JUNO: Ellen and Diablo On Their Favorite Lines

[ibefullofme]

They call me the cautionary whale

[coralinejonesish]

"I don't want a parakeet."

[snicklelickinboot]

"She smells like soup"

"My five year-old daughter can do that and she ain't the brightest bulb in the tanning bed"

[AgnethaFaltsTheQueen]

the scene with Su Chin,"Blaaaaaaah! I'm a kraken from the sea!"

[shujhzai1]

all they are missing is a bastard lol!!

[lonelycompany]

He's actually really good in...in chair...

[KaiDune]

"hold on i'm using my hamburger phone"

[weetzybat]

Dumb asses y dont they just abort it

[kmrw11]

@weetzybat umm how can you say abort it like it's no big deal?

[weetzybat]

@kmrw11 cuz i can fatty

[rjhornback13]

@weetzybat "Don't give up i believe in you all. A person's a person, no matter how small."

[lovexmusic17]

"Nah… I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?"

[Torrii5335]

Juno: I'm pregnant...

Besfriend: Swear to blog??!

[lezzcar64]

jeez bananas shut your freakin gob!

[MariaNdJazzy5]

thats one doodle that cant be undid homeskillet

[xtrebleclefx]

"...I heard that was you"

"Well it was nice seeing you, Sue Chin!"

[TheImportantCheese]

GAWD Y ARE ALL THESE COMMENTS VOTED UP

[fudgie686]

He's my cheese, to my Macaroni

:D

[chikslocas18]

you do know that diablo means "devil" in spanich right?? the devil!! the devil!!

[ElectrikkPaperClipxx]

i actually liked the line where mark says 'is he also bald and morphous'

[ferntailwp]

My favs are

"That ain't no etch-a-scetch, that's one doodle that can't be undid home skillet." AND "Wow, thanks Coyote Ugly. This Cacto-gram almost prickles as much as your abandonment"

[KJ01O1]

"can't we just kick this old school? like I stick the baby in a basket and send it your way, like moses in the reeds!"

"technically, that would be kicking it old testament"

"EXACTLY!!!"

[wirklichdoof]

lol china. wow, i really need to watch this again

[JenovaCelestia]

My fave line was "That ain't no Etch-a-Sketch... This is one doodle that can't be undid home skillet" XD

[Aislinnify]

"I still have your underwear."

"I still have your virginity"

[heystapleface]

BEST LINE/SCENE FROM THE BEST MOVIE EVER:

"That's a good idea, coz I heard about this girl who had some major freak out coz she took too many behavioural meds at once, and she like, ripped off her clothes, and jumped into the fountain at Ridgedale mall and was all "BLIGH I'M A KRAKEN FROM THE SEA!!!"".

"I heard that was you."

".............so it was nice seeing ya, Su Chin."

[darkb4lightt]

@heystapleface I have to agree! That was probably one of the funniest if not THE funniest line from the movie! ":)

[HeaSapphireRocker]

I am a sacred vessel. All you have in our stomach is taco bell.

Silencio old man. I just drank my weight in SunnyD and I gotta go pronto!

There was some sticky blue shit... Gunk.... In it.

It began with a chair..

BLEH I AM THE KRACKEN FROM THE SEA!

.... I heard that was you.

All that's missing is your basstard.

... I wanna parakeet.

[harrypotterfreaknerd]

"thunder cats are go!" one of my favorites, along with her talking about her sea monkey baby.

[thecolorjosh]

"all thats missing is your bastard" "I wanna parakeet"

[CoolasClive]

Titanium PowerrrrrRRRrrrrr. Get more snacks by the baaaaaa-atCH.

[Auton0mous]

Pull your skirt down "Diablo".

[LivonIsMe]

"I AM THE KRAKEN FROM THE SEA!"

"i heard that was you....."

[jazzrockzz]

The line..."I'm already pregnant, what other shenanigans can I get into".

[lexandros]

0:09 am I the only one who thinks I can see too much of her leg/thigh <_<

[taikohotel4eva]

@lexandros i can definetly see buttocks

[Missdaizy0]

"my boyfriends junk smells like blueberries" HAAHA something along those lines

[HyperSugarKid]

codys scene is my favorite scene as well

[musicluver13100]

"Shoulda gone to China..." LMAO!!!!!!!!

[something02]

babies have fingernails.. FINGERNAILS!

[thenylonstocking]

"I'm going to Women Now because they help out women now."

[ATLjade1]

"Thats no Etch-a-Sketch, thats one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet"

[wilfredthetapeworm]

song is be gentle with me by the boy least likley to

[136hendrix]

"You just go to prom with Soupy Sales"

[Sonic2332]

Katrina Douche-packer is my favorite line. 

