a little footnote for the non-Turkish speaking viewers, on 0:48, Cenk Uygur says "woah, hasiktir", which means something like "whatta fuck?!" in Turkish. yeah. good to know, eh?
lol you can see the side of her vaigna D: i bet the photographer did that on purpose to try and show more of her goodies. if you look at all the photos there are more crotch shots. it was so obvious that whoever took the pictures was being a pervert
Wow I can't believe i'm bothering to stop to type this. This woman (back then) didn't replace or was meant to replace Angelina Jolie(even though if another movie comes out i wish they would) she was hired as the new model for Lara when it came to publicity stills and advertisments and playing her live at gaming events and yes there were 1 or 2 laras before her that worked in that same capacity and neither one was Jolie. The model that reperesents her has nothing to do with the film franchise.
Find another real upper class rebel with a real influential 'daddy' - like Jolie. That's why Simon West's first movie works, and remains THE psychological portrait of LC - spoiled upper class girl, lonely, unable to cook or maintain relationships, and a thief. Simon developed her by (in the end) releasing her farthers grip/unfinished ambitions - making way for her delayed mother instinct. Producers didn't know where to go from there - and pushed her (even further) back to cheap and 'slutty'.
AJ once killed a man with her hips,and she's old as fuck and 49% plastic other 51% is Brads dick up her ass at least this chick doesn't have that much plastic
Ok, 1:22 isnt a stunt that shes balancing, i watched a different video and she was moving while she did that. Someone's obviously tried to make it look like shes actually balancing.
im pissed! fuck lara is so not out. i would have picked different selection of picture but we all cant pick pictures as well as the fat ass in this video! live long tomb raider!!!(that was sarcasm for the slow ones)
PLEASE DONT READ THIS!In 1971 a guy named Kyle an his girlfriend Emily were in side a house that was said to claim peoples lives if they entered the house.The next morning a guy named Alex saw fingernail marks on the door.if you dont post this to 5 videos, youll be getting a visit from Kyle and Emily tonight!WARNING:this has been proved to be real,i value my life!whoever reads this may God be with you! I TRULY DO APOLOGIZE!!! PS i got this from another vid ( i am not taking my chances
it is one of the motion that Lara is gona perform in the game. And Alison is better at acting than Angelina Julie i think, cuz Alison not only has the body but also has the skills that match th real Lara Croft. but only lacks a little emotion that Angelina has - confident with a little arogant.
now this picture ABSOULUTELY convincend me not to like the "new" Lara Croft xD sorry but...Angelina Jolie. She was perfect for playing Lara! If you put a picture of LC next to a picture of AJ it almost looks like Laras Face was MADE for looking like Angelina Jolies ones! This new girl is simply...embarrasing.
Yeh she is pretty and skilled like, but i thikn angelina jolie is the true Lara Croft, she has the build, she can put on a perfect accent, she has the hair, the lips especially. I just dont think it would be the same.
that's some stupid mo fo' wtf...who put you in that shows, your mom and dad at your actual age? You're making fun of what?...ASSHOLE!!! that's a nice girl who really got skills!!! wtf do you have a huge prostate? go f... yourself...if you have it anyways!!!...retard!!!
The guy is a retard. He is jealous that the new lara (pronounced "LAHRAH" dickhead) croft is not in his bed every night, so he has to criticize her. She is a true beauty of a young woman, and you, turkman should fall in an endless pit of darkness for making fun of her publicly.
Lara Croft should be about Lara Croft. Not about Angelina Jolie. Why did they pick AJ for the films? Simple. Her face SELLS.
I´ve completed the first 3 games. Multiple times. In retrospect, I realize, it was never about the tits´n´ass (=appearance). It was the adventure, and how the game made you feel like you were actually there. The movies are all about Angie´s tits´n´lips. Rhona Mitra would´ve been better.
You're exactly right. Its funny how the makers of the movie made the movie to attract the people who never really played the tomb raider games to begin with.
If you played, completed and enjoyed the game for what it is(non-sexual) then you wouldnt like the movie.
Hey yeah, I agree that the game is about the adventure, but you know - I think Angelina Jolie did an okay job. If you ask me, she had the right attitude if nothing else.
Of course they will put out the crotch shot! In the game the broads boobs bounces like a bunch of balloons...OH do not get behind the bitch. Ass for days.
i wish i could have one of those...lol tomb raider chick- Rhonda Mitra made a hot Lara Croft- This girl is Smokin Hot too- Oh and George Bush is an Illuminati Elite, Prepare for another attack America in Miami- Don't believe this one to be a Terrorist Attack this time- Its an Illuminati Attack in order to complete some strange Pentagram in America (Prepare for war and Victory over Russia) I love Russia and I hope they defeat us -I would rather be under Soviet Dictatorship than Obama Dictatorship
Maybe I wouldn't go on and on if you dumb asses would drop the subject.
How many times have I asked you stupid fucks to let it go and just accept that some of us don't want you, and you refuse to accept that. Grow Up! Read My Comments Jerk!
Whiny bitches that you are, you just have to have the LAST word and now you are crying like pansies because I won't even give you that.
Men are just good for breeding? You know something I even question your value concerning that.
