Trailer - Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

[Fear1908]

yeah wtf... looks more like a great white in 90% of this movie, and then cgi'd 20 fold in like one scene...

[dysonxp]

What's he scared of about anyway, the shark cant kill you jack

[popcornzoe]

BARROWMAN! *Shakes fist*

[Inzarox221100]

such a copy of jaws when he says "you knew somthing dangerous was out there but you let people swim!"

vote up if you agree

[knate44]

What, no trench coat?

[NecroHunter93]

bull fucking shit

[RenIchimoku]

I kind of want to watch this just because I can see John Barrowman!

[xierotron]

Barrowman!!!

[HanghojLisa]

Looks like your average shark in most scenes and then randomly grows so it can fit a boat in its mouth..? yeah good cinema and editing right there.

[maggielovesdrwho]

why dont they just stay out of the water? problem solved.

[054martinm]

@maggielovesdrwho you think a 60 foot shark running free is not a problem?

[SweetZombiJesus]

@054martinm I think you meant "swimming free".

[fimpong]

what happens in the end?

[sjconker64]

Captain Jack?

[maddyluvsjohnny17]

John looks good in those sunglasses. ^^

[namhero1810]

in 0:38 it's small like a blue shark. but in 1:22 it's bigger than a ship

[mundo1910]

como se lama la cancion

[LeftofWrong]

I have to wonder if Barrowman knew how bad this movie was going to be when he signed up for it. xD

[cHeStEr5434]

Looks very original

[JorgeCosta12345]

So...is this a porno?

[EmmzyLayne01]

Looks more like a Great white to me.

[stslish]

Captain Jack vs Giant Shark!

[mrlegoman171]

song at 0:56

[Bordicci]

1:18 sexy bitch

[somedude84961]

lol, look at the recoil from the gun at 1:20

[caiodbs]

Song name?

[Mr0liveGreen]

but luckily godzilla randomly crosses its path and kills et wit one punch

[kmg4]

The whole 'tourists want to use the beach' thing is directly copied from Jaws. Even if this is a B movie, can't they come up with ANYTHING original?

[williamlaughs]

This is a good trailer. But you know, I'm really wired. Wadaya say we...

[LinkinDuck17]

this was back in 2002 b4 john became big in movies so he just needed the money and now he has got it ... and a man in his life O_o

[huskiesrule66]

It's not so scary. I've seen it. But the sex scene was awesome



[kevincostnermyhero]

@huskiesrule66 Okay, now I'm sold. Time to get my Barrowman on! :D

[kevincostnermyhero]

@kevincostnermyhero Wait...It includes Barrowman, doesn't it? O_O lol

[snacks123]

@huskiesrule66 take you home and eat your pussy. LOL.

[mydogisindouche]

0:56 to 1:33 wat song?

[RenaissanceOtaku]

;;>.> Can't help but see him as Captain Jack...I'm half expecting him to whip out a sonic cannon.

[catcheersalott]

this is a real movie?

[alliekat343]

Oh, Barrowman... One of the worst movie choices you'll ever make... At least it was for the money, aye?

[Maggie028]

Cap'n Jack would totally wrestle with it and possibly flirt with it before sending it back through time.

[thuganomics84]

What the FUCK! Barrowman. Barrowman! The last thing i expected 2 c wen i watchd this trailer was John Barrowman! Guys a lege

[237cupcake]

what year was this filmed in

[MrBaseballking00]

awww great first jaws now this

[daiklaive]

this trailer has all kinds of classic melodrama lines, i was wondering if i'd see someone look into a microscope saying "i've never seen a virus mutate this quickly!" and then another guy kicks down the door screaming "you left me for dead! but i survived!" and then another girl screams "it's your baby!" and then they all run away from an explosion...

[99jacksonian]

Good thing this movie was uncensored

[gvonderau]

0:25 they expect to use the bitches? what kind of movie is this?

[Abadoeba15]

OM NOM NOM

[cheetah2194]

This movie is so terrible that it's amazing. Did not stop laughing throughout the whole thing.

[tupacsomething69]

best movie line ever>>>"how about i eat ur pussy"

[MissTiannaMichelle]

It's huge!!!

[guatemalatino]

so.... is this a porno?

[1rcfanatic17]

ok whats with lion gate what i can remember they did repo the genetic opera and saw

[MJChuckylover88]

i like sharks, just not this hungry cookie

[bububvf]

wats the song in the background at the last?

