Tiger Takes a Dump at the US Open

[eastcoaster54]

Somwere, in Merica, at some concert or golf game or some shanty trucker crossroads... is a man...

One day years from now, long after you have forgotten this particular comment, perhaps you will find yourself. Unknowingly; unsuspectingly, present at one of these venues

Perhaps u-tube user jpiccola is here too!!! with camera phone. Oh what luck

U feel it, a rumble in your left side; that final turn. The house party and beer relax one so.

18hrs later u see online, u r the next "tiger woods". plzsrb

[Corncrops]

He wasn't actually taking a shit, he had hidden a women in there before starting his round.

[BigBux15]

Tigers in the crapper xDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxD

[Thealbatrossking]

i wonder who went in there next to bottle it up

[BlitzinLB27]

I dont know who i hate more.. Tiger, or his mouth breathing fans..

[solocrusher]

@BlitzinLB27 shut the fuck up lard ass!

[BlitzinLB27]

@solocrusher hahahahahaha BLOW ME bitch!!!

[notchjohnson1]

he isnt human, hes half ape and half fish

[cockywatchman1976]

@notchjohnson1 hahaha, brilliant.

[peartfaldo]

I heard these guys ran in there and got it and sold it on Ebay;-) Now retired living happily ever after. Thanks to Tiger!!!!

[PamelaRP]

Made me laugh. Hope there was a spray can in there for the horrible smell if he did crap or fart in there. Thanks for this post.

[MrGeewiz1]

His dump was world class and made it to the tour.

[chilibro]

i bet there was a chick in there

[bobeagle007]

he was masturbating..high sex drive and all that.

[sethy2004]

Im surprised he doesnt shit in a jar and auction it off for charity.

[Twinmadness523]

wow that was a great performance by tiger woods, i guess greatness never takes a break

[kawasheema]

eeeeeeew he hella didn't wash his hands... nasty

[ovelesha]

Rekon he left a floating Mini me!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RnaPolitics]

i love how people thinks its hillarious that he took a dump

[logonster1]

@RnaPolitics lol

[undertakerfan97]

hahahahahahaha

[domrct]

Guaranteed there was a waitress or some other dishrag whore in the toilet blowing him..

[jakecyoung]

Anyone see the hoes walking to the back door of the shitter?

[litlemidget]

I love his voice. "Tiger's in the crapper."

[playdrums]

i would eat tiger's hunk of shit to gain amazing golf powers

[poorpilot00]

i can see why he thinks that he doesn't receive any privacy.

[dingalingbell1]

i would said GET IN HOLE as he came out lol

[FedorLove27]

or maybe he was tagging inside the porto potty...he is black ya know.

[sharkguy95]

QUICK!!! Someone pick up the poop its worth millions!!! xD

[PBfreak808]

somebody should have yelled "gross! he didnt even wash his hands!!!"

[lonstar70]

Maybe he was takin a piss...or spanking off....

[Marulken]

@lonstar70 Or having fun with one of his 200 lovers :P

[teejate]

TIGER'S IN THE CRAPPER.

Classic dude.

And I gotta' tell you. I almost expected people to applaud when he came out.

Yeah man....nothing's sacred.

GREAT clip.

[typowarrior]

jerkin to a text messege

[MajorROOST]

Everybody poops even Tiger! can't wait for him to hit the coarse in the masters

[jpjames1]

No he was jerking off to a text he got

[1veritas4]

He pooped and has sex with women and i don't know him

[Oberwoot]

c'mon, how do you know he wasnt just taking a piss

[lildragster87]

HOLE IN One WINS DIS HOLE 4 DA WIN

[flogcchf]

he probably just had sex with somebody in there, except she went out the back door, lol!

[olechevy]

As cousin Eddie says "SHITTERS FULL"

[bobwhang]

People say Tiger's a jerk, but I would be one as well if I couldn't even crap in peace.

[giantsfan729]

lol!

[shreaderofthegnar]

get out of the hole!!!!

[fosterthree]

"IN THE HOLE!!!"

[dcryan77]

Hole in one?

[Schmidteren]

lol

[kidwhogolfs]

man he cant even crap in piece .... someone took a pic when he came out and lol ''tigers in the crapper''

[CaptainJackRyan]

I would have loved to hear after he came out someone yell, "TIIIIIIIGGGGGEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!­" Everyone starts clapping...lol

[CaptainJackRyan]

LMFAO

[cooker2003]

BAHAHAH the turdburglar

[tombo85w]

this should be a new addition to the everybody poops book. "Dogs poop, cats poop, even tiger woods poops!"

[antibulletdodger101]

HAHA! What a great video!

[perfectionbox]

Some men prefer to take a stroke, others prefer to play the ball from wherever it lies.

[f3nd3rjg528]

he could be peeing you know...I wonder why everyone thinks he's pooping

[InherentlyCorrect]

Dude, I would have ran in there and licked the toilet seat and licked the handle. I would have bagged his poop and froze it. I would lock myself in there and breathed in and out heavily until i passed out. Tiger....I love you.

