.

You doge more questions than a politician and you're clearly very angry.

Still not a single answer. (yawn).

[crissscrosss123]

@NoahTheZoophile every body loves phil

[hell4raizer]

@NoahTheZoophile political scam by morons. i fucking HATE society. thanks, jesus

[longhelltime]

@NoahTheZoophile no one likes him? dude he has fking million subscribers

[swiIson]

@NoahTheZoophile most viewed and sub'd online news show in the world? i would hardly say hated.

[NoahTheZoophile]

@swiIson Just because you say it is doesn't mean it is so. You have no evidence for these claims.

[swiIson]

@NoahTheZoophile he gets just over 1 million views on the night of upload... just to let you know, thats more than all talk show hosts viewer numbers on TV. and theres loads of evidence that he is the most sub'd news channel.

[sodapo461]

@NoahTheZoophile New to YouTube aye? 

[NoahTheZoophile]

@sodapo461 What is that supposed to mean?

Is it a statement, a question, an idea?

Why waste time when you could just speak english?

[21kool21]

LOL THATS SHAY WAIT TIL HIS WIFE SEES THIS!

[lloveme9225]

@jerknewboys shut up

[SuperProm0]

SILANCE !!! I KILL YOU !!!

[sebastieennzz]

boobs r at 2:29 there u go ppl :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[heyitsthatcooolguy]

@sebastieennzz TITTIES!!

[Lesparo]

@sebastieennzz

thanks bud haha

[TheSolitaryRex]

His face is so much like my dick.

[IMaSLUTnotAwhore]

haha ptssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssss....ahhh it burns!

[ichsan21]

fuck this guy

[khat31able]

@ichsan21 fuck your mom

[grimbattalion]

thats really all that mattered to me too

[AndyHarglesis]

I'm 13, weigh 203lbs of solid, drug free strength and I can do over 80 pull ups in a row from DEAD HANG, no KIPPING, perfect form. :P

Check me out!

[legoman2126]

if you just want to see the girl go to 2:30

[dsfddsgh]

Godamn Nikki Limo is so hot.

[valentine2162]

@carlosmspk Who died while saying lie right? get@brain please lier

[meaghanb1001]

That was mii b day ha

[MrFrancisco303]

bla bla bla bla !!!!



[Festivejelly]

Wow this guy is annoying.

[Joseph24300]

come on youtubes, wtf. I really shouldn't have to do this..... boobs @ 2:29

[roxy78978]

Step 1: Take off your bra.

Step 2: ?????

Step 3: Profit.

[Stonedmonkey0065]

Why do you have such misleading titles? For fucks sake.

[joshuadp14]

u masturbate never new u had a penis:)

[pelaokitobal]

noooooooooooooo why does this guy have to always appear whenever im watching videos while bored

[dragonballz111100]

i like the boob section oh i want that girl in my house to do something good

[cyberfoxlt]

YOU SUCK.

[hug327]

GRUMPY OLD MAN

[Teranovadra]

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[XTwingodsX]

No its july 22 2011

:D

[M4ExKalashnikov]

Dude you don't have the most important part in the vid.... where the fu*k is HOT CHICK??!

[monneymaker8365]

He is funny

[MrYuGiOhTradeMaster]

What the fuckery (:

[marger14]

you fucking dick head take off that shit video you bich!!!!!!!!!

[SmertiDyatlam]

WTF??? 

[Hejzwej]

press 3:36 to skip the bad part

[monkeyguyman1]

Dick head I was expectin' hot chick zombie take over!

[thesupergirlofearth1]

Don't watch if u don't like him! Fuck u all!!! DAM! But he is hot

[iPhonezHD]

i drive an im 13

[Koenraad55]

@iPhonezHD so?

[yootoobnoob1]

get off the Internet please.

[djkiller444]

you are fucking asshole ! go to mental hospital

[cxpm777]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[xterthegeorgelle]

puro storya JAWA.. PAGHILOM OI!!!!

[valentine2162]

i just clicked for boobs thumps up



[carlosmspk]

@valentine2162 this guy makes that all the time hot...girls chicks women or whatever

[kikkin55]

@valentine2162 fkuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[valentine2162]

@kikkin55 get@brain u waste of time like this video !!

[kikkin55]

@valentine2162 im a trolll and plus ur a waste of time if you "Think this guys funny or amusing or entertaining" :)

[hilloty]

@kikkin55 True trolls never give away their identity as a troll. Newfag.

@hilloty why not if everyone