[222stanny]

So chessey



[C2daORRUPT]

1:15... nothing else to say

[jenniferhilda]

Cant they get a real shark to do us all a favour and eat Barrowman

[Christizm]

@jenniferhilda yep then we wouldnt have to see bad movies lik this

[TheAmazingUploader]

A bad version of JAWS... Almost the same dialogue, the same plot and even the same scenes. This movie really sucks!

[SeeAblePics]

That shark could eat a boat in just 1 bite. So why would he bite that mans ARM off?

[michael2490]

1:16 is that a pump action AK47? cuz i dont think those exist

[XxAndroidII]

They basically just played the whole movie accept that famous line :)

[SeeAblePics]

This is a realy crappy movie.

[THEblackratable]

@SeeAblePics i know right? total shit

[Witecatxm]

the only way this movie could get ANY attention at all was to add a 'sexy' kiss scene

[dratimusprime09]

Worst Movie Ever Made. Really Look At The Shark from Some Scenes It's Not Even Real. So YEAHHHHHH. Not RRRREEEEALLLLLL. Not Kidding.

[VenomFan1989]

@dratimusprime09 Were great white sharks around millions of years ago while the Megalodon was alive ?

[mattaloisio22]

so fake

[ColdSideOfPillow136]

A giant shark. . . how original and creative.

[redcarnotaurus]

@ColdSideOfPillow136 its actually a real shark that lived only 4 million years ago. It could be still alive...

[ColdSideOfPillow136]

@redcarnotaurus I know. . . .What Im saying is, how many giant shark movies have been made?

[redcarnotaurus]

@ColdSideOfPillow136 millions...

[NijiFantage]

@redcarnotaurus I doubt something 4 million years ago could be alive still...o_o

[redcarnotaurus]

@NijiFantage I agree

[EnigmaDrath]

Ditch the chick and stick The Doctor in here and you've got me sold.

[guillenkid]

I dont get it if the shark could eat the boat whole how come whe it bite the guys arm the length was da same size

[captainfoamy]

This is the Citizen Kane of asinine movies.

[Madeweezy]

That movie was a pile of suck. I died laughing my butt off.

[VenomFan1989]

@Madeweezy Do you think that the Megalodon is still alive ?

[lammy94]

@VenomFan1989 NO!!!!

[TwilightPhantomXmcr]

yay! john barrowman <3

[DarkVegetaESF]

Shark:Hmm Nice boat,it tastes like chicken,bring me another one!

LoL

[plasticfelinerodent]

since when has lions gate been the asylum? I thought they made good original movies? oh, and I guess i'll be cliche and say "What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?"

[ChimChimandChimaira]

I only watch this trailer for the cheesy Nu Metal.

[canadianboy111]

John Barrowman is the only good thing about this movie.

[prehistoric28]

Author Steve Alten's Megalodon books are being featured on the new PREHISTORIC CHANNEL for those that don't know. Alten's a best selling author and PREHISTORIC CHANNEL is brand new.

[MrMLee]

SHARKYNAY

[alasdu57]

bonjour je cherche le titre d un film avec un megalodon je ne sais pas si c'est n shrck attack alors je vous demande

il y en a qu cherche du petrole tout au fond de la mer.Il y a une fausse minip et des especes prehistorique sorent du trou.a la fin le megalodon et tué par un micil et coupé en 2

Si quelquin conait le nom du film il peut meu le dire svp?c'est assez importanrt svp

[dartvoider]

the shark is too smal to be a megalodon

[SmokinGun95]

WHAT the FUCK?!?!?!

[GreeneChuck98]

nothing will beat jaws

[yourmylifeXD]

I love old movies, because all the effects pretty much stink, like this one and its just funny too watch. (:

[haoliver1]

i really dont get why its SO bad?

[mizkex]

"Meaner, Bigger" that;s stolen right from the Deep Blue Sea(1999) tagline

[054martinm]

bigger! hungrier!....bigger!

[ironwhoopy]

old movies below 2000 suck sooo much

[MrChaveca]

@ironwhoopy this movie is from 2002

[ironwhoopy]

@MrChaveca dude i knew that its just movies before 2000 suck but the shark looked like it was from 1992

[matthewpeter]

oh john barrowman, why did you do this shight film lol

[715Crosshair]

1:22 Pause it there!