For a "strong, independant, and intelligent" lesbian you sure do have some serious penis envy. I mean according to your retarded ass the only thing men are good for is for breeding purposes. So why are you SOOOOOOOOOO obsessed about men if they are that insignificant?
Sorry but you're full of shit. Because generally people don't go on and on and on and on about things they don't give a shit about. I don't give a shit about baseball or CSI and you won't hear me talking about baseball or CSI.
I don't know how many times I have to repeat myself, are u all just that stupid?
No one is forced to turn gay, no I don't have "Daddy" issues it's really boring to have to explain the freaking obvious to a group of fucking MORONS but again life isn't about the dick. Some of us just don't like it. The male body is ugly with that fucking elephant's trunk between ur legs. Disgusting.
HAHAHAHA We ALL die alone asshole unless it's mass suicide, grow the fuck up GODDAMN IT NO WONDER WOMEN TURN TO EACH OTHER WITH YOU DUMB ASS MUTHERFUCKERS WHO WOULDN'T.
The reality is that I am a woman, I am years past the "experimentation" stage and I only deal with grown women. The reality is that Married women often approach lesbians because their husbands just can't satisfy them. I am just keeping it real man. You need to wake up and smell the Viagra.
They stayed married to take advantage of heterodrxual privilege but now that gay marriage is becoming legal watch your women.
STOP making excuses for your failure as men and learn what women want.
"but it takes a hell of a long time to get to england in a rowboat. "
Yeah and that's the point! D-U-H Time! Women need time and men just don't give adequate time, NO staying power and if you Can last so what? It's monotonous.
Now I'm going to sleep to dream of Raquel Welch, that's one hot 67 year old woman.
Don't believe the lie size counts and burritos give me heartburn. We have an alternative for that too and it's NOT prosthetic, Besides didn't I already post that all that monotonous in/out action as as exciting as a dead cat strapped to the kitchen table! Ha Ha Ha
Okay I am done you BOYS are reaching for any excuse that validates your existence and are cumming up short as usual. I'm going to bed and don't fucking be cowards and post on my profile grow the fuck up and act like the men you claim you are. Goodnight.
"the tongue and fingers are like chips and dip at a mexican restauran"
Yeah like ENDLESS chips and dip that NEVER peters out (pun intended) and falls asleep. Get over it man your OLD news, besides you don't seriously think I would reveal everything that women are capable of doing to each other do you?
"wow, you sound like a bitter, cold bitch. And guess what turbo twat, if men weren't HORNY YOU WOULDNT FUCKIN EXIST cumtrap! "
Bitter? No hardly Cold? Not hardly. A bitch? definitely. The point is I DO exist and I am able to work the fuck out of your nerves with my posts you godamn motherfucking idiots.
We don't need horney men we just need ur sperm like you need out eggs. Don't you watch the L Word? LOL.
This is one "cumtrap" you'll never get a chance to trigger Mr. Flaccid.
lezxotic, You are really funny! Quick question, have you been with a man sexually? U should not lump men together with comments like "men don't just don't give adequate time". I like pleasing just as much as i like being pleased, plus i bet i could do everything you do better and longer. Don't confuse ego with confidence. Are you a fat pig who was rejected and forced to turn gay with others like yourself or do you have daddy issues?
I wouldn't be talking about men if I hadn't had FIRST Person experience what the fuck is wrong with you?
No I am not a fat pig who was rejected by men. You dumb fucks always look for excuses as to why women don't want you. Why do you do that? Just accept it.
You like pleasing? I doubt you even know what that entails. I am confident and I have an ego and I am rather attractive.
Now are U a fat pig who has been rejected by women so you come online to brag about nonexistent exploits?
Reality is most of your girlfriends will marry men because you can not provie them with what they want(kids). Once they are done experimenting you will be a distant memory much like the two pump chumps you bash. HAHAHAHA!!! You will die alone. Also you are disgusting wanting to have sex with elderly people(Racheal Welch) you know there are laws against that stuff.
Oh Please have you seen her lately? She is well past 18 years old your idiot.
Hmm so I guess when you finally grow up and get old you won't have sex because it's disgusting? What an asshole you are. There should be a law against the dumb ass home schoolers like yourself getting online.
I meant the psychological warfare tactic of "I used to like you too" to Cenk just because he made a joke about a part of the female anatomy. This is after you making plenty of dirty jokes.
"You don't have to bash all men just because you never had any luck with us."
What makes you think I haven't had any luck? Do you seriously believe that I like women because I had bad kuck with men? That 's so funny and so untrue. It's a fantasy that you cling to though to feel better.
Nope it was when I discovered that I could pull women finer than a combo of Vanessa Williams / Jenifer Lopez that I said to men "Byee" .
Oh and my profile picture is NOT me in case you can't figure that out.
And of course you're a lesbian, every woman with dick envy is a dike. Ever notice how gay men and straight men can both get along with women. But only straight women can get along with men? Ever wonder why? CUZ YOU DIKES ARE SUCH ASSHOLES!
"tramp!!...man, you are weak! or should i say, woman, you are cold."
Ooohhh STOP whining like a little bitch. It's BAD ENOUGH that women have to stroke your fragile male egos as well as your dicks both of which rarely if ever benefit us, but now you cry like a pussy too? Give me a break.
