High School girls and Back rubs.

[amber142434]

Any Hwhozys

[BrainFREEZEx21]

How'd you make this ITS SO COOL!!!

[Boy55Bad]

Dayum xD HOLA HOLA HOLA HOLA HOLA HOLA .. HOLA lol loved tht and the Bed thingy was kool xD lol keep up the good work

[RoofusKit]

You really should have lost that V card that night

[jacksparowv]

You are very funny lol (:

but that was fucking gay man wtf xd

[yourxinnerxchild]

thank you for the song!!!

[jusrertiner]

I love your ass no homophobic

[p0kediamond]

You are perfect :)

[green13kiki]

WHY DOES HIS GHETTO CHARACTER LOOK LIKE MILES JAI?? LOL

[ms2obsessed]

And I was like.....

[456whateva]

He should've listened to the person on the left shoulder.

[sonixnight3500]

man, i'm so happy my friend told me about your videos, ur hilarious!!!!

[spiazo]

Thanx for having my back Swoozy cause my girl loveeeeeess you!! nearly as much as those bieber fever girls!!!, when ever we have a fight she's always like.. "Swoozy wouldn't say that" and i'm like...., "HOLAHOLAHOLAHOLA. girl, Swoozy has my back. so shush!!!!!"

[SirJesusFreak]

@spiazo HOLAHOLAHOLAHOLAHOLAHOLA, man, how come you get swoozie to bak you up, man? that ain't air! SWOOZIE!!! BACK ME UP!!!

[MissBaddasss]

I LOVE YOU (NOT IN THAT WAY THO) YOU VIDEOS ARE AMAZING

[ReloadedWeapon]

So u gay?

[SPlLLlNG]

"So I take off my shirt...Whoosh Im already Oiled up" hahahahah

[Namron2003]

HOLAHOLAHOLAHOLAHOLAHOLAHOLAHO­LAHOLA HO LA

[SteamPunkSpider]

I was starting to think I was the only one that was saving himself for marriage. It's good to know that I'm not the only one.

[SirJesusFreak]

@SteamPunkSpider same here, are you a virgin from birth or a born again virgin? becuz i'm a born again virgin

[xsoheartlessx]

:O rotfl lmao go girl

[vangkevinvang]

BEAST

[MadMapleMatt]

HEY IS THAT DESIREE?!?!?!?!?!

[TheGreatAlmasi]

when are you going to tell us the first best massage in your life

[shaedde]

pokeball?!

[Aunpaidintern]

53 people didn't get a masage.

[jeannycao]

Omg this video made my day!! !!!!

[prodzgurl96]

Lmfffaaaaoo

[demon5491]

how do i make these cause they are sick.

[FarhanNajmi02]

1:57 INSECURITY WAS A TURN OFF!

[JIYkp]

5) Have guys got 'ROMANTICAL' yet?

LOL

[gwenjmusicpro]

OMG UR AWESOME LOL.

[chefmissy15]

In every friend group there NEEDS to be a swoozie.......wish i had a swoozie in my friend group. i need someone to say hola hola hola hola hola hold up every once and awhile... :P

[TheJCKING09]

haha my ass u fucked her for sure

[triz10christmastreez]

i love your black barber "holaholaholaholaholaholahold up" face it makes my life

[itamimomo]

LMFAO. ohhh i love this

[SwAgMoNsTeRkeys]

hey swoozie i watched the sims video and i just noticed im real good at getting girls to like me and i bet u i can get a girl to like me in world of warcraft and i dont mean ugly i mean a blood elf HOT

[KickasssKaylaaa]

I just found your videos and I have to say- I love you! But more of like in a friend way! Your stories are so entertaining!

[DexterISweird]

I have watched this video like 20 times through just for the "HOLAHOLAHOLAHOLAHOLAHOLAA!"

XD

[bigboybain]

Thumbs up if you paused at 2:40

[pocco13]

Poke'ball to the face LIKE A BOSS!

