Shit Silicon Valley Says

[antmayfield]

This doesn't make sense to youtube, but oh well it's hilarious

[mrstaylautner27]

I like it, but I live in silicon valley an have never heard any of this except the tumblr and iPhone Charger thing

[TheRomanceGuru]

lmfao, really good on accuracy

[PKMousie]

Spot on!

[erix0699]

Everything is excellent! Smalltalk hype, pretty woman and nice apartment. Funny, really.

[UncleDLand]

Why does this vid have more dislikes than likes?!? F tha haters...

[rosettalee27]

I honestly don't get this... But oh well. I'm just some random girl from Kansas. We're pretty much always behind on tech, fashion, everything.

[immortaltq]

@rosettalee27 lol random

[hellsattik]

THIS! IS! GENIUS!

[Bowhayz]

My dad went to Stanford and went to SV a lot and he said this is exactly how they talk.

[deadohiosky77]

Seriously I want your apartment so bad

[xXDeathByCandyXx]

I don't get all the dislikes, it's not that bad, it's true most people from here talk like this.

[sshayxoxo]

lol the reason why so many people dislike and say it isnt funny is because they dont get what shes talking about. js :P

[jtl8787]

you really look like Maria Sharapova haha

[seojuhwan]

I. LOVE. YOUR. SPEAKERS.

[johnny24357]

Please don't comment on this video if you don't live near or in silicon valley. This video only makes sense to us people in silicon valley

[theMuffinMan9999]

Very accurate...but not to youtube

[stanstan009]

"this app is so elegant" yep!

[garyemiller]

I have seen Helvetica, but I don't have a foursquare venue for my apartment.

[Hardst3p]

Haha...I've said a few of things, especially..."I miss seasons"......now is it me, or does it seem that Kate is about to laugh on almost all of these scenes....but I'm sure it's hard not to crack up when saying this stuff. :)

[slicydicer]

fuck the dislikes this is amazing

[hrdlxs]

Yup what up with the dislikes, guess not many know about the cali bay.

[mehulkar]

why are there so many dislikes on this?!

[Michaellefkowitz0]

I don't get the dislikes. This stuff is true

[Michaellefkowitz0]

Lol at " he dropped out of middle school to start his own company

[Bikonito]

GeoCities?

[gizmosachin]

Apparently 2419 people have never visited Silicon Valley.

[NiffStudios]

Why dislikes?

[flengord]

@NiffStudios yeah, the dislikes are a little lame. Make more!

[jamalmusic]

I love the monotone voice

[msherwood111111]

I have such an amazing team.

[iyadTV]

You have to be from silicon valley to understand this vid

[karliiiie]

Haha this was really funny! Favorited!

[MissMerida]

this is like any city outside of california

[ShiteOnTheInternet]

Damn, sounds like a lot of shit said there.. shame I can't add to it

[BlueTravesty]

2,395 people were disappointed that there is no pandora for cats.

[bluewhale18]

sorry about the australian Open final

[shortrandomusername]

LOL, if you do any work in the valley, that's so true!!

[edimarian1]

Nice apartment:)

[MsMaryDrake]

house is cool

[MiniMakeupArtist14]

its like a different language

[googgrils]

pretty funny.

[a2zenjoy]

is she sell her house :) what is awesome most in this video girl , House or Cam result. SHIT waste my 1:45 + 00:25 mints. by the way who is Silicon?

[MMAmachinhead92]

@Stefanobro30 You deserve to be kicked from ever using a computer.......ever. The Silicon Valley is the southern portion of the Bay Area: which happens to be the epicenter of most if not ALL of computer technology. That's where Apple, HP, Google, Amazon, Yahoo, Ebay and many other indistries. YOu should be ashamed for not knowing!!!

[Fellowes1985]

She belongs on a episode of Portlandia! Yo for-real she needs to be on that show and Desperate House Wivies right before the kill off Vanessa Williams she should say something dumb laugh a little bit then walk out.