"nooo nooo . i just like watching sexy girls when i use my notebook, like 99% of all men."
Oh I know men believe me I KNOW men, unfortunately there are NO MEN on YouTube.
Also because I KNOW men so well it's the reason I prefer women. You all think 2 1/2 minutes in the sack really does it for us don't you? Keep watching sexy "girls" I doubt you are ready for WOMEN anyway.
Bitter? You wish because that's the excuse ALL men use to make themselves feel better. The truth hurts I know baby but women really don't need to waste our time assuage male egos.
Get some staying power first if you want respect.
Staying power? Last time I checked, I haven't had sex with you so how do you know about my staying power. If you are gay then that's cool, I'm all about protecting gay rights. My step sister is gay and I support everything she does in her life. I never could understand how a person could just bash a group of people, you will never see me bash women, ever. I have been taught better than that.
How do I know? I studied biology. I KNOW that the glans, has a higher concentration of nerve endings than the shaft of the penis and is thus particularly sensitive to physical stimulation.
It's a miracle you last over a minute, but still don't you think all of that monotonous "in"/"out" action boring? It is.
Those moans we do are fake too. The vagina has NO nerve endings so basically we don't feel a thing that's why we can give birth and not die from the sensation. Reality Bites.
The tongue is NOT a prosthetic neither are fingers. The mistake men make is believing that women need a penis in them. We do just fine on our own. Ask your wives and girlfriends.
You never hear us say how you need a hole do you. Oops my bad you'll stick it into any receptacle.
the tongue and fingers are like chips and dip at a mexican restaurant; they're really great and you can do a lot with em but they just don't quite do the work a nice big burrito can.
its like they say about dudes with small wangs: its not the size of the boat that counts... but it takes a hell of a long time to get to england in a rowboat.
theres a big difference between making a game thats fun to play and making a game with boobs and pussy all over it. i dont have high hopes for the next tomb raider
OH so I get real and tell it like it is and TYT delete my previous comments? Why boys? We women know it's your inevitable fate. Or is it already happening? What? Did I cut to close to the "boner"?
"Pussy Hurt" comments? It's clear to see why you're not gettin' any. I bet I get more "pussy" from finer women that you can ever hope of whacking off to.
No, Cenk. The gaming folks will not go gaga. No more than any other guys anyway. Sorry. We're not living in the 80's anymore. Gaming folks are regular folks, not virgin nerds.
Who gives a fuck what the ratio is? Women are not put on earth to provide immature boys and lonesome men who probably ejaculate prematurely anyway with masturbatory fantasies.
"What other reason is there for that silly looking picture with her snatch as the focal point?"
IDIOT do you see any hair between her legs? Her vaginal area is STILL hidden.
WTF is wrong with your ass? You are a dumb as Cenk on this one.
Dancers who kick their legs up are also doing it to show their "snatch" Oh yeah right we females are just put on earth to provide premature BOYS with masturbatory fantasies.
To bad the male anatomy is ugly and doesn't have the same effect on women.
Cenk is being a complete ass er no a typical "dick" like the majority of emotionally immature males who this that if women open their olegs to any extent it's a invititation to jerk off. Now go to work on that Cenk.
haasiktir ha :D
Türk her yer de Türk beyler :D
xanlx1 4 months ago 5
a little footnote for the non-Turkish speaking viewers, on 0:48, Cenk Uygur says "woah, hasiktir", which means something like "whatta fuck?!" in Turkish. yeah. good to know, eh?
thefoamycherry 6 months ago 4
nasıl olsa anlayan olmaz söv dur aq:))
veterdogan 8 months ago 7
lol you can see the side of her vaigna D: i bet the photographer did that on purpose to try and show more of her goodies. if you look at all the photos there are more crotch shots. it was so obvious that whoever took the pictures was being a pervert
xLavenderBlossomx 9 months ago
stupid wanker host.
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syndrm 10 months ago
0:46 Woooohhhassiktir :D
mrkempton95 10 months ago 7
he he he 0:48 is hard attack for all of viewers...
ikutsal 10 months ago
She could be Lara Croft's daughter. She looks so young.
wowsux97 1 year ago
guys -> Alison is best Lara Croft model ever!
OXLordiOX 1 year ago
amuğa goymuşun cenk başgannnnnnnnnnnnnn
dimension1 1 year ago
0:47 hahah cenk abi ne yaptın XD
Zebanumut 1 year ago
Angelina Jolie was good playing Lara. *WAS* good. but this one will BE very, very GREATER than Angelina did. Alison Carroll Rocks! :)
X3MSonicXP 1 year ago
@X3MSonicXP she's not gonna do movies fyi
cwongchung 10 months ago
zimbio.com/Lara+Croft/articles/125/New+Ummm+Face+Lara+Croft
PycakPlayer 1 year ago
That one pic looks like she's taking a piss like a male dog.
my89tube 1 year ago
SHe's hot. I like either one of them!