[xsugarloafx]

"Hey you know you can geet into early labour for sucking face like that!"

"But no, instead you said let's make out and la la la..."

Silencio old man! I just drank my weight in SunnyD and I gotta go Pronto!"

"There was some blue shit... I mean... gunk, inside it"

and:

"I think it's because my heart starts punding everytime I see you <3"

[hejbea]

"me too, i LOVE woody allen!"

"don't think it's yours just cause you marked it with your urine"

"this is one doodle that can't be undid, home skillet"

and of course..

wizard <3

[princessiero2]

Ellen Page has got a Kimya Dawson shirt on xD

[wilfredthetapeworm]

@princessiero2 omg i didnt even notice that! thanks!

[1979rickfukingjames]

'OW OW FUCKITY OW!!"

[1979rickfukingjames]

"they make my bfs junk smell like pie" XD

[avagrrl385]

"He's pretty good in chair."

[3M00RI]

do you know what my best part is ? " shut the f*ck up guys ! i didn't watch the movie and i have curiosity to see the comments .. and its enough for a city ! "

[laetizia94]

"And I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV, and then 'The Blair Witch Project' was coming on Starz and you were like 'I haven't seen this since it came out and if so we should watch it' and then 'but oh, no, we should just make out instead la la la"

[EmilyTheDisturbed]

"That ain't no etch-a-sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, home skillet."

My favourite line.

[JTeamjesters]

"I want a parakeet."

So do I

[cheerleader4lyfe01]

"all they need is your bastard" hahaha olivia is crazy

[xxmodernlove]

Juno: You're like the coolest person I've ever met and you don't even have to try.

Bleeker: I try really hard actually.

[cheerleader4lyfe01]

@xxmodernlove thats my fav line to

[reptongeek]

I like the scene where Juno phones her Best Friend and tells her she's pregnant that's excellent, especially "No it's Morgan Freeman, Do you have any bones that need collecting?"

[randigaleandtk]

@reptongeek "Just the one in my pants...."

XD

[rlholmquist]

I have the same dress as Diablo Cody in this interview. Got it at Target. She probably got it at the store that she wrote the movie in! Love it!

[keathcb]

rainn wilson sucks. totally overrated. he is dwight. and that's about the only thing he's acceptable as.

[alvinz95]

they're just greedy little bitches

[IndubitablyEpic]

"Jeez Bananas shut your freakin' gob, ok?!"

[snow7cat11]

pretty much I just love awkwardness of the whole movie

I'm like the biggest Micheal Cera fan ever so yean.

I also just loved all the things that Rainn Wilson said in the scene he was in

It's hard to pick a favorite line in this movie because all of them are soooo amazing

[AGAznB]

what song is in the background here?

[JLGH4ever]

@AGAznB The song is Be Gentle with Me by The Boy Least Likely to. Great song.

[xXKatiebuggXx]

"you know.....i still have your underwear..."

"oh yea? well i still have your virginity."

[StephiiLoving]

"Honest to blog?"<3 lol probably after i heard that i fell in love with it and i now say it<3 yeee best movie everrrr!

[invisiblegirlem]

"It ain't no etcha sketch, that's one diddle that can't be undid-Homeskillett"

[BrutalValcakes]

"i have your underwear !"

"and i have your virginity."

something like that<3

[nightmareutopia]

"It began with a chair."

Just because that means an AWESOME movie is about to begin. ;)

[HeyMama555]

"Dad, Either I Just Peed My Pants, Or...."

"Or...?"

"THUNDERCATS ARE GO!"

[missstripedsocks]

"I'm a sacred vessel...all you have in YOUR stomach is Taco Bell."

makes me crack up every time.

[TheFuzzyskull]

silencio old man!!

[pineapplesoda123]

I swear I love Juno sooooo much....IT Should have been a show!!!!

[mehedi8790]

you are the man, stream on Movie Watcherus really works!!!

[Ross01253]

what song is this? its in my head!. i want to download it. thanks

[TheMaddameButterfly]

@Ross01253 be gentle with me -the boy least likely to

[Ross01253]

what song is this???

[peaceluvandrocknroll]

I love when Juno and Leah are stealing the furniture and they're sitting in the back of the van talking about Bleeker and Leah goes, "You LOVE him!" Just the way she says it is perfect. And the part in the trailer were the dad's like, "Hey big puffy version of Junebug. Where ya been?" and Juno says, "Just out...dealing with things wayy beyond my maturity level..."

[Foshizzler13]

" jeez banana! shut your freakin gob ok?" XD

[CrAzYbUnCh414]

lol i love "if you put any more bacon on that potato im gonaa kick your little monkey but "

[minnie110]

"go carol!"

