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  • omg. she's gaunt and plastic. grosssss.

  • Why is there an ad for Scott Brown on a Janeane Garofalo video???

  • i didnt click this shit.

  • You have to return a question with a question. Why cant you eat a whole pizza? Why cant you eat a cake?

  • Why would anyone bother to go anywhere to see this critter?

    Talk about people who don't know what to do with their time!

  • She knows what I'm talking about. She doesn't have the guy factor in her life anymore. They used to stick around her like stink on chit. Now, its just stick on. Too skinny, too cocky, too cokee.

  • She used to be kind of pretty

  • @SupraSovereign Used to be? She's gorgeous. 

  • @velocifero86 get glasses, she's an old bag now and a LOON to boot......

  • @velocifero86

    lol you need a doctor

  • "Why do you fantasize about Janeane Garofolo so often?"

    Because she's delicious! Jesus!

  • @rooleybbq: Well, you must be a man, you commented on her looks, not her content, and furthermore, why are you the final arbiter of humor? I don't see you on SNL or even on youtube. Obviously, there are enough people who DO think she has something going on or she wouldn't have a career.

  • @k8sl Well-said!

  • @k8sl I AM the final arbiter of humor... and she's funny. I have spoken.... ;)  Plus I'd still do the S#$t out of her.

  • First of all, why does a woman comic have to be hot to have a career? It troubles me that men's issues are funny no matter how peripheral, but if a woman's humor isn't within a tight acceptable range, she is dismissed. Janeane Garafolo is brilliant, tough, and funny.

  • @k8sl Obviously women comics don't need to be hot to have a career, since most of them are anything but hot, Garofalo being a perfect example. Hot female comedians are about as rare as hot male comedians. And the issue with her humor is not whether or not it fits into some range you have in mind but rather that she's not funny or insightful, just cynical in a very whiny unfunny way.

    There are many funny female comedians, most of them not very hot. Garofalo is just not one of them.

  • @rooleybbq She used to be cute actually. She's just a little older now. And a lot more jaded.

  • @devourerofbabies

    She's nothing short of a mutant

  • @hockeytruth I think you're a mutant, dude. She's pretty average looking and ordinary. She has no responsibility to be your personal eye candy. Yes, she has some tattoos. I'm pretty sure you have some tattoos too, and an affliction T-shirt, and a cd collection full of Nickelback, and a pick-up truck with a set of prosthetic testicles hanging from the trailer hitch. You don't like her, and I'm sure she wouldn't like you. To each his/her own. Now stop trolling, son.

  • @devourerofbabies

    That pig is lucky she doesn't have a concentration camp tattoo.

    She owes a great debt to this nation and the people that saved her kind in WW2.

    She might not be here today otherwise.

    Yet she spew her vitriol as if someone owes HER something instead, her and all her people are eternally indebted to this nation and in particular the White middle class who won that war on their behalf.

    Unmitigated audacity

    WW2 veterans are probably turning over in their graves.

  • @hockeytruth Wow. I just really don't know what to say to that. Enjoy your next Tea Party rally.

  • @devourerofbabies

    Yep those very definitely are the sons and daughters of the veterans and in some cases the WW2 veterans themselves that saved her kind in Europe.

    And yet this scuzzy whore has the damn nerve to run year greasy fucking trap in this country?

    She should be tied to the whipping post., they weren't able to save themselves, yet she runs her fucking mouth at the people she owes so much to, the same goes for her filthy cohorts in the media.

  • @hockeytruth "Your" people saved "her" people? You're an American. She's an American. Get over it.

    And just where were you during WWII? You saved her people? Was that you who did that? Why do you feel entitled to gratitude from her for something your grand daddy's generation did? Maybe you should shut the fuck up about WWII.  Maybe you haven't done jack shit.

  • @devourerofbabies

    1. You need learn how to read you mongrel

    2. I don't need to forget anything, people like you and her need to learn about the debt they owe

  • @hockeytruth

    1. I'm pretty sure I already know how to read.

    2. Nobody owes you fuck all because YOU haven't done fuck all.

    I'll leave you to fantasizing about how much people owe you for things your grandparents' generation did.

  • @hockeytruth People like you are so pathetic. You haven't accomplished shit in your life, so you have to rant and rave about your country's accomplishments. GET A LIFE.