[databaseexpert]

I needed this information. Cute girl too. Thumbs up.

[drshriv]

2325 have never been to the bay area....

[SPONGEBOOBIII]

I don't get it...

[hungmg]

It's like pandora for cats :-)

[brindabellaoffroad]

great acting

[jletsgetreal]

I love Silicon Valley!!!

[joezjoezjoez1]

mmmmmmmmm

[LightWeightMe]

55% disliked this because they're silicon valleys

[crudbudrules]

I liked it!

[ChisamixChan]

This app is so elegant! I think that was my favorite part. xD

[theK9freak]

This so much like my city...haha! :D

[Farrington79]

Dude you have mybook?

[Kazzoh21]

Jesus what camera did you guys use for this?? Quality is friggin amazing! :O

[BassCausality]

@Kazzoh21 Judging by the look of the codec, they probably used a Canon DSLR with some kind of fast prime lens. H.264 ftw.

[BubbaIsBeast88]

From silicon valley and my dad works on all of those chips and stuff and he always says those kind of things. So true

[daisyamber123]

You have a nice house.....lol

[tomm1827]

My cat Big Shit Vishes, would really enjoy the Pandora for cats.

[Stefanobro30]

Wtf is silicon valley?

[bluecrush68]

OMG! Beautiful house......

[BRIMMSTONE]

From NYC. Still pretty funny.

[rkblogs]

Like the whole chain from path :)

[hbulldog22]

i like it

[rquader]

This is all very true!

[celinedlcruz]

LOVE LOVE the HOUSE! 

[itsbonertme666]

The people that disliked this video have never been in the silicon valley. (where I live) and dont get half the shit. Hahahahah. I live 5 minutes from apple yahoo and google. Lol

[zooMZooMlikeATyphOOn]

dislikers dont know what silicon valley is

[samwell981]

Im from there

[mikeygomez11]

Its a cats pandora...

[oliviaavilladotcom]

Definitely for Bay Area peeps! LOL

[akumu9x9]

Cause. It's. All. True!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[warhawk600]

This is what modern humans say.

[MrSasan345]

good video, only those living here completely understand what you are talking about

[travisoffline36]

It's Like Pandora.................for cats..

[quinlansee1]

pandora for cats



[ImAgirlRAWR]

Lol i am from Silicon Valley and all im saying is wow. lol XOXO :)

[pppareawesome]

A Pandora for cats sounds very interesting.

[iChampVc]

I live in Silicon Valley. Not gunna lie, I say most of these things :P But who doesn't?

[ddwisdom]

He dropped out of middle school to start his company

[sealyboy1844]

Lol why all the dislikes??

[nontypicalguy]

@sealyboy1844 - 2,219 people live in Silicon Valley, or they don't have cats.

[galacticswagger]

wait, why do many dislikes?

[LegoBen]

Great video!

[theMuffinMan9999]

Kate, great job, and you're hot, don't worry about hte nay sayers they're just saying that because you're a woman

[ACK365]

Its like Pandora for cats :)

[thelittlerosy]

LOL i live in the silicon valley ahah SO TRUE!

[msherwood111111]

i have such an amazing team.

[Aaldarius]

It was funny and pretty true. If you send like 15 minutes around Facebook and Twitter, you'll understand majority of the video. It's just that it's easy to be oblivious to most of it.

[Devilen73]

This didn't connect with more than a few people. I am totally not of that world so I didn't get it. But that doesn't mean it's not funny like some people r saying. This little skit was directed at a certain demographic and that's it. I can't stand the ignorance of some people who are saying this shit isn't funny. I didn't get a laugh, I didn't know WHAT she was talking about, but I grew up on an Island at the bottom of Australia :-) Her acting and timing was spot on though, that was easy 2 tell.

[TalesOfIsolation]

who the hell is she talkin too?? geez, like really, this is what is "the most viewed today"?? come on down to my channel and see if you can handle the craziest Zombie claymation ever among other wild claymation art pieces ive done.....all the work I put into my vids and I dont even catch 1000 views and this girl talking to the air gains a million??? i just dont get it....