[benderbang48]

my favorite part isnt in the movie its in the gag reel where shes all you shoulda gone to china and messes up its fucking hilarious 

[hollywoodwerewolf]

"I'm like a legend at school. They call me the cautionary whale."

[PrideForTheDownfall]

"You can't even remember to give Liberty Bell her breathing meds"

"That was once..and she did not die if you recall!"

[PrideForTheDownfall]

"Look, in my opinion the best thing you can do is find someone who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome..what have ya. The right person is still gonna think the sun shines out your ass."

[MrsLouiseDugmore]

'No it's Morgan Freeman, do you have any bones that need collecting?'

'Only the one in my pants.'

LOL.

AND, since watching this film a million times I always answer the phone with: 'Yo yo yiggedy yo'.

[tman12563]

My favorite lines: ""In my opinion, the best thing you can do is to find a person that loves you for exactly who you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you. The right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with."

[selenagomez1966]

i love the china line

[lonelycompany]

"I'm not asking for anything...except maybe mercy....like it would be freakin' sweet if no one hit me."

[salvylovebeliever]

qualkuno dica ai coglionazzi di youtube che quando compare la pubblicità della Ilas in qualsiasi video compaia dimezza lo schermo! eccheccazzo!

[Mindraken]

blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiii am a KRAKEN from the sea!

[crazyhoolagirl]

the entire script!

[Antp1993]

Brenda, you is a bitch ;p

[salinasn3]

the china line is my fav too

[trampolinechics]

"And the recepitionist is trying to get me to take theses condoms that look like grape suckers! And is just babbling away about friggin boyfriend's PIE BALLS!!!!" lmao

[PaijePeace]

"Thats one doodle that can't be undid homeskillet" lol "Hello fertile mertile" XD

[ru10354]

They sound like a rikken cult, theyre just like greedy little bitches.

[RadexxxHippie]

ALL BABIES WANT TO GET BORNED! ALL BABIES WANT TO GET BORNED! xD

[bummercucumber]

Too many favorites.

[MattiWalden]

that aint noo etcha sketch; this is one doodle that cant be undid homeskillet !!

[MissAnchor]

'Wow, dream big!'

[pyleofgracie]

"Honest to blog?" LOVE that! XD

[Sionedrox453]

"You're like the coolest person I know and you don't even try"

"I try really hard actually"

[RinEditionB]

My favorite bit is when Juno is like "You're girlfriend over there's giving me the stink eye" and michael cera's like "That's just how her face is."

[XXXsm3xiiiXXX]

'hey big puffy version of june bug'

that always makes me smile :)

[marsfan60]

I just drank my weight in sunnydee!!!

[SpicyBeanSoup]

"no i'm morgan freeman do you have any bones that need collecting?"

[pyleofgracie]

@SpicyBeanSoup Only the one in my paaants.

XD

[55Fanpire55]

My fave lines are when she just meets the adoptive parents and she say "Im guessing it looks a little bit like a sea monkey right now so we should probably just leave it in there... let it get a cuter" =P This Film Is Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaazin x

[TheSkadoosh1]

"after you move out I'm going to get myself a dog."

"WHOA! Dream big!"

[milliminti]

my favourite line was "you think the baby could like skratch your vadge on the way out" :D

[PKarklouse]

my favorite line was "Silencio old man!"

[mellaa00]

oh wow, seems like i totally forgot how much i've love that movie before. :)

[gurravlb]

whats the song in the background?

[Niggatino]

this is my favorite movie ever. my fav part was when she was like the receptionist was just babbling away about her frickn boyfreands pie balls. lol and then when she was in the bathroom playing with the lotions and stuff and she growls.

[GoodbyeBill]

@Niggatino Yeah, the receptionist is Emily Perkins (who is amazing) so that's probably my favorite part too.

"Please put your hands where I can see them and surrender any bombs."

[xXKissMeWithPassionX]

xD lol this movie is great..the line that I liked though was "I heard once that this chick took too many behavioral meds at once and she ripped off her clothes,and jumped into the fountain at the ridgedale mall and was all like 'BLIH I"M A KRAKEN FROM THE SEA'" that line was priceless.

[letsfuku]

I like this movie.

[funkbebe]

reitman and roguen have some really close friends at NPR. they dedicate so much time selling their films, pre release, post release and then dvd.

i fell for it at first, then as i tried to watch all this shit and failed to see the comedic talent, i realized the hype is just a circle of media friends doing each other favors.

[1lilleth]

i love this film its funny as hell!! ellen page is so funny!!!!