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BESTMOVIESCINEMA 1 year ago
this is her tomb, raid away
redryan20000 1 year ago
hahaha omg he said hasiktir xDxD
AgainstAllOddzz 1 year ago
This video- LOL! Brilliant! Teenagers going to work on this one! Raid her tomb! LOL
messageofthemaker 1 year ago
haassiktir ! hahahahaha its means something like"holy crap!" in turkish
zezimatr 1 year ago
@zezimatr
It means WTF!? :P
heyanol 1 year ago
Wow I can't believe i'm bothering to stop to type this. This woman (back then) didn't replace or was meant to replace Angelina Jolie(even though if another movie comes out i wish they would) she was hired as the new model for Lara when it came to publicity stills and advertisments and playing her live at gaming events and yes there were 1 or 2 laras before her that worked in that same capacity and neither one was Jolie. The model that reperesents her has nothing to do with the film franchise.
MarquisWho 1 year ago
Lara Croft would never let go her guns to do a flip kick.
leskvon 1 year ago
Find another real upper class rebel with a real influential 'daddy' - like Jolie. That's why Simon West's first movie works, and remains THE psychological portrait of LC - spoiled upper class girl, lonely, unable to cook or maintain relationships, and a thief. Simon developed her by (in the end) releasing her farthers grip/unfinished ambitions - making way for her delayed mother instinct. Producers didn't know where to go from there - and pushed her (even further) back to cheap and 'slutty'.
RobynStreaky 1 year ago
i want anglina jolie!
HOW DARE SHES TAKES OVER HER
moonglowbaby1 1 year ago
It is pronounced "Laura" not "Lara"
gotveggieoil 2 years ago
Whatever, but she is too stocky and not as graceful as AJ was in Laura Croft. I mean really look at her...
muse54 2 years ago
AJ once killed a man with her hips,and she's old as fuck and 49% plastic other 51% is Brads dick up her ass at least this chick doesn't have that much plastic
MrShadeBlade 2 years ago
You are a jackass as our President once said...
muse54 2 years ago
thank you average american in the house
MrShadeBlade 2 years ago
Ok, 1:22 isnt a stunt that shes balancing, i watched a different video and she was moving while she did that. Someone's obviously tried to make it look like shes actually balancing.
mightyaphroditeh 2 years ago
womb raider is great.
mokh2o 2 years ago
I want her boots...kickass!
truepureblue 2 years ago
ID HIT THAT
somonesetusupthebomb 2 years ago
she s soooo white to be lara . lara is kinda have some tune in her body its like light bronve body but alison carrol is white
1995fay 2 years ago
so hot, don't know whos better tho. her or angelina? they've both their own individual qualitys. love this chicks wee toned body, she'd ride ye!
jimdoc50 2 years ago
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jimdoc50 2 years ago
hahaha.
pnoyguitar 2 years ago
definitely would raid her tomb.
TXUSA23 2 years ago
im pissed! fuck lara is so not out. i would have picked different selection of picture but we all cant pick pictures as well as the fat ass in this video! live long tomb raider!!!(that was sarcasm for the slow ones)
Bellic827 2 years ago
I was actially pissed, but then I got to 2:20... made my day
tonioonp 2 years ago
douchebag.. vote 1 star, go to next vid
DirtyBird760 2 years ago
lara croft is not out !!!!
SuperOezlem 2 years ago
Get a life you dipshit
HandR12 2 years ago
I recall a porno with an adventure plot called "Womb Raider" lol
But this girl is smoking hot, fits the role well and is very athletic.
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these games suck
konerko321 2 years ago
I mean... There's her Tomb.. Raid away!
ROFLMAO!
Mrivera61 2 years ago 4
dats jus mean lik. she put in a huge amount of work nd he takes da piss.. lik dats jus sik
cieran555 2 years ago
this dude is a jackass, but the crotch shot is pointless and weird
elijajuan 2 years ago 3
0:05 lol face
Hobospaz 2 years ago
well she got the moves than angelina
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Lara Croft... What a stpid film...
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS!In 1971 a guy named Kyle an his girlfriend Emily were in side a house that was said to claim peoples lives if they entered the house.The next morning a guy named Alex saw fingernail marks on the door.if you dont post this to 5 videos, youll be getting a visit from Kyle and Emily tonight!WARNING:this has been proved to be real,i value my life!whoever reads this may God be with you! I TRULY DO APOLOGIZE!!! PS i got this from another vid ( i am not taking my chances
guitarmaster8480 2 years ago
He was mean to her... :(
Paly261296 2 years ago 17
these guys fucking suck, American faggots.
DudeThatsKickass 2 years ago 4
Did he just say, whaaa Siktir??.. OMG!!
ILaNa1987 2 years ago 4
she is a gymnast don't you know?
geminielf7 2 years ago 5
this is her tomb...raid away! hahhahah. TYT!!
seether18 2 years ago 5
it is one of the motion that Lara is gona perform in the game. And Alison is better at acting than Angelina Julie i think, cuz Alison not only has the body but also has the skills that match th real Lara Croft. but only lacks a little emotion that Angelina has - confident with a little arogant.
knight311126 3 years ago
SHE's a great Lara! very good indeed BUT the crotch pic was a lil bit weird it showed off too much of her skin like the different color?
ay kno what Imo sayin i would been pissed seen dat shit lol or embarrassed
sessle14 3 years ago 2
Angelina jolie was better,sry. :D
HipHopBunny1992 3 years ago 3
now this picture ABSOULUTELY convincend me not to like the "new" Lara Croft xD sorry but...Angelina Jolie. She was perfect for playing Lara! If you put a picture of LC next to a picture of AJ it almost looks like Laras Face was MADE for looking like Angelina Jolies ones! This new girl is simply...embarrasing.