-mr.oz

[efrainthegreat]

Yeah, I'm ashamed to say but this is pretty much how we talk...

[rarityd]

"I have such an amazing team!!!" sooo bay area

[iLuVCoke11]

Sadly, this is true. Hahahah

[Royal1Blaze]

Im from Cupertino, haha this is pretty accurate

[WallaceUSG]

This sounds more like what tech bloggers say...

[SpellieDev]

LMAO

[AndyR0b]

this is more brooklyn, ny

[vendetta705]

Written, Filmed, edited, directed, art department, sound design, lighting, best boy, grip department, camera, Director of Photography, Production assistant, crafty, graphics, color correction, online editor, executive producer, line producer by Kate Imbach & Tom Conrad.

[ESTbest95]

What the fuck is a silicon valley? Sounds like a type of condom.

[MarthsBullet]

@ESTbest95

I can't tell if you're serious or not but if you are, SV is the stretch of land between San Fransisco and San Jose, CA where all the big tech companies (youtube, google, facebook, apple etc. etc.) have their headquarters. (Silicon is a material used in computers, hence the name.) Everyone knows someone who knows some important person. (Zuckerburg, Jobs, etc.)

[djayers]

"Pandora for cats" - want!

[bulletshell56]

haha im from silicon valley and holy crap spot on xD

[elasticjason]

@frydspamsandwich apple is not a startup. you should work for one.

[TWO5FIVE1]

What the hell most of the comments Im reading are positive but this video has more dislikes than likes?

[remodelservices]

I want Kate on my team.

[Tobyaz1]

@frydspamsandwich Thats why its called TechCrunch. And one thing more. As more You nerdy boy get involved in any software developments you lost the availability to see over the edge - thats a possible answers for you? :-) Hey, take it easy lol

[TranceFur]

Oh god, this is my female version...

[surfjacobson1]

Definitely a video for geeks.... hilarious.

[GeneralNerevarine]

Why are there so many dislikes...? Did I miss something?

[stocker104]

what is Silicon Valley

[dezzyragz]

Hey, tumblr is amazing..

[TheBosstrain]

@frydspamsandwich That's because us nerds understand what "Silicon Valley" really is (the space between a bimbo's enhanced breasts - silicone valley).

C'mon, you know that was kinda' funny.

[8dreadLock8]

nice ratings for 1st vid xD

[ppuodziukas1]

You're freaking, Hilarious... :-)

[scottyharp]

she's cute

[rammjamm0]

"He was 9 when he had his first exit" Freaking priceless!!

[MrDkollasch]

@rammjamm0 He's a genius lol

[ELFERNANDO17]

Shit trollers say

[IsabellaSleeps]

I live in Mountain View (Silicon Valley) and this is DEAD ON.

[Robert098123]

Love it!  Our life.

[LaurenceAttias]

What! I thought it was hella funny. I wish I was in silicon valley, sniff

[jutcybaby]

Foursquare!

[jakeblunsford]

Rdio is THE BEST!

[Chuck1Boriz]

you seem not real

[MrDkollasch]

I really enjoyed your video kate :)

[erratusScientia]

@waydwyl I found this raucously funny and spot on. It's a great parody of a niche bit of culture. A better title would have probably been "Shit silicon valley startup employees say". I can assure you, I've heard half of this, and the other half isn't too far from the truth.

[erratusScientia]

@waydwyl I found this raucously funny and spot on. It's a great parody of a niche bit of culture. A better title would have probably been "Shit silicon valley startup employees say". I can assure you, I've heard half of this, and the other half isn't too far from the truth.

[3Deity]

No different to Shoreditch in London - Airheads!

[manozr]

i share text via tumblr which will atuopost to fb and twitter.

[pantalones7]

this is actually one of the funniest ones if you've ever ventured into this world; silicon valleyers and boston/ny techies don't really understand what a bubble they're in, and that IS THE POINT.