[PookieBearxD]

AHAHAHAHAH HELLA EXPERIENCED THIS BEFORE...GIRLS IN HS + MASSAGES = SMH dilemmas xD

[ADour1996]

If you could all this in that class... in my high school is French or Music... and sometimes Civic

[greyspot00]

3:18

Totally lost it :D

[sweetzybabe]

u did the right thing boy.

[TheDevilbuster]

The first time I brought a girl over, we played videogames.

The first time I had another girl over, I sucked her nipples. True story.

Granted, we've been fooling around online for a while now, so it's not as odd as you might think.

[Gaaraloverr1]

"Anywhozies!"

[411sillygirl]

@Gaaraloverr1 cute

[Nevek824]

i LOVE your animation videos (this type of animation the other one was creepy) you should make them more often!

[gamergurl840]

hol hol hol hol hol hold up gurl

[sahmlockhart]

lol fifth element

[0ctopusComp1etely]

*Brofist*

[4thDan]

Love the storytelling aspect! The switching characters for the "Hola, hola, hola, hola" bit is funny and not overused. Great job!

[913lalilulelo]

story of my life lol

[MsEMAJOR]

You're like the sweetest guy pie ever!!!

[original123gurl]

hahaha damm" hola hola hola hola hola hola HOLUP... etc" lmao... Dam and u are an amazing story teller...

[5900Camila]

Keep doing these type of videos! I love them!!!

[Michellelikesham]

what does this have to do with sophiegtv

[HotPotatto]

I waiting till marriage too!. Nice to know some people still think like this(:

[babyyouonfire]

your so funny

[crazynath7]

this is AWESOME!!

[zendaya1230]

hola hola hola hola hola the stink eye!!!

[CeceandRockyAddicts]

ok this guy i swear is the best. the BEST.

[Pheonix92Aries]

HOLA HOLA HOLA HOLA HOLA HOLDUP lol i say dis all the time now : D

[meandmari5212]

HOLA HOLA HOLA HOLA xD

[itaku]

I couldn't do it, my room is the lion's den, I was definitely hitin' it.

[BarclayAvenue]

Okay, let me break this down for you. She wanted you to show her some lovin', she hoped you would find her irresistible, like 'have to' touch...starting to sweat now...caresses...deep breathing.,..lips.. Er, uh, where was I? I mean, she was the one who started the whole massage thing...are you *deft* ? If your mind really was going everywhere like you said, moving a little closer, gazing into hereyes,approach the xyz.

& don't pretend it was respect for her when you admit it was ur man-code.

[naneetwo]

LOL. the drawing is CUTEE~

[dedan2]

i had to pause to see the notes he wrote.

[Xxphantomlord706xX]

show dat girl wat time it iiiyyaaaaauu!

[1miarox]

hahaha luv ur videos especially the animated ones heheeheheh sound effects evil laugh lol

[wademoriah]

hol up hol up hol up holddd upppp. I'm a top comment! woooo.

[MultiMrCookieMonster]

pause at 0:44 with pokeballs!

[SlubaProductions]

Ha, I love the mom part, it's so true that the last question is always "are you sure you're not dating?"

[TheSoNation]

LLOL

[darkomataliv]

"Okay your turn, take off your shirt" *WOOSH*

[Deszix3]

Lmfao my name is Desiree D:

[mateaXbearXbaltic]

LMFAO

[Micahmalik9]

Hey

[o0OCTO0o]

daaaaamn adande ma meeeeen why didnt u tear that ass up meeen :( noooooooooo

[HIshadow12]

XD I LUV U SOO MUCH!! UR SOOO FUNNY! XD XD LMAO!!

[TheFutureComingSoon]

I guess i have 2 bad boys on my shoulders coz i would ov slamed her in a heart beat

[4Brownie4]

Damn thats some inner strenght right there.

[ivlogpuppeh]

wat time ideeeoo

[DanielMcAulay]

This guy is hilarious!!!

[wcaprar89]

I love that evil laugh you do and the animation associated with it, genius!