  • @rooleybbq

    Is that why this audience came to see her, she's supposed to be a comedian?

    I didn't hear any of them laughing.

    I'm laughing at them though, anyone who would waste their money on that mutant is nothing short of a laughingstock

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  • For the life of me I can't understand how this woman has a career. There's nothing funny or insightful about anything she has to say. I keep coming back for more, though, thinking I must be missing something. But no, she's just a terrible excuse for a comedian and an unpleasant person as well. I know that is pretty harsh, but it bothers me when someone's supposed brilliance is repeatedly insisted upon but no evidence of it can be found. What am I missing?

  • @rooleybbq nobody cares what you think. 

  • @rooleybbq

    You're missing absolutely nothing, she is a talentless scuzzy tramp.

    They only go see her to show their support for her corrupt leftist slop.

    You can bet your bottom dollar that everyone in that audience has varying degrees of mental damage.

  • Let's see, what's not to like? She's stupid, deliberately unattractive and not even slightly funny. I think that about covers it.

  • lol shes not even funny at all. Nothing about his is humerous. The only thing humor related it the the slight surprise of hher cussing about a cake. Also notice how she uses humor to excuse bad habbits. Everyone is an alcoholic so its ok! what an idiot fail.

  • @pplus0440

    'Humerus'? Hahah. Very true. Nothing upper arm about this at all.

  • @ciaobellakate lol you are a beast. but it's still not a funny stand up act.

  • @pplus0440

    Yeah, she's not everyone's cup of tea. But humor is subjective. I like her cynical observations.

  • "So Janeane... why did you eat the whole pizza?"

    "Because it's DELICIOUS! JESUS! WHAT THE FUCK! This is not neuroscience!"

    Oh my god. I love her.

  • I would leave a comment spoiling a punchline for someone else, but I'll merely say I love Garafalo.

    Slight criticism; if you labelled the video with her full name - you would (I dare say) get a lot more views. She's got fans in the Millions here..

  • She was always appealing but at times I couldn't help but wonder what her sexual

    preference is, not that it's anyone's business. I would never compare her to Carlin who was more methodical and into language (and a curmudgeon); JG is observational of the human condition.

  • Even When Was a Little Kid Watching Her On SNL I always Thought She Was Very Buetifull And Smart....I really wanted To bang Her Still do

  • it's hard to laugh at this stuff after you see george carlin..

  • @dnzota

    This stuff is actually pretty prescient, it's multi-layered, she's good at satire and has the rare ability to be both funny, and witty. She's highly Politically educated, articulate, passionate about her causes..

    I can say virtually none of this Carlin, he (And many I know agree with this) Just seems lazy and preachy with his bits. I really don't understand why people respect him at all, or other comedians like Louis C.K (Who happens to be my favourite) why is it harder now?

  • @BelfastAtheist first of all: I have to apologise for my bad grammar or weird english expressions, I'm not a daily english speaker. I see that you are a cerebral person and I appreciate that, you're not an youtube head basher. The reason I like carlin above others is because he went from comedy to reality, in my vision. I'm not a standup comedy fan. There are so many situations that carlin spoke of in his shows that I can relate to.

  • @dnzota so you are an idiot? she's not being witty at all.

  • @pplus0440 the loser says what?

  • @BelfastAtheist I drink, I smoke, I'm a college dropout, I built loudspeakers, I do many other stuff and I love it. I really have to bust my ass to make a living from the shit I really really like. I have parents pointing me at other kids (25-30 years old kids) who work at Microsoft Romania, Continental Romania, Siemens Romania or every other shit, having a house, a car or a fucking retard robot kid and a 35 years mortgage or bank loan.

  • @BelfastAtheist I think carlin's shows are more world-wide than garafalo's or anyone else's. I really can't relate to alcohol, pizza and cake jokes. This is too small. And about pollitical and american culture, I can't appreciate them that much because I live in a different part of the world and I don't know much about them. I have a different culture, points of view, etc. But hey, this is turning to a debate and it would take to long to finish.

  • @dnzota

    She's not just talking about pizzas here.. fundamentally, she's talking about the myths surrounding over-eating and the condescending nature towards those who do it. A valid topic and her words on it are prescient, and witty - as well as funny.

    I don't think the topic she was talking about is ''too small'' - but you're right, this is turining in to a debate. We wouldn't want that happening.

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