Alpinawine 3 years ago 28
@Alpinawine the face was made to look like her u moron!
drago433 1 year ago
@drago433 whats the point of commenting on a years old comment? Don't you think I know that by now?
Alpinawine 1 year ago
@Alpinawine umm u should have know it then so stfu
drago433 1 year ago
@Alpinawine wtf you talking about? AJ does not look like LC. This girl is WAAAAYYY HOTTER!!!
echosixnoble 1 year ago
Yeh she is pretty and skilled like, but i thikn angelina jolie is the true Lara Croft, she has the build, she can put on a perfect accent, she has the hair, the lips especially. I just dont think it would be the same.
ModelBWx 3 years ago 5
you suck lara rules
robbke60 3 years ago 3
tomb raider sucks fucking automatic targeting and shit fuck that
aquafishsoup 3 years ago
they really had a crack with that picture
Kinkoyaburi 3 years ago
she not pretty shes plain jane
Wenchie04 3 years ago
that's some stupid mo fo' wtf...who put you in that shows, your mom and dad at your actual age? You're making fun of what?...ASSHOLE!!! that's a nice girl who really got skills!!! wtf do you have a huge prostate? go f... yourself...if you have it anyways!!!...retard!!!
slatervictor 3 years ago 2
lol "this is her tomb....raid away" lmfao!The real lara croft is in the Tomb Raider series not in our world.
carbon544 3 years ago
The guy is a retard. He is jealous that the new lara (pronounced "LAHRAH" dickhead) croft is not in his bed every night, so he has to criticize her. She is a true beauty of a young woman, and you, turkman should fall in an endless pit of darkness for making fun of her publicly.
Jetli2008 3 years ago
Lara Croft should be about Lara Croft. Not about Angelina Jolie. Why did they pick AJ for the films? Simple. Her face SELLS.
I´ve completed the first 3 games. Multiple times. In retrospect, I realize, it was never about the tits´n´ass (=appearance). It was the adventure, and how the game made you feel like you were actually there. The movies are all about Angie´s tits´n´lips. Rhona Mitra would´ve been better.
Liproll 3 years ago 2
You're exactly right. Its funny how the makers of the movie made the movie to attract the people who never really played the tomb raider games to begin with.
If you played, completed and enjoyed the game for what it is(non-sexual) then you wouldnt like the movie.
vRaZ1el 3 years ago
Hey yeah, I agree that the game is about the adventure, but you know - I think Angelina Jolie did an okay job. If you ask me, she had the right attitude if nothing else.
Lilmissyuzuki 3 years ago
sorry i meant to give you a thumbs up
crefin 3 years ago
yah so
what the hell is your point asshole?
h2o432 3 years ago 3
wtf u idiots
michlynskee 3 years ago 3
Wow Wii. I want that poster!
She's hawt, but she wouldn't be as good as Angelie Jolie in a movie.
factnfiction101 3 years ago
I love ya Cenk, but no one over the age of 12 says "snatch."
GretchenDawntreader 3 years ago 2
Of course they will put out the crotch shot! In the game the broads boobs bounces like a bunch of balloons...OH do not get behind the bitch. Ass for days.
GreenGoody 3 years ago
i wish i could have one of those...lol tomb raider chick- Rhonda Mitra made a hot Lara Croft- This girl is Smokin Hot too- Oh and George Bush is an Illuminati Elite, Prepare for another attack America in Miami- Don't believe this one to be a Terrorist Attack this time- Its an Illuminati Attack in order to complete some strange Pentagram in America (Prepare for war and Victory over Russia) I love Russia and I hope they defeat us -I would rather be under Soviet Dictatorship than Obama Dictatorship
PainlessTragedy 3 years ago
Cenk thinks snatches are unprofessional, this is the second time I have disagreed with him.
Lol, tomb raiders.
studio7manga 3 years ago
I would beat those tv moderators so hard up .. omg i can't stand these fat pigs
y0u7ub3real07 3 years ago
Maybe I wouldn't go on and on if you dumb asses would drop the subject.
How many times have I asked you stupid fucks to let it go and just accept that some of us don't want you, and you refuse to accept that. Grow Up! Read My Comments Jerk!
Whiny bitches that you are, you just have to have the LAST word and now you are crying like pansies because I won't even give you that.
Men are just good for breeding? You know something I even question your value concerning that.
lezxotic 3 years ago
Looks like a genuinely sporty type,nice to see they didnt chose some anorexic bint with ridiculous silicone funbags surgicaly attached .
iroscoe 3 years ago 2
Agreed and with generous lippage.
ianmichaels12 3 years ago
"It's her TOMB, raid away"
LOL
soularimus 3 years ago 2
"you can not provie them with what they want(kids)"
Then why are all those lesbians raising families in long term loving relationships?
No again the uselessness of men come to light as we don't need YOU just your sperm and there are places to get that.