[spudnick177]

did she used to be on techtv?????

[DebuggerTube]

kate .. u nailed it girl:-)

[Bollatic]

She sounds like Zooey Deschanel.

[faceclock1]

Come on. People are commenting that it is weird and they do not get it. That is because people saying so are not startup geeks. If all your jobs are for big corps, appl, goog, csco or whatever, sure enough you do not understand what this video is about, even if you were raised in silicon valley.

This video is FUNNY and AWESOME.

[faceclock1]

@frydspamsandwich It's because you do not work for a startup.

[HorrorTv2G]

i love you..

[boilerwamp]

Recap of #tomkat conversations? Awesome

[justin1130]

huh?

[IcySkeptic]

Wow. That was dead on for Freshman engineers from Chicago.

I think it must be more of a spoiled brat, arrogant asshole thing than a Silicon Valley thing....

[jerryk2198]

Shiit ive been to hella wild parties in Palo Alto...

[MrNickSpillum]

I think Kate's cool.

[korenna123]

WHY IS THERE NO HECKA OR HELLA. THATS HELLA LAME. i'm not going to dislike because i <3 the bay but SERIOUSLY? like, seriously? *sniffle. now im hella sad. also, you didnt mention all the "____technology is going to revolutionize _____"

[korenna123]

WHY IS THERE NO HECKA OR HELLA. THATS HELLA LAME. i'm not going to dislike because i <3 the bay but SERIOUSLY? like, seriously? *sniffle. now im hella sad.

[KajoCFC]

nice house and that's it.

[33dentin]

Kate, You remind me of Maria Sharapova in this vid.

[0WhiteCharisma0]

@33dentin looks and sounds like Sharapova lol now where's the tennis grunt?

[Tobyaz1]

@33dentin in german you would call this 33dentin *ein schleimer* Btw--she looks really different but and in her own beautiful way. Ever saw Sharapova in life?? you wouldn't love to see again (possibly *gg)

[FrancCastlee]

@33dentin i swear i was thinkin the exact same thing

[daveasr]

Great Actress!!!!!

[ChickenWingsRGood]

Holy cows... he had his first exit at 9!!!!!!

[waltarrrrr]

"I saw it on Laughing Squid..."

[mic5228]

born and raised in san jose, this is weird.

[Peakay]

The last one is super funny, this is my office ALL THE TIME.

[mscottveach]

this makes me miss the valley... and, uh, where were girls that looked like this 10 years ago??

[AliiiiWorld]

Silicon Valley is dry and boring. San Francisco is full of soul and amazing.

[nguyenfatman]

i have lived here foe 20 some years and yet to say or hea

[CallMeDilbert]

what the fuck is this?

[Fox250R]

Youre kinda weird

[lamarjohnson19]

wow i did not understand anything lol but that house is like MAJOR invested!!!!!!!!!!!! i love it

[Dtac25]

Hella funny! :D

[Paulyfr3sh]

She uses a Mac. Move along people, nothing to see here.

[MahdiY]

you have a nice speaker system.

[Dystopiansscreenname]

"Who has a party in Palo Alto?" Bwahahahahaha! Only people from the SF Bay would find this funny.

[Gbabyway2be]

It's kind of alarming how great of lengths you are going to censor the comment section. You must pretty insecure...

[elitestar]

this is nothing like the silicon valley. we dont all just talk about social networking shit

[betterday55]

ok i understand silicon valley is all about "tech" firms, but do people there really "talk" like that?

[HigBot]

...and the shark has officially been jumped...

[omarion9911]

She didnt mention anything bout YOUTUBE?!

[ZeBlam]

I thought the whole world was like this!

I never realized these were Silicon Valley things O_o



[kalvin126]

I'm live in the Silicon Valley and I don't understand any of this.

[doubletroubletodamax]

this is so unrealistic...stupid

[eauxement]

LIKE!

[paguerra]

It would be funnier if she were in Silicon Valley, and not South San Francisco