The Chronicles of Chris-chan: No More Heroes [11/5/09]

[CKO92]

"Run out of good humor"? CWC never had any good humor in the first place.

[Thebestzombi3intown4]

WTF DID I JUST LOOK AT?

[straightMKchamp]

"Horatio, it seems that the last documentation of a 'Clyde Cash' was a picture on Chris-chan's computer. Take a look at this..."

"Hmm. Well it seems that Clyde Cash really was..."

"The fucking man"- YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHH!

Couldn't resist :P

[GreatNegus]

That "shitty" MS paint picture is better than the shit Chris dares to call "original art".

[SOSHaruhi101]

"I have run out of good humor"

We've known that for years Chris...

[nonostaystraight]

I swear I hear him fapping to it and then when he goes UGH he just finished.

[LinkonaTrain]

Despair, the end of the world I hear the autistic start to scream And the virgin man-child prayed death upon the trolls That night Clyde and Vivian troll no more Stress, the end of the dream A shiny marshtomp splashes in a stream And the virgin man-child has a crushed heart level Bob cut that net down forevermore When the internet goes The virgin man-child can't sing any songs Captain's Logs are made no more NOOOOOO MOOOORE IMPOSTOOOR The virgin man-child smiles from CWCville

[celestialsalamander]

the thing is people have real videos of chriss doing even more grose things

[bissonnettekoff]

I wat'd the entire time Chris uploaded these "blackmail" videos.

This final video is no exception.

[kwertallent]

Well since "homo" is the worst possible insult to Chris, of course this bullshit is the perfect blackmail to him. IDK why he thinks the pic is even legit, especially after making an ass out of himself with the secret weapon guido picture.

[TheShizzlest]

No Clyde is raping spidey nooooooooooo.....srsly, he can't be that dense.

[shinobicorg]

OH NO CHRIS HAS WON

[WerewolfOfTheWater]

chris looks at gay porn

[Bl00dyCh33rry]

"I've run out of good humor"

So 9/11 was "good humor" hmmm Chris?

[myez]

I wonder if he still thinks that guido picture is Clyde Cash.

[LulzIshall]

No, he found out that was a fake, I think.

[myez]

He is a unique breed of stupid, the kind that totally rejects any form of learning. I wouldn't put it passed him to still believe it still.

[gorgack2000]

"ergh, disgusting"

The irony is astounding.

[MewLime]

Is that the best Chris could find? Really?

[Nimnoms]

You see, Chris, even if that was Clyde, it wouldn't matter, because non-homophobic people are not afraid of making gay humour.

[JudeccaCocytus]

You are right. Another interesting thing is assuming that really was clyde cash and he was working his way to gay sex instead of just making fun for the camera, he IS NOT A VIRGIN. ClydeCash: >9001 Chris: 0 Sorry CWC, you have lost again.

[DeliciousRon]

Does he actually think that is "Clyde Cash"?

[SatanicCod]

Youtube don't like hot gay sex...

[wonops]

too hawt for youtube

[slitor]

Anybody know where the hell he got that picture in the first place?

Did he just google clyde again or something?

[ScrewAttackEurope]

If you have any NSFW stuff like this, you should upload it to Slutload, they've got a whole archive to Chris's sexual pursuits there anyway!

[ScrewAttackEurope]

But if there's some videos you're worried about putting some videos on the library, why not make another account and call it, the CWCvilleLibraryBackRoom :D

[DeathlyCrunch]

Because if they perma ban one, they axe all your accounts.

[Hadouken471]

oh Larry you horny little blighter

[Navysealcdr]

wait wait...did I miss something? I thought I'd seen everything this piece of shit had. When the hell did he have good humor??

[Infradead]

I really don't think fake spiderman sex violates the youtube terms of service, but ok.

No chance of the original tour of fail being put back up?

[ShinyMarshtomp]

if you click it, it says it was removed by copyright claims by christian weston chandler or something

[Tails9000]

Chris never had any humor.

[TrenzorZ]

Did he just say he ran out of good humor Since when was it there?

[PsychoMokry]

I think he ran out after he learned it's not really funny making fun of 9/11.

[TrenzorZ]

I wonder what made him think making fun of the events in 9/11 would be funny in the first place. That's pretty Low even for some of the other stuff he's done

[nethoras]

what....?

[scttscoodoo]

lmfao

[bikegirl2]

hay why dosent clide show his face...i WONDER why....

[Xetrez]

ian is such a faggot for looking at gay shit like that.

[dykyo]

oh Chris, You fucking moron.

[Garlannd]

Lol the newfags got trolled by chris WIN

[CreepyMcCreep]

Chris cannot troll, he is just being his idiotic self by not realizing this picture has no relevance to Clyde Cash and has been seen before.

[HinataThePup]

Two fags (One with 'clyde's' picture crudely shopped on there lol) one in a spiderman suit.

[Garlannd]

no thats the real picture. Thats just not clyde. Its some guy fucking a dude in a spidey suit.

[HinataThePup]

See: "Clyde's head" crudely shopped on there. Chris has been using the SAME head for EVERY "Blackmail" he has attempted to make.

[GregPollard]

It's not shopped in. It's just most likely not "Clyde Cash" at all.

[HinataThePup]

Chris doesn't know what clyde looks like. He just browses ED and picks a picture,

[JonathanClement140]

Is THAT what we've been waiting for? Fuck, Chris is stupid... -_-

[Garlannd]

You got trolled by chris lol i've known since the spiderman head. I put up a vidya showing the full thing on my account if you wanna see it.

[Caydiem]

Lurk more.

Everyone knew already.

[YTKira]

CHRIS YOU ARE DISAPPOINT!

[JCBaggee]

....that....that's it!? THAT'S WHAT THIS PICTURE HE'S BEEN MAKING US WAIT FOR IS??

You've got to be kidding me.

[CreepyMcCreep]

What's even worse is you could have seen this pic a long time ago by searching Clyde Cash on the CWCki.

[TimeDawg]

Even, even worse, I saw the image before it was on the CWCki. Chris is retarded.

[picarisms]

what leads chris to believe that any pics he gets of anyoen are any of his trolls?

[CthulhuCallsForMe]

Pffft lulz.

[TheCWCvilleLibrary]

also this rendered longer than it should have

oh well

[CreepyMcCreep]

Why do we have to download it? They're decent in the pic.

[TheCWCvilleLibrary]

see annotation

[CreepyMcCreep]

Oh, I see. Wait, why did Tour of Fail 1 go down?

[shellkazuma123]

Lol.

[Douchebaggable]

all I gotta say is "Wat"