Boys why don't you pack up ur bruised weiners and go sulk in then corner because I am tired of your asinine questions and comments.
lezxotic 3 years ago
For a "strong, independant, and intelligent" lesbian you sure do have some serious penis envy. I mean according to your retarded ass the only thing men are good for is for breeding purposes. So why are you SOOOOOOOOOO obsessed about men if they are that insignificant?
Sorry but you're full of shit. Because generally people don't go on and on and on and on about things they don't give a shit about. I don't give a shit about baseball or CSI and you won't hear me talking about baseball or CSI.
swaggajee 3 years ago
I don't know how many times I have to repeat myself, are u all just that stupid?
No one is forced to turn gay, no I don't have "Daddy" issues it's really boring to have to explain the freaking obvious to a group of fucking MORONS but again life isn't about the dick. Some of us just don't like it. The male body is ugly with that fucking elephant's trunk between ur legs. Disgusting.
lezxotic 3 years ago
"HAHAHAHA!!! You will die alone"
HAHAHAHA We ALL die alone asshole unless it's mass suicide, grow the fuck up GODDAMN IT NO WONDER WOMEN TURN TO EACH OTHER WITH YOU DUMB ASS MUTHERFUCKERS WHO WOULDN'T.
lezxotic 3 years ago
heterodrxual should be heterosexual
lezxotic 3 years ago
The reality is that I am a woman, I am years past the "experimentation" stage and I only deal with grown women. The reality is that Married women often approach lesbians because their husbands just can't satisfy them. I am just keeping it real man. You need to wake up and smell the Viagra.
They stayed married to take advantage of heterodrxual privilege but now that gay marriage is becoming legal watch your women.
STOP making excuses for your failure as men and learn what women want.
lezxotic 3 years ago
''this is her tomb, raid away''
i LOLed so hard hahahah!
PhillyKid07 3 years ago
Internet=SERIOUS BUSINESS!!
ronskfc 3 years ago
Anjolina forever!
Ekinacea 3 years ago
the best thing about this lara croft is the british accent.. that makes all women look hot!
Englishnamja 3 years ago
"but it takes a hell of a long time to get to england in a rowboat. "
Yeah and that's the point! D-U-H Time! Women need time and men just don't give adequate time, NO staying power and if you Can last so what? It's monotonous.
Now I'm going to sleep to dream of Raquel Welch, that's one hot 67 year old woman.
lezxotic 3 years ago
"its not the size of the boat that counts..."
Don't believe the lie size counts and burritos give me heartburn. We have an alternative for that too and it's NOT prosthetic, Besides didn't I already post that all that monotonous in/out action as as exciting as a dead cat strapped to the kitchen table! Ha Ha Ha
lezxotic 3 years ago
Okay I am done you BOYS are reaching for any excuse that validates your existence and are cumming up short as usual. I'm going to bed and don't fucking be cowards and post on my profile grow the fuck up and act like the men you claim you are. Goodnight.
lezxotic 3 years ago
"the tongue and fingers are like chips and dip at a mexican restauran"
Yeah like ENDLESS chips and dip that NEVER peters out (pun intended) and falls asleep. Get over it man your OLD news, besides you don't seriously think I would reveal everything that women are capable of doing to each other do you?
lezxotic 3 years ago
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LandOfoz266 3 years ago
The young turks, at the time i watched this video, have 2008 videos!
WOOOOOOOOO!!!
Josephdorf03 3 years ago
"wow, you sound like a bitter, cold bitch. And guess what turbo twat, if men weren't HORNY YOU WOULDNT FUCKIN EXIST cumtrap! "
Bitter? No hardly Cold? Not hardly. A bitch? definitely. The point is I DO exist and I am able to work the fuck out of your nerves with my posts you godamn motherfucking idiots.
We don't need horney men we just need ur sperm like you need out eggs. Don't you watch the L Word? LOL.
This is one "cumtrap" you'll never get a chance to trigger Mr. Flaccid.
lezxotic 3 years ago
"every woman with dick envy is a dike."
It's spelled Dyke and what is there to envy? Judging from this forum not a hell of a lot.
Even Cenk who's views I usually respect blew it this time.
No it's about getting the women you wish you could get.
You'd be surprised how many married women and so called straight girlfriends come or "cum" after lesbians.
And guess what? It's probably because we DON'T envy the dick! Now go masturbate little boys ur boring me and NOT in the good way.
lezxotic 3 years ago
Whatever about the other insults and swear words there's no need for the " and I used to like you too..." comment.
ianmichaels12 3 years ago
You used to like me? I don't even know who you are but tell you friend who called me "cumtrap" about his behavior and get the fuck off of my back.
lezxotic 3 years ago
lezxotic, You are really funny! Quick question, have you been with a man sexually? U should not lump men together with comments like "men don't just don't give adequate time". I like pleasing just as much as i like being pleased, plus i bet i could do everything you do better and longer. Don't confuse ego with confidence. Are you a fat pig who was rejected and forced to turn gay with others like yourself or do you have daddy issues?
goonmane08 3 years ago
I wouldn't be talking about men if I hadn't had FIRST Person experience what the fuck is wrong with you?
