"Meet the Newell" Official Valve Commercial

[Justas923]

Is that the Ep 3?

Nope, Gabe Newell.

[IMSMRTR]

That song at the end. Look up the TF2 soundtrack. Song name, "A Little Heart to Heart".

[chada75]

0:13 She likes Gaben in the bed.

[TheKirby117]

Very last theme name? (played with he cats)

[BymysideyoulldieXD]

-OH LOOK EPISODE 3 WAS JUST RELEASED!

-Uh no, it's just me Gabe Newell; after 9000 thousand years in developement, hopefully I would have lost 3 pounds!

[RobinOlsen2011]

What about Engineer? He should be in this.

[LesboPonyArmageddon]

>Can't find female

>Use text-to-speech

>CLOSE ENOUGH

[CaptaiinKane]

"Will episode three ever -shit-?"

[BinarystarBeta]

Episode 3 will never ship because Half Life 3. WELP.

[tonihomi]

on 0:19 is he saying "dick" ?

[RaeuberPozzenfotz]

dat poor kitteh ;__;

[tonihomi]

Liked cuz of the old woman saaying"Will Episode 3 ever be shipped?"

[roktopus]

Gabe is a furry

[Slazors]

A fat joke a day keeps episode 3 away

[MagicBeastHide]

I think I'd rather have the bear.

[pjANDandrew]

LOOK! Its HL2 episode 3!

Nope, it just me, Gabe Newell.

[XeroOwnz]

There's a giraffe in my closet!

Nope! It's just me, Gabe TESTA

[ZombieFighter95]

@XeroMaano nope, valve time

[LittleArmah]

Nope, Gabe Testa.

[NahmanJayden]

Oh god that song at the end where have I heard it before oh god oh jesus

[MrXarlable]

@NahmanJayden Meet the Medic

[93hothead]

All these videos just pissed off the great gabe now hl2ep3 is delayed for another decade.

[thedarkpath44]

OMG it's Gabe Newell!

Nope! Just Chuck Testa.

[SuperShadow]

NOPE CHUCK NEWELL

[828fa]

LOL

[pesca247]

uh no

[officialunofficial]

Why did you have to remind me? ;_;

[1jim3bob]

She seems very pleased to have gabe newell in her bed...

[yaktr12]

GOD HOW DID I NOT COME UP WITH THIS

[Doommood15]

okay...?

[buggy715]

0:30 i don't even what

[bizarrostearns]

Sometimes I wonder if Gabe watches these videos...

[lupos2000]

0:25 Those are some nice legs you there, Gabe.

[R3troguy]

wrong

it was 14 years in development

[93hothead]

gabe's voice is so much more better than the other actors including the text to speech.

[maskarr4245]

what?1

[SuperMutantSomething]

this is great, but someone already did this. /watch?v=jxb5f_DnXrg&feature=c­hannel_video_title

[supersoniche]

@SuperMutantSomething This is a better version though.

[pokefreakbror]

GOD DAMN IT. I was making this, the render just looks like shit D: Oh well, yours is much better anyway.

[supe2313]

Uh no, Gabe Newell

[MrXarlable]

OH WHAT

WHAT

A GABE NEWELL VIDEO THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME LAUGH

I THOUGHT THIS WAS IMPOSSIBLE

[JakeTV370]

LAWLAWLAWLAWL ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HL2:EP3 JOKES WERE ONLY FUNNY IN 2009. DERP

[chemistryguy]

Which would you rather have in your bed? I think I'd prefer the bear.

[MajorStupidoZwo]

5000 years ago Gabe Newell was a mayan priest and said "I'm gonna make the world end next year!"

[gravywpg]

I knew someone would make this

[Phythix]

@gravywpg emm, nope!

[Jekkt619]

Archimedes?

[LegocatMaster]

What the gaben christ

[WolfehFenrir]

I heard they've already made episode 3, 3 times already, but Gabe keeps eating them.

[RoboJules]

It's another video about Gabe Newell.

[Peskeh]

SHIP

[Filthma]

LOL!

[985737]

Lets see, that'll be another 2,646,475,454,623,243,200 more years to go :D We are getting very close to episode three.

[loocnoc]

0:25 it's a rhiunoh

[Ryxaiin]

New Team Fortress 2 hat

the Gabe is paintable

also clips with every misc item there is

[redmetal48]

Episode 3 releasing in December?

NOPE. Gabe Newell.

[Frohstar]

What's the original swarce?

[rushnerd]

@Frohstar

This is just footage of Gabe's lunch break.

[hehehe88]

@rushnerd just as this is his Launch break?

[CptSpauIding]

@rushnerd Which is a 4 hour epic directed by Bernardo Bertolucci.

[olfan92]

@rushnerd Hahaha chuck testa parody :D

[Lulz0rs]

@Frohstar

Nope, Chuck Testa

[notEisiger]

@Frohstar

Ojai Valley Texidermy - LJP1DphOWPs

Mega64 The Beatles Rock Band - yyJ48-BYb7s

No wait I mean it's from valve's krispy kreme warehouse, gabe is fat, huhuhuh

[lancasterjr]

@Frohstar Chuck Testa

[SmashLiXs]

haaaaaaa

[Stickbabiga]

This HAD to be done.

And I believe that 3-headed galaxy cat is the queen of the advisers.

[BaconGod94]

Uhhh, no, Gabe Newell.

:)

[LaughJester9000]

I was going to say something witty and clever, but I forgot.

[ultimachocobo86]

This is why I <3 you, Rushnerd. :3

[ShareHD]

nope.avi

[padgemaster92]

i want the 3 headed cat!

[DomEReapeR]

Oh god, why didn't anyone think of this sooner? xD

[dammitpeterZE]

Don't go making this!