[bigtorque]

Id run in there , and grab the turd. I wonder how much it would sell for on EBay

[treszephyr]

rly jst let him take a poop in peace

[KGDEMONS09]

Lol he should of walked in and say " hi this is Tiger Woods and he is takin a shit"

[moffettman02]

He probably just killed a small animal and is feasting

[FieldArcher01]

Your comment literally made me laugh out loud for a little bit. Nice.

[BRUCELEEonLSD]

dude ... why?

[8GRUM8]

He must be tryin' to flush Charles Barkleys golf swing down the can!

[rcw0388]

lmao

[xWoradio]

The human side of Tiger Woods...

[MLGCODSTER24]

He isnt human, hes a tiger

[sniygley]

droppin a fatty deuce..lol

[pacman9286]

u have a weird fetish, dude

[robbyx4595]

he wasn't taking a dump. He was adjusting his bionic sensors. Obviously not a human.

[nofightsnecessary]

Haha, the guy talking almost sounded like Kenny Mayne.

[nfcbaseball30]

yea he is.

[calingS]

hahahahahaha

[yankeefan42]

lol this was probably the highlight of this guys year....taking a video of tiger coming out of the shitter

[6Ott7]

I bet there was a line of people to run in after to smell his shit.

[logonster1]

@6Ott7 lmfao i cant stop laughing

[TheCgraham18]

@6Ott7

Whoever you are, that comment just made my day, hilarious man lol

[liaothecow]

tip the outhouse over while he's in it!! that clip would be on jackass. funny vid

[baller12game]

u guys just fucked up y do u even post this vid i mean seriously wat is it a big deal if he goes to the toilet just coz it's a superstar u mybe dont right ?

[BelothOD]

Its always a big deal when tiger does anything, inluding takeinga dump

[Golfanatyc]

man with the money he makes..he could have had a trailer size toilet pick him up

[000266617]

We interupt breaking news about Hurricane Ike to break in with this report about Tiger Woods

[impatientcat]

Nah that's a Nike porta-potty, they'll package it and sell it with the TW logo on it, and call it a protein bar.

[Wallahult]

Hahaha ^^

[floflwaffle]

Cmon man the guy is trying to go to the toilet can't u just chill i mean did u really need to video tape that kinda sad.

[golfbomber]

u never c that side of it on tv lol i wonder if his crap turns to gold like his shots

[FerrarisRock]

If u gotta go you gotta go at least he didn't naturedeuce...wait this video should be called tiger deuce

[NeoArashi]

That's the quote that made me laugh too!

[11KEEKO11]

whats the big deal about taken a poop?

[offspringgta]

i wonder if tiger's shit smells like cookies, and if his farts smell like febreeze.

[NeoArashi]

LOL

[mitch7868]

how would it smell difeerent unless its cookie flavored febreze.. ??? mind boggling

[sborns1]

I want to know if anyone went into the pooper after Tiger came out, and if so, did it it stink?

[footballpads1]

tiger is not human.. its a true mystery what was really going on in that outhouse.. a true mystery

[awrig82]

some of those comments are just plain freaky, u would find it and frame it? Wtf thats seedy

[saltydirect]

well, I guess he is human after all

[baller0718]

theyre jumping on him like dare i say...pooparazi?

[HandsomeJimK]

I heard he craps $5 and $10 dollar bills...I woulda jumped in there, swam around and grabbed me some brown gold... and then sold his shit on Ebay. Do you see how he walked out...he was acting like his shit down stink.

[oandj1234]

WOAH I DIDNT KNOW HE TOOK SHITS!!!!

[howetzerman]

I think this was the time when he got food-poisoning from his wifes cooking

[stackleft]

you guys are so stupid. he was probably taking a leak.

[ALLTHETIME43]

i would find the shit and frame it on my wall!!

[xylitol333]

which us open was this?

[jpiccola]

2007 Oakmont US Open

[roddil777]

Did you see if Rich Lerner and Brian Hewitt went running in for a big sniff after Tiger came out.

[volunteer31]

hahahahahaha yeah i could see david farhety goin in there for a look at the "lie"

[mrGreencakes]

Ha ha I watched right to the end ,im sad but who-ever filmed this????? :)

[volunteer31]

27,000 views of a video of a dude takin a shit....

[zwall7]

hell funny dude people woulkd like to get in there

[stevieray09]

SHIT THAT WOULD BE GREAT!

[wolverinefan24]

oh my god, i cant believe it. he is actually human and he has bodily functions. thats insane

[juicyfruitzy]

A man can't take a crap in peace these days. Shit Stalker!

[Thadoos]

THANKU! u r right. dear evry1: WE ALL CRAP AND PISS! TIGER IS NO DIFFERENT!

[Phatheading]

He probably just throws his accomplishments at his bowls till' they give in, and decide he's too good for sitting. He goes in the bathroom to keep it hidden.

[rkodavey]

I'm surprised no one went in there and grabbed a handful of his shit and went and sold it on eBay.

[juicyfruitzy]

that is the funniest comment I've read on youtube evar! lol.

[golfinPUNK]

i bet it smelt magnificent in there after

[Atomicmicrobe]

excellent bit of hard hitting journalistic reportiing guys! Hopefully you will have more episodes of celebrity crapper to look forward to in the future. :)