[FueILines]

ew cellulite

[MickaMedia]

yeah what is the song at the beggining? it nice :)

[jennerate]

'be gentle with me' by the boy least likely to

[turquoisesummer]

this is one of the funniest movies of all time, but i cannot go past the line when juno is talking to su-chin and shes like "i am a crakin from the sea!", kills me of laughter every time!

[lucyrp96]

@turquoisesummer

Yeah, me too. I don't get how the girl who played su-chin didn't die every time

[clowneska]

shoi shouda go to china! its great!

[RetroGirlXX]

whats the song right at the beginning of this?

[JLGH4ever]

Oh God, to the person who mentioned the bloopers on the China scene... YES! I laugh so hard every time I watch that and Jason Bateman making that drug comment. lol

[kaboomstart]

... Her first name is Diablo?

[TheDrunkenlullabies]

THis movie will go down in history...Her role and vocal techniques just makes your day a little brighter...almost like the same feeling you get watching Paramore...for some reason...

[AlmostLameless]

I just love Ellen. Look at her all criss-cross apple sauce on the chair. It's cute!

And the way she says, "You shoulda gone to China!" Is the way she said it in the bloopers, lol.

I find it funny cause that part especially, she had a lot of trouble remembering her lines. Just adds to the cuteness factor that is Ellen. :)

[katieh228]

does anyone know the song used in the background, i REALLY like but I can't find it on the soundtrack:(

[AlyCat121]

be gentle with me by the boy least likely to

[katieh228]

oh my gosh! thank you SO much!!^-^ you have no idea how crazy that was making me!!

[ceohalod]

I'm pretty sure it's by Boy Least Likely To.. "Be Gentle With Me"

[LICRN12]

WOAH!!! THE DIRECTORS A CHICK!!? dont mean to be sexist or anything but i didnt kno that! im pretty fuckin late! lol

[Smithereen1]

She's the writer. Jason Reitmn directed it.

[KCGIG1]

Thats not the director , Diablo Cody is the writer, the director was Jason Reitman i believe.

[mdoubledbg]

Pay attenetion padawan. She wrote it. Reitman direccted it. She also wrote Jennifers body

[chebitomi]

not the director, the writer

[LICRN12]

I KNOW!! JESUS WILL U PEOPLE STOP CORRECTING ME!? i'm human I make mistakes sometimes lol

[KstewAndRpattzFan]

One of my all time favourite movies :)

[meattrademark]

Dear johngianni1,

Where depressed? Where is "there depressed"? And are you using n as a number? Also, are mummbles some strange plural or homage to a mumble? And as this video is about two females, who is "the dude" who "like mummbles"? Dude-like mumbles? Is this a Big Lebowski reference? Damn, you make Nostradamus' gibberish seem lucid.

lern 2 rite! Grrrr!

[misscongeniality100]

i love it when she randomly says "i wanna parakeet" at the scene on the bench with leah! funny stuff

[johngianni1]

every1 sounds so depressed on this show i hatei t

[ByakugunDorkyFilms]

none sounded depressed what do you mean

[johngianni1]

the dude like mummbles n stuff they all mumble n talk like there depressed

[DJdanger12345]

aww al thats missing is ur bastard! haahahaha

[tabbycatnamedSnoopi]

i like when she meets su-chin at the abortion place and when shes about to go in : su-chin- baby's have harts too! and fingernails!!. Juno- really?! fingernails?!. su-chin- *nods* uh-huh. Juno- wow." XD

[Blastaar7]

I liked her year book note telling bleak to "spank off"to her pic. LULZ "spank off".

[chickenbeaver]

Skanky? Skeevy? Tore up from the floor up?

[dudetlady]

Juno: you know i knew this girl who took too many behavioral meds at once and like ripped off her clothes and jumped into the fountain at ridgeway mall and was like BLAAAHHHH I'M THE KRAKEN FROM THE SEA!!! Su chin: i think that was u. Juno: well nice seein' ya su chin. my fav!!!

[hemmow]

"hey" "juno?" "no its morgan freeman,got any bones that need collecting?" "only the one in my paaants !"

[TheyCallMeYaBoy]

Haha...the "No it's Morgan Freeman" thing is one of my favorite lines! HAHA!

[beautiflytragic]

mine is BLIYYY IM A KRAKEN FUM THE SEA! XD makes me laugh all the time haha

[roxylove190]

my fav part is '' go fly a kite!''

[shaynuhh13]

"its macguff the crime-dog. back for another test?"

lawl.

[psychodeathmonkey]

Ellen Page is such a cutie lol

[MissKirstyH]

THUNDERCATS ARE GO!

<3

[meankittylove]

My fave line from the movie is '' I want a parakeet.'' and my fave song is the last scene with Juno and Paulley. How do u spell his name?

[hemmow]

Paulie