No I am not a fat pig who was rejected by men. You dumb fucks always look for excuses as to why women don't want you. Why do you do that? Just accept it.
You like pleasing? I doubt you even know what that entails. I am confident and I have an ego and I am rather attractive.
Now are U a fat pig who has been rejected by women so you come online to brag about nonexistent exploits?
lezxotic 3 years ago
Reality is most of your girlfriends will marry men because you can not provie them with what they want(kids). Once they are done experimenting you will be a distant memory much like the two pump chumps you bash. HAHAHAHA!!! You will die alone. Also you are disgusting wanting to have sex with elderly people(Racheal Welch) you know there are laws against that stuff.
goonmane08 3 years ago
Oh Please have you seen her lately? She is well past 18 years old your idiot.
Hmm so I guess when you finally grow up and get old you won't have sex because it's disgusting? What an asshole you are. There should be a law against the dumb ass home schoolers like yourself getting online.
lezxotic 3 years ago
I meant the psychological warfare tactic of "I used to like you too" to Cenk just because he made a joke about a part of the female anatomy. This is after you making plenty of dirty jokes.
Typical female hypocrisy.
ianmichaels12 3 years ago
ohh a lesbian feminist :) aww
lol. you mean, when you spread your legs it's not pervert, but when u look at it, it's pervert?
you have no life, get a life
dmxezz 3 years ago
"You don't have to bash all men just because you never had any luck with us."
What makes you think I haven't had any luck? Do you seriously believe that I like women because I had bad kuck with men? That 's so funny and so untrue. It's a fantasy that you cling to though to feel better.
Nope it was when I discovered that I could pull women finer than a combo of Vanessa Williams / Jenifer Lopez that I said to men "Byee" .
Oh and my profile picture is NOT me in case you can't figure that out.
lezxotic 3 years ago
wow, you sound like a bitter, cold bitch. And guess what turbo twat, if men weren't HORNY YOU WOULDNT FUCKIN EXIST cumtrap!
kindtheband 3 years ago
And of course you're a lesbian, every woman with dick envy is a dike. Ever notice how gay men and straight men can both get along with women. But only straight women can get along with men? Ever wonder why? CUZ YOU DIKES ARE SUCH ASSHOLES!
kindtheband 3 years ago
I am the womb raider.
stuffisgd 3 years ago
you can raid my tomb :P
SomethingAwfulYT 3 years ago
I like the new Lara :D
SomethingAwfulYT 3 years ago
"tramp!!...man, you are weak! or should i say, woman, you are cold."
Ooohhh STOP whining like a little bitch. It's BAD ENOUGH that women have to stroke your fragile male egos as well as your dicks both of which rarely if ever benefit us, but now you cry like a pussy too? Give me a break.
lezxotic 3 years ago
holy fuck
ernestofoo 3 years ago
If you recall the original was an attractive Woman with brown eyes and brown skin! Why NOT pick a Woman like that to play Laura Croft?
skylofts 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
...look at my snatch. lol
jackofclubz 3 years ago
"nooo nooo . i just like watching sexy girls when i use my notebook, like 99% of all men."
Oh I know men believe me I KNOW men, unfortunately there are NO MEN on YouTube.
Also because I KNOW men so well it's the reason I prefer women. You all think 2 1/2 minutes in the sack really does it for us don't you? Keep watching sexy "girls" I doubt you are ready for WOMEN anyway.
lezxotic 3 years ago
tramp!!
fallsinplace 3 years ago 2
Bitter much?
You don't have to bash all men just because you never had any luck with us.
tallflguy 3 years ago 2
Bitter? You wish because that's the excuse ALL men use to make themselves feel better. The truth hurts I know baby but women really don't need to waste our time assuage male egos.
Get some staying power first if you want respect.
lezxotic 3 years ago
Staying power? Last time I checked, I haven't had sex with you so how do you know about my staying power. If you are gay then that's cool, I'm all about protecting gay rights. My step sister is gay and I support everything she does in her life. I never could understand how a person could just bash a group of people, you will never see me bash women, ever. I have been taught better than that.
tallflguy 3 years ago
How do I know? I studied biology. I KNOW that the glans, has a higher concentration of nerve endings than the shaft of the penis and is thus particularly sensitive to physical stimulation.
It's a miracle you last over a minute, but still don't you think all of that monotonous "in"/"out" action boring? It is.
Those moans we do are fake too. The vagina has NO nerve endings so basically we don't feel a thing that's why we can give birth and not die from the sensation. Reality Bites.
lezxotic 3 years ago
LOL staying power? you need prosthetics to get anything done.
anonazero 3 years ago
The tongue is NOT a prosthetic neither are fingers. The mistake men make is believing that women need a penis in them. We do just fine on our own. Ask your wives and girlfriends.
You never hear us say how you need a hole do you. Oops my bad you'll stick it into any receptacle.
lezxotic 3 years ago
the tongue and fingers are like chips and dip at a mexican restaurant; they're really great and you can do a lot with em but they just don't quite do the work a nice big burrito can.
its like they say about dudes with small wangs: its not the size of the boat that counts... but it takes a hell of a long time to get to england in a rowboat.
anonazero 3 years ago
Nerds. Seriously, she looks ridiculous holding those guns.
asdffd 3 years ago
theres a big difference between making a game thats fun to play and making a game with boobs and pussy all over it. i dont have high hopes for the next tomb raider
AlmightyFRACTA 3 years ago
Great pic, fun video.
