Blink-182 - The Blowjob Song Lyrics

[soccerlover13413]

ITS FROM YOUR MOM. JESUS CHRIST GET IT RIGHT.

[CyanoticFuture]

This songs full of intellectual teasings and has meaning deeper then the mightiest of oceans.Oh if only one could decipher its complex lyrical landscape and unravel its true meaning for all the world to beheld in the utmost of awe.

[bubbagumper6]

Video lyrics are completely wrong....

[coyballs2]

the twelve that disliked this have never goten blow jobs

[KimboSlice6991]

I think this should have been my ex's theme song he was always asking for a blowjob lmfao!

[TaylorRocksOutLoud]

why the FUCK is justin beiber in the description?

[kbzero5]

what a lyrics video FAIL

[thephysicwerewolf]

I wonder how much money I would make if I could create a machine that simulates the feeling of a blowjob. I'm sure it would be a lot.

[TaylorRocksOutLoud]

@thephysicwerewolf its called a fleshlight. look it up

[thephysicwerewolf]

@TaylorRocksOutLoud Sure, but does it move? is it warm? Is it wet?

[BluntAsher]

the beginning is the same exact thing as all the small things



[DarkAngel5533]

This has got to be the biggest fail ever xD not only did he fuck up on "It would be nice" he also fucked up and said "to have a blowjob from your mouth" like wtf? They so obviously said mom xD

[emericanmade]

It WOULD be nice, not it WILL be nice... How could you fuck up the simplest song they've ever written?

[ShadowShocker99]

CONDOMS!!!!!!!

[Gibson6894]

You can buy a Blow Job on iTunes!!

[kansas791]

and its your mom not your mouth



[marijuana1791]

SUCK IT BITCH!!

8================D O:

[sagethepro1]

why dont they have these songs on the albums lolz

[ambrosia290]

it WOULD be nice not it WILL be nice dipfuck.

[Greenday1980s]

it would be nice to have a blowjob from your mommmm XD

[thejoj96]

This reminds of that South Park episode where they parodied Broadway musicals.

[10awesomeposome]

catchyy[:

[Paintingwithprose]

it would** be nice

[sexyman1024]

i'm gonna play this for my girlfriend for our one month aniversary

[TheShadowmin0]

great song. took me like almost an hour to memorize all the lyrics though...

[mikedirnt19]

@TheShadowmin0 LOL ikr?!

[a11starnut]

yeah bro. not from your mouth. from your mom. you butchered this song's lyrics.. and they're not that hard. hahaha. but good song overall

[TheDarkMaster876]

ha u put mouth great video though i luv this song

[EmeraldUnity]

*stewie griffen* bonner? whats a bonner? lol (if you dont kno the episode dont comment)

[bigbird908]

i love how they harmonize at they end :D

[TWSS696]

those are some hard lyrics

[CautionKid03]

hahahahaaha XD

[saturnrings123]

hahahahahahahahaha from your mom. 

[MRdontneednousername]

you seriously screwed up the lyrics to the easiest song in the history of mankind? really? I understand you fixed it but c'mon?

[deathinitsarms13]

the name of the song would be blew job.. =]

[LoU762]

from your mom ??

[amTHEmonster]

It would be nice to have a blow job(:

[choochoobe]

@emokitty492 I feel sorry for any previous bf's you had...

[mcrforeverxoeyepatch]

I remember when they played this!!my dad was like O_O oooook....

[TiestoTranceFan]

that would be nice

[kancherito33]

Whatever, they're kinda gay

[FlamingIceRockergirl]

@kancherito33 look at the first related video...no fucking duh

[kancherito33]

@FlamingIceRockergirl I have seen that one before, asshole...

[kim1223wyman]

Its it would be nice not it will

[TheZenNinja]

I always have trouble remembering the words to this song. ; )

[Wink180Poop]

its mom not mouth lmao

[imjesus020]

best song ever!

[sikerafoda]

poetry

[badbakerboy]

how could you even mistake mom for mouth?

[XmorgyX98]

@dole271 im pretty sure @emokitty492 knows what a blowjob is...

[poochylumez123]

U got the lyrics wrong..

[wweking1234567]

FIRST OFF IT DOESNT SAY MOUTH IT SAYS MOM

[ThePurpleSheep]

easiest lyrics ever and you can't even write them correctly.

[jamie4242]

@ThePurpleSheep lmfao so beyond true

[TheEpicFailMan]

This means my mom's a whore :(

[narlabit13]

eww wdh

[allylovesskittles]

He says "from your mom"

Not from "your mouth"

[alexamerling20]

classic blink XD

[XxXStreetXCornersXxX]

I like how ppl are asking what a bj is because we all know their like 10 :P

[SINERsaint01]

whats a blow job?! lmaoo!!!

[narlabit13]

@SINERsaint01 2 suck a persons dick or penis

[STUPIDAZN27]

dumb shit. he's saying "it would be nice" not "will be"

[STUPIDAZN27]

@dole271 Maybe you should clean your ears. Don't get all pissy cuz you can't listen.

[TheAnomies]

@STUPIDAZN27 FUCK YOU!

[Mod3rnReFleX]

@STUPIDAZN27 and from your mom not mouth

[dole271]

Remember To Have The Annotations ON!!!!!!!!!!

[finalhourr]

@dole271 remember to learn english

[Sonicchannel100]

xD LOL 1 person never got a BJ

[MrCrazzymix]

yes it would be nice to have a blow job

[gerry25gdl97]

god the lyrics are so diifficult to learn

[buters5]

this is not the live song the best blowjob song is the live song bastard

[Bowin99]

i wish i had a blowjob :(

[Eminem4liife]

i wuz singin this all day in skool today, evryone gave me weird loox lmfaooo

[LCknosJB21]

It would be nice...

[londo564]

romantic

[rasengan792]

this song is so catchy

[emokitty492]

whats a blowjob?

[dole271]

@emokitty492

To Suck Dick

[Rodney041327]

@dole271 i think he was just trying to be funny lol

[nateDawg12346]

@dole271 whats a dick?

[looktheregoesbondage]

@nateDawg12346 a dick is you ;D

jk

[volcom8208]

@dole271 whats a dick?

[corriemitchell]

@emokitty492 cthu

[DvN182]

@emokitty492 :D

[8gerrard8]

@emokitty492 I can tell you what it is, come over at mine and you can practice.

[JeffroTheMan1]

@emokitty492 slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp *cough* *cough* *catch breath* slurp slurp slurp, rinse and repeat until an ectoplasm explosion

[chrismoneyish]

@emokitty492 wow really ur that stupid we all know ur a virgin u pussy

[DarkAngel5533]

@emokitty492  U really didn't kno wat a blowjob was?

[rbneville]

@emokitty492 If your a cute girl come to my house. Ill teach you XD

[videogamezrock10]

@emokitty492 oh my god ...

[DoctorSuperAwesome]

Lol that's so funny

[MarkusY2J]

1st view!:) love this song, lol