[coupleguyswithtime]

i LOVE your animated episodes much better than any other especially "revenge of the disney employee" that one is my favorite

[WaffleCakeSyrup]

lol masusing should be a word

[TheTakMay]

hola hola hola hola hola hola hola!!! :P

[theitaliancutie2000]

HOLAHOLAHOLAHOLAHOLAHOLAHOLAHO­LAHOLAHOLD UP GIRL!!! Lol

[Karo2theG]

I would want to be the respectful guy, but the temptation is a little too powerful ;)

[Rafikaas]

Can somebody explain tha 'Bruce Willis - thing' to me PLZ coz i've seen in everywhere !

[TacoB3llRapist]

@Rafikaas It's from the movie The Fifth Element. c: Love that movie! 

[Unacreativa]

Jajajaja likeeeee it!

[thatloudasianguy]

hol up hol up hol up hol up, where are the other 11 questions

[MsJimenez94]

hehehe. holda holda holda holda.

[bertsmash225]

i paused the video to read the questions

[JamesCadeyrn]

HAHA 4:30 both the inner bad boy and my goody two shoes boy would have been like: REBOUND SEX WWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[jasonstheory]

This is fucking great!

[Energizedv2]

4:15 BEST PART EVAR

[Syko3000]

lmao!!!

[TheLittleFordee]

That song is from Nalts's videos

[zyclonex2]

after watching a couple of your vids, man I'm impressed you have earn 1 new sub :)

[xshufflex1]

there's this girl i like and i kinda messed up our friendship. i don't know how to apologise to people, i'm too self consious. HELP ME!

[tonyryuz]

lol broke up - then BAM to massaging LOL

[jasondrepin]

This made me subscribe

[ToontownTips4You]

1:42

-all the girls reactions when he says HOWLON HOWLON HOWLOOON.-

[iChxai]

howlon howlon howlon howlon howlon howlon howlon howlon howlon howlon howlon howlon howlon howlon howlon howlon howlon howlon howlon howlon howlon howlon howlon howlon howlon howlon howlon howlon howlon howlon howlon howlon howlon howlon howlon :)))))))))))))))))))))))))

[WhatEver3601]

@iChxai those were mah fav parts ^v^

[MrFruitbasket21]

we crush em!!!

[chemistryizcool]

Lolol, hola hola hola hola hola hola hold up!!!! Lol!!!!

[MegaMarioChick]

Holda, Holda Holda Holda Holda! Lol! And

[TheVanillaCows]

SUBSCIBE XD

[poisonmist13]

Man these drawings are adorable~♥

[wademoriah]

hol up hol up hol up hold up

[truemindlessbelieber]

@wademoriah lol thats my favorite part

[shugocharamikisu1]

ohohoh hold up hold up holup

[mranimegirl1]

hi Swoozie l am thinking a bit early what name should l call my baby if l have one please pick out a name. nana,hanyuu furude,Konata,kagami,tsukasa,m­iyuki,Yutaka ,kitana,Ritsu,Yui,rena shion,mion,aya

and yes some are form animes and game

[dragondashwizard]

bohohohoh hold up girl XD

[1l0veubAbe]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! MY NAMES CASSIE!  <3 ;D

[ObliviousBurrito]

Marriage is slavery, to each his own though.

[PrincesStackTheDough]

Well obviously there is a God if there is an amazing Swoozie

[ABUIK]

HOW DOES HE DO THOSE CARTOON THINGS? CAN ANYONE TELL ME.. WOULD LIKE TO START SOMETHING

[XMSpaintX]

@ABUIK You mean draw the stick figures or set up the video? Because you can draw any of that using GIMP, a freeware graphics editor. For video editing you could use anything from Windows Movie Maker to Sony Vegas. It isn't like he did any complex animation or anything.

[Meirgsz]

Haa I showed you to my girl... and we watch you togethor bro. 'Cause I don't give a Fuuuuuire

[Meirgsz]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA im kidding.