[alyssamae4]

-shakes fist- BARROWMAN!

[SupernaturalLover67]

What's fascinating is that in the clips like at, 0:38, the shark's mouth is rather small compared to the shark' mouth at 1:15

Hmm. Something smells fishy around here...

[ILoveMyMareSunny]

@SupernaturalLover67 because in the movie they say the one at clip 0:38 is a baby megalodon

[SupernaturalLover67]

@ILoveMyMareSunny Oh. I see. my bad.

[ILoveMyMareSunny]

@SupernaturalLover67 its ok lol i was confused when i saw this before the movie but when i watched the movie and they said that i was like ooooh

[SupernaturalLover67]

@ILoveMyMareSunny lol thanks

[darthstew666]

My God, the character development in this movie was astounding! Truly a pinnacle in the arts of filmaking

[pross1986]

this movie is a joke

[SamBracke]

shark is way to big man!!

[AQW1stLordOfChaos]

@SamBracke um dude its a megalodon which can grow up to as big as a cruise ship

[flasha8lebr8r11]

anyone knows the hot blond chicks name at :22 > Hotty big time :D

[aliensharkboy]

LMAO 2nd worst Megalodon movie out of the 5 megalodon movies made. love the trailer. though, I keep losing my copy of this movie, I need it back in my MEG-a collection now!!!

(For those who don't know the 5 meg movies I'm talking about, it's: "Mega shark vs Giant octopus" "Shark attack 3: Megalodon" "Shark Hunter" "Megalodon" and "Hai-Alarm auf Mallorca")

[HiThereImKester]

it's funny how John Barrowman has gone on to be a very succesful actor here in the UK

[hereandthere42]

makes Uwe Boll look like Orson Welles

[Onizuma13]

I've seen JAWS because its the best and I try to watch other shark movies but they usually all fail so fucking bad. Deep blue sea was the only one that didn't really fail. This...this looks so shitty. I don't even know if I want to waste my time on it. shitty effects, shitty acting, and made for syfy usually means a no go.

[SuperCrazyBeast]

this film looks rubbish... but i love john barrowman!! x)

[imsessyful]

SWEET terrible effects but SWEET

[WAAAAZAAAAAAAAA]

thats one shitty movie

[fawful20091]

What happens when sharks attack bad actors? One man and his dog is gonna find out! This is Shark Attack 4!!! Return of the Bad Actors!! and pate the magic dog :D

[Eatdearplease444]

here the flaw #1 a shark of that size would never be able to swim to the any where near to the shore so that the flaw to the whole beach scene

[keiryuujin]

@Eatdearplease444

Other than even the trailer has a massive size shift of the shark throughout. Either it's the size of Bruce (from Jaws at 27 feet) or it's sixty and swallowing life-rafts whole.

[AngelofAnguish]

After watching Jaws (my FAVORITE film of ALL TIME and, in my opinion, THEE GREATEST film of ALL TIME!), which, fortunately, triggered my interest in shark movies, I found Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (very) entertaining.

[fitblokesrule]

@AngelofAnguish totally agree

[VegeataShishun]

They got there facts wrong living in the darkness for 60 million years, the Megeladon only lived 25 to 1.5 million years ago.

[Bordicci]

the only good thing is that john barrowman is in it, he's awesome! the movie ... yeah right ha ha

[brandonman94]

Lol, this movie sucks so much that I *had* to watch the whole thing. Funniest thing I've watched in a while. It's a must-see for the laughs at the CGI alone xD

[boboDaKilla]

this movie made me ate alot of pussy

[Kapilathebiller]

Isnt this what they call a LOW LOW BUDGET MOVIE...I wonder how much they paid John Barrowman to act in this...

[KarlaQat]

OMG, it's Captain Jack Harkness. <3

[omgawdsrainbowkitty]

Hey, its better than Ring of Darkness.

[hereandthere42]

could this be the WORST film ever?

[paulisftw]

@hereandthere42 i fucking love you orh ffffffff

[Jacktherippingomegap]

Captain Jack, why don't you just go beat the shark up? Seriously!

MOVIE MAKES NO SENSE (FOR THIS REASON AND THIS REASON ALONE).

[msburns0504]

oh god i can never watch this again

[Icardi07]

sad thing is i watched this whole movie on scifi

[vixerella182]

what the heeeeeellll was that?????

[assassin1218]

that is so fake!!!

[Wardog261291]

john barrowman?

[jphillips353]

Omg this is gonna be awful!!.......It's got John Barrowman in it D:... Oh the horror!

[Smellychicken]

i can't belive john barrowman lowered himself to act in this lol

[JIM9455]

Pause at 1:16 the shark is SO fake LOL

[jenoofer]

That is fifty different kinds of awesome!

[ellieheartsutubeland]

worst effects. IVE EVER SEEN.

[ImEuanAndIGotsSkeelz]

my god he ate the boat

[ThePandaDiscoParty]

''I LIKE TO DO THE PELVIC THRUST WHEN FIRING MY GUN!!!''

lol @ 1:21

[adfro7]

shark eating the speedboat was pretty cool actually.

[nintendor81]

Hey this isn't so bad.

Some people would pay good money to watch John Barrowman get eaten by a shark.

[Leeko23Arsenal]

The scariest thing about this is they made the first film, and somehow thought it would be appropriate to make two more!

[kirkkitsch]

I heard it was based on a true story. I'm serious!

[rloft123]

cpt jack harkness can take care of this

[ErrrrrrRia]

LMFAO at the end, LMAO.

And why is John acting in it? I say acting...

[TIMMJURAVLE]

This movie is good, but the effects are a little cheap.

[UberNoob5130]

Giand sharks? I Lol,D

[KingThunder712]

Sux 4 the guy at 1:15 lol

[UniversityGame]

why the fk wont they just shoot it in the face with a shotgun when they see it >.>

[Hootshot112]

"What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?"

[ascrazyasanyone]

@Hootshot112 That line should have been in the trailer

[PlutoMute]

I was just staring until the end when they were swinging over the shark I couldnt stop laughing

[tinaUNDAcova]

Captain Jack can officially hang his head in shame of this movie.

[rammetal7]

"and this time...Its Prehistoric!"

EPIC,just,EPIC!

[superlegos123]

ive seen it

[narutocat100]

you are so much right! i want to see it

[zammmerjammer]

Bad acting. Crappy effects. Awkward sex scenes. Sharks eating a boat. Terrible nu-metal soundtrack. Man! This movie has it all!

[ImeldaDavies]

@zammmerjammer

lol and check out her bad collgen injection

[NemmyMD]

@zammmerjammer ^^ The akward sex scene might arise from the fact that John Barrowman (lead male) is gay.

=B

[zammmerjammer]

...or that he's just a shitty actor. Rock Hudson was gay but he and Doris Day sparkled onscreen. Though, to be fair, I don't remember him being in a movie this crappy...

[NemmyMD]

In my opinion of Barrowman's performances on stage, Dr. Who and Torchwood, he's never been a terrible actor.

Rock Hudson and Doris Day never had to perform on-screen sex.

There's a difference in how chemistry can work from attraction, to-well-romping.

[zammmerjammer]

How fun would a Rock Hudson-Doris Day shark attack horror-comedy be...? AMIRITE?!?

[whaleOFaPERSON]

@zammmerjammer it's better than the silver chair. that movie was awful.

[107364e9]

The megladon weighs 20 tones its 800meters long and mouth is as big as 4 trucks. 4 massive big trucks!. teeth are the size of a computer screen.

[earthencarnait]

i hope that is a joke cause your figures are way off. its more like 40 to 60 feet and a bite as big as 4 humans with teeth the size of your hand

[Horimaru96]

discusting how dare they to make a terrible movie like this?

[makihabba]

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[RazrHack]

"go tell your story, who would believe you?"

Sounds like one of those "CALL NOW AND PURCHASE!" commercial voices.

I'm sorry, SA3, but you just died from that fail. It's really funny how, up to that point, the trailer is actually good, but the movie itself was complete shit.

[Taruball]

wtf is this lol, srsly

[pajamaparty01]

John Barrowman wins my heart!

I love how awful this movie is!

[llothar68]

@pajamaparty01: Can he come your home and eat your pussy too? Love this line even it never worked for me.

[kyleclev1]

megladon is 300 times as big as that shark

[comedykingjacko96]

why is it that in one scene it can just about fit a person in it's mouth then the next it eats a whole boat??

[EillacProductions]

Because it's a campy B rated shark movie.