Encyclopeteia 3 years ago 2
nice video
nobspolicy 3 years ago
who the hell is this guy?
christine4771 3 years ago
just remove the "," and put a "."
dmxezz 3 years ago
just look :
celebrity-gossip,net/celebrities/hollywood/alison-carroll-is-the-new-lara-croft-206037/
dmxezz 3 years ago
Jesus what is wrong with you? NO you don't oh my god are you THAT lonely?
lezxotic 3 years ago
nooo nooo . i just like watching sexy girls when i use my notebook, like 99% of all men. I think you don't know any men, or not the truth of men.
dmxezz 3 years ago
so you came back to make another statement...man, you are weak! or should i say, woman, you are cold.
fuck the agenda!!
fallsinplace 3 years ago
ohh I just downloaded this picture!
You nearly see her pussy! Or I think you see a bit from her pussy! I'm not lying!!!
They say women are more than just boobs and ass, but they show their pussys and say men are pervert!
dmxezz 3 years ago
OH so I get real and tell it like it is and TYT delete my previous comments? Why boys? We women know it's your inevitable fate. Or is it already happening? What? Did I cut to close to the "boner"?
lezxotic 3 years ago
Your posts haven't been deleted. Click 'view all posts' and voila, there they are. You don't see them otherwise because youtube's system is horrid.
tremedar 3 years ago
Well I concede that I can come off pretty strong and I fully expect my comments to be deleted.
lezxotic 3 years ago
you are so right. Why a picture like that?
A gift to men? masturbate gift? that's really stupid :D but I enjoy pictures like that
dmxezz 3 years ago
Ha ha
"Pussy Hurt" comments? It's clear to see why you're not gettin' any. I bet I get more "pussy" from finer women that you can ever hope of whacking off to.
lezxotic 3 years ago
loooool she is hot
dmxezz 3 years ago
Yeah and men exist to show us why we are smarter, and what sexual incompetence looks like.
lezxotic 3 years ago
what a terrible game series - and they canceled two perfectly good franchises to keep this one. Deus Ex and Thief.
driubi 3 years ago
Yawn. Not up to your usual standards guys. Not everyone is a geeky virgin who whacks off to pixelated princesses.
Plutonwolf 3 years ago
vaaay siktir !!!
lol
hayokq 3 years ago
No, Cenk. The gaming folks will not go gaga. No more than any other guys anyway. Sorry. We're not living in the 80's anymore. Gaming folks are regular folks, not virgin nerds.
bleunt 3 years ago
Speak for yourself!!!
aribenzane 3 years ago
hahahha look @ all of the pussy-hurt comments
beatbrain 3 years ago
yeah usually this show is okay, but this episode was really lame
Hatekrew1987 3 years ago 2
cenk, i gotta call you sexist here. A woman is more than a hot ass and boobs
PMBshow 3 years ago 2
PMBshow,
agreed a woman is more than a hot ass and boobs, she' also a tasty snatch, which was Cenk's point.
ianmichaels12 3 years ago
"What's the male::female gamer ratio?"
Who gives a fuck what the ratio is? Women are not put on earth to provide immature boys and lonesome men who probably ejaculate prematurely anyway with masturbatory fantasies.
lezxotic 3 years ago
No women exist to look pretty and make babies. Also doing the dishes and washing clothes are a bonus.
aribenzane 3 years ago 3
"What other reason is there for that silly looking picture with her snatch as the focal point?"
IDIOT do you see any hair between her legs? Her vaginal area is STILL hidden.
WTF is wrong with your ass? You are a dumb as Cenk on this one.
Dancers who kick their legs up are also doing it to show their "snatch" Oh yeah right we females are just put on earth to provide premature BOYS with masturbatory fantasies.
To bad the male anatomy is ugly and doesn't have the same effect on women.
lezxotic 3 years ago
Usually I like the show, but the host is being incredibly rude in this one. Stop being a jerk!!
loadervideos 3 years ago
Cenk is being a complete ass er no a typical "dick" like the majority of emotionally immature males who this that if women open their olegs to any extent it's a invititation to jerk off. Now go to work on that Cenk.
lezxotic 3 years ago
Hot Damn!!
eStick1 3 years ago
Boo...that girl looks like the Obama girl a bit.
HaloedG 3 years ago
This guy is a dick
jam3sb 3 years ago
Thanks Cenk, I rubbed my clit to this.
5 stars!
Jackthemeat 3 years ago
As a gamer, I can say definitively that yes, Cenk, we do love this shit. Its awesome.
The crotch shot is too much though.
TheCrimsonBlur 3 years ago
she's pretty.
voskosi 3 years ago
Cenk, you missed the obvious pun. "Womb Raider"
I love the snatch pic because it goes to show you that stir ups are good for two things, gyno visits and photo shoots.
unluvable 3 years ago 3
That was fucking hilarious Cenk you almost made me spit my orange juice on my laptop LOL
bendicion2010 3 years ago