[lorenamonster]

That hola girl makes me crack up everytime! XD

[NyanDeerXD]

aww! so sweet your saving yourself =P

[tidenttony]

Dudde you r so dope

[Maxaker67]

Are you really saving yourself for marriage?

[Pikapumpkin]

HOLA HOLA HOLA HOLA HOLA GURL!

Favorite part..

[LuvLikeADrug]

Pokeball ftw

[eGnasty]

Leeloo Dallas, muti-pass!

[Helpinghand97]

ede sent me you are awesome

[Dynafols]

Hey Swoozie, do you have a High School Survival guide?

[23DoUntoOthers]

You're soooo funnnyyyy :'D

[kristiannelikes]

Saving himself til marriage?! UGH IS IT ME OR IS THIS GUY ADORABLE?!

[kimiko5996]

@kristiannelikes It's so not you, I can't believe how amazing this guy is, he's like the perfect guy!!!

[oldppls]

lmao her hair fell off when the puppy jumped on her

[CurryBoy44]

u just sat there with that girl?

[XxGinoDxX]

lol i like that hola girl

[DERPHERPHERPHURR]

You are a fucking idiot

[powerjazzatitain]

Hola hola hola hola hola hola HOE-LA HOE-LA!

[mw2addictish]

4:10

damnit, thats happend to me twice

[manlancer24]

Dont act like im not 30 deep up in this peice, sucurity one up and we crush yall!!!!

[fulbrthemag]

swoozie you are totally in my top 3 youtubers with smosh and onision . right now you on top ! to the fact that i want your auto graph!!!

[LexiAngelHeart]

howla! howla! howla! howla! howla! howla! howla howla! HOWLA!!!! Jah kno these parts were funny!!!!!

[jjintoxication]

lmfaooo! hola your way to where I live :)!

[DezzeShattered]

duuuuuuuuuuuuuude I've only watched three of your videos

but you know some loose girls

if you weren't saving yourself until marriage I don't think you urologist would be all that happy to meet with you every month

lol

[AGamersGoodLife]

Ma-Swoo-Zieng that kan be a word!?

[random3nonsense]

Man, u gotz mah respect. R.E.S.P.E.C.T :) nice move there. Waiting till marriage? Love you!

[KalEl600rr]

Big mistake, the piece you pass up is the peice you dont get. Fuck first, think later, thats my MO.

When In high school I got in trouble for having a girl +4 years to me stripping in front of me, music didnt let us hear when my mom just barged into the room.

That was a fun convo :)

[SuperWing0]

HOLA HOLA HOLA HOLA HOLA HOLA what kind of dog was dat puppy

[TrueJustice13]

your stories make my life seem really dull and boring

[electrababe2]

Omg! he's saving himself till marriage?!? This guy is my soul mate!!!

[RenzGonzaga33]

so sick of girlslike that. fucking whores. swoozie, u have super high morals. much respect

[joshualinkfan100]

I like the parts when he says "Hola hola hola Hola HOLA" XD

[TheHarleyquinn007]

@joshualinkfan100

That's my favorite part too!

[AshleyS1100]

lmao i love the evil voice i keep replying it its just to funny. and i love the hola hola hola hola thing ahaha your a pretty funny person

[XxlittlemisslexieXx]

Love this ( stupid smart phone. )

[XxlittlemisslexieXx]

3this

[sugarfreak123]

thumbs up if u go around just randomly saying HOLA HOLA HOLA HOLAA just for the fun of it :D

[TheGreyMushu]

the whole time I'm watching this, all I hear is "Plants vs. Zombies"

[WLAIP]

.......AWKARD desiree is my name O.o

[thebeccaroo97]

This is honestly my all time favourite video. I've watched this video legitimately 16 times !

Love you, Adandeeee <3

[C4rrotProductions]

don;t act like im not 30 deep up in this piece

[sTikTHATinUrJuiCeB0X]

lmao he throws a pokeball at him xD

[TheycallmeBing]

Lol. "Multi-